Final Fantasy Hacktics

Kokojo is still sore from that time I called him out about being homophobic and administering psychological treatments to his friends without any training at age 16.

<Lijj> I let my friend whose 68 yrs old rub my ass the other night while we drank wine.. that about as gay as I've been
<xonhpei> Zodiac -> You removed my sprite from the Sprites page.  Do I need to do something else?
<Eternal248> Maybe you just have a soft, pleasant-feeling ass.
<Asmo> We don't actually need to know that Lijj
<Lijj> haha Sorry
<@Zodiac> the edit is too minor and the colors are saturated
<xonhpei> What is with old men, and that 'Greek' thing?
<Eternal248> This Jello is delicious. =D
<xonhpei> Ok.
<Lijj> Yeah he's awesome an old poet. Actually somewhat renowned as an author his name's Walt Curtis
<Eternal248> You're telling everyone the name of the guy who rubbed your ass?
<Lijj> Ya
<Lijj> So what?
<xonhpei> Lijj wants everyone to join in on the experience.
* Eternal248 shoves Lijj in a corner.
* xonhpei snickers
<xonhpei>
<Asmo> if i was walt curtis, i would be pissed off right now
<Eternal248> ...he made a book called "Angel Pussy"?
<Lijj> Yep
<Eternal248> "The Erotic Flying Machine"...
<xonhpei> LMAO
<Samurai> hahahahahahhahahahaa
<Asmo> hahahahahahaha

How do you separate the Greek men from the Greek boys?

























A crowbar....

16:56   Eternity   I have a confession...
16:56   Eternity   ...there is no corner.

this one's very old, but still very true and very funny

Asmo is 100% right.

Quote from: "Jon"Asmo is 100% right.

No, 99%. The cut scenes are genius.

Quote from: "Asmo X"Kokojo is still sore from that time I called him out about being homophobic and administering psychological treatments to his friends without any training at age 16.

Being gay is okay! ... and doing gay things >.>

Quote from: "Voldemort"<Asmo> im playing 1.3!

<Asmo> or as i like to call it, Final Fantasy Tactics: Item

that was the best one

* Jon (Jon@89.204.153.215) joined #ffh
<Jon> anyone on?
<Jon> hey everyone
<Kagebunji> As you can see
<Jon> yeah
* Zodiac kicked Jon from #ffh (jon)
<Kagebunji> hehe
<Kagebunji> Nice
<Zodiac> now I want to see what he'll do next
<Kagebunji> BUTTHURTZZZZ
* Jon (Jon@89.204.153.215) joined #ffh
<Jon> hey
<Kagebunji> :D
<Jon> ??
<DarkxFatal> Hallo
<Jon> heya
* Zodiac kicked Jon from #ffh (jon)
<Kagebunji> LOL
* Jon (Jon@89.204.153.215) joined #ffh
<Jon> dude wtf
<Kagebunji> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
<Kagebunji> 3
<Kagebunji> 2
<Kagebunji> 1
<Kagebunji> GO!
<Jon> are you playing a racing game or something??
<Kagebunji> Yeah
<Kagebunji> CTR
<Kagebunji> Crash Team Racing
<Jon> i know it, what system ps1?
<Kagebunji> Yes
<Kagebunji> I made it into eboot
<Jon> i played that game way back when, i was the polar bear
* Zodiac kicked Jon from #ffh (hit by a racing car)
<Zodiac> Kage!
<Zodiac> lrn2drve
<Kagebunji> Hehe
<Kagebunji> Sorry
<Kagebunji> It was intentional
<Zodiac> you're so dumb
<Zodiac> you'll damage your car
<Asmo> cant you IP ban?
<Zodiac> yes I can
* Jon (Jon@89.204.153.215) joined #ffh
<Jon> not funny...
<Kagebunji> No IP
<Asmo> dont kick yet
<Asmo> why are you still coming here dude?
<Asmo> you burned all your bridges
<Asmo> pretty sure no one wants you around
<Jon> no one? hmmm
<Asmo> oh here we go. Banned member lists their 3 friends
<Jon> no
<Asmo> no seriously, why
<Jon> i dont believe the internet has ""friends"
<Asmo> you insulted zodiac and the site repeatedly after your banning
<Asmo> on gamefaqs
<Asmo> coming round after all that makes you look pretty pathetic dude
<Kagebunji> On gamefaqs?!
<Kagebunji> LINKZ PLZ
<Jon> on gamefaqs? I dont even go on that site, what are you talking about?
<Asmo> someone linked that shit
<Asmo> full of posts of you raging at FFH and basically burning bridges
<Jon> huh? I dont have a gamefaqs account
<Jon> what? i never did that for real
<Jon> what are you talking about??
<Asmo> pretty much what i said
<Asmo> unless someone is posing as you
<Jon> i really dont have an account, post the link so i can see this for myself
<Asmo> ok so i have been reliably informed it was hacktacticsadvance.tk
<Jon> on gamefaqs? wtf?
<Asmo> ring any bells?
<Jon> wait gamefaqs or hacktactics?
<Jon> and by who?
<Asmo> hacktactics
<Jon> who said such crap?
<Asmo> that was you right?
<Kagebunji> Remeber "great..." topic, Jon?
<Jon> i bet it was that other polish idiot guy
<Kagebunji> That's where you insulted Zod even more
<Jon> yes i do
<Jon> no, i didnt
<Jon> that other polish guy did
<Kagebunji> Zod is a little crybaby
<Jon> he just reposted what i said
<Kagebunji> Do you really want me to link that
<Kagebunji> ?
<Jon> hey i cant help it if he bans me for something like that c'mon, now your twisting what i said haha
<Jon> i said that on ffh first
<Asmo> the kihaku = zodiac theory is overwhelmingly stupid
<Kagebunji> Hehe
<Jon> that other guy just reposted
<Jon> why
<Jon> they both cant speak english correctly
<Kagebunji> "I guess I pissed off little cry baby Zodiac once too much coupled with the stupid religious / atheist debates."
<Kagebunji> That's yours
<Jon> and i thought zodiac was like internet stalking me or something
<Asmo> we're really not missing much anyway
<Asmo> we dont need a tutorial for headswapping
<Jon> could be
<Jon> i know
<Jon> just thought i'd help the noobs
<Jon> and besides that is just a follow up
<Jon> of the character creation
<Asmo> yeah well im sure there are some people out there hopeless enough that they cant wipe their ass. No point making tutorial about it
<Asmo> why dont you just leave now and never come back
<Jon> why should i?
<Jon> why are you pissed at me asmo, i said nothing to you
<Asmo> am i allowed to be offended by something you said to someone else?
<Kagebunji> Their loss though, no more simple step by step tutorials for noobs from yours truly!
<Kagebunji> ^
<Jon> yeah
<Asmo> then theres your answer, sport
<Jon> i agree with what i wrote, the tutorials at ffh are ridiculous
<DarkxFatal> =v
<Asmo> and you will make them better by posting even more useless ones
<Jon> no
<Jon> the old ones were practically impossible to follow, out dated
<Asmo> lets see. you insult zodiac pretty goddamn badly and then when he reacts as expected you call him a crybaby
<Jon> mine are perfect
<Asmo> do i have this right so far?
<DarkxFatal> Perfect tutorials?
<DarkxFatal> Hmmmm
* AquiIae (chatzilla@bb119-74-139-161.singnet.com.sg) joined #ffh
<Kagebunji> Lolololol
<Asmo> you're like that guy from bioshock who thinks all the freaks are beautiful
<Asmo> delusional fucktard
<Kagebunji> Lol
<Jon> ??
<Jon> what is bioshock?
<DarkxFatal> Not one picture
<DarkxFatal> =v
<Asmo> "my perfect tutorials" = the doctor from bioshock turning everyone into hideous freaks
<Asmo> delusional
<Jon> hold on a sec, why am i a fucktard? wtf did you actually produce for ffh asmo, jack shit
<Asmo> yep just the way i like it
<Asmo> i dont have to contribute anything
<Kagebunji> Asmo did nothing on FFH?
<Kagebunji> Nice joke
<Jon> so who the fuck are you to speak? you havent done anything
<DarkxFatal> No need to curse, Jon
<Jon> kage can judge though
<DarkxFatal> =/
<Kagebunji> Thanks to Asmo, I sprite as I do now
<Kagebunji> His crits are legendary
<Asmo> oh i see. you can write the shittiest garbage imaginable and it's immune from criticism by anyone who hasnt contributed something?
<Jon> no
<Asmo> you should write in to Roger Ebert and tell him to stop criticising movies until he makes one
<Jon> but i dont need you to tell me whats "shit" and whats not
<Jon> i doubt you even read my tutorials
<Jon> thats the sad part
<Asmo> but then you'll never know because the only affirmation you get is from your undying hordes of mouthbreathing retards who dont know how to headswap
<Jon> i meant the first tutorial just now
<DarkxFatal> The character creation one? =v
<Jon> forget the second one, its like i said a follow up
<Jon> yes
<Asmo> i dont know what the fuck youre talking about. im talking about the headswap thing
<DarkxFatal> There's no pictures in the character one ^^;
* Portmanteur (Portmanteu@pool-98-113-86-172.nycmny.fios.verizon.net) joined #ffh
<Asmo> seriously, let me get on this again
<Jon> the sticky called New "Creating Custom Characters" tut
<Asmo> you insult zodiac badly and then call him a crybaby for getting upset about it
<DarkxFatal> Hallo Portmanteur
<Jon> you dont need pics, it explains itself
<Asmo> and you think theres a place for you here?
<Jon> i never said there was a place for me here >_>
<DarkxFatal> Pics are nice and colorful tho =(
<Jon> i just am here
<Kagebunji> Pics or GTFO man
<Asmo> yes you did. yuo and your perfect tutorials
<Jon> look darkx I would update it but now its too late
<DarkxFatal> Hmm..I can just copy and paste!!!!
<DarkxFatal> =P
<Jon> haha
<Asmo> yeah anyway
<Asmo> time to kick you
<Jon> thats not my reason for being on ffh
<DarkxFatal> Darkx's revised Character Tut
<Asmo> kiiick
<Asmo> kiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
<DarkxFatal> With pics!
<DarkxFatal> Amazing!
<Kagebunji> Hey, everyone saw that amazing headswap of Ramza called Dark Knight? it's really awesome
* Zodiac puts a ban on *!*@*.dhcp.insightbb.com
<Jon> is that your answer to everything?
<Zodiac> woops
<Jon> kick anyone you dont agree with?
* Zodiac removes ban on *!*@*.dhcp.insightbb.com
<DarkxFatal> Who'd you ban? o_o
<Asmo> youre about to get a ban, in fact
* Zodiac puts a ban on *!*@89.204.*.*
<DarkxFatal> Silly Zoddy
<Zodiac> banned ffta by accident
<Kagebunji> Lol
<DarkxFatal> :v
* Zodiac puts a ban on *!*@82.113.*.*
<DarkxFatal> Hmm..And that one is..? =o
<Zodiac> his otehr IP
<DarkxFatal> Ah
<Zodiac> :'( I'll miss him

_

<StrifeBringerOfPearls> the only thing that urks me is
<StrifeBringerOfPearls> barret being a white mage, look at his damn gun arm
<StrifeBringerOfPearls> LOL.
<supersexyadvent> heh
<Eternal248> He can't be a White Mage.
<Eternal248> He's black.
<Eternal248> >_>
<AquiIae> ...
<supersexyadvent> "you look like a bear wearing a marshmallow"
<Eternal248> He'd be a Black Mage.
<StrifeBringerOfPearls> favorite quote
<supersexyadvent> he can if he wears his sailor suit~
<Eternal248> Or a Dark Knight.

[08:00] <Hana> I'm not fond of scat stuff. That's my hard limit.
[08:00] <Chimp> Meh, I'm not a fan of it, but I can understand it.
[08:01] * Svidrigailov has joined #ffh
[08:01] * Hana hums
[08:01] <Hana> I don't really understand it personally.
[08:01] <Chimp> My friend is into it.
[08:02] <Svidrigailov> As am I.
[08:02] <Svidrigailov> I can also say that I'm into it.

[2010-12-31 21:10:35] <dn> seriously, you can't find a good name for retarded concepts
[2010-12-31 21:10:39] <dn> you want another: Oxyale
[2010-12-31 21:10:47] <Samurai> ....
[2010-12-31 21:10:49] <Samurai> wut?
[2010-12-31 21:10:57] <Samurai> I can't even figure out how to say that
[2010-12-31 21:11:23] <Eternal248> Ox-ee-ale
[2010-12-31 21:11:37] <RavenOfRazgriz> Eternal was Hooked on Phonics.

Twinees is cool 

[00:02] <Voldemort> the good ideas in 1.3 didnt come from 99% of posters like you think they did
[00:02] <mikuru> it wasnt hostility, it was bluntness
[00:02] <mikuru> ~<3
[00:02] <Voldemort> they came from assholes just like me, like asmo and phil
[00:02] <Voldemort> and ffm
[00:02] <Voldemort> and difficulty freaks like aquilae
[00:02] <FFMaster> yay, i'm an arsehole!

<Eternal248> "I'm no longer a Knight. Just a Power Ranger, like you."

Quote01:40   Twin: but its going to look like a black cavern under her dress
01:40   Twin:
01:40   DaveSW: can you force a character to mount something else?
01:40   Damned: That fits.

Touche, Damned. Touche. xD