What if Jesus was a summon spell?

Pickle Girl Fanboy · April 12, 2010, 01:41:20 pm

What would his quote be?

RavenOfRazgriz · April 12, 2010, 01:42:32 pm

"Son of our Lord, come down with righteous fury! Christ Almighty!"

Dome · April 12, 2010, 01:42:49 pm

Son if the omnipotent one, crush the atheist!

philsov · April 12, 2010, 01:50:51 pm

"Do you think you're what they say you are!?
Jesus Christ... SUPERSTAR!"

Edit: Jesus Christ Superstar really is an awesome movie/musical. It does well to humanize both Judas and Pontius Pilate, and its waaaay up there on the funk-o-meter. Recommended for skeptics and believers alike!

Xifanie · April 12, 2010, 03:34:19 pm

"Prepare yourselves, powerless ones!"

Kaijyuu · April 12, 2010, 04:25:48 pm

"Haha, no, I'm not staying. I heard you guys were frying twinkies now. I wanted to get in on that!"

Vanya · April 12, 2010, 10:08:48 pm

"Fuckers!"

-Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 B.C. 4.0 Beta

Smash · April 12, 2010, 11:40:41 pm

Quote from: "RavenOfRazgriz""Son of our Lord, come down with righteous fury! Christ Almighty!"

Instant atheist status to all characters afterwards.

VampragonLord · April 13, 2010, 04:06:48 am

he is... all you do is punch a hole in your own stomach and bleed to death as an offering, and he possesses the nearest dress wearer and explodes ultima demons.

Archael · April 13, 2010, 04:07:37 am

QuoteWhat if Jesus was a summon spell?

I would LOL outloud irl

Pickle Girl Fanboy · April 13, 2010, 12:32:38 pm

What would Mohammed and Buddha's quotes be?

Kaijyuu · April 13, 2010, 04:48:48 pm

Neither are deities so it wouldn't work.

Kokojo · April 13, 2010, 05:43:57 pm

''PLEASE SAVE ME''

-Effect : None.

samuchan · April 17, 2010, 11:04:36 pm

"JC come and help me!"

Full heal and status remove for all allies.

Archael · April 18, 2010, 11:48:15 am

Quote from: "Kokojo"''PLEASE SAVE ME''

-Effect : None.

omgaoeay how dare u thats so insulting ! :O

:wink:

SolidSnakeDog · April 18, 2010, 11:44:34 pm

*JC please come and save us form our suffering.*

-Effect : Instant death to all living thing in the universe.

...ah sh**! *Died*

Pickle Girl Fanboy · April 19, 2010, 11:25:53 am

Hey JC
Come save me
And all my peoples from the oppressive
***
(Someone else do the next three lines.)

Dome · April 19, 2010, 12:38:02 pm

No more boobs PGF?

Kagebunji · April 19, 2010, 02:58:34 pm

Quote from: "Dome"No more boobs PGF?

You don't seem yourself without them, PGF. MOAR BOOBIES!!!

formerdeathcorps · April 19, 2010, 06:15:41 pm

For the summons:
Christ: In the name of the Almighty, call forth his son!
Mohammad: Words of the last prophet, awaken us to the dawn!

Range = Map; Effect = Faith or Innocent to all targets

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