Stuff I Learned From Video Games

[Celdia]

Feel free to add your own.

"If all else fails use fire." Admittedly, the usefulness of this one has proved erratic at best.

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[Pickle Girl Fanboy]

When all else fails use fire is not productive advice.

[Kaijyuu]

I'd also like to mention that the megaman one can be very terrible advice depending on the family in question, and the bomberman one can be misconstrued to support suicide bombings.

[Dome]

Awesome post, love it

[Kokojo]

Dome, I'm gonna ban myself from spam

These never apply to reality, ever, so GET THE FUCK OUT OF VIDEO GAMES FFS. They do not represent reality what so ever and you'll never have a ounce of epicness like them.

QQ all you want, but gtfo, newbie.

[3lric]

There should have been one about finding food (primarily Turkey and Chicken) in strange places...

Then again i guess these are suppose to be like life lessons, and i probably wouldn't eat a turkey i randomly found inside a wall.

[Celdia]

There should have been one about finding food (primarily Turkey and Chicken) in strange places...

Then again i guess these are suppose to be like life lessons, and i probably wouldn't eat a turkey i randomly found inside a wall.

Elric, you haven't lived until you've eaten wall turkey.

[Kaijyuu]

Wall turkey is murder.

How dare you destroy helpless architecture like that?

[EmmaNigma]

But... the One True Way to play Sonic 2 and Sonic 3+K is to purposely kill Tails.. and Tails steals your powerups and activates THOSE FUCKING STARFISH

[Dome]

Dome, I'm gonna ban myself from spam

Sure, why not