Use this topic to confess your sins

[Dome]

Use this topic to purge yourself from your sins
No one will judge you here (And, if someone does, a BLACK chocobo will rape his ass, IMMEDIATELY), so feel free to confess yourself

People that confessed themself

Philosov

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I have not been to confession in more than 10 years.
I confess my lack of confession.
*runs off to say 4 Hail Mary's*

Dome

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I've never confessed myself...
And I'm agnostic, not atheist like I always said...

I want to troll this guy
the random guy I want to troll

Samuraiblackbelt

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I raped Dome last night

Darthpaul

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I white knighted MagiTek. Twice.

I would confess to this as well. I was baptized at the age of five. Then again at fifteen because I felt my religious beliefs had been tested. Two weeks later I professed atheism and soon after became an agnostic on the pretense that until the moment I die I will never know the truth.

Kokojo

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I have only said ''Dome for spam mod'' while under alcool influence.

Sephirot24

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I never watched any Terminator movie, Karate Kid, Rocky, or Rambo. And I'm 20.

Kaijyuu

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I never watched any Terminator movie, Karate Kid, Rocky, or Rambo. And I'm 20.

Same.
Well... I saw the latter half of a terminator movie.

Bastard Poetry

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I was baptized.
Listen, I'm not proud of it. I was an infant, and as such, I hadn't yet developed the teeth necessary to bite my way out of it. I know it sounds like an excuse, and it probably is.. but I can't just spew forth excuses for this sort of thing. I intend to make things right. There's this secular society in Europe that does "reverse baptisms," which I'd imagine is sort of like a pagan cleansing ritual, or at least totally bad ass like one, and I intend to do so when we move back to Ireland in a few years.

on a /note, I've always felt like someone's been watching me when I masturbate. Fuck you guys, I'm getting cleansed. I hope they give me a cool little hat or something.

Zodiac

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I was baptized.
Who the fuck cares? Some idiot threw water in my face and so what? I don't understand why people are making such a big deal out of this. It's not like the Jew's circumcision. Reverse baptism? Dude, it was FUCKING WATER!!

Death is the road to awe

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I watched the Craft last night, then beat off furiously to Fairuza Balk twice this morning.
Hail Menon.

SilvasRuin

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I haven't recommended Dome for a ban yet.

Zypher

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I haven't sponsored Dome for spam mod, but then again I don't think my words carry much weight.

Tithin

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I stole ten dollars from megs purse
I stole ten dollars from mums purse
I've been making counterfeit ten dollar bills for years

Boomkick

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I shot a guy in back
I raped my own dog
I flew to the moon and cried wolf
I died, came back to life, and killed Megan Fox
I used Self-Destruct on the Self-Destructing Worker
I cut myself
I lied

Nocat

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Puked on Debras Desk.
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. Like a boss.

PrOj3cT_cHaOs

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i watched meatspin spin 1000 times

theultrawolf

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I stole like $1000 from some old lady...
I stole the brain from obama... and his plans for universal amnesty (still haven't seen it)
health care reform, blah blah blah
I stole ted kennedy's life...
i stole from a random wallet i found...only to realize it was mine...
basically i just steal

Aquilae

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I troll the gamefaqs FFT board

goldenshinywire

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I may be bisexual.

[philsov]

I have not been to confession in more than 10 years.

I confess my lack of confession.

*runs off to say 4 Hail Mary's*

[Dome]

I've never confessed myself...
And I'm agnostic, not atheist like I always said...

[Samuraiblackbelt]

I raped Dome last night

[Dome]

I raped Dome last night

And I dont remember anything

[DarthPaul]

I white knighted MagiTek. Twice.

[Archael]

I've never confessed myself...
And I'm agnostic, not atheist like I always said...

you are an agnostic atheist?

(meaning you don't know that god(s) don't exist because you lack evidence to disprove those claims, and at the same time you also don't believe in god(s) claims)

saying you're agnostic alone isn't telling us anything (agnostic about what? peanut butter?)

[philsov]

I've never confessed myself...
And I'm agnostic, not atheist like I always said...

You sir are a very bad Italian.

[Kokojo]

I have only said ''Dome for spam mod'' while under alcool influence.

[Dome]

I've never confessed myself...
And I'm agnostic, not atheist like I always said...

you are an agnostic atheist?

(meaning you don't know that St. Ajora(s) don't exist because you lack evidence to disprove those claims, and at the same time you also don't believe in St. Ajora(s) claims)

saying you're agnostic alone isn't telling us anything (agnostic about what? peanut butter?)

I'm agnostic (IDK if god exist) not atheist
It's easy to understand...

You sir are a very bad Italian.

YOU JUDGED!
A BLACK CHOCOBO will rape your ass soon

[Archael]

yeah I know you don't know if god exists, I'm asking whether you believe in the claim or not (theist vs atheist), you can not know and still believe one or the other

knowledge =/= belief

[Kaijyuu]

Sins? Well, this one time, at band camp...

[philsov]

If you don't know, you don't know.  You can't make a claim based on lack of evidence.    Agnostic N/A is a possibility.

Just let it rest.

[Dome]

yeah I know you don't know if St. Ajora exists, I'm asking whether you believe in the claim or not (theist vs atheist), you can not know and still believe one or the other

knowledge =/= belief

I will not talk unless in presence of my lawyer
Lol
Anyway, I dont know if god exist, but I dont think that a "Superior being" actually exist...I suppose that this statement throws me in the atheist movement...
Bah, it's hard to even understand what I'm talking about...

[Archael]

If you don't know, you don't know.  You can't make a claim based on lack of evidence.    Agnostic N/A is a possibility.

Just let it rest.

exactly

you don't know, and you state whether you believe or disbelieve the existing claim

no claims being made there

my mother is an agnostic theist, she doesn't claim to know anything, yet she still believes in the claim that a god exists (christian)

[philsov]

you don't know [about the existence of $deity], and you state whether you believe or disbelieve the existing claim

You... don't quite get it.

1) You don't know about the existence of $deity
2) You don't know about the existing claims of $deity, or have no opinion on them whatsoever.

There is more than agnostic atheist and agnostic theist.  It's a false dichotomy.

[Archael]

oh I know there's more, I was just wondering what dome believed

[Sephirot24]

I never watched any Terminator movie, Karate Kid, Rocky, or Rambo. And I'm 20.

[beawulfx]

I'll take the Black Chocobo rape just to curse Sephirot for his confession... my god man, you call that living?!

[Kaijyuu]

I never watched any Terminator movie, Karate Kid, Rocky, or Rambo. And I'm 20.

Same.


Well... I saw the latter half of a terminator movie.