Use this topic to confess your sins

[tithin]

I stole ten dollars from megs purse
I stole ten dollars from mums purse
I've been making counterfeit ten dollar bills for years

[Sephirot24]

awesome first post lol

[boomkick]

I shot a guy in back
I raped my own dog
I flew to the moon and cried wolf
I died, came back to life, and killed Megan Fox
I used Self-Destruct on the Self-Destructing Worker
I cut myself
I lied

[Nocat]

Puked on Debras Desk.
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. Like a boss.

[PrOj3cT_cHaOs]

i watched meatspin spin 1000 times

[theultrawolf]

I stole like $1000 from some old lady...
I stole the brain from obama... and his plans for universal amnesty (still haven't seen it)
health care reform, blah blah blah
I stole ted kennedy's life...
i stole from a random wallet i found...only to realize it was mine...
basically i just steal

[Aquilae]

I troll the gamefaqs FFT board

[SilvasRuin]

I still haven't made a request to ban Dome.

[Smitson]

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I was raped by a group of men.

[Kokojo]

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Sorry, I was the one with a red-polka dot mask.

[Pickle Girl Fanboy]

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I was raped by a group of men.

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I fapped to your confession

[StaticLynx]

I lose two brain cells everytime I watch Leeroy Jenkins, which is at least once a day, putting me into the -10,000 brain cell count.

[Nocat]

haha.


That was the funniest video when it came out....

[Kaijyuu]

I felt here was the best place to confess the following sin: I found this humorous.


In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.
The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"
The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays."
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."
The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool's Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned."

[Bastard Poetry]

I'm so glad that the real court system doesn't allow imaginary friends as eye-witnesses or any such thing.

[goldenshinywire]

I may be bisexual.

*shot*

[Kokojo]

*clears the smoke from the gun*