Rules :
-I am the ''master'' of the game. You tell me what you want to do, and il draw the next picture from what was chosen.
-One action per post !
-No need to be realistic
Your start in ANGLED-ROOM, to your left is BRICK WALL, and to your right is HALL. You see a DOOR and a SUSPICIOUS HOLE IN THE WALL.
There is a UNDERSIZED COMPAGNION CUBE, BLOCK OF SWISS CHEESE, and A BUCKET OF HELL.
(http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/7537/illeterateea1.png)
Input command(s)
Then wait for updates.
Only one command at the time, and only 1 will be chosen (By majority, or randomly)
stick your hand in the bucket of hell and fish for something useful.
This is like ms paint adventures
Oh well stick hand in the hole in the wall.
stick hand in bucket of hell
(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/6226/theroom3vj9.png)[/URL]
It hurts. But now i got a flaming hand of doom.
HAND OF DOOM added to inventory. (Power Unknown)
EAT BLOCK OF SWISS CHEESE into shape of SUSPISCIOUS HOLE IN WALL.
Throw block of swiss cheese into bucket of hell.
Quote from: "Kuraudo Sutoraifu"EAT BLOCK OF SWISS CHEESE into shape of SUSPISCIOUS HOLE IN WALL.
2nd
Melt block of swiss cheese with hand of doom.
Use hand of doom on the companion cube
throw companion cube into bucket from hell
duh
Stick your escutcheon in the companion cube.
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You drop CHEESE into BUCKET OF HELL.
Since CHEESE is SWISS, HELL leaks all round CHEESE.
CHEESE becomes HELL-INFUSED CHEESE.
You hear KNOCK AT THE DOOR from DOOR and SLOW BREATHING from HELL-INFUSED CHESSE
Input commands.
use hand of doom on door
Look through the hole in the wall!
Put hell cheese in invetntory
Use the power of the holes in the hell-swiss to look through the door without opening it.
your hole in the wall looks like a spider btw.
Cottage Cheese sees you messing with Swiss Cheese and throws 10 bottles of beer at you.
EAT HELL-INFUSEDCHEESE into shape of SUSPISCIOUS HOLE IN WALL.
I stand by my previous statement
throw the HELL-INFUSED CHEESE at the spider and proceed to HAND OF DOOM bashing on it.
Quote from: "Kuraudo Sutoraifu"EAT HELL-INFUSEDCHEESE into shape of SUSPISCIOUS HOLE IN WALL.
[(http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2440/theroom4.gif)
You eat HELL-INFUSED CHEESE into the shape of SUSPISCIOUS HOLE IN WALL. Your stomach hurts.
HELL-INFUSED CHEESE and USPISCIOUS HOLE IN WALL fuse into EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS, HELL-INFUSED, CHEESE-FILLED, SOON TO KILL EVERYONE HOLE IN THE WALL.
The EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS, HELL-INFUSED, CHEESE-FILLED, SOON TO KILL EVERYONE HOLE IN THE WALL form the word Redrum
Yous still hear KNOCK AT THE DOOR from DOOR.
Go to the kitchen to get Red Rum to bash into the person knocking at the door
USE HAND OF DOOM ON DOOR!
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"USE HAND OF DOOM ON DOOR!
2nd
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"USE HAND OF DOOM ON DOOR!
You use HAND OF DOOM on DOOR!
DOOR explode ! (Hp bar is now destroyed)
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ANGRY AFFRO MIDGET is standing on the doorstep.
KICTHEN is now to the North.
EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS, HELL-INFUSED, CHEESE-FILLED, SOON TO KILL EVERYONE HOLE IN THE WALL is progressing.
throw
ANGRY AFFRO MIDGET
into
EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS, HELL-INFUSED, CHEESE-FILLED, SOON TO KILL EVERYONE HOLE IN THE WALL
First, dip ANGRY AFRO MIDGET's afro into bucket of hell. Then
Quote from: "Voldemort"throw
ANGRY AFFRO MIDGET
into
EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS, HELL-INFUSED, CHEESE-FILLED, SOON TO KILL EVERYONE HOLE IN THE WALL
START SINGING "I'M ON A BOAT" AND HOPE HE RUNS! If he doesn't Kokojown him!
Kick angry afro midget and run to kitchen.
I'm assuming Kitchen is past angry afro midget, else do not kick angry afro midget and simply run away from angry afro midget into kitchen.
Dip angry afro midget into the bucket of hell and stick him into the hole in the wall to sop up all the hell that is spreading into his afro, WHILE singing "I'm on a Boat"
Quote from: "SentinalBlade"Dip angry afro midget into the bucket of hell and stick him into the hole in the wall to sop up all the hell that is spreading into his afro, WHILE singing "I'm on a Boat"
And that's how you get Kokojowned.
You Dip ANGRY AFRO MIDGET into the BUCKET OF HELL and stick him into EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS, HELL-INFUSED, CHEESE-FILLED, SOON TO KILL EVERYONE HOLE IN THE WALL to sop up all the hell that is spreading into his afro, while singing "I'm on a Boat"
(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/811/theroom6.png)
The AFRO of the ANGRY AFRO MIDGET is stuck on the wall. The EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS, HELL-INFUSED, CHEESE-FILLED, SOON TO KILL EVERYONE HOLE IN THE WALL fuse into MIDGET-FILLED HOLE IN THE WALL. The WRITING ON THE WALL changes.
The UNDERSIZED COMPANION CUBE reacts to "I'm on a Boat" and turn into A MOTHERFUCKING' BOAT and leaks water.
Relationship with UNDERSIZED COMPANION CUBE +3.
GO TO THE KITCHEN AND GET RED RUM!
And take the bucket of hell with you
Continue singing "im on a boat" until the midget is fully drowned. grabbing the bucket of hell before you contue.
Better yet
Feel the insane urge to follow the writings whims, and you begin to disco on your boat furiously.
insert penis into hole in wall
Quote from: "Nova"insert penis into hole in wall
and recieve PENIS OF MIDGET CHEESE DOOM?
Quote from: "dwib"Quote from: "Nova"insert penis into hole in wall
and recieve PENIS OF MIDGET CHEESE DOOM?
and recieve midget doom penis of cheese
furious disco is the only path to salvation
You start Discoing furiously.
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WATER rise, A MOTHERFUCKIN'G BOAT as sunk, and your PRECIOUS GENITALS are dipping in water.
WATER is dropping into the BUCKET OF HELL, thus creating EVIL EVIL MIST.
exit out FRONT DOOR, RETARD!
Grab the bucket and drink the water out of it!
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"Grab the bucket and drink the water out of it!
Oh yeah
Snort the EVIL EVIL MIST.
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"Grab the bucket and drink the water out of it!
Nuff said
Quote from: "VincentCraven"Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"Grab the bucket and drink the water out of it!
Nuff said
nuff? like snuff? vc where did we go wrong with you? D:
Ditto'd though
Disco the hell out of the door
Nuclear warhead blows up the room and everything inside it
You drink the WATER that got into the BUCKET OF HELL.
(http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/2829/theroom9.png)
WATER rise, DILUED HELL goes trough your mouth, and your SLPEEN explode.
YOUR OWN BLOOD begins to fill your mouth. Your hear a HIGH-PICHTHED SCREAM from the KICTHEN.
CANNIBALIZE THE AFFROMIDGET!
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"CANNIBALIZE THE AFFROMIDGET!
Yes
Consume the afro Midgets blood in hopes it will heal your exploded spleen.
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"CANNIBALIZE THE AFFROMIDGET!
Then get bones stuck in your teeth.
I take my post back.
Use the mysterious blue dot in the inventory, hoping it will suck up all the water.
After you cannibalize him, eat the blue dot!
You Cannibalize the midget.
(http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/3343/theroom1o.png)
DEAD, HALF-EATEN MIDGET blocks your BLEEDING SPLEEN. WATER continues to rise. The SUSPICIOUS HOLE IN THE WALL becomes SWISS HELL HOLE OF LEAKING DESTRUCTION and WATER begins to be hotter.
Your hear another HIGH-PICHTHED SCREAM from the KICTHEN followed by : I have a bad felling about this.
You hear DIVERSE EXCLAMATION OF PAIN from HALL.
EAT THE BLUE DOT IN THE EPUIPMENT BOX!
Eat blue dot in inventory, while swallowing midget.
You eat the MYSTERIOUS BLUE DOT.
(http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/4311/theroom11.png)
(http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/5205/theroom12.png)
You become VELIUS. WATER continues to rise. The SWISS HELL HOLE OF LEAKING DESTRUCTION leaks more.
You still hear VARIOUS SCREAMS and a new HELP ME ROGER SCREAM from the KICTHEN.
SUMMON CYCLOPS AND TITAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scratch that, use Loss of self!
Summon CYCLOPS on HOLE IN THE WALL
Explode and use holy stone to block hole in wall.
summon loyal servants to plug up hole.
Get to the fucking kitchen, Velius.
Quote from: "Voldemort"Summon CYCLOPS on HOLE IN THE WALL
CLOPS!
You go in the KICTHEN.
(http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6145/theroom13.png)
You see CRYING AND FULL OF PANIC JANETH, a BLACK DRAIN, a FLOATING ORANGE, a GREY FRIDGE.
Insert the CRYING AND FULL OF PANIC JANETH into the GREY FRIDGE.
check to see if orange is cold. if it is, eat it, if it is not, place in fridge
Make me a sammich, VELIUS.
Err. Make an orange sammich for that crying person, to silence his or her sobbing face.
Quote from: "philsov"Insert the CRYING AND FULL OF PANIC JANETH into the GREY FRIDGE.
Open drain and chuck orange down it.
Peel the orange and enjoy a delicious snack.
Quote from: "philsov"Insert the CRYING AND FULL OF PANIC JANETH into the GREY FRIDGE.
Quote from: "Zodiac"Quote from: "philsov"Insert the CRYING AND FULL OF PANIC JANETH into the GREY FRIDGE.
Oh yeah and put BLACK DRAIN in your inventory, for further use.
Don't forget to take the orange AND the drain into your epuipment box
I would enjoying seeing something in that window.
Maybe Twilight?
You insert the CRYING AND FULL OF PANIC JANETH into the GREY FRIDGE.
(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/5407/theroom14.png)
GREY FRIGE DOOR is now floating. CRYING AND FULL OF PANIC JANETH is now BROKEN CRYING AND FULL OF PANIC JANETH, and she stops moving.
The silly FLOATING ORANGE is drifting away and the BLACK DRAIN is draining.
You hear a UNHOLY SONG from The Room.
GRAB THE ORANGE THEN CLOPS THE BROKEN CRYING AND FULL OF PANIC JANETH!
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"GRAB THE ORANGE THEN CLOPS THE BROKEN CRYING AND FULL OF PANIC JANETH!
DOOOOOOO EEEEET
Pick up GREY FRIDGE DOOR.
We don't need no clogged drain.
less roleplaying more clops
Throw the orange out the window so the window has relevence.
Why do all you people see a need to waste perfectly good food???
AngrySuprisedFace, I believe the window to which you refer is our inventory. But what the hell, who says we can't break the fourth wall and a window while we're at it.
^maybe the hole will turn into an extra inventory space
You TROW the FLOATING ORANGE at your INVENTORY.
You COLLECT the BLACK DRAIN.
*BLACK DRAIN is now in the inventory*
(http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8874/theroom15.png)
INVENTORY breaks down to 2 & 1/3 squares. There is now a PART OF OUTSIDE that you can see from the CRACK.
WATER begins to be hyper-drained from the HOLE THAT WAS UNDER THE BLACK DRAIN.
The whole building shakes.
EDIT : from now on, just 1 action per new post.
less getting sidetracked!
Investigate the UNHOLY SONG.
CLOPS!
Quote from: "ph33rb0t"CLOPS!
CLOPS.
Quote from: "Voldemort"Quote from: "ph33rb0t"CLOPS!
CLOPS.
CLOPS?
Quote from: "samuchan"Quote from: "Voldemort"Quote from: "ph33rb0t"CLOPS!
CLOPS.
CLOPS?
CLOPS!!
C-c-combo breaker.
Quote from: "VincentCraven"Quote from: "samuchan"Quote from: "Voldemort"Quote from: "ph33rb0t"CLOPS!
CLOPS.
CLOPS?
CLOPS!!
CLOPS?!
NO I SAID COMBO BREAKER THE COMBO HAS BEEN BROKEN - GGNORE.
PS I had no idea that was inventory.
Have a bird fly in via the broken inventory.
You use CLOPS.
As VELIUS, you have a lot of spell power.
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You awake near TOILET BOWL, inbetween WALL OF DEBRIS. At your left is SOMETHING that leaks FEEBLE LIGHT.
You hear VARIOUS SCREAM from everywhere and WATER DROPPING above you.
Investigate SOMETHING leaking FEEBLE LIGHT.
Take hot pocket out of wrapper stick directly in toilet.
Put the BLACK DRAIN somewhere and climb through it.
Pull black drain out of inventory and place on the ground. attempt to go down it
Drink water out of toilet, Fallout 3 style
use black drain mario style!
Quote from: "Voldemort"Investigate SOMETHING leaking FEEBLE LIGHT.
Go to MUSHROOM KINGDOM via Toilet
You use the BLACK drain and try to go trough it.
(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/9639/theroom19.png)
You gain 162 stupidity points !
You continue to hear VARIOUS SCREAMS and WATER dropping.
Spend 150 of your 162 stupidity points on reaction skill Derp.
Quote from: "philsov"Quote from: "Voldemort"Investigate SOMETHING leaking FEEBLE LIGHT.
Grab the inventory, and shove it down the toilet
Ponder how the drain can be in the inventory and on the floor at the same time.
Quote from: "Kuraudo Sutoraifu"Ponder how the drain can be in the inventory and on the floor at the same time.
Never heard about duplicating black drains ?
Use drain duplication glitch until crushed by weight of drains.
flush the drain down the toilet
Quote from: "philsov"Quote from: "philsov"Quote from: "Voldemort"Investigate SOMETHING leaking FEEBLE LIGHT.
Use the toilet.
Quote from: "Zodiac"Quote from: "philsov"Quote from: "philsov"Quote from: "Voldemort"Investigate SOMETHING leaking FEEBLE LIGHT.
You investigate SOMETHING leaking FEEBLE LIGHT.
(http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5295/theroom20.png)
It's a BROKEN FRIDGE. And JANETH is in it, still alive.
You hear MAJOR SCREAMS as WATER SOUNDS get closer and closer.
Cannibalize STILL ALIVE JANETH.
Cast RAPE on STILL ALIVE JANETH.
Quote from: "plainswalker18"Cast RAPE on STILL ALIVE JANETH.
Quote from: "Voldemort"Quote from: "plainswalker18"Cast RAPE on STILL ALIVE JANETH.
dp, you know I cannibalized the midget already, -50 posts for you.
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"Quote from: "Voldemort"Quote from: "plainswalker18"Cast RAPE on STILL ALIVE JANETH.
It's not illegal, it's
illegal magic
You cast RAPE on JANETH. You use the Master RAPE materia.
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You receive BLOOD in the EYES. You hear a RING being dropped in the FRIDE WHERE JANETH WAS COLDLY MURDERED, and a VANISHING SOUND.
WATER DROPPING SOUND and SCREAMS continues.
Find the RING and combine it with BLOOD in your EYES
Am I the only one worried about the fridge still having power and the water sound being an electrical hazard?
Look through ring to try and see through walls.
That water on the top of the image is probably all the water that came about when we started singing...
CLOPS
Put BLACK DRAIN in the TOILET and throw RING in it. Offer the sacrifice's BLOOD for the RITUAL.
You prepare for the RITUAL.
(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2044/theroom23.png)
RING is now in the inventory. TOILET SEAT was lifted and BLOOD was collected. DETERMINATION was aquired.
You hear NO SREAMS following the WATER DROPPING SOUND this time.
Use BLOOD of SELF and JANETH to summon ALTIMA!!
Use DETERMINATION and get into those water pipes!
Quote from: "philsov"Use DETERMINATION and get into those water pipes!
Quote from: "dudeless"Quote from: "philsov"Use DETERMINATION and get into those water pipes!
Quote from: "AuraDragon"Quote from: "dudeless"Quote from: "philsov"Use DETERMINATION and get into those water pipes!
For the next option, DO A BARREL ROLL!
You use DETERMINATION to go trough the pipes...
(http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/9427/theroom24.png)
But you cannot use DETERMINATION to destroy DEAD-ENDS.
You see GREEN BOTTLE OF SOMETHING attached to SWAVY NOTE.
You hear more WATER DROPPING.
Use 80 STUPIDITY POINTS to open GREEN BOTTLE OF SOMETHING. Ignore SWAVY NOTE.
Quote from: "Zodiac"Use 80 STUPIDITY POINTS to open GREEN BOTTLE OF SOMETHING. Ignore SWAVY NOTE.
DO A BARREL ROLL!
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"DO A BARREL ROLL!
Quote from: "Zodiac"Use 80 STUPIDITY POINTS to open GREEN BOTTLE OF SOMETHING. Ignore SWAVY NOTE.
You use 80 STUPIDITY POINTS to open GREEN BOTTLE OF SOMETHING.
82 points left.
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GREEN SMOKE forms and destroy the CEILING.
This make A LEVER appear, and a ROCKET-PROPELLED-YULE LOG (Bûche de Noël) descends.
WATER SOUNDS stops.
Use 82 Stupidity points to FIRE MAH LAZ0R at the ROCKET PROPELLED-YULE LOG.
Pull A LEVER. Of course.
Propose to ROCKET-PROPELLED YULE LOG using RING from inventory.
Tilt over green bottle to burn through the wall and drink the death water on the other side.
Steal ROCKET from ROCKET-PROPELLED-YULE LOG and attach it to your body...
btw why isn't BLOOD OF JANETH in inventory?
I demand moar!
You SHRINK in order to get ROCKET-PROPELLER from ROCKET-PROPELLED YULE LOG.
You attach ROCKET-PROPELLER to your BODY.
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You gain innate FLOAT.
No sound is heard.
Summon ZODIAC MONSTER and cast SEX on it.
Read SWAVY NOTE.
Quote from: "Zodiac"Read SWAVY NOTE.
Fart
Escape the bitmap and invade FFH
Quote from: "Zodiac"Read SWAVY NOTE.
Convert to jpg, and escape through bad compression.
Hit F3, this is getting rediculous
You decide to read SWAVY NOTE.
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All sounds stop. You enter WTF state.
SaveState 1 is ready to be saved/loaded. You can take ANY images that has been posted by me.
Go back and rape Janeth again.
PAST TIME TRAVEL PARADOX MUST BE AVOIDED.
Equip ring as reminder.
Open savestate from an image in the future.
Quote from: "CidIII"Go back and rape Janeth again.
Quote from: "philsov"PAST TIME TRAVEL PARADOX MUST BE AVOIDED.
Equip ring as reminder.
You equip the RING to remind yourself of NOW DEAD BY YOU OWN HANDS JANETH.
(http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/543/theroom31.png)
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The SOUNDSTONE records the first my Sanctuary Melody. You gain REMORSE POWER !
Use REMORSE POWER and travel through to the other side of BLACK DRAIN.
Quote from: "Zodiac"Use REMORSE POWER and travel through to the other side of BLACK DRAIN.
Quote from: "Zodiac"Use REMORSE POWER and travel through to the other side of BLACK DRAIN.
(c'mon already! we wanna see whats on the othar side of that hole! <3)
Quote from: "Zodiac"Use REMORSE POWER and travel through to the other side of BLACK DRAIN.
You use REMORSE POWER and travel through to the other side of BLACK DRAIN.
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BLACK DRAIN becomes WHITE DRAIN. You arrive in INCREDIBLE ROOM. There is a SUPRISED CREATOR, a COMPUTER, and A BUCKET OF POPCORN THAT IS BEING EATED.
You cannot see ANYWHERE because the BLACK AIR is BLACK
Eat SUPRISED CREATOR
Steal BUCKET OF POPCORN THAT IS BEING EATED using ROCKET-PROPELLER to move at LIGHT SPEED.
ask SURPRISED CREATOR if he knows how to save Zion.
Quote from: "philsov"ask SURPRISED CREATOR if he knows how to save Zion.
Quote from: "philsov"ask SURPRISED CREATOR if he knows how to save Zion.
You ask the SURPRISED CREATOR if he knows how to save Zion.
(http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/544/theroom34.png)
The SUPRISED CREATOR throws a YES/NO/TOASTER machine at you.
''This should lead you to the GATE''
The SUPRISED CREATOR begins to draw THEROOM35.PNG
use the last of your remorse power to shove surprised creator thru the drain thus taking over the drawing of #35
Toast the creator
Press your soundstone (soundring?) to your forehead and gather your thoughts.
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"Eat SUPRISED CREATOR
this topic > the other topic
You sent the CREATOR away and take over THEROOM35.PNG using the last of your remorse power.
(http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/4149/theroom35.png)
However, it does not come out well and you created an STUPID SUGGESTION ROOM, a EVIL SIDE OF YOU, and an INVISIBLE CARPET THAT'S TIED AROUND YOUR NECK.
Fart on the face of your "Evil side"
Tighten INVISIBLE CARPET THAT'S TIED AROUND YOUR NECK to kill self, hoping to kill EVIL SIDE OF YOU, Tyler Durden style.
haha, cock.
lick the invisible carpet
Use EVIL SIDE OF YOU to jump from THEROOM35.PNG out to the INTERNET
Quote from: "Dome"Fart on the face of your "Evil side"
but fart your bowels out
Tell your evil self about the average day in the life of, the boss.
Err, I mean, you.
Quote from: "Kaijyuu"Tell your evil self about the average day in the life of, the boss.
Err, I mean, you.
Quote from: "Zalge"Quote from: "Kaijyuu"Tell your evil self about the average day in the life of, the boss.
Err, I mean, you.
use EVIL SIDE OF YOU to write "is a fucking bitch" next to where it says Magitek in the wall
YouTighten INVISIBLE CARPET THAT'S TIED AROUND YOUR NECK to kill self, hoping to kill EVIL SIDE OF YOU, Tyler Durden style.
(http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/9480/theroom36.png)
(http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/7696/theroom37.png)
As EVIL SIDE OF YOU suffocates, YOUR VISION fails, and you can hear DEATH MAKING HUMMING NOISES BECAUSE IT'S GONNA GET YOUR SOUL SOON from the north.
Run like a bitch.
head towards DEATH MAKING HUMMING NOISES BECAUSE IT'S GONNA GET YOUR SOUL SOON
(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/271/theroom38.gif)
You head towards DEATH MAKING HUMMING NOISES BECAUSE IT'S GONNA GET YOUR SOUL SOON.
You're FUCKED.
MEMORIES OF YOUR LIFE come back to you. DOOM is near. DEATH is near. AKWARD FEELINGS OF FEAR is near.
Input commands!
shit PANTS.
Quote from: "philsov"shit PANTS.
This. Then THROW the SHIT-FILLED PANTS at DEATH and RUN LIKE HELL.
Quote from: "RavenOfRazgriz"Quote from: "philsov"shit PANTS.
This. Then THROW the SHIT-FILLED PANTS at DEATH and RUN LIKE HELL.
While yelling I'm the money maker!
Quote from: "darthpaul"Quote from: "RavenOfRazgriz"Quote from: "philsov"shit PANTS.
This. Then THROW the SHIT-FILLED PANTS at DEATH and RUN LIKE HELL.
While yelling I'm the money maker!
You SHIT YOUR PANTS even if you have no PANTS.
FECES appear. HORRIBLE ODOR OF FECES gets in the air!
DEATH inhales HORRIBLE ODOR OF FECES and vomits ACID. DEATH is weakened! DEATH drops the SCYTHE OF DEATH, who vanishes!
Use ACID on SELF.
Run like a bitch
Quote from: "Dome"Run like a kokojo
Quote from: "Samuraiblackbelt"Quote from: "Dome"Run like a kokojo
Quote from: "Kaijyuu"Quote from: "Samuraiblackbelt"Quote from: "Dome"Run like a kokojo
Quote from: "Zodiac"Use ACID on SELF.
Combine FECES with ACID while DEATH is stunned and USE it on DEATH.
Create PANTS from FECES.
You decide to RUN LIKE A KOKOBO.
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You do so. HORRIBLE ODOR OF FECES fades out since you left FECES behind in IMAGINARY PANTS.
1/3 OFINVENTORY is eated by GREY BACKGROUND and LAZY DRAWER.
(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/7868/theroom41.png)
You run until you meet A OLD LOVELY UNDERSIZED COMPAGNION CUBE, who blocks the WAY.
You see a BROWN SIGN with SILLY WRTING on it. ACID is still flowing behind you.
You hear VARIOUS SCREAMS OF AGONY from over the CEILING
RAPE the A OLD LOVELY UNDERSIZED COMPAGNION CUBE inside CEILING
Quote from: "Zodiac"RAPE the A OLD LOVELY UNDERSIZED COMPAGNION CUBE inside CEILING
Quote from: "Samuraiblackbelt"Quote from: "Zodiac"RAPE the A OLD LOVELY UNDERSIZED COMPAGNION CUBE inside CEILING
Ride the acid to the wall using SELF in order to escape
Quote from: "Kaijyuu"Quote from: "Samuraiblackbelt"Quote from: "Zodiac"RAPE the A OLD LOVELY UNDERSIZED COMPAGNION CUBE inside CEILING
You RAPE the A OLD LOVELY UNDERSIZED COMPAGNION CUBE inside CEILING
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Due to BIZARRE SPELLING, you end up FUSING with CEILING to accomplish this.
The OLD LOVELY UNDERSIZED COMPAGNION CUBE begins to sob and cry!
You hear SHOCKED VOICES OF WOMENS over the ceiling.
Your RIGHT ARM is now RIGHT-CEILING-ARM-THING.
use RIGHT-CEILING-ARM-THING on SHOCKED VOICES OF WOMENS
Reach forth with RIGHT-CEILING-ARM-THING into the floor above and grope one of the owners of the SHOCKED VOICES OF WOMENS.
poke the random green dot in the window
Punch self in balls
Eat green dot in inventory.
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"Punch self in balls using RIGHT-CEILING-ARM-THING
You reach forth with RIGHT-CEILING-ARM-THING into the floor above and grope one of the owners of the SHOCKED VOICES OF WOMENS.
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Your HAND reaches a BLONDE GIRL. You hear MORE SCREAMS OF WOMENS. You hear SOUND OF A SHOTGUN BEING CHARGED to your left.
ACID is now completly below you. RAPED CUBE no longer reacts to your mouvements.
Quote from: "Dome"Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"Punch self in balls using RIGHT-CEILING-ARM-THING
Grab girl, fall from ceiling and use girl as acid raft.
Quote from: "Kaijyuu"Grab girl, fall from ceiling and use girl as acid raft.
This, but during the fall steal her panties and wear them on your head like a trophy as proof of your conquest.
Use RAPED CUBE on ACID.
Quote from: "RavenOfRazgriz"Quote from: "Kaijyuu"Grab girl, fall from ceiling and use girl as acid raft.
This, but during the fall steal her panties and wear them on your head like a trophy as proof of your conquest.
You grab BLONDE GIRL, detach from CEILING (thus losing CEILING-ARM-THINGY) and transforms the BLONDE GIRL into ACID RAFT. You collect RED THONG at the passage.
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However, ACID RAFT is quickly turning to SOON TO DISSAPEAR ACID RAFT. The ACID connects with the ACID RAFT and creates VERY NASTY VAPORS OF HUMAN FLESH BURNING.
There is now a HOLE in CEILING, and you hear a SHOTGUN BEING RELOADED above your head.
Place RED THONG on head and gain it's AWESOME MAGICAL SUPERPOWERS. Use its AWESOME MAGICAL SUPERPOWERS to UTTERLY BULLSHIT THE FOURTH WALL and ESCAPE THIS HELLHOLE.
Rape the acid raft in order to become super-raper
You place RED THONG on head and gain it's AWESOME MAGICAL SUPERPOWERS. Use its AWESOME MAGICAL SUPERPOWERS to UTTERLY BULLSHIT THE FOURTH WALL and ESCAPE THIS HELLHOLE.
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Whathe-
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HOLYSHIT
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AUGH!!!!!!!!!!
You are now FINNALY FREE.
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Red thongs fuses with you.
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You escape THE ROOM TOPIC.
HOLY SHIT.
Now I vote we HIJACK DOME'S ACCOUNT and POST STUPID SHIT.
...Owait. Fuck.
USE the MOUSE CURSOR LOOKING THING IN OUR INVENTORY to RIGHT CLICK SELF.
Mouseover self and use tooltip as deadly weapon on Dome.
Quote from: "RavenOfRazgriz"HOLY SHIT.
Now I vote we HIJACK DOME'S ACCOUNT and POST STUPID SHIT.
...Owait. Fuck.
USE the MOUSE CURSOR LOOKING THING IN OUR INVENTORY to RIGHT CLICK SELF.
I love you, but there's no need to hack my account to make me post stupid shit xD
Anyway,
Use AWESOME MAGICAL SUPERPOWERS on THE ROOM TOPIC.
Quote from: "RavenOfRazgriz"USE the MOUSE CURSOR LOOKING THING IN OUR INVENTORY to RIGHT CLICK SELF.
Quote from: "Zodiac"Use AWESOME MAGICAL SUPERPOWERS on THE ROOM TOPIC.
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"Quote from: "Zodiac"Use AWESOME MAGICAL SUPERPOWERS on THE ROOM TOPIC.
Quote from: "boomkick"Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"Quote from: "Zodiac"Use AWESOME MAGICAL SUPERPOWERS on THE ROOM TOPIC.
You use the MOUSE CURSOR LOOKING THING IN OUR INVENTORY to RIGHT CLICK SELF.
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TIME stops. MENU appears.
Send Link into the Room.
Quote from: "Dol"Send Link into the Room.
Quote from: "philsov"Quote from: "Dol"Send Link into the Room.
Quote from: "Zodiac"Quote from: "philsov"Quote from: "Dol"Send Link into the Room.
Quote from: "Zodiac"Quote from: "philsov"Quote from: "Dol"Send Link into the Room.
(http://www.ffhacktics.com/forum/download/file.php?id=4698)
Quote from: "Kaijyuu"(http://www.ffhacktics.com/forum/download/file.php?id=4698)
Send Link dude
Quote from: "Voldemort"Send Link dude
Link will kick his ass
You SEND LINK.
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LINK appears. CONFUSED FACE is on LINK.
NAVI is also there.
LINK holds MASTER SWORD, DEKU SHIELD, a BOTTLE OF GREEN POTION and GREEN HAT.
STRIP LINK IN CLASSIC FFT STYLINGS and SACRIFICE BOTH HIS AND NAVI'S MORTAL SOULS to SUMMON ALEXANDER.
ONE ACTION PER POST* (@7$*93
Quote from: "Kokojo"ONE ACTION PER POST* (@7$*93
It is one action.
You're slashing open his throat as you steal his sword. ;3
Rape him. EDIT: Disregard that, I eat bagels.
The others are right. Eat Navi.
Eat Navi
Navy says : HEY! WATCH OUT! HEY! LISEN! HEY! LISEN!
Link screems and puts navy in the green potion, drowing navy.
EDIT : ok...really.
Use the hidden Kirby power in you and eat Link/NAVY at the same time.
OR
Use the odd RED dot in your inventory.
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"Eat Navi
Quote from: "philsov"Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"Eat Navi
Hide NAVI in your ass. Might come in handy later.
EAT NAVI with your ASS
Quote from: "gojoe"EAT NAVI with your ASS
This.
Quote from: "gojoe"EAT NAVI with your ASS
Changing my vote.
Quote from: "gojoe"EAT NAVI with your ASS
Quote from: "Kagebunji"Quote from: "gojoe"EAT NAVI with your ASS
You decide to EAT NAVI with YOUR ASS.
You use ASS EATING LEVEL 5
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NAVI is eated.
YOUR ASS begins to say ; Hey! Watch out!
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LINK begins to show A AMUSED FACE THAT GOES LOL.
The sound of A HAMMER JUMPING ON THE FLOOR is heard, and is closing in.
You are HUNGRY.
SEND LINK towards the SOUND OF A HAMMER JUMPING ON THE FLOOR with orders to RETRIEVE HAMMER.
Steal one of links hearts, we made need it later.
SUMMON TOMMY WISEAU
Oh hai, the Room.
Fart on link face
Mug link and take all his stuff.
Eat HOLE IN BACKGROUND.
Quote from: "VampragonLord"Rip Link's heart out of his chest, we made need it later.
I may have taken liberties in specifying which one...
EAT LINK'S HEART to satisfy HUNGER, thus becoming LINK yourself.