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[Kokojo]

> Roll the healing dice towards dome.

[VampragonLord]

>If satan refuses to fuse properly with me, then i shall oppose him and everything he stands for! I begin questing for a holy relic to set myself up as diety!

[Kokojo]

UPDATE THIS SHIT YOU BORING MAN

[Celdia]

Koko, take over. Just start posting rolls and results. This is essentially just randomness. Anyone could take PX's place

[Dome]

Koko, take over.

And give me my freaking cursed ring

[st4rw4k3r]

If Koko doesn't do it within the hour, I will.

[Kokojo]

>Fix the word parser on this game so it understands the difference between 'learn' and 'attempt'.

5: Not only you do so, but it wants to give you bonuses in exchange! (+1 next roll) (still wounded)

> Realize that this place has neither pants, nor infernal cows. Look for the nearest person, and ask them if there is a leader, or Deity of this amazing place. (If there isn't, I might be the guy to do so )

4: You ask them. They do not awnser.

>I roll on the ground, looking for a cursed ring, which will give me very powerful stats

6: It gives you very powerfull stats, immense strenght, but also a meteor is now arriving toward earth (especially you) (3 turns till meteocrash)

>Is dead

4 : Indeed.

> Use Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Select Start to get myself back into the game with all the ridiculous cheating luxuries the Konami Code provides.

3: You're not able to enter the Konami code in REALITY. You're doing it from the ghostworld.

> Roll the healing dice towards dome.

3 : You roll it towards dome, but you first launched it in your face. (-1 next roll)

DOME MUST ROLL TO DODGE
5: Dome pwns the dice using his super-mega powers from the cursed ring! After he disposes of it, he keeps one side of the die for a boost next round (+1 next roll)

>If satan refuses to fuse properly with me, then i shall oppose him and everything he stands for! I begin questing for a holy relic to set myself up as diety!

2 : You got very near the satan-destoyer-holy-mitten, but you get distracted by a flying cheescake. It gets away and you feel sad.


3 turns till meteocrash (Will affect dome and the posters before and after him)

[st4rw4k3r]

It even effects me while I'm in Nirvana?

>Realize that this person is rude. Check if he/she is wearing pants.

[Dome]

6: It gives you very powerfull stats, immense strenght,

FINALLY! MY CURSED RING!

but also a meteor is now arriving toward earth (especially you) (3 turns till meteocrash)

A meteor? Easy stuff
>Casts innocent on himself

[Celdia]

> Searches for a cowboy hat and a portal to the top of the meteor so she can ride it like Major Kong

spoiler

[st4rw4k3r]

oh god.
I do hope you get a six on that celdia.

[Dome]

oh god.
I do hope you get a six on that celdia.

[RavenOfRazgriz]

> Press Down+B from the ghostworld to help Celdia roll a 6 since that meteor ain't hittin' me anyway.

[Eternal]

>Begin charging Holy.

[VampragonLord]

>Find silver hair dye and some darker make up. somebody has to play the emo villian after all.

[Kokojo]

>Realize that this person is rude. Check if he/she is wearing pants.

Your roll : 2

You instead look at this persons boobs. The man gets angry and shouts at you!

>Casts innocent on himself

Your roll : 1 (+1)

You jumble up the quote, and end up not casting anything.

> Searches for a cowboy hat and a portal to the top of the meteor so she can ride it like Major Kong

Your roll : 4 (+1)

You find both, and you get them for free. You din't go trought the portal yet, but in the cowbow hat was a 249-leaf clover. (+1 to next roll)

> Press Down+B from the ghostworld to help Celdia roll a 6 since that meteor ain't hittin' me anyway.

Your roll : 6

You actually CATCH something with up+b, but not the dice: the ghostworld, and it releashes you in a attempt to stay in the game.

RavenOfRazgriz has revived!

>Begin charging Holy.

Your roll : 4

You begin to charge holy (1 turn left)

>Find silver hair dye and some darker make up. somebody has to play the emo villian after all.

Your roll : 1

You find a shiny cape, excalibur, and a hero's liscense.

(Hey, I forgot to play!)
> Grow wings

Your roll : 5(-1)

You grow wings like a champion.

Two turns till meteocrash. (Will affect dome and the posters before and after him)

Players Table
Kokojo -
Eternal248- Charging Holy
VampdragonLord -
RavenofRagriz -
Celdia - +1 next roll
Dome -
St4rwalk3r -

[RavenOfRazgriz]

-> Follow Celdia onto the meteor and throw a Frozen Meatball at Eternal to cancel his Holy charge.

[Celdia]

> Don the hat, grin like an idiot and use that portal - this is gonna be one helluva ride.

[Eternal]

>Continue charging Holy while dodging delicious meatballs.

[Joseph Strife]

> I teleport into all this madness in hope and start protecting Eternal with my dual pistols Ivory and Ebony so he can cast Holy and save us from Meteor.