Final Fantasy Hacktics

EYE WIL NEVR FINDD UT IT IS RAMZEY BEHND HELMT OF GREFGERION NAD NINJOS MSKA.

Edit: You ruined the whole fame of Ch.4 Ramza, his Butt-Pantsu. How will we love this sprite now?

It all started with :
Celdia: Crackhead looking woman comes into the night lobby, asking if she can use the pool. I tell her that's impossible since I don't have keys to unlock the pool area, only the manager does. She offers me money to have me unlock it. I explain again that I don't have the keys, only the manager does. She goes from asking to begging. I explain a third time how the keys to unlock the pool are not here. Then she gets all angry/violent with me, spouting


08:36 Kitty_McStalker: tell her she needs to forge the key using the hellfires of mordor to be able to gain entry to the pool of cleansing
08:36 Kihaku: Celdia should have told her she needs to bring her Mahagony from the planet Malchior 7, where the trees breath fire, and in order to cut down those trees you need to undergo blood rituals of the Malchior people
08:37    Sammy: And tell her the metal for the key must be smelted witha  drop of your firstborn's blood in order to work.
08:38    Kihaku: And that Mahagony from Malchior 7 can bend the fabric of the universe
08:38    Kihaku: which could create a key to the pool area
08:38    Kihaku: and that was the only way to get the key
08:39    Kihaku: Sammy's version is also good.
08:39    Kitty_McStalker: but first you need to travel 88mph backwards out of a cannon built using spare parts from an enertron
08:39    Kihaku: To get to Malchior 7 and give birth at the time of flying 88mph backwards.
08:40    Kihaku: You also need to do a backflip forward.
08:40    Kihaku: and slay the jabberwocky and save narnia
08:41    Sammy: If only we had more druggies to make stories for.
08:41    Kitty_McStalker: to survive the trek, you will need to search for the key to immortality, by spending the rest of your pointless life in an ever-changing dungeon full of the nastiest of nasties and a few of tucker's kobolds
08:41    Kihaku: in the dungeon, the final trial shall be finishing 1.3 with a 31 Faith PA based Wizard Ramza.
08:42    Sammy: And in the end you learn that you simply have to speak the word "forty-two" into the lcok for it to open.
08:42    Sammy: lock*
08:42    Kihaku: BUT THATS NOT ALL. You will then have to wrestle against Crash Bandicoot and beat Jaws in the pool.
08:43    Chimp: Sounds like suicide.
08:43    Chimp: Backflip forward?
08:43    Chimp: You'd explode
08:43    Kihaku: And that's the point.
08:44    Sammy: If you want to stake a swim bad enough, you won't mind a little inconvenience like exploding.
08:45    Kihaku: ^
08:45    Kihaku: Beating Jaws with a spoon underwater is already you in the pool! It was all worth it.
08:47    Sammy: When you find out the pool was actually out of order and you need to go on a quest to get water back in it, you may be disappointed.
08:48    Kihaku: However, if you didn't give Celdia the Mahagony from Malchior 7 back then, you can put it on the leftmost tile in the pool
08:48    Kihaku: which makes the water flow once agai
08:48    Kihaku: again*
08:48    Sammy: >.>
08:48    Sammy: But that's the -simple- solution.
08:48    Sammy: And only possible if you read the FAQ first.
08:48    Kihaku: It's hard to get past that part without giving Celdia the Mahagony
08:49    Sammy: Because you probably sold it long ago for the huge amount of early-game money.
08:49    Kihaku: You can restore the water if you go find Kermit the Frog and venture into his innards
08:50    Kihaku: there you will be pitted against 3 Chewbaccas which don't have fur
08:50    Sammy: Inside you will have to fight Glenn the frog, and after beating his frog form you have to beat Sirus.
08:50    Kihaku: Then you get the Masamune III
08:50    Sammy: Wich is broken.
08:50    Sammy: which*
08:50    Kihaku: And to repair it you need to find Goku
08:51    Sammy: And the other half is in Miss Pggy' inards.
08:51    Kihaku: Goku will have to extract it from her innards
08:51    Kihaku: however he fails
08:51    Kihaku: it's all left to you to do it
08:51    Sammy: When you find out what Masamune III is -really- kade of, you may be mildy disturbed.
08:51    Sammy: But you might not make the connection.
08:51    Sammy: made*
08:52    Ralts: it spans like
08:52    Ralts: everything
08:52    Kihaku: Then you find out from Celdia that you have to beat the TrueCalc SSC in under 3 hours
08:52    Sammy: Is it just me or did we just come up with the plot to the gretaest video game ever?
08:52    Celdia: Nah
08:52    Celdia: Homemaker SSCC in under 4.
08:52    Kihaku: TrueCalc is easier, true
08:52    Celdia: Complete with Pink Ramza

I think he followed with

08:57:49 < MasterGrand> what is happen to you kage ?

I roflcopter.

Oh c'mon...the time mages aren't that evil looking.

The onion mage is nice, though.

Well, I'm up for this yet I'm still unsure what class I'll play.

I usually go for Druid, but yeah..I go for Druid waaaay too often, only if you guys really need it or we don't need anything else.

Good Luck to everyone!

This is going to be a blast...

Hello, my fellow hackers, i'm just making a small thread to tell the people on here i know that i am going to be away from Final Fantasy Hackticks for 9 months or so untill i get a new computer(technical problems and real life catching up to me)
 
I posted the ways to contact me exept this site already but i would like to repost them :

email me on : http://www.youtube.com/user/kihaku98

I'm very sorry if i let someone down, but oh well, away now and im probably gonna only visit the site like once or at most twice a month so forgive me, see ya all when i have a new kickin' comp. GL

Best regards to Zodiac about all this shit and Eternal, who is seemingly going to be the new main administrator. Have fun.

GIANT EDIT: Make sure NOT to F*ck with Wizzy while I'm gone!

www.youtube.com/user/kihaku98

He made some "Please forgive me PM" for Zodiac just because he needs attention on here, he needs to come back here, and eventually he would repeat the same failure and get banned again. He made his mistake about insulting Humanity, and he shall pay a price for it.

So aparently Jon says that I am Zodiac.

Jon Strikes again!


"Not really, I am used actually getting banned, not just from FFH but in general. And stop calling Zodiac a "her", no matter how much he pretends he is a "he", unless he gets a sex change operation. This is what I'm talking about, this sounds so messed up..."

Partially anwser to my topic on there but he still is butthurt about Zodiac begin a female, a person is who they want to be. They dont need scientific operations or sex change operations. We are, who we are.

butthurt person is butthurt

1) Split the patch into two? (One patch for Chapter One/Two, another for Chapter Three/Four)

[ ] Yes
[X] No

Comments: I don't like the idea of having 2 different parts for 1 patch, just makes it more confusing and wierd.

2) Keep increased item costs?

[X] Yes
[ ] No

3) Do as FFT Arena did and try and make each item useful throughout the game?

[X] Yes
[ ] No

4) Welcome Luso and/or Cloud to your party?

[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[X] Undecided

Comments: I don't really care about Luso or Cloud, they can come or go.

5) Innate Weapon Guard (Parry) on all?

[X] Yes
[ ] No

Comments: Would make the game easier and harder in certian situations due to mega block hax, but i guess its ok.

6) Use the Defend decreasing damage ASM?

[ ] Yes
[X] No

Comments : Good as is.

7) Enemy Level Scaling: Yay or Nay?

[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[X] Undecided

Comments: And again here, i cant decide much.

is accepting Zodiac as a girl so bad? do you really went this far? seriously? Zodiac is a normal human begin, calling her "IT" is an insult, atleast it would be to me.

because wizzy is

False, Because i did not find out D:


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the airship graveyard

Quote from: "philsov"

QuoteI mean a Uribo died and i couldnt revive it because i had no other way to revive since I'm an Knight with Item and 2900 gil(now 3200).

THATS THE REASON PHIL. (But i am in a idiot, should be a white mage or Monk with revive..or Knight with revive)

I REBEL AGAINST THE PRIZES OF PHOENIX DOWN!!!

WHY YOU MAY ASK?!

*/capsoff* Ahem, Eternal, made phoenix downs in his patch cost 3000 Gil.

THAT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF PEOPLE, REBEL WITH ME. PHOENIX DOWNS SHOULD GO DOOOOWN.(TEH PRICES)

Tell me your feelings about this dillema! I mean a Uribo died and i couldnt revive it because i had only 2900 gil! That Greedy Eternal is Greedy!

Also Kagebunji loves Sausage fests. Especially the ones with Pickle Sausages with Penut Butter Jelly. I HAVE EYE WITNESSES.

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YEAAAAAAAAAAH