Final Fantasy Hacktics

Quote from: Eternal248 on September 14, 2011, 03:10:33 am
>Scavenge for fast food.

2: You scavenge around for fast food. However, all you see are restaurants that take at least 45 minutes to cook food. You begin to realize just how hungry you are. (Wounded)

Quote from: Dome on September 14, 2011, 03:21:44 am
>I roll on Eternal like a barrel screaming "DO A BARREL ROLL!"

2: You managed to roll, but missed Eternal and landed right into a wall. (Wounded)

Quote from: RavenOfRazgriz on September 14, 2011, 03:33:37 am
-> Use the crater from the explosion as the foundation to build myself a small mineshack/shelter out of the scattered debris.

2(-1): Suddenly, you go around destroying every foundation you can see for miles. However, their occupants are not happy.

Roll to Dodge!
1: While you were busy running away from them, you accidentally ran under one of the foundations you weakened as it collapsed, crushing you. RavenOfRazgriz has lost the game!

Quote from: Twinees on September 14, 2011, 03:40:44 am
>Punch trees with my bare fists in hope to receive cube shaped pieces of wood.

2: you punch the trees. However, you only end up with splinters and hurt hands. (Wounded)

Quote from: Celdia on September 14, 2011, 03:44:59 am
>Summon a minecraft creeper to ruin Raven's building

6(-1): You have summoned a creeper inside Raven's grave. You successfully blow up his corpse along with the rubble on top of him. And you're happy. (+1 Roll)

Quote from: Kokojo on September 14, 2011, 06:48:31 am
> send my cow army to run over the other players, but especially Eternal. (the murderous bastard! He wants hamburgers, il give him hamburgers!)

6: You send your cow army loose to run over everyone! They start stampeding and charging everything in sight, including you!
Everybody must Roll to Dodge to avoid getting stampeded!

Quote from: Kaijyuu on September 14, 2011, 01:41:54 pm
>Go around kicking people in the shins with my "disembodied" leg

4: You managed to run around kicking people in the shins. However, they don't like that, but they can only see a leg.

Quote from: VampragonLord on September 14, 2011, 06:24:57 pm
>hide from all this sparta

6: You must keep this all a secret from Sparta. In fact, this causes you to go destroy Sparta so they will never learn! Too bad the Spartans don't agree with this.

Roll to Dodge!
6: However, you cause the Spartans to destroy themselves in a massive civil war. You feel proud of your accomplishments. (+1 Roll)

Quote from: st4rw4k3r on September 14, 2011, 06:50:39 pm
>Realize that putting pants on hurts. Pants are evil. Look around for something that shows signs of other people living there; a house, tent, city, ect.

5(-1): You realized that pants hurts. You look around but only see the rubble Raven has left in his wake.

Quote from: Winter on September 14, 2011, 09:25:26 pm
> I hop into my 1981 Delorean(the one that can time travel and fly)/if i have one.

6: You've done it! You've not only managed to create a Delorean that can time travel and fly, YOU HAVE FUSED WITH ONE.

You're about to get ran over by stampeding cows! Roll to Dodge!
Eternal248-6: You managed to jump on one of the cows, steer it away from the horde, and cook it into some nice hamburgers to eat!
Dome-2(-1): You attempt to roll out of the way of the cows. However, Whitney's Miltank managed to use Rollout and smash you. Dome has lost the game!
Twinees-4(-1): However, that doesn't stop you from punching out the cows trying to run you over. You managed to get them away from you, but your arms still hurt. (-1 Roll)
Celdia-4(+1): You summon a creeper in front of you to tank the cow army, and manage to blow up a few before scaring off the rest. You have reached new levels of Minecraft God. (+1 Roll)
Kokojo-2: You realized too late that the cows were turning on you, but you managed to get away with your life. (Wounded)
Kaijyuu-1: However, your disembodied leg managed to attract the cows right at you, leaving you unable to dodge the incoming stampede. Kaijyuu has lost the game!
Vampragonlord-6(+1): And just like the Spartans, you managed to get the cows charging at you to suddenly start attacking each other. You think maybe you should become a world leader. (+1 Roll)
st4rw4k3r-6: However, seeing the rubble you managed to jump under some before the cows rushed to where you were. You safely hide in your hole, smiling at your new found knowledge. (+1 Roll)
Winter-1: However, the cows cause you to panic, making you time travel back to the Age of Dinosaurs. And boy, do they hate winter. Winter has lost the game!

Sorry for late update. :\

Quote from: Kokojo on September 12, 2011, 06:34:23 pm
> Look around, waiting impatiently to see cows, not even caring about the fact that I have no memories of why I am there.

6: You look around, and keep looking, and looking, and looking. You're waiting impatiently for the cows, and finally, you have found them! However, they are charging at you.

Roll to Dodge!
6: You have not only avoided the cows, but you are now controlling the cows! Enjoy your cow army.

Quote from: st4rw4k3r on September 12, 2011, 06:44:08 pm
> Take inventory of what I am wearing/if wearing anything at all.

3: You suddenly realized you're not wearing clothes. You start putting on your clothes, however you took a fall and bruised yourself while putting on your pants. (-1 Roll)

Quote from: Dome on September 12, 2011, 06:56:33 pm
>I do a barrel roll

4: You successfully roll around on the ground like a barrel.

Quote from: RavenOfRazgriz on September 12, 2011, 08:18:39 pm
-> Dig straight down with my bare hands to attempt to uncover an unoccupied giant robot for myself to pilot.

1: Suddenly, the ground beneath you EXPLODES, sending you flying through the air.

Roll to Dodge!
3: You managed to land on the ground safely, but the explosion did some damage to you. (-1 Roll)

Quote from: Kaijyuu on September 12, 2011, 08:31:39 pm
>Ninja vanish

3: You managed to vanish like a ninja! Everything except your leg though.

Quote from: Celdia on September 13, 2011, 12:28:28 am
> Rolls to dodge

3: You rolled! And kept rolling! And kept rolling right into a wall! (-1 Roll)

What is the story or "Roll to Dodge!"?

"You wake up in a grassy field. Go!"

Roll to Dodge! is a unique text adventure, in that you don't control one character. You control yourself. Each person that submits an action will be acting of their own accord, on their own character. Characters may interact with the environment and each other any way they wish. Because of this, you may only submit one action per roll. I will take the latest action you submit, and if you accidentally make two actions at once, I will take only the second one. If I catch it before the time I update, however, I'll attempt to leave a warning.

Updates will take place at around 9:00PM GMT -7. Basically, once a day. (I will not update today, so you have roughly 33 hours for the first update.)

What kind of actions you can perform? Well, first of all, try to avoid doing something too obscene. Outside of that, however, your actions and the consequences are only ruled by two things: Your imagination, and these:


That's right! When I update every day, I will be rolling a die. This is part of the reason behind why this game is called "Roll to Dodge!" Any action you make has a chance of failure or success based on the outcome of a 1d6 roll. Here's a breakdown of what happens:

1 - Epic Fail: The exact opposite happens
2 - Fail: You fail to complete the action
3 - Troubling Success: You complete the action, however not without trouble or damage.
4 - Success: You complete the action. That's it.
5 - Perfect Success: You complete the action well enough that you receive a boost from the outcome
6 - Overshoot: You complete the action so utterly thoroughly that something unintended happens.

Of course, the other part of the reason why this game is called "Roll to Dodge!" is because you also have to dodge things. Players may attack one another, and the Environment (as well as any denizens of which) may attack players of their own free will as well. If you are attacked, I will automatically roll for your character. Here is a breakdown of how the roll affects you:

1 - Fatal Wound: You die
2 - Serious Wound: If attacked again within the next two turns, if you roll a 3 or lower, you will die.
3 - Grazed Wound: Your next roll will suffer a -1 penelty
4 - Graze Clothing: You take no damage, Nothing happens
5 - Graze Score: Your next roll will gain a +1 boon
6 - Counter: The attack will - If a player - be forced to roll to dodge, or if part of the environment, be destroied/defeated.

In short:
- You control your own character
- You can submit (almost) any action
- Every 24 hours, I will roll a die to see if you succeed or fail your action
- You wake up in a grassy field. Go!

/shamelessly stolen

EDIT: Btw, all commands should look like this

"> [Command]"

Eternal: No u
FFM: No NEET Police?!?!?!?!?!?!
Dome: No u
Kaijyuu: I saw a lot of MLP Cosplay at Anime Expo :V

Also, I'm too lazy to upload pictures so have fun.

QuoteEmail:    dome89@katamail.com

I don't know, I think Perls of Spam is quite terrible as well. The only reason Dome locked it is so we can't rage.

Bnet still exists? Or is it all hostbots?

Also, you have to play DotA with a bunch of friends. Especially if nobody knows how to play against the AI. Then it's fun.

I suck at taking photos
I suck at having my photo taken
Combine the two

Quote from: MysticKnightFF5 on July 24, 2011, 10:27:29 pm
Perverts.

EDIT: Also, my vote was on Bounty Hunter Alma, that was a brilliant sprite and I was irritated when I saw the Dancer one very ahead very early in the voting. (Yes, I looked at the results before they were made public)

THIS IS WHAT I THINK

What game is that again? I'm sure I played it before. My first thought was Mabinogi, but I discarded that quickly.

So THAT'S what the thread was called. No wonder I couldn't find it.

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Quote from: Kagebunji on June 26, 2011, 11:47:56 am
Dome you assholem, I actually thought for a second that Smash is back and created a new topic, but then I saw necrobump and date. SCREW YOU!

Dome, you're Rome after Augustus/Octavius. Enjoy your failure.

Dome, your spam is a general piece of shit, and old spam was infinitely times greater than yours. Now die in a sea of Canadians!

Dome, you are not the boss here.

Post count? You mean spam count.

Also, I beat you in seniority on this site.

And I'm the mod of a more relevant section of the site, even if that place has no posts and almost no need for mods.

Dear FFH,

Dome is terrible. I'm gonna go far away with nothing but a shotgun, and never come back.