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General => The Lounge => Spam => Topic started by: Kokojo on February 20, 2009, 12:30:21 pm

Title: The room.
Post by: Kokojo on February 20, 2009, 12:30:21 pm
Rules :
-I am the ''master'' of the game. You tell me what you want to do, and il draw the next picture from what was chosen.
-One action per post !
-No need to be realistic

Your start in ANGLED-ROOM, to your left is BRICK WALL, and to your right is HALL. You see a DOOR and a SUSPICIOUS HOLE IN THE WALL.

There is a UNDERSIZED COMPAGNION CUBE, BLOCK OF SWISS CHEESE, and A BUCKET OF HELL.

(http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/7537/illeterateea1.png)


Input command(s)
Then wait for updates.

Only one command at the time, and only 1 will be chosen (By majority, or randomly)
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Post by: philsov on February 20, 2009, 12:41:45 pm
stick your hand in the bucket of hell and fish for something useful.
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 20, 2009, 01:24:58 pm
This is like ms paint adventures

Oh well stick hand in the hole in the wall.
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Post by: Archael on February 20, 2009, 02:57:58 pm
stick hand in bucket of hell
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Post by: Kokojo on February 20, 2009, 03:10:22 pm
(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/6226/theroom3vj9.png)[/URL]

It hurts. But now i got a flaming hand of doom.

HAND OF DOOM added to inventory. (Power Unknown)
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Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on February 20, 2009, 03:14:15 pm
EAT BLOCK OF SWISS CHEESE into shape of SUSPISCIOUS HOLE IN WALL.
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 20, 2009, 03:22:37 pm
Throw block of swiss cheese into bucket of hell.
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Post by: philsov on February 20, 2009, 03:41:04 pm
Quote from: "Kuraudo Sutoraifu"EAT BLOCK OF SWISS CHEESE into shape of SUSPISCIOUS HOLE IN WALL.

2nd
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Post by: Dokurider on February 20, 2009, 03:53:28 pm
Melt block of swiss cheese with hand of doom.
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 20, 2009, 06:32:16 pm
Use hand of doom on the companion cube :)
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Post by: Archael on February 20, 2009, 08:41:15 pm
throw companion cube into bucket from hell

duh
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 20, 2009, 08:45:12 pm
Stick your escutcheon in the companion cube.
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Post by: Kokojo on February 20, 2009, 10:55:21 pm
(http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/3289/theroom2md5.gif)

You drop CHEESE into BUCKET OF HELL.

Since CHEESE is SWISS, HELL leaks all round CHEESE.

CHEESE becomes HELL-INFUSED CHEESE.
You hear KNOCK AT THE DOOR from DOOR and SLOW BREATHING from HELL-INFUSED CHESSE

Input commands.
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Post by: gojoe on February 20, 2009, 10:58:04 pm
use hand of doom on door
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Post by: Zalge on February 20, 2009, 11:08:07 pm
Look through the hole in the wall!
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 20, 2009, 11:33:31 pm
Put hell cheese in invetntory
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 21, 2009, 12:01:42 am
Use the power of the holes in the hell-swiss to look through the door without opening it.

your hole in the wall looks like a spider btw.
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Post by: Llednar on February 21, 2009, 01:03:54 am
Cottage Cheese sees you messing with Swiss Cheese and throws 10 bottles of beer at you.
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Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on February 21, 2009, 01:07:07 am
EAT HELL-INFUSEDCHEESE into shape of SUSPISCIOUS HOLE IN WALL.
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 21, 2009, 01:33:03 am
I stand by my previous statement
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Post by: Xifanie on February 21, 2009, 07:42:38 am
throw the HELL-INFUSED CHEESE at the spider and proceed to HAND OF DOOM bashing on it.
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Post by: Kokojo on February 21, 2009, 02:23:26 pm
Quote from: "Kuraudo Sutoraifu"EAT HELL-INFUSEDCHEESE into shape of SUSPISCIOUS HOLE IN WALL.

[(http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2440/theroom4.gif)

You eat HELL-INFUSED CHEESE into the shape of SUSPISCIOUS HOLE IN WALL. Your stomach hurts.

HELL-INFUSED CHEESE and USPISCIOUS HOLE IN WALL fuse into EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS, HELL-INFUSED, CHEESE-FILLED, SOON TO KILL EVERYONE HOLE IN THE WALL.

The EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS, HELL-INFUSED, CHEESE-FILLED, SOON TO KILL EVERYONE HOLE IN THE WALL form the word Redrum

Yous still hear KNOCK AT THE DOOR from DOOR.
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 21, 2009, 02:26:22 pm
Go to the kitchen to get Red Rum to bash into the person knocking at the door
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 21, 2009, 02:26:37 pm
USE HAND OF DOOM ON DOOR!
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Post by: Archael on February 21, 2009, 02:27:50 pm
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"USE HAND OF DOOM ON DOOR!

2nd
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Post by: VincentCraven on February 21, 2009, 02:42:19 pm
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"USE HAND OF DOOM ON DOOR!
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Post by: Kokojo on February 21, 2009, 02:44:51 pm
You use HAND OF DOOM on DOOR!

DOOR explode ! (Hp bar is now destroyed)

(http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/1363/theroom45.png)

(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/9163/theroom5.png)


ANGRY AFFRO MIDGET is standing on the doorstep.

KICTHEN is now to the North.

EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS, HELL-INFUSED, CHEESE-FILLED, SOON TO KILL EVERYONE HOLE IN THE WALL is progressing.
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Post by: Archael on February 21, 2009, 02:46:10 pm
throw

ANGRY AFFRO MIDGET

 into

EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS, HELL-INFUSED, CHEESE-FILLED, SOON TO KILL EVERYONE HOLE IN THE WALL
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Post by: dwib on February 21, 2009, 02:47:29 pm
First, dip ANGRY AFRO MIDGET's afro into bucket of hell. Then
Quote from: "Voldemort"throw

ANGRY AFFRO MIDGET

 into

EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS, HELL-INFUSED, CHEESE-FILLED, SOON TO KILL EVERYONE HOLE IN THE WALL
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 21, 2009, 02:48:44 pm
START SINGING "I'M ON A BOAT" AND HOPE HE RUNS! If he doesn't Kokojown him!
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Post by: VincentCraven on February 21, 2009, 02:51:25 pm
Kick angry afro midget and run to kitchen.

I'm assuming Kitchen is past angry afro midget, else do not kick angry afro midget and simply run away from angry afro midget into kitchen.
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 21, 2009, 02:52:19 pm
Dip angry afro midget into the bucket of hell and stick him into the hole in the wall to sop up all the hell that is spreading into his afro, WHILE singing "I'm on a Boat"
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 21, 2009, 02:55:17 pm
Quote from: "SentinalBlade"Dip angry afro midget into the bucket of hell and stick him into the hole in the wall to sop up all the hell that is spreading into his afro, WHILE singing "I'm on a Boat"

And that's how you get Kokojowned.
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Post by: Kokojo on February 21, 2009, 02:58:50 pm
You Dip ANGRY AFRO MIDGET into the BUCKET OF HELL and stick him into EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS, HELL-INFUSED, CHEESE-FILLED, SOON TO KILL EVERYONE HOLE IN THE WALL to sop up all the hell that is spreading into his afro, while singing "I'm on a Boat"

(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/811/theroom6.png)

The AFRO of the ANGRY AFRO MIDGET is stuck on the wall. The EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS, HELL-INFUSED, CHEESE-FILLED, SOON TO KILL EVERYONE HOLE IN THE WALL fuse into MIDGET-FILLED HOLE IN THE WALL. The WRITING ON THE WALL changes.

The UNDERSIZED COMPANION CUBE reacts to "I'm on a Boat" and turn into A MOTHERFUCKING' BOAT and leaks water.

Relationship with UNDERSIZED COMPANION CUBE +3.
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 21, 2009, 03:10:54 pm
GO TO THE KITCHEN AND GET RED RUM!
And take the bucket of hell with you
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 21, 2009, 03:12:56 pm
Continue singing "im on a boat" until the midget is fully drowned. grabbing the bucket of hell before you contue.
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 21, 2009, 03:16:28 pm
Better yet

Feel the insane urge to follow the writings whims, and you begin to disco on your boat furiously.
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Post by: Nova on February 21, 2009, 08:02:19 pm
insert penis into hole in wall
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Post by: dwib on February 21, 2009, 08:55:41 pm
Quote from: "Nova"insert penis into hole in wall
and recieve PENIS OF MIDGET CHEESE DOOM?
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Post by: Nova on February 21, 2009, 09:10:22 pm
Quote from: "dwib"
Quote from: "Nova"insert penis into hole in wall
and recieve PENIS OF MIDGET CHEESE DOOM?

and recieve midget doom penis of cheese
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Post by: philsov on February 21, 2009, 09:43:30 pm
furious disco is the only path to salvation
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Post by: Kokojo on February 22, 2009, 07:36:05 pm
You start Discoing furiously.

(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/6905/theroom7.png)

(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/6846/theroom8.png)

WATER rise, A MOTHERFUCKIN'G BOAT as sunk, and your PRECIOUS GENITALS are dipping in water.

WATER is dropping into the BUCKET OF HELL, thus creating EVIL EVIL MIST.
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Post by: Archael on February 22, 2009, 07:42:52 pm
exit out FRONT DOOR, RETARD!
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 22, 2009, 07:44:26 pm
Grab the bucket and drink the water out of it!
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Post by: Xifanie on February 22, 2009, 07:57:56 pm
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"Grab the bucket and drink the water out of it!
Oh yeah
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 22, 2009, 08:15:56 pm
Snort the EVIL EVIL MIST.
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Post by: VincentCraven on February 22, 2009, 08:45:27 pm
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"Grab the bucket and drink the water out of it!

Nuff said
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 22, 2009, 08:50:45 pm
Quote from: "VincentCraven"
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"Grab the bucket and drink the water out of it!

Nuff said

nuff? like snuff? vc where did we go wrong with you? D:

Ditto'd though
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Post by: philsov on February 22, 2009, 10:08:17 pm
Disco the hell out of the door
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Post by: Llednar on February 22, 2009, 10:09:32 pm
Nuclear warhead blows up the room and everything inside it
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Post by: Kokojo on February 22, 2009, 11:20:29 pm
You drink the WATER that got into the BUCKET OF HELL.

(http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/2829/theroom9.png)

WATER rise, DILUED HELL goes trough your mouth, and your SLPEEN explode.
YOUR OWN BLOOD begins to fill your mouth. Your hear a HIGH-PICHTHED SCREAM from the KICTHEN.
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 22, 2009, 11:21:51 pm
CANNIBALIZE THE AFFROMIDGET!
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 22, 2009, 11:25:04 pm
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"CANNIBALIZE THE AFFROMIDGET!

Yes

Consume the afro Midgets blood in hopes it will heal your exploded spleen.
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Post by: Llednar on February 22, 2009, 11:26:55 pm
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"CANNIBALIZE THE AFFROMIDGET!

Then get bones stuck in your teeth.
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 22, 2009, 11:46:39 pm
I take my post back.

Use the mysterious blue dot in the inventory, hoping it will suck up all the water.
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 22, 2009, 11:46:51 pm
After you cannibalize him, eat the blue dot!
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Post by: Kokojo on February 23, 2009, 12:23:42 am
You Cannibalize the midget.

(http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/3343/theroom1o.png)

DEAD, HALF-EATEN MIDGET blocks your BLEEDING SPLEEN. WATER continues to rise. The SUSPICIOUS HOLE IN THE WALL becomes SWISS HELL HOLE OF LEAKING DESTRUCTION and WATER begins to be hotter.

Your hear another HIGH-PICHTHED SCREAM from the KICTHEN followed by : I have a bad felling about this.

You hear DIVERSE EXCLAMATION OF PAIN from HALL.
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 23, 2009, 12:24:46 am
EAT THE BLUE DOT IN THE EPUIPMENT BOX!
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 23, 2009, 12:25:32 am
Eat blue dot in inventory, while swallowing midget.
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Post by: Kokojo on February 23, 2009, 12:54:07 am
You eat the MYSTERIOUS BLUE DOT.

(http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/4311/theroom11.png)

(http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/5205/theroom12.png)

You become VELIUS. WATER continues to rise. The SWISS HELL HOLE OF LEAKING DESTRUCTION leaks more.

You still hear VARIOUS SCREAMS and a new HELP ME ROGER SCREAM from the KICTHEN.
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 23, 2009, 01:10:14 am
SUMMON CYCLOPS AND TITAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scratch that, use Loss of self!
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Post by: Archael on February 23, 2009, 01:11:08 am
Summon CYCLOPS on HOLE IN THE WALL
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 23, 2009, 10:36:58 am
Explode and use holy stone to block hole in wall.
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Post by: philsov on February 23, 2009, 01:18:56 pm
summon loyal servants to plug up hole.
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on February 23, 2009, 01:23:36 pm
Get to the fucking kitchen, Velius.
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Post by: BeoulveBlack on February 23, 2009, 02:46:50 pm
Quote from: "Voldemort"Summon CYCLOPS on HOLE IN THE WALL

CLOPS!
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Post by: Kokojo on February 24, 2009, 12:10:13 am
You go in the KICTHEN.

(http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6145/theroom13.png)

You see CRYING AND FULL OF PANIC JANETH, a BLACK DRAIN, a FLOATING ORANGE, a GREY FRIDGE.
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Post by: philsov on February 24, 2009, 12:12:49 am
Insert the CRYING AND FULL OF PANIC JANETH into the GREY FRIDGE.
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Post by: dwib on February 24, 2009, 12:20:01 am
check to see if orange is cold. if it is, eat it, if it is not, place in fridge
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on February 24, 2009, 02:04:11 am
Make me a sammich, VELIUS.

Err. Make an orange sammich for that crying person, to silence his or her sobbing face.
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Post by: Archael on February 24, 2009, 08:51:26 am
Quote from: "philsov"Insert the CRYING AND FULL OF PANIC JANETH into the GREY FRIDGE.
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 24, 2009, 10:50:44 am
Open drain and chuck orange down it.
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Post by: Celdia on February 24, 2009, 12:07:13 pm
Peel the orange and enjoy a delicious snack.
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Post by: Xifanie on February 24, 2009, 05:29:23 pm
Quote from: "philsov"Insert the CRYING AND FULL OF PANIC JANETH into the GREY FRIDGE.
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 24, 2009, 06:32:05 pm
Quote from: "Zodiac"
Quote from: "philsov"Insert the CRYING AND FULL OF PANIC JANETH into the GREY FRIDGE.
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Post by: Xifanie on February 24, 2009, 06:52:20 pm
Oh yeah and put BLACK DRAIN in your inventory, for further use.
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 24, 2009, 09:14:26 pm
Don't forget to take the orange AND the drain into your epuipment box
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Post by: AngrySurprisedFace on February 24, 2009, 09:58:34 pm
I would enjoying seeing something in that window.

Maybe Twilight?
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Post by: Kokojo on February 24, 2009, 11:29:02 pm
You insert the CRYING AND FULL OF PANIC JANETH into the GREY FRIDGE.

(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/5407/theroom14.png)

GREY FRIGE DOOR is now floating. CRYING AND FULL OF PANIC JANETH is now BROKEN CRYING AND FULL OF PANIC JANETH, and she stops moving.

The silly FLOATING ORANGE is drifting away and the BLACK DRAIN is draining.
You hear a UNHOLY SONG from The Room.
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 24, 2009, 11:36:23 pm
GRAB THE ORANGE THEN CLOPS THE BROKEN CRYING AND FULL OF PANIC JANETH!
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 25, 2009, 09:30:43 am
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"GRAB THE ORANGE THEN CLOPS THE BROKEN CRYING AND FULL OF PANIC JANETH!


DOOOOOOO EEEEET
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Post by: philsov on February 25, 2009, 10:17:33 am
Pick up GREY FRIDGE DOOR.

We don't need no clogged drain.
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Post by: Archael on February 25, 2009, 10:29:41 am
less roleplaying more clops
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Post by: AngrySurprisedFace on February 26, 2009, 05:20:03 pm
Throw the orange out the window so the window has relevence.
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Post by: Celdia on February 26, 2009, 05:36:10 pm
Why do all you people see a need to waste perfectly good food???
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Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on February 26, 2009, 06:55:21 pm
AngrySuprisedFace, I believe the window to which you refer is our inventory.  But what the hell, who says we can't break the fourth wall and a window while we're at it.
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 26, 2009, 07:47:25 pm
^maybe the hole will turn into an extra inventory space
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Post by: Kokojo on February 26, 2009, 11:10:13 pm
You TROW the FLOATING ORANGE at your INVENTORY.

You COLLECT the BLACK DRAIN.
*BLACK DRAIN is now in the inventory*

(http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8874/theroom15.png)

INVENTORY breaks down to 2 & 1/3 squares. There is now a PART OF OUTSIDE that you can see from the CRACK.

WATER begins to be hyper-drained from the HOLE THAT WAS UNDER THE BLACK DRAIN.

The whole building shakes.

EDIT : from now on, just 1 action per new post.
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Post by: philsov on February 26, 2009, 11:19:06 pm
less getting sidetracked!

Investigate the UNHOLY SONG.
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 27, 2009, 11:18:56 am
CLOPS!
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Post by: Archael on February 27, 2009, 02:06:16 pm
Quote from: "ph33rb0t"CLOPS!

CLOPS.
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Post by: samuchan on February 27, 2009, 03:46:33 pm
Quote from: "Voldemort"
Quote from: "ph33rb0t"CLOPS!

CLOPS.

CLOPS?
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Post by: VincentCraven on February 27, 2009, 04:12:24 pm
Quote from: "samuchan"
Quote from: "Voldemort"
Quote from: "ph33rb0t"CLOPS!

CLOPS.

CLOPS?

CLOPS!!
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Post by: AngrySurprisedFace on February 27, 2009, 06:25:38 pm
C-c-combo breaker.
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 27, 2009, 07:32:34 pm
Quote from: "VincentCraven"
Quote from: "samuchan"
Quote from: "Voldemort"
Quote from: "ph33rb0t"CLOPS!

CLOPS.

CLOPS?

CLOPS!!

CLOPS?!
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Post by: AngrySurprisedFace on February 28, 2009, 10:49:29 am
NO I SAID COMBO BREAKER THE COMBO HAS BEEN BROKEN - GGNORE.

PS I had no idea that was inventory.

Have a bird fly in via the broken inventory.
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Post by: Kokojo on February 28, 2009, 02:11:05 pm
You use CLOPS.

As VELIUS, you have a lot of spell power.

(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/1153/theroom16.png)

(http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8804/theroom17.png)

(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/9934/theroom18.png)

You awake near TOILET BOWL, inbetween WALL OF DEBRIS. At your left is SOMETHING that leaks FEEBLE LIGHT.

You hear VARIOUS SCREAM from everywhere and WATER DROPPING above you.
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Post by: Archael on February 28, 2009, 02:13:33 pm
Investigate SOMETHING leaking FEEBLE LIGHT.
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Post by: DarthPaul on February 28, 2009, 02:14:23 pm
Take hot pocket out of wrapper stick directly in toilet.
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Post by: Celdia on February 28, 2009, 02:14:35 pm
Put the BLACK DRAIN somewhere and climb through it.
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Post by: SentinalBlade on February 28, 2009, 03:06:35 pm
Pull black drain out of inventory and place on the ground. attempt to go down it
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on February 28, 2009, 05:55:16 pm
Drink water out of toilet, Fallout 3 style
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Post by: gojoe on February 28, 2009, 09:17:04 pm
use black drain mario style!
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Post by: philsov on March 02, 2009, 11:55:31 am
Quote from: "Voldemort"Investigate SOMETHING leaking FEEBLE LIGHT.
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Post by: plainswalker18 on March 02, 2009, 12:11:23 pm
Go to MUSHROOM KINGDOM via Toilet
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Post by: Kokojo on March 02, 2009, 01:55:43 pm
You use the BLACK drain and try to go trough it.

(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/9639/theroom19.png)

You gain 162 stupidity points !

You continue to hear VARIOUS SCREAMS and WATER dropping.
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Post by: plainswalker18 on March 02, 2009, 02:05:55 pm
Spend 150 of your 162 stupidity points on reaction skill Derp.
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Post by: philsov on March 02, 2009, 02:55:55 pm
Quote from: "philsov"
Quote from: "Voldemort"Investigate SOMETHING leaking FEEBLE LIGHT.
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Post by: dudeless on March 02, 2009, 03:46:40 pm
Grab the inventory, and shove it down the toilet
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Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on March 02, 2009, 03:52:53 pm
Ponder how the drain can be in the inventory and on the floor at the same time.
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Post by: Kokojo on March 02, 2009, 03:54:10 pm
Quote from: "Kuraudo Sutoraifu"Ponder how the drain can be in the inventory and on the floor at the same time.

Never heard about duplicating black drains ?
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Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on March 02, 2009, 04:06:28 pm
Use drain duplication glitch until crushed by weight of drains.
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Post by: goldblade0 on March 02, 2009, 04:10:08 pm
flush the drain down the toilet
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Post by: Xifanie on March 02, 2009, 04:11:08 pm
Quote from: "philsov"
Quote from: "philsov"
Quote from: "Voldemort"Investigate SOMETHING leaking FEEBLE LIGHT.
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Post by: DarthPaul on March 02, 2009, 06:24:12 pm
Use the toilet.
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Post by: VincentCraven on March 02, 2009, 06:44:43 pm
Quote from: "Zodiac"
Quote from: "philsov"
Quote from: "philsov"
Quote from: "Voldemort"Investigate SOMETHING leaking FEEBLE LIGHT.
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Post by: Kokojo on March 02, 2009, 06:56:49 pm
You investigate SOMETHING leaking FEEBLE LIGHT.

(http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5295/theroom20.png)

It's a BROKEN FRIDGE. And JANETH is in it, still alive.

You hear MAJOR SCREAMS as WATER SOUNDS get closer and closer.
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Post by: DarthPaul on March 02, 2009, 07:00:11 pm
Cannibalize STILL ALIVE JANETH.
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Post by: plainswalker18 on March 02, 2009, 07:03:48 pm
Cast RAPE on STILL ALIVE JANETH.
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Post by: Archael on March 02, 2009, 07:07:15 pm
Quote from: "plainswalker18"Cast RAPE on STILL ALIVE JANETH.
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Post by: PX_Timefordeath on March 02, 2009, 07:51:00 pm
Quote from: "Voldemort"
Quote from: "plainswalker18"Cast RAPE on STILL ALIVE JANETH.
dp, you know I cannibalized the midget already, -50 posts for you.
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Post by: dudeless on March 02, 2009, 09:48:17 pm
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"
Quote from: "Voldemort"
Quote from: "plainswalker18"Cast RAPE on STILL ALIVE JANETH.
It's not illegal, it's illegal magic :D
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Post by: Kokojo on March 03, 2009, 01:03:57 am
You cast RAPE on JANETH. You use the Master RAPE materia.

(http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/4528/theroom21.png)

(http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/5549/theroom22.png)

You receive BLOOD in the EYES. You hear a RING being dropped in the FRIDE WHERE JANETH WAS COLDLY MURDERED, and a VANISHING SOUND.

WATER DROPPING SOUND and SCREAMS continues.
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Post by: AuraDragon on March 03, 2009, 01:16:16 am
Find the RING and combine it with BLOOD in your EYES
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Post by: Celdia on March 03, 2009, 01:16:53 am
Am I the only one worried about the fridge still having power and the water sound being an electrical hazard?
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Post by: SentinalBlade on March 03, 2009, 01:32:11 am
Look through ring to try and see through walls.

That water on the top of the image is probably all the water that came about when we started singing...
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Post by: dudeless on March 03, 2009, 11:41:30 am
CLOPS
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Post by: Xifanie on March 03, 2009, 12:07:02 pm
Put BLACK DRAIN in the TOILET and throw RING in it. Offer the sacrifice's BLOOD for the RITUAL.
Title:
Post by: Kokojo on March 03, 2009, 12:22:52 pm
You prepare for the RITUAL.

(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2044/theroom23.png)

RING is now in the inventory. TOILET SEAT was lifted and BLOOD was collected. DETERMINATION was aquired.

You hear NO SREAMS following the WATER DROPPING SOUND this time.
Title:
Post by: Piercewise on March 03, 2009, 12:32:13 pm
Use BLOOD of SELF and JANETH to summon ALTIMA!!
Title:
Post by: philsov on March 03, 2009, 01:04:29 pm
Use DETERMINATION and get into those water pipes!
Title:
Post by: dudeless on March 03, 2009, 01:32:03 pm
Quote from: "philsov"Use DETERMINATION and get into those water pipes!
Title:
Post by: AuraDragon on March 03, 2009, 03:51:41 pm
Quote from: "dudeless"
Quote from: "philsov"Use DETERMINATION and get into those water pipes!
Title:
Post by: DarthPaul on March 03, 2009, 05:09:37 pm
Quote from: "AuraDragon"
Quote from: "dudeless"
Quote from: "philsov"Use DETERMINATION and get into those water pipes!
Title:
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on March 03, 2009, 09:46:05 pm
For the next option, DO A BARREL ROLL!
Title:
Post by: Kokojo on March 04, 2009, 09:22:33 pm
You use DETERMINATION to go trough the pipes...

(http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/9427/theroom24.png)

But you cannot use DETERMINATION to destroy DEAD-ENDS.
You see GREEN BOTTLE OF SOMETHING attached to SWAVY NOTE.

You hear more WATER DROPPING.
Title:
Post by: Xifanie on March 04, 2009, 09:31:24 pm
Use 80 STUPIDITY POINTS to open GREEN BOTTLE OF SOMETHING. Ignore SWAVY NOTE.
Title:
Post by: AuraDragon on March 04, 2009, 09:34:30 pm
Quote from: "Zodiac"Use 80 STUPIDITY POINTS to open GREEN BOTTLE OF SOMETHING. Ignore SWAVY NOTE.
Title:
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on March 04, 2009, 10:19:02 pm
DO A BARREL ROLL!
Title:
Post by: DarthPaul on March 05, 2009, 10:01:17 am
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"DO A BARREL ROLL!
Title:
Post by: philsov on March 05, 2009, 10:57:16 am
Quote from: "Zodiac"Use 80 STUPIDITY POINTS to open GREEN BOTTLE OF SOMETHING. Ignore SWAVY NOTE.
Title:
Post by: Kokojo on March 05, 2009, 03:29:23 pm
You use 80 STUPIDITY POINTS to open GREEN BOTTLE OF SOMETHING.

82 points left.

(http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/8325/theroom25.png)

(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/7015/theroom26.png)

GREEN SMOKE forms and destroy the CEILING.

This make A LEVER appear, and a ROCKET-PROPELLED-YULE LOG (Bûche de Noël) descends.

WATER SOUNDS stops.
Title:
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on March 05, 2009, 04:22:45 pm
Use 82 Stupidity points to FIRE MAH LAZ0R at the ROCKET PROPELLED-YULE LOG.
Title:
Post by: AuraDragon on March 05, 2009, 05:14:20 pm
Pull A LEVER.  Of course.
Title:
Post by: philsov on March 05, 2009, 05:43:12 pm
Propose to ROCKET-PROPELLED YULE LOG using RING from inventory.
Title:
Post by: DarthPaul on March 05, 2009, 06:00:06 pm
Tilt over green bottle to burn through the wall and drink the death water on the other side.
Title:
Post by: Xifanie on March 05, 2009, 06:39:33 pm
Steal ROCKET from ROCKET-PROPELLED-YULE LOG and attach it to your body...

btw why isn't BLOOD OF JANETH in inventory?
Title:
Post by: Archael on March 09, 2009, 08:06:46 pm
I demand moar!
Title:
Post by: Kokojo on March 09, 2009, 08:19:04 pm
You SHRINK in order to get ROCKET-PROPELLER from ROCKET-PROPELLED YULE LOG.

You attach ROCKET-PROPELLER to your BODY.

(http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7195/theroom27.png)


You gain innate FLOAT.

No sound is heard.
Title:
Post by: Bastard Poetry on March 09, 2009, 08:44:19 pm
Summon ZODIAC MONSTER and cast SEX on it.
Title:
Post by: Xifanie on March 09, 2009, 08:56:41 pm
Read SWAVY NOTE.
Title:
Post by: VincentCraven on March 09, 2009, 10:04:37 pm
Quote from: "Zodiac"Read SWAVY NOTE.
Title:
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on March 09, 2009, 10:09:06 pm
Fart
Title:
Post by: AuraDragon on March 10, 2009, 03:58:42 pm
Escape the bitmap and invade FFH
Title:
Post by: philsov on March 10, 2009, 04:01:38 pm
Quote from: "Zodiac"Read SWAVY NOTE.
Title:
Post by: Kaijyuu on March 10, 2009, 06:20:36 pm
Convert to jpg, and escape through bad compression.
Title:
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on March 10, 2009, 08:14:58 pm
Hit F3, this is getting rediculous
Title:
Post by: Kokojo on March 16, 2009, 02:12:28 am
You decide to read SWAVY NOTE.
(http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/8312/theroom28.png)

(http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/1009/theroom29.png)

(http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2256/theroom30.png)


All sounds stop. You enter WTF state.

SaveState 1 is ready to be saved/loaded. You can take ANY images that has been posted by me.
Title:
Post by: CidIII on March 16, 2009, 02:22:26 am
Go back and rape Janeth again.
Title:
Post by: philsov on March 16, 2009, 11:22:52 pm
PAST TIME TRAVEL PARADOX MUST BE AVOIDED.

Equip ring as reminder.
Title:
Post by: Kaijyuu on March 17, 2009, 01:31:44 am
Open savestate from an image in the future.
Title:
Post by: Cao Ren on March 18, 2009, 06:55:38 pm
Quote from: "CidIII"Go back and rape Janeth again.
Title:
Post by: VincentCraven on March 18, 2009, 07:24:39 pm
Quote from: "philsov"PAST TIME TRAVEL PARADOX MUST BE AVOIDED.

Equip ring as reminder.
Title:
Post by: Kokojo on May 09, 2009, 05:55:28 pm
You equip the RING to remind yourself of NOW DEAD BY YOU OWN HANDS JANETH.

(http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/543/theroom31.png)




(http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/888/theroom32.png)

The SOUNDSTONE records the first  my Sanctuary Melody. You gain REMORSE POWER !
Title:
Post by: Xifanie on May 09, 2009, 06:00:43 pm
Use REMORSE POWER and travel through to the other side of BLACK DRAIN.
Title:
Post by: Zozma on May 09, 2009, 08:05:02 pm
Quote from: "Zodiac"Use REMORSE POWER and travel through to the other side of BLACK DRAIN.
Title:
Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on May 09, 2009, 09:18:12 pm
Quote from: "Zodiac"Use REMORSE POWER and travel through to the other side of BLACK DRAIN.
Title:
Post by: Zozma on May 09, 2009, 09:25:21 pm
(c'mon already! we wanna see whats on the othar side of that hole! <3)
Title:
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on May 09, 2009, 10:20:20 pm
Quote from: "Zodiac"Use REMORSE POWER and travel through to the other side of BLACK DRAIN.
Title:
Post by: Kokojo on May 09, 2009, 11:36:18 pm
You use REMORSE POWER and travel through to the other side of BLACK DRAIN.

(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/5885/theroom33.png)

BLACK DRAIN becomes WHITE DRAIN. You arrive in INCREDIBLE ROOM. There is a SUPRISED CREATOR, a COMPUTER, and A BUCKET OF POPCORN THAT IS BEING EATED.

You cannot see ANYWHERE because the BLACK AIR is BLACK
Title:
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on May 09, 2009, 11:43:50 pm
Eat SUPRISED CREATOR
Title:
Post by: Xifanie on May 10, 2009, 12:03:29 am
Steal BUCKET OF POPCORN THAT IS BEING EATED using ROCKET-PROPELLER to move at LIGHT SPEED.
Title:
Post by: philsov on May 10, 2009, 12:11:03 am
ask SURPRISED CREATOR if he knows how to save Zion.
Title:
Post by: akwikone on May 10, 2009, 12:20:38 am
Quote from: "philsov"ask SURPRISED CREATOR if he knows how to save Zion.
Title:
Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on May 10, 2009, 03:19:20 pm
Quote from: "philsov"ask SURPRISED CREATOR if he knows how to save Zion.
Title:
Post by: Kokojo on May 10, 2009, 03:37:44 pm
You ask the SURPRISED CREATOR if he knows how to save Zion.

(http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/544/theroom34.png)

The SUPRISED CREATOR throws a YES/NO/TOASTER machine at you.

''This should lead you to the GATE''

The SUPRISED CREATOR begins to draw THEROOM35.PNG
Title:
Post by: Zozma on May 10, 2009, 04:29:29 pm
use the last of your remorse power to shove surprised creator thru the drain thus taking over the drawing of #35
Title:
Post by: goldblade0 on May 10, 2009, 04:41:57 pm
Toast the creator
Title:
Post by: Kaijyuu on May 10, 2009, 05:40:31 pm
Press your soundstone (soundring?) to your forehead and gather your thoughts.
Title:
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on May 10, 2009, 05:58:23 pm
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"Eat SUPRISED CREATOR
Title:
Post by: Archael on May 10, 2009, 06:47:34 pm
this topic > the other topic
Title:
Post by: Kokojo on May 11, 2009, 02:37:17 am
You sent the CREATOR away and take over THEROOM35.PNG using the last of your remorse power.

(http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/4149/theroom35.png)

However, it does not come out well and you created an STUPID SUGGESTION ROOM, a EVIL SIDE OF YOU, and an INVISIBLE CARPET THAT'S TIED AROUND YOUR NECK.
Title:
Post by: Dome on May 11, 2009, 02:44:06 am
Fart on the face of your "Evil side"
Title:
Post by: Kuraudo Sutoraifu on May 11, 2009, 02:52:51 am
Tighten INVISIBLE CARPET THAT'S TIED AROUND YOUR NECK to kill self, hoping to kill EVIL SIDE OF YOU, Tyler Durden style.
Title:
Post by: philsov on May 11, 2009, 01:41:36 pm
haha, cock.
Title:
Post by: Zozma on May 11, 2009, 04:03:10 pm
lick the invisible carpet
Title:
Post by: Smash on May 11, 2009, 10:26:57 pm
Use EVIL SIDE OF YOU to jump from THEROOM35.PNG out to the INTERNET
Title:
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on May 11, 2009, 10:31:23 pm
Quote from: "Dome"Fart on the face of your "Evil side"

but fart your bowels out
Title:
Post by: Kaijyuu on May 12, 2009, 02:53:28 am
Tell your evil self about the average day in the life of, the boss.

Err, I mean, you.
Title:
Post by: Zalge on May 12, 2009, 07:35:21 am
Quote from: "Kaijyuu"Tell your evil self about the average day in the life of, the boss.

Err, I mean, you.
Title:
Post by: Cao Ren on May 12, 2009, 05:35:32 pm
Quote from: "Zalge"
Quote from: "Kaijyuu"Tell your evil self about the average day in the life of, the boss.

Err, I mean, you.
Title:
Post by: Archael on May 13, 2009, 08:20:42 pm
use EVIL SIDE OF YOU to write "is a fucking bitch" next to where it says Magitek in the wall
Title:
Post by: Kokojo on July 07, 2009, 08:28:10 pm
YouTighten INVISIBLE CARPET THAT'S TIED AROUND YOUR NECK to kill self, hoping to kill EVIL SIDE OF YOU, Tyler Durden style.

(http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/9480/theroom36.png)

(http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/7696/theroom37.png)

As EVIL SIDE OF YOU suffocates, YOUR VISION fails, and you can hear DEATH MAKING HUMMING NOISES BECAUSE IT'S GONNA GET YOUR SOUL SOON from the north.
Title:
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on July 07, 2009, 10:04:25 pm
Run like a bitch.
Title:
Post by: Xifanie on July 08, 2009, 12:51:30 am
head towards DEATH MAKING HUMMING NOISES BECAUSE IT'S GONNA GET YOUR SOUL SOON
Title:
Post by: Kokojo on October 02, 2009, 10:21:02 pm
(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/271/theroom38.gif)

You head towards DEATH MAKING HUMMING NOISES BECAUSE IT'S GONNA GET YOUR SOUL SOON.

You're FUCKED.

MEMORIES OF YOUR LIFE come back to you. DOOM is near. DEATH is near. AKWARD FEELINGS OF FEAR is near.

Input commands!
Title:
Post by: philsov on October 02, 2009, 11:08:16 pm
shit PANTS.
Title:
Post by: RavenOfRazgriz on October 02, 2009, 11:15:35 pm
Quote from: "philsov"shit PANTS.

This.  Then THROW the SHIT-FILLED PANTS at DEATH and RUN LIKE HELL.
Title:
Post by: DarthPaul on October 02, 2009, 11:26:20 pm
Quote from: "RavenOfRazgriz"
Quote from: "philsov"shit PANTS.

This.  Then THROW the SHIT-FILLED PANTS at DEATH and RUN LIKE HELL.

While yelling I'm the money maker!
Title:
Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on October 03, 2009, 12:40:48 am
Quote from: "darthpaul"
Quote from: "RavenOfRazgriz"
Quote from: "philsov"shit PANTS.

This.  Then THROW the SHIT-FILLED PANTS at DEATH and RUN LIKE HELL.

While yelling I'm the money maker!
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Kokojo on March 25, 2010, 04:39:18 pm
You SHIT YOUR PANTS even if you have no PANTS.


FECES appear. HORRIBLE ODOR OF FECES gets in the air!
DEATH inhales HORRIBLE ODOR OF FECES and vomits ACID. DEATH is weakened! DEATH drops the SCYTHE OF DEATH, who vanishes!
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Xifanie on March 25, 2010, 04:48:21 pm
Use ACID on SELF.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Dome on March 25, 2010, 04:51:30 pm
Run like a bitch
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on March 25, 2010, 05:01:39 pm
Quote from: "Dome"Run like a kokojo
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Kaijyuu on March 25, 2010, 06:36:38 pm
Quote from: "Samuraiblackbelt"
Quote from: "Dome"Run like a kokojo
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: boomkick on March 25, 2010, 09:19:04 pm
Quote from: "Kaijyuu"
Quote from: "Samuraiblackbelt"
Quote from: "Dome"Run like a kokojo
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on March 25, 2010, 09:51:20 pm
Quote from: "Zodiac"Use ACID on SELF.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: RavenOfRazgriz on March 26, 2010, 05:59:54 am
Combine FECES with ACID while DEATH is stunned and USE it on DEATH.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: FFMaster on March 26, 2010, 07:02:32 am
Create PANTS from FECES.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Kokojo on March 26, 2010, 12:13:26 pm
You decide to RUN LIKE A KOKOBO.

(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/7616/theroom40.png)

You do so. HORRIBLE ODOR OF FECES fades out since you left FECES behind in IMAGINARY PANTS.


1/3 OFINVENTORY is eated by GREY BACKGROUND and LAZY DRAWER.

(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/7868/theroom41.png)

You run until you meet A OLD LOVELY UNDERSIZED COMPAGNION CUBE, who blocks the WAY.
You see a BROWN SIGN with SILLY WRTING on it. ACID is still flowing behind you.
You hear VARIOUS SCREAMS OF AGONY from over the CEILING
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Xifanie on March 26, 2010, 12:20:39 pm
RAPE the A OLD LOVELY UNDERSIZED COMPAGNION CUBE inside CEILING
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on March 26, 2010, 03:20:48 pm
Quote from: "Zodiac"RAPE the A OLD LOVELY UNDERSIZED COMPAGNION CUBE inside CEILING
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Kaijyuu on March 26, 2010, 03:26:34 pm
Quote from: "Samuraiblackbelt"
Quote from: "Zodiac"RAPE the A OLD LOVELY UNDERSIZED COMPAGNION CUBE inside CEILING
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Dome on March 26, 2010, 04:53:37 pm
Ride the acid to the wall using SELF in order to escape
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on March 26, 2010, 06:52:34 pm
Quote from: "Kaijyuu"
Quote from: "Samuraiblackbelt"
Quote from: "Zodiac"RAPE the A OLD LOVELY UNDERSIZED COMPAGNION CUBE inside CEILING
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Kokojo on March 26, 2010, 10:01:05 pm
You RAPE the A OLD LOVELY UNDERSIZED COMPAGNION CUBE inside CEILING

(http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/6567/theroom42.png)

Due to BIZARRE SPELLING, you end up FUSING with CEILING to accomplish this.
The OLD LOVELY UNDERSIZED COMPAGNION CUBE begins to sob and cry!
You hear SHOCKED VOICES OF WOMENS over the ceiling.

Your RIGHT ARM is now RIGHT-CEILING-ARM-THING.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Xifanie on March 26, 2010, 10:02:35 pm
use RIGHT-CEILING-ARM-THING on SHOCKED VOICES OF WOMENS
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: RavenOfRazgriz on March 26, 2010, 10:03:43 pm
Reach forth with RIGHT-CEILING-ARM-THING into the floor above and grope one of the owners of the SHOCKED VOICES OF WOMENS.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on March 26, 2010, 10:42:59 pm
poke the random green dot in the window
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on March 26, 2010, 10:52:57 pm
Punch self in balls
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Kaijyuu on March 27, 2010, 12:14:42 am
Eat green dot in inventory.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Dome on March 27, 2010, 04:11:51 am
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"Punch self in balls using RIGHT-CEILING-ARM-THING
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Kokojo on March 27, 2010, 10:42:22 pm
You reach forth with RIGHT-CEILING-ARM-THING into the floor above and grope one of the owners of the SHOCKED VOICES OF WOMENS.

(http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/1385/theroom43ac.png)

Your HAND reaches a BLONDE GIRL. You hear MORE SCREAMS OF WOMENS. You hear SOUND OF A SHOTGUN BEING CHARGED to your left.
ACID is now completly below you. RAPED CUBE no longer reacts to your mouvements.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on March 27, 2010, 10:43:20 pm
Quote from: "Dome"
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"Punch self in balls using RIGHT-CEILING-ARM-THING
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Kaijyuu on March 27, 2010, 11:35:45 pm
Grab girl, fall from ceiling and use girl as acid raft.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: RavenOfRazgriz on March 28, 2010, 01:26:57 am
Quote from: "Kaijyuu"Grab girl, fall from ceiling and use girl as acid raft.

This, but during the fall steal her panties and wear them on your head like a trophy as proof of your conquest.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Vanya on March 28, 2010, 03:44:51 am
Use RAPED CUBE on ACID.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on March 28, 2010, 07:22:51 pm
Quote from: "RavenOfRazgriz"
Quote from: "Kaijyuu"Grab girl, fall from ceiling and use girl as acid raft.

This, but during the fall steal her panties and wear them on your head like a trophy as proof of your conquest.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Kokojo on April 04, 2010, 12:25:37 am
You grab BLONDE GIRL, detach from CEILING (thus losing CEILING-ARM-THINGY) and transforms the BLONDE GIRL into ACID RAFT. You collect RED THONG at the passage.

(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/2046/theroom44.png)

However, ACID RAFT is quickly turning to SOON TO DISSAPEAR ACID RAFT. The ACID connects with the ACID RAFT and creates VERY NASTY VAPORS OF HUMAN FLESH BURNING.

There is now a HOLE in CEILING, and you hear a SHOTGUN BEING RELOADED above your head.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: RavenOfRazgriz on April 04, 2010, 12:37:45 am
Place RED THONG on head and gain it's AWESOME MAGICAL SUPERPOWERS.  Use its AWESOME MAGICAL SUPERPOWERS to UTTERLY BULLSHIT THE FOURTH WALL and ESCAPE THIS HELLHOLE.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Dome on April 04, 2010, 04:16:36 am
Rape the acid raft in order to become super-raper
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Kokojo on April 05, 2010, 12:59:08 am
You place RED THONG on head and gain it's AWESOME MAGICAL SUPERPOWERS.  Use its AWESOME MAGICAL SUPERPOWERS to UTTERLY BULLSHIT THE FOURTH WALL and ESCAPE THIS HELLHOLE.

???????????????????????????


(http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/1363/theroom45.png)
Whathe-
(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/9454/theroom46.png)
HOLYSHIT
(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/3764/theroom47.png)
AUGH!!!!!!!!!!


You are now FINNALY FREE.
(http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/913/theroom48py.png)


Red thongs fuses with you.
(http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/4035/theroom49.png)
You escape THE ROOM TOPIC.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: RavenOfRazgriz on April 05, 2010, 01:04:50 am
HOLY SHIT.

Now I vote we HIJACK DOME'S ACCOUNT and POST STUPID SHIT.

...Owait.  Fuck.

USE the MOUSE CURSOR LOOKING THING IN OUR INVENTORY to RIGHT CLICK SELF.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Kaijyuu on April 05, 2010, 04:36:37 am
Mouseover self and use tooltip as deadly weapon on Dome.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Dome on April 05, 2010, 02:37:02 pm
Quote from: "RavenOfRazgriz"HOLY SHIT.

Now I vote we HIJACK DOME'S ACCOUNT and POST STUPID SHIT.

...Owait.  Fuck.

USE the MOUSE CURSOR LOOKING THING IN OUR INVENTORY to RIGHT CLICK SELF.
I love you, but there's no need to hack my account to make me post stupid shit xD
Anyway,
 :ban:
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Xifanie on April 05, 2010, 02:52:42 pm
Use AWESOME MAGICAL SUPERPOWERS on THE ROOM TOPIC.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on April 05, 2010, 04:37:38 pm
Quote from: "RavenOfRazgriz"USE the MOUSE CURSOR LOOKING THING IN OUR INVENTORY to RIGHT CLICK SELF.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on April 05, 2010, 05:04:21 pm
Quote from: "Zodiac"Use AWESOME MAGICAL SUPERPOWERS on THE ROOM TOPIC.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: boomkick on April 06, 2010, 03:10:31 am
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"
Quote from: "Zodiac"Use AWESOME MAGICAL SUPERPOWERS on THE ROOM TOPIC.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: VincentCraven on April 11, 2010, 02:57:15 pm
Quote from: "boomkick"
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"
Quote from: "Zodiac"Use AWESOME MAGICAL SUPERPOWERS on THE ROOM TOPIC.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Kokojo on April 13, 2010, 09:15:45 pm
You use the MOUSE CURSOR LOOKING THING IN OUR INVENTORY to RIGHT CLICK SELF.

(http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/7228/theroom50.png)

TIME stops. MENU appears.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Dol on April 13, 2010, 10:46:28 pm
Send Link into the Room.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: philsov on April 13, 2010, 10:48:36 pm
Quote from: "Dol"Send Link into the Room.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Xifanie on April 13, 2010, 11:03:43 pm
Quote from: "philsov"
Quote from: "Dol"Send Link into the Room.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: RavenOfRazgriz on April 13, 2010, 11:50:35 pm
Quote from: "Zodiac"
Quote from: "philsov"
Quote from: "Dol"Send Link into the Room.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: degrofm on April 14, 2010, 12:08:25 am
Quote from: "Zodiac"
Quote from: "philsov"
Quote from: "Dol"Send Link into the Room.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Kaijyuu on April 14, 2010, 12:57:38 am
(http://www.ffhacktics.com/forum/download/file.php?id=4698)
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on April 14, 2010, 02:17:58 am
Quote from: "Kaijyuu"(http://www.ffhacktics.com/forum/download/file.php?id=4698)
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Archael on April 14, 2010, 12:46:22 pm
Send Link dude
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Melancthon on April 25, 2010, 10:25:12 pm
Quote from: "Voldemort"Send Link dude
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Dome on April 26, 2010, 03:13:35 am
Link will kick his ass
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Kokojo on May 01, 2010, 07:55:32 pm
You SEND LINK.

(http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/1904/theroom51.png)

LINK appears. CONFUSED FACE is on LINK.
NAVI is also there.

LINK holds MASTER SWORD, DEKU SHIELD, a BOTTLE OF GREEN POTION and GREEN HAT.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: RavenOfRazgriz on May 01, 2010, 08:02:20 pm
STRIP LINK IN CLASSIC FFT STYLINGS and SACRIFICE BOTH HIS AND NAVI'S MORTAL SOULS to SUMMON ALEXANDER.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Kokojo on May 01, 2010, 08:03:45 pm
ONE ACTION PER POST* (@7$*93
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: RavenOfRazgriz on May 01, 2010, 08:11:49 pm
Quote from: "Kokojo"ONE ACTION PER POST* (@7$*93

It is one action.

You're slashing open his throat as you steal his sword.  ;3
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Kaijyuu on May 01, 2010, 09:38:45 pm
Rape him. EDIT: Disregard that, I eat bagels.

The others are right. Eat Navi.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on May 01, 2010, 10:30:09 pm
Eat Navi
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: SolidSnakeDog on May 01, 2010, 11:05:55 pm
Navy says : HEY! WATCH OUT! HEY! LISEN! HEY! LISEN!
Link screems and puts navy in the green potion, drowing navy.

EDIT : ok...really.
Use the hidden Kirby power in you and eat Link/NAVY at the same time.

OR

Use the odd RED dot in your inventory.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: philsov on May 02, 2010, 02:09:05 am
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"Eat Navi
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: VampragonLord on May 02, 2010, 02:43:26 am
Quote from: "philsov"
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"Eat Navi
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Kagebunji on May 02, 2010, 06:27:24 am
Hide NAVI in your ass. Might come in handy later.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: gojoe on May 02, 2010, 07:45:26 am
EAT NAVI with your ASS
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: SolidSnakeDog on May 02, 2010, 02:27:46 pm
Quote from: "gojoe"EAT NAVI with your ASS

This.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: RavenOfRazgriz on May 02, 2010, 02:33:25 pm
Quote from: "gojoe"EAT NAVI with your ASS

Changing my vote.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Kagebunji on May 02, 2010, 02:56:14 pm
Quote from: "gojoe"EAT NAVI with your ASS
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Dome on May 02, 2010, 04:13:24 pm
Quote from: "Kagebunji"
Quote from: "gojoe"EAT NAVI with your ASS
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Kokojo on May 11, 2010, 09:15:23 pm
You decide to EAT NAVI with YOUR ASS.


You use ASS EATING LEVEL 5

(http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/9661/theroom52.png)


NAVI is eated.
YOUR ASS begins to say ; Hey! Watch out!

(http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/9324/theroom53.png)

LINK begins to show A AMUSED FACE THAT GOES LOL.

The sound of A HAMMER JUMPING ON THE FLOOR is heard, and is closing in.
You are HUNGRY.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: RavenOfRazgriz on May 11, 2010, 11:14:27 pm
SEND LINK towards the SOUND OF A HAMMER JUMPING ON THE FLOOR with orders to RETRIEVE HAMMER.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: VampragonLord on May 12, 2010, 12:34:25 am
Steal one of links hearts, we made need it later.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Bastard Poetry on May 12, 2010, 01:00:25 am
SUMMON TOMMY WISEAU

Oh hai, the Room.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Dome on May 12, 2010, 04:08:34 am
Fart on link face
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: Kaijyuu on May 12, 2010, 12:52:04 pm
Mug link and take all his stuff.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: PX_Timefordeath on May 12, 2010, 06:59:18 pm
Eat HOLE IN BACKGROUND.
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: SilvasRuin on May 12, 2010, 08:11:57 pm
Quote from: "VampragonLord"Rip Link's heart out of his chest, we made need it later.
I may have taken liberties in specifying which one...
Title: Re: The room.
Post by: secondadvent on May 14, 2010, 04:01:52 pm
EAT LINK'S HEART to satisfy HUNGER, thus becoming LINK yourself.