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General => The Lounge => Spam => Topic started by: FFMaster on July 28, 2009, 04:03:53 am

Title: Japan invent booby pudding!
Post by: FFMaster on July 28, 2009, 04:03:53 am
A small passage:
QuoteA friend picked up a souvenir from the Niigata prefecture and chose this particular one because they had a feeling that I like oppai. Not sure what gave them that idea.

Yep - its Oppai Pudding or "Niigata Bust Pudding." At the top of the box its got "The Secret Pudding" in Japanese and at the bottom of the box it says (in English) "Only who knows this taste can really appreciate it."

Upon opening up the box, you are greeted with a nice 2D girl  with a huge bra. Shes saying "Please eat it gently and kindly."

Source with pics:
http://www.dannychoo.com/detail/mac/eng ... Purin.html (http://www.dannychoo.com/detail/mac/eng/image/21769/Oppai%20Purin.html)
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Post by: Mental_Gear on July 28, 2009, 08:03:05 am
I assume it's mainly milk.
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Post by: SilvasRuin on July 28, 2009, 11:36:24 am
...they made pudding that tastes like boobs?
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Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on July 28, 2009, 11:58:06 am
Japan scares me.
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Post by: Mental_Gear on July 28, 2009, 12:20:38 pm
They have NO freaking standards.
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Post by: Kaijyuu on July 28, 2009, 12:34:24 pm
Quote from: "Mental_Gear"They have NO freaking standards.
Quite the contrary. Their standards are just different.

And, as this topic shows, they are obviously better :O
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Post by: Mental_Gear on July 28, 2009, 01:45:15 pm
Quite bizarre though. I can imagine someone ordering it at a counter and muttering 'It's for a friend...'
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Post by: Skip Sandwich on August 02, 2009, 02:54:33 pm
http://www.kittyhell.com/2008/01/18/hel ... le-update/ (http://www.kittyhell.com/2008/01/18/hello-kitty-assault-rifle-update/)

http://www.kittyhell.com/2009/07/07/hel ... taser-gun/ (http://www.kittyhell.com/2009/07/07/hello-kitty-taser-gun/)

run for your lives!
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Post by: FFMaster on August 02, 2009, 05:26:05 pm
Brilliant additions to the Hello Kitty franchise!
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Post by: Mental_Gear on August 02, 2009, 06:33:19 pm
There were HK dildos advertised there...
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Post by: philsov on August 02, 2009, 09:51:59 pm
pudding is fun to motorboat.
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Post by: Skip Sandwich on August 02, 2009, 10:09:59 pm
http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/12/04/hel ... al-target/ (http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/12/04/hello-kitty-urinal-target/)

speaks for itself
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Post by: RAMee on August 07, 2009, 06:11:59 am
I don't see the problem.
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Post by: Mental_Gear on August 07, 2009, 10:24:24 am
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/0d/Hello_kitty_war.jpg)

(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a9/Kitty40k.jpg)

Elaboration not necessary.