What is the story or "Roll to Dodge!"?
"You wake up in a grassy field. Go!"
Roll to Dodge! is a unique text adventure, in that you don't control one character. You control yourself. Each person that submits an action will be acting of their own accord, on their own character. Characters may interact with the environment and each other any way they wish. Because of this, you may only submit one action per roll. I will take the latest action you submit, and if you accidentally make two actions at once, I will take only the second one. If I catch it before the time I update, however, I'll attempt to leave a warning.
Updates will take place at around 9:00PM GMT -7. Basically, once a day. (I will not update today, so you have roughly 33 hours for the first update.)
What kind of actions you can perform? Well, first of all, try to avoid doing something too obscene. Outside of that, however, your actions and the consequences are only ruled by two things: Your imagination, and these:
(http://mindyourdecisions.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/die_roll.png)
That's right! When I update every day, I will be rolling a die. This is part of the reason behind why this game is called "Roll to Dodge!" Any action you make has a chance of failure or success based on the outcome of a 1d6 roll. Here's a breakdown of what happens:
1 - Epic Fail: The exact opposite happens
2 - Fail: You fail to complete the action
3 - Troubling Success: You complete the action, however not without trouble or damage.
4 - Success: You complete the action. That's it.
5 - Perfect Success: You complete the action well enough that you receive a boost from the outcome
6 - Overshoot: You complete the action so utterly thoroughly that something unintended happens.
Of course, the other part of the reason why this game is called "Roll to Dodge!" is because you also have to dodge things. Players may attack one another, and the Environment (as well as any denizens of which) may attack players of their own free will as well. If you are attacked, I will automatically roll for your character. Here is a breakdown of how the roll affects you:
1 - Fatal Wound: You die
2 - Serious Wound: If attacked again within the next two turns, if you roll a 3 or lower, you will die.
3 - Grazed Wound: Your next roll will suffer a -1 penelty
4 - Graze Clothing: You take no damage, Nothing happens
5 - Graze Score: Your next roll will gain a +1 boon
6 - Counter: The attack will - If a player - be forced to roll to dodge, or if part of the environment, be destroied/defeated.
In short:
- You control your own character
- You can submit (almost) any action
- Every 24 hours, I will roll a die to see if you succeed or fail your action
- You wake up in a grassy field. Go!
/shamelessly stolen
EDIT: Btw, all commands should look like this
"> [Command]"
> [Look around, waiting impatiently to see cows, not even caring about the fact that I have no memories of why I am there.]
I do a barrel roll
Dome use the > for a command
> Take inventory of what I am wearing/if wearing anything at all.
>I do a barrel roll
-> Dig straight down with my bare hands to attempt to uncover an unoccupied giant robot for myself to pilot.
>Ninja vanish
> Rolls to dodge
Sorry for late update. :\
Quote from: Kokojo on September 12, 2011, 06:34:23 pm
> Look around, waiting impatiently to see cows, not even caring about the fact that I have no memories of why I am there.
6: You look around, and keep looking, and looking, and looking. You're waiting impatiently for the cows, and finally, you have found them! However, they are charging at you.
Roll to Dodge!6: You have not only avoided the cows, but you are now controlling the cows! Enjoy your cow army.
Quote from: st4rw4k3r on September 12, 2011, 06:44:08 pm
> Take inventory of what I am wearing/if wearing anything at all.
3: You suddenly realized you're not wearing clothes. You start putting on your clothes, however you took a fall and bruised yourself while putting on your pants. (-1 Roll)
Quote from: Dome on September 12, 2011, 06:56:33 pm
>I do a barrel roll
4: You successfully roll around on the ground like a barrel.
Quote from: RavenOfRazgriz on September 12, 2011, 08:18:39 pm
-> Dig straight down with my bare hands to attempt to uncover an unoccupied giant robot for myself to pilot.
1: Suddenly, the ground beneath you EXPLODES, sending you flying through the air.
Roll to Dodge!3: You managed to land on the ground safely, but the explosion did some damage to you. (-1 Roll)
Quote from: Kaijyuu on September 12, 2011, 08:31:39 pm
>Ninja vanish
3: You managed to vanish like a ninja! Everything except your leg though.
Quote from: Celdia on September 13, 2011, 12:28:28 am
> Rolls to dodge
3: You rolled! And kept rolling! And kept rolling right into a wall! (-1 Roll)
>Scavenge for fast food.
>I roll on Eternal like a barrel screaming "DO A BARREL ROLL!"
-> Use the crater from the explosion as the foundation to build myself a small mineshack/shelter out of the scattered debris.
>Punch trees with my bare fists in hope to receive cube shaped pieces of wood.
>Summon a minecraft creeper to ruin Raven's building
> send my cow army to run over the other players, but especially Eternal. (the murderous bastard! He wants hamburgers, il give him hamburgers!)
>Go around kicking people in the shins with my "disembodied" leg
>hide from all this sparta
>Realize that putting pants on hurts. Pants are evil. Look around for something that shows signs of other people living there; a house, tent, city, ect.
> I hop into my 1981 Delorean(the one that can time travel and fly)/if i have one.
Quote from: Eternal248 on September 14, 2011, 03:10:33 am
>Scavenge for fast food.
2: You scavenge around for fast food. However, all you see are restaurants that take at least 45 minutes to cook food. You begin to realize just how hungry you are. (Wounded)
Quote from: Dome on September 14, 2011, 03:21:44 am
>I roll on Eternal like a barrel screaming "DO A BARREL ROLL!"
2: You managed to roll, but missed Eternal and landed right into a wall. (Wounded)
Quote from: RavenOfRazgriz on September 14, 2011, 03:33:37 am
-> Use the crater from the explosion as the foundation to build myself a small mineshack/shelter out of the scattered debris.
2(-1): Suddenly, you go around destroying every foundation you can see for miles. However, their occupants are not happy.
Roll to Dodge!1: While you were busy running away from them, you accidentally ran under one of the foundations you weakened as it collapsed, crushing you.
RavenOfRazgriz has lost the game!Quote from: Twinees on September 14, 2011, 03:40:44 am
>Punch trees with my bare fists in hope to receive cube shaped pieces of wood.
2: you punch the trees. However, you only end up with splinters and hurt hands. (Wounded)
Quote from: Celdia on September 14, 2011, 03:44:59 am
>Summon a minecraft creeper to ruin Raven's building
6(-1): You have summoned a creeper inside Raven's grave. You successfully blow up his corpse along with the rubble on top of him. And you're happy. (+1 Roll)
Quote from: Kokojo on September 14, 2011, 06:48:31 am
> send my cow army to run over the other players, but especially Eternal. (the murderous bastard! He wants hamburgers, il give him hamburgers!)
6: You send your cow army loose to run over everyone! They start stampeding and charging everything in sight, including you!
Everybody must Roll to Dodge to avoid getting stampeded!Quote from: Kaijyuu on September 14, 2011, 01:41:54 pm
>Go around kicking people in the shins with my "disembodied" leg
4: You managed to run around kicking people in the shins. However, they don't like that, but they can only see a leg.
Quote from: VampragonLord on September 14, 2011, 06:24:57 pm
>hide from all this sparta
6: You must keep this all a secret from Sparta. In fact, this causes you to go destroy Sparta so they will never learn! Too bad the Spartans don't agree with this.
Roll to Dodge!6: However, you cause the Spartans to destroy themselves in a massive civil war. You feel proud of your accomplishments. (+1 Roll)
Quote from: st4rw4k3r on September 14, 2011, 06:50:39 pm
>Realize that putting pants on hurts. Pants are evil. Look around for something that shows signs of other people living there; a house, tent, city, ect.
5(-1): You realized that pants hurts. You look around but only see the rubble Raven has left in his wake.
Quote from: Winter on September 14, 2011, 09:25:26 pm
> I hop into my 1981 Delorean(the one that can time travel and fly)/if i have one.
6: You've done it! You've not only managed to create a Delorean that can time travel and fly, YOU HAVE FUSED WITH ONE.
You're about to get ran over by stampeding cows! Roll to Dodge!Eternal248-6: You managed to jump on one of the cows, steer it away from the horde, and cook it into some nice hamburgers to eat!
Dome-2(-1): You attempt to roll out of the way of the cows. However, Whitney's Miltank managed to use Rollout and smash you.
Dome has lost the game!Twinees-4(-1): However, that doesn't stop you from punching out the cows trying to run you over. You managed to get them away from you, but your arms still hurt. (-1 Roll)
Celdia-4(+1): You summon a creeper in front of you to tank the cow army, and manage to blow up a few before scaring off the rest. You have reached new levels of Minecraft God. (+1 Roll)
Kokojo-2: You realized too late that the cows were turning on you, but you managed to get away with your life. (Wounded)
Kaijyuu-1: However, your disembodied leg managed to attract the cows right at you, leaving you unable to dodge the incoming stampede.
Kaijyuu has lost the game!Vampragonlord-6(+1): And just like the Spartans, you managed to get the cows charging at you to suddenly start attacking each other. You think maybe you should become a world leader. (+1 Roll)
st4rw4k3r-6: However, seeing the rubble you managed to jump under some before the cows rushed to where you were. You safely hide in your hole, smiling at your new found knowledge. (+1 Roll)
Winter-1: However, the cows cause you to panic, making you time travel back to the Age of Dinosaurs. And boy, do they hate winter.
Winter has lost the game!
> Realize that Holes awesome. And that cows are working along side pants! Screw cows! And Screw pants! Leave the hole away from cows and pants, in search of a less tainted area.
>Rise from the grave and haunt the other players
>Recruits the ghost of Kaijyuu
>Being an undead of FFT:Plus, I wait until the dead count reaches 0 to resurrect
>Learn to fly
>Complain to a manager about the wait times.
>Become satan, a very important figure head, and soon to be world leader, as I rolled 6 6 6 in one turn.
> Summon a healing dice in hope of becoming un-wounded, all while mourning the cows.
Quote from: st4rw4k3r on September 15, 2011, 01:05:40 am
> Realize that Holes awesome. And that cows are working along side pants! Screw cows! And Screw pants! Leave the hole away from cows and pants, in search of a less tainted area.
6: You have searched for a less tainted area. You have searched far and wide. And thus, you find it. Nirvana. Heaven.
Quote from: Kaijyuu on September 15, 2011, 01:19:36 am
>Rise from the grave and haunt the other players
3: You attempt to rise, but you decide it's too much effort
Quote from: Twinees on September 15, 2011, 02:04:26 am
>Recruits the ghost of Kaijyuu
1(-1): You have decided to follow Kaijyuu to the grave.
Twinees has lost the game!Quote from: Dome on September 15, 2011, 02:58:06 am
>Being an undead of FFT:Plus, I wait until the dead count reaches 0 to resurrect
6: You wait. And wait. And somehow, you have revived! Of course, you're undead now, but at least you were lucky enough to not crystalize.
Quote from: Celdia on September 15, 2011, 03:18:02 am
>Learn to fly
1(+1): You attempt to fly. However, you just fall to the ground, breaking all your bones in the progress. (Wounded)
Quote from: Eternal248 on September 15, 2011, 03:51:13 am
>Complain to a manager about the wait times.
3: You complained to a manager about the wait times. It takes you an hour to finally reach the manager, but you managed to speak your thoughts. Then again, that was probably just his answering machine.
Quote from: VampragonLord on September 15, 2011, 04:56:27 am
>Become satan, a very important figure head, and soon to be world leader, as I rolled 6 6 6 in one turn.
1(+1): You have attempted to become Satan. However, one of you must have had your finger a centimeter too low, or overstep by 2 millimeters, but the fusion dance went horribly wrong. And you two got rejected.
Quote from: Kokojo on September 15, 2011, 12:01:50 pm
> Summon a healing dice in hope of becoming un-wounded, all while mourning the cows.
4: You summon up some healing dice and mourn for the cows that have died.
>Fix the word parser on this game so it understands the difference between 'learn' and 'attempt'.
Stupid parser, must be some shitty coding in there.
> Realize that this place has neither pants, nor infernal cows. Look for the nearest person, and ask them if there is a leader, or Deity of this amazing place. (If there isn't, I might be the guy to do so :D)
>I roll on the ground, looking for a cursed ring, which will give me very powerful stats
dome use > for commands
>Is dead
-> Use Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Select Start to get myself back into the game with all the ridiculous cheating luxuries the Konami Code provides.
Raven, with your luck this game will have the Konami code set up to kill you for using it. You'll be double dead.
Does that mean you'll be a zombie?
Well, if I become a zombie, Eternal will have one less player out to kill him.
I already am a zombie, and I'm doing just fine
> Roll the healing dice towards dome.
>If satan refuses to fuse properly with me, then i shall oppose him and everything he stands for! I begin questing for a holy relic to set myself up as diety!
UPDATE THIS SHIT YOU BORING MAN
Koko, take over. Just start posting rolls and results. This is essentially just randomness. Anyone could take PX's place :P
If Koko doesn't do it within the hour, I will. :D
Quote from: Celdia>Fix the word parser on this game so it understands the difference between 'learn' and 'attempt'.
5: Not only you do so, but it wants to give you bonuses in exchange! (+1 next roll) (still wounded)
Quote from: st4rw4k3r> Realize that this place has neither pants, nor infernal cows. Look for the nearest person, and ask them if there is a leader, or Deity of this amazing place. (If there isn't, I might be the guy to do so :D)
4: You ask them. They do not awnser.
Quote from: Dome
>I roll on the ground, looking for a cursed ring, which will give me very powerful stats
6: It gives you very powerfull stats, immense strenght, but also a meteor is now arriving toward earth (especially you) (3 turns till meteocrash)
Quote from: >Twinees
>Is dead
4 : Indeed.
Quote from: RavenOfrazgriz
> Use Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Select Start to get myself back into the game with all the ridiculous cheating luxuries the Konami Code provides.
3: You're not able to enter the Konami code in REALITY. You're doing it from the ghostworld.
Quote from: >Kokojo
> Roll the healing dice towards dome.
3 : You roll it towards dome, but you first launched it in your face. (-1 next roll)
DOME MUST ROLL TO DODGE5: Dome pwns the dice using his super-mega powers from the cursed ring! After he disposes of it, he keeps one side of the die for a boost next round (+1 next roll)
Quote from: >VampragonLord
>If satan refuses to fuse properly with me, then i shall oppose him and everything he stands for! I begin questing for a holy relic to set myself up as diety!
2 : You got very near the satan-destoyer-holy-mitten, but you get distracted by a flying cheescake. It gets away and you feel sad.
3 turns till meteocrash (Will affect dome and the posters before and after him)
It even effects me while I'm in Nirvana?
>Realize that this person is rude. Check if he/she is wearing pants.
Quote from: Kokojo on September 18, 2011, 04:25:47 pm
6: It gives you very powerfull stats, immense strenght,
FINALLY! MY CURSED RING!
(http://i346.photobucket.com/albums/p404/Mehde_2008/GL-Ring.gif)
Quote from: Kokojo on September 18, 2011, 04:25:47 pm
but also a meteor is now arriving toward earth (especially you) (3 turns till meteocrash)
A meteor? Easy stuff
>Casts innocent on himself
> Searches for a cowboy hat and a portal to the top of the meteor so she can ride it like Major Kong
oh god.
I do hope you get a six on that celdia.
> Press Down+B from the ghostworld to help Celdia roll a 6 since that meteor ain't hittin' me anyway.
>Begin charging Holy.
>Find silver hair dye and some darker make up. somebody has to play the emo villian after all.
Quote from: St4rwalk3r
>Realize that this person is rude. Check if he/she is wearing pants.
Your roll : 2
You instead look at this persons boobs. The man gets angry and shouts at you!
Quote from: Dome
>Casts innocent on himself
Your roll : 1 (+1)
You jumble up the quote, and end up not casting anything.
Quote from: Celdia
> Searches for a cowboy hat and a portal to the top of the meteor so she can ride it like Major Kong
Your roll : 4 (+1)
You find both, and you get them for free. You din't go trought the portal yet, but in the cowbow hat was a 249-leaf clover. (+1 to next roll)
Quote from: RavenOfRazgriz
> Press Down+B from the ghostworld to help Celdia roll a 6 since that meteor ain't hittin' me anyway.
Your roll : 6
You actually CATCH something with up+b, but not the dice: the ghostworld, and it releashes you in a attempt to stay in the game.
RavenOfRazgriz has revived!Quote from: Eternal248
>Begin charging Holy.
Your roll : 4
You begin to charge holy (1 turn left)
Quote from: Vampdragonlord
>Find silver hair dye and some darker make up. somebody has to play the emo villian after all.
Your roll : 1
You find a shiny cape, excalibur, and a hero's liscense.
(Hey, I forgot to play!)
> Grow wings
Your roll : 5(-1)
You grow wings like a champion.
Two turns till meteocrash. (Will affect dome and the posters before and after him)Players TableKokojo -
Eternal248- Charging Holy
VampdragonLord -
RavenofRagriz -
Celdia - +1 next roll
Dome -
St4rwalk3r -
-> Follow Celdia onto the meteor and throw a Frozen Meatball at Eternal to cancel his Holy charge.
> Don the hat, grin like an idiot and use that portal - this is gonna be one helluva ride. :D
>Continue charging Holy while dodging delicious meatballs.
> I teleport into all this madness in hope and start protecting Eternal with my dual pistols Ivory and Ebony so he can cast Holy and save us from Meteor.
> Punch out Kokojo and take back the game
Thank you!
4s so don't make me look at peoples boobs >.>
So...innocent won't work, right?
>Takes out the spamhammer in attempt to use it as a baseball bat against the meteor
Quote from: RavenOfRazgriz
-> Follow Celdia onto the meteor and throw a Frozen Meatball at Eternal to cancel his Holy charge.
Your roll : 4
You do just that.
ETERNAL MUST ROLL TO DODGE!Your roll : 1
You cannot withstand the frozen meatball, as it is your only weakness.
Eternal is deadQuote from: Celdia
> Don the hat, grin like an idiot and use that portal - this is gonna be one helluva ride. :D
Your roll : 3 (+1)
You appear on top of the meteorite. However, you din't think this very much : There is fire..
CELDIA MUST ROLL TO DODGE!Your roll : 2
Celdia is badly hurt by the fire, but manages to hang on and re-enact an awesome scene. (wounded)
Quote from: Joseph Strife
> I teleport into all this madness in hope and start protecting Eternal with my dual pistols Ivory and Ebony so he can cast Holy and save us from Meteor.
Your roll : 6
Even if Eternal died, you manage to aim your bullets so perfectly and uterrly well that you get them to hit Eternal's hearth softly and get him breathing again.
Eternal is brought back to life!Quote from: Eternal248
>Continue charging Holy while dodging delicious meatballs.
Your roll : 2
You failed to dodge the meatballs, and you also failed finishing the spell.
Quote from: PX_Timefordeath
> Punch out Kokojo and take back the game
Your roll : 5
You punch me and take back the game, with my blessings. (+1 next roll) (Better be on time this time!)
Quote from: Dome
>Takes out the spamhammer in attempt to use it as a baseball bat against the meteor
Your roll : 5
You take the super spamhammer, and use it as a baseball bat againts the meteor, sending it back from whence it came!... With Celdia. You feel so troll right now. (+1 to roll next funny action)
I forgot to play again, lawl.
> Find bombs.
Your roll : 5
You find bombs. A lot of them. They are shiny and highly explosive. You also find a women-bomb. She's seducing enought to reduce the roll by -1 on the next action done by someone!
Players TableKokojo - Has wings, bombs and a Women bomb that can -1 roll a target.
Eternal248-
VampdragonLord -
RavenofRagriz -
Celdia - On a meteor, hurling back towards space. (wounded)
Dome - +1 to roll next funny action. Has a power ring.
St4rwalk3r -
PX- +1 next roll
Joseph Stife - Has two guns.
>Drink an X-Potion!
>Drinks an X-potion too, to party with Eternal
He remembers too late that he is an undead
> I go off on a quest to find the legendary sword Rebellion that was on hold by Dante along woth Ivory and Ebony so i have good thing to defend myself
> Realize, I forgot to post last turn. (Not because of the boobs >.>) Become the deity of No Pants
> Open the sandbox-panel and give myself a full set of Syndicate space gear
> Remind everyone this isn't Spam so the Super Spamhammer has no effect here and turn the Meteor around like a car full of bitchy children.
Quote from: Eternal248
>Drink an X-Potion!
Your roll : 5
You drink a X-potion! You feel so pumped up! (+1 to next roll)
Quote from: Dome
>Drinks an X-potion too, to party with Eternal
He remembers too late that he is an undead
Your roll : 6
That X-potion contained the essence of ROSEBUD FFH LEGEND! (Everyone now +1 Dome on attacks)
Quote from: Joseph Strife
> I go off on a quest to find the legendary sword Rebellion that was on hold by Dante along woth Ivory and Ebony so i have good thing to defend myself
Your roll : 2
You decide to do that, but you can't start a quest since mapquest is down.
Quote from: st4rw4k3r
> Realize, I forgot to post last turn. (Not because of the boobs >.>) Become the deity of No Pants
Your roll : 5
You grow very much. You are now a god of no pantsyness. (+6 againts people withouth pants)
Quote from: Celdia
> Open the sandbox-panel and give myself a full set of Syndicate space gear
Your roll : 3
You do so, but you accidently drag in a hand teleporter and set it off!
CELDIA MUST ROLL TO DODGEYour roll : 1
You end up in Dome's mind. You die pretty quickly.
Celdia has died.Quote from: RavenOfRazgriz
> Remind everyone this isn't Spam so the Super Spamhammer has no effect here and turn the Meteor around like a car full of bitchy children.
Your roll : 6
You sucessfully remind us that, and your turn the meteor around. But you turn it so much and so quickly, it forms a singularity and then a black hole!
EVERYONE MUST ROLL TO DODGEKokojo's -roll : 4
You fly away and don't get hurt!
Eternal248's roll : 4(+1)
You dance like a madman and combat the pull of the singularity by use advanced-level dance psysics. A pretty girl decides to accompagny you. (You will roll 2 dices on the next action. Bigger one is the best.)
VampdragonLord's roll : 2
You get trown off by the singularity and hurt yourself! (wounded)
RavenofRagriz's roll : 5
You evade your own singularity with such style and elegance that a magical pony decided gives you a gift. (Force-a-player-to-do-a-suicidal-action hat. Must be dice-rolled to use.)
Dome's roll : 4
You get away by rowing with your eyebrowns.
St4rwalk3r's roll : 5
You are far in your own no-pants-land, so the singularity does not affect you. You decide to spice things up a bit (Curse : Make Player roll -1. Cannot miss, no need to be rolled.)
PX's roll : 3(+1)
You imagine the black hole is non-existant, and as such, you're not affected by it.
Joseph Strife's roll : 2
You react way too late, and you get a bit crushed by the black hole. Be happy that it's small.
> Bomb Raven for his sins.
Your roll : 1
You instead bomb a dove. (Lost bombs)
Players TableKokojo - Has wings, and a Women bomb that can -1 roll a target.
Eternal248- +one dice to next roll
VampdragonLord - Wounded
RavenofRagriz - Has a Force-a-player-to-do-a-suicidal-action hat
Dome - +1 to roll next funny action. Has a power ring. Gets +1ed by anyone that attacks him.
St4rwalk3r - +6 againts people withouth pants. Has a -1 to roll curse box.
PX-
Joseph Stife - Has two guns. Wounded.
>Hops right in here
>Steps up to the sword in the stone and removes the Sword of Mana also known as Excaliber.
>Equip a Chameleon Robe
Man, what a bad luck on this turn :(
> I cast Cure on myself so i'm back at action again.
> leave corpse as a ghost and start haunting Eternal
> Realize I have the power over the pants-less ones! Use said power to ask the one in front of me if they would like to follow under me! I am an amazing lord of pants-less-ness! And I shall gain enough power to become a deity!
> Pilot a Worker 8 and shoot laser beams at everyone unless they dance
> (http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm203/PX_Timefordeath/MadokaRunes1.png)
why not take the game back PX?
>like the movie "Ghost", I learn how to move objects as a ghost, and use this ability to hurl things at Eternal.
>Shouting loud "I'M A FFH LEGEND! YOU CANNOT BAN ME!" I begin to cast Zodiac
Wow, only on Page 5 and Dome is already jumping the shark.
Quote from: Celdia on September 21, 2011, 11:15:50 pm
> leave corpse as a ghost and start haunting Eternal
Quote from: Twinees on September 22, 2011, 03:56:33 am
>like the movie "Ghost", I learn how to move objects as a ghost, and use this ability to hurl things at Eternal.
Man, You realy like Eternal...
Quote from: Celdia on September 22, 2011, 04:48:28 am
Wow, only on Page 5 and Dome is already jumping the shark.
This isn't Spam you know...
Quote from: Kalas
>Hops right in here
Your roll : 5
You appear in the game, and you're happy at that. (+1 next roll)
Quote from: Lijj
>Steps up to the sword in the stone and removes the Sword of Mana also known as Excaliber.
Your roll : 1
You instead step down to a bow in a sponge and you push it farther in.
Quote from: Eternal248
>Equip a Chameleon Robe
Your rolls : 3, 2.
You do so, but you forger there was a chameleon level 10 on the robe! It attacks you!
ETERNAL MUST ROLL TO DODGEYour roll : 2
You're wounded from the chameleon, who runs away. (Wounded)
Quote from: Joseph Strife on September 21, 2011, 08:19:36 pm
> I cast Cure on myself so i'm back at action again.
Your roll : 5
You cast cure, and you do it soooooo well that it gives you a boost. (Unwounded, +1 to next roll)
Quote from: Celdia
> leave corpse as a ghost and start haunting Eternal
Your roll : 2
Nah.
Quote from: st4rw4k3r
> Realize I have the power over the pants-less ones! Use said power to ask the one in front of me if they would like to follow under me! I am an amazing lord of pants-less-ness! And I shall gain enough power to become a deity!
Your roll :
You ask him and he accepts! But upon learning of your plans, he decides to betray you, since he believes that all persons wanting to become a god are trouble.
ST4R must roll to dodge!Your roll : 1
Bam. You're dead.
ST4R is dead!Quote from: PX_Timefordeath
> Pilot a Worker 8 and shoot laser beams at everyone unless they dance
Your roll : 2
You're not able to, since you suck.
Quote from: Twinees
>like the movie "Ghost", I learn how to move objects as a ghost, and use this ability to hurl things at Eternal.
Your roll : 3
You hurl things at eternal! Things like a medkit. Meanwhile, this gives you a major pain in the ghost-head. (-1 to next roll)
Quote from: Dome
>Shouting loud "I'M A FFH LEGEND! YOU CANNOT BAN ME!" I begin to cast Zodiac
Your roll : 2 (+1)
You do just that, but you feel very weak since it drains you to do so much work. You complain to the community that you do everything around here.. (-1 to int... oh wait. -1 to non-agressive roll)
Zodiac is charging (needs continual charging for 2 more turns. Hits everyone for two rolls.)> Throw a women bomb at PX
Your roll : 1
You instead throw a ugly man at PX.
PX MUST ROLL TO DODGEYour roll : 4
You evade the man with no problem.
Players TableKokojo - Has wings, and a Women bomb that can -1 roll a target.
Eternal248- Wounded
VampdragonLord -
RavenofRagriz - Has a Force-a-player-to-do-a-suicidal-action hat
Dome - Has a power ring. Gets +1ed by anyone that attacks him.-1 to non-agressive roll
St4rwalk3r - Dead. Has a -1 to roll curse box.
PX-
Joseph Stife - Has two guns.
Kalas - +1 to next roll
Twinees: Dead. -1 to next roll.
>Cast Innocent on self to avoid damage from Zodiark.
> Realize people are asses. and you know what, screw people. I don't need any dang Worshipers. I'm going to be "The Sinister Pants-less God The Hates Gods and People!" TSPGTHGAP! short for short. (Tesp-Geth-Gap) I am TSPGTHGAP! Lord of Sinister no pants-ness! Raise from the dead, and smite all cows and panted ones! (Skirts/Dress are fine to wear, don't smite them)
> BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! Drop the moon.
> keeps on casting Zodiac while moving farther to avoid damage from others
"LOOK AT MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS!"
> Drains all of Dome's MP
>Kick dome from the game and never let him return
>Accepts the lack of glory and decides to turn into something like a life-size Pez dispenser. But it's called called a Lijj dispenser that dispenses brick sized candies among other strange surprises instead.
(The life-size Lijj despenser looks almost just like a Pez dispenser but with the block letters LIJJ on the side and Sahagin's head on top)
>Attempt to merge this realm with the twilight realm.
Quote from: VampragonLord on September 23, 2011, 03:13:03 pm
>Attempt to merge this realm with the twilight realm.
Please Koko roll 6 on this
Haters gonna hate
Stop telling me to roll 6! 6 is overshoot. A 4 will suffice.
Quote from: Kokojo on September 23, 2011, 04:20:43 pm
Stop telling me to roll 6! 6 is overshoot. A 4 will suffice.
I
SAID
6
!!!1
eleven
>Right, Down, Left, Triangle, harness the remnants of my singularity into a Tenkyoken and fire it at Dome to take out him and hopefully the planet behind him too so that everyone else dies in the fallout.
Quote from: Eternal248
>Cast Innocent on self to avoid damage from Zodiark.
Your roll : 6
You cast innocent on yourself, and you continue casting a endless stream of spells! You're stuck in a magic loop! (Skip next turn! Also, immune to magic for 3 turns)
Quote from: st4rw4k3r
> Realize people are asses. and you know what, screw people. I don't need any dang Worshipers. I'm going to be "The Sinister Pants-less God The Hates Gods and People!" TSPGTHGAP! short for short. (Tesp-Geth-Gap) I am TSPGTHGAP! Lord of Sinister no pants-ness! Raise from the dead, and smite all cows and panted ones! (Skirts/Dress are fine to wear, don't smite them)
Your roll : 1
Nah. You instead become MORE dead, and you revive ALL cows and non-panters.
Quote from: PX_Timefordeath
> BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! Drop the moon.
Your roll : 6
You drop the moon, but also the fucking UNIVERSE with it! (Will do damage at the end of each turn until stopped)
EVERYONE MUST ROLL TO DODGE THE UNIVERSE *Kokojo's roll : 4
You phase out and evade all this shit... for this turn.
Eternal248's roll : 4
You copycat Kokojo.
VampdragonLord 's roll : 1
You get crushed by the edge of the universe and die.
Vamdragonlord is dead!RavenofRagriz's roll : 2
You get hurt by a random comet while everything is falling. (Wounded)
Dome's roll : 6
You evade the universe, and you destroy it! There is no more reality, nor falling universe, but whatever.
Joseph Strife's roll : 1
You're not that good at evading jupiter, and you die.
Kalas's roll : 4(+1)
You develop magic so strong that your eyes glow. You stop the meteors and get away. (+1 to next roll)
Quote from: Dome
> keeps on casting Zodiac while moving farther to avoid damage from others
"LOOK AT MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS!"
Your roll : 2
You fail. You stop casting Zodiac
Quote from: Joseph Strife
> Drains all of Dome's MP
Your roll : 4(+1)
You do it from the deadworld! And you get a boost from casting so well. (+1 to next roll)
DOME MUST ROLL TO DODGE!Your roll : 2
Dome gets hurt by the super drain! (wounded)
Quote from: Kaijyuu
>Kick dome from the game and never let him return
Your roll : 2
You fail at that.
Quote from: VampragonLord
>Attempt to merge this realm with the twilight realm.
Your roll : 2
You fail too!
Quote from: RavenOfRazgriz
>Right, Down, Left, Triangle, harness the remnants of my singularity into a Tenkyoken and fire it at Dome to take out him and hopefully the planet behind him too so that everyone else dies in the fallout.
Your roll : 2
You fail three! Mwahahaaha!
> Give the game back to PX.
Your roll : 6
You give it back to PX so much that it falls back in your hands, knocking you backwards into a hard thing! (-1 to next roll)
Players TableKokojo - Has wings, and a Women bomb that can -1 roll a target. -1 to next roll.
Eternal248- Immune to magic. Skips next turn.
VampdragonLord - Dead.
RavenofRagriz - Has a Force-a-player-to-do-a-suicidal-action hat. Wounded
Dome - Has a power ring. Gets +1ed by anyone that attacks him.-1 to non-agressive roll. Wounded
St4rwalk3r - Dead. Has a -1 to roll curse box.
PX-
Joseph Strife - Dead, +1 to next roll.
Kalas - +1 to next roll
Twinees: Dead. -1 to next roll.
> Realize you can not be more dead because I was already dead. The 2 negatives cancel each other out Resurrecting me with more anger.
> I fall on the ground, saying "Rosebud"
> Realize that Dome has been possessed by an Arch-demon that caused him to delete all of his work, and the work of others. Try to restore the work.
Kokojo I think you missed one.
Dome, your use of rosebud is not correct.
edit: Kokojo you forgot LIJJ for the last turn.
> So, now i'm dead... i'm in the dead world so i decide to become it's lord, i attemp to defeat the dead lord and become the now one!
Pausing till tomorow : 4 players actions only is not sway. Sorry Lijj, btw.
Quote from: Lijj on September 23, 2011, 02:54:33 pm
>Accepts the lack of glory and decides to turn into something like a life-size Pez dispenser. But it's called called a Lijj dispenser that dispenses brick sized candies among other strange surprises instead.
Your roll : 5
You do it! You gain strange powers and you're proud of yourself! (+1 to next roll)
-> Eat a fairy to restore health
> Looks at aforementioned glowing eyes in the mirror.
>conquer the realm of the dead
>Continue casting magic.
> Dispenses many wonderful candies and gifts to all players, even boxes of 24 Pez Dispenser sized versions of himself (souvenirs). Lijj also dispenses one small crate containing four X-Potions, one pack containing two grenades and a final small crate containing mysterious vials.
Star rolls a 6!
Star resurrects with so much anger that he has a minor stroke! (-1 to next roll)
Dome rolls a 4!
Dome falls on the ground, yelling "Rosebud!"
Tigerspike rolls a 2!
Tigerspike fails to restore all the lost data.
Joseph Strife rolls a 6!
Joseph Strife becomes lord of the Dead Realm, but gets overthrown! The demons declare revolution and oust him from power!
Raven of Razgriz rolls a 4!
Raven of Razgriz eats a faerie and gains 5 hearts back. (+1 to next roll)
Kalas rolls a 6!
Kalas looks at the glowing eyes in the mirror, and scares the mirror monster away. Unfortunately, this angers the other mirror
monsters who are now invading the world!
Vampragonlord rolls a 5!
Vampragonlord takes advantage of the weakened military might from Strife's usurping and takes over the Dead Realm with ease!
(+1 to next roll)
Eternal rolls a 5!
Eternal continues casting spells, and has bolstered his concentration! (+1 to next roll)
Lijj rolls a 3!
Lijj dispenses many Pez Dispensers, but the factory used toxic paint and Lijj gets poisoned! (-1 to next roll)
ROLL TO DODGE!
Star- 2 (-1) Final Roll: 1
Star is terribly gashed by the demon's horn and bleeds out, dying (again) a painful death.
STAR HAS LOST THE GAME (AGAIN)!
Dome- 4
A demon slices Dome with its sword, but only cuts his pants! Dome easily flees.
Tigerspike- 4
A demon lunges his spear at Tigerspike, but jumps just in the knick of time! Unfortunately, his boxers now have a hole.
Joseph Strife- 3
A demon falls from the sky with its blade out, but Strife rolls away just in time, suffering only a ripped shirt sleeve!
Raven of Razgriz- 2 (+1) Final Roll: 3
A demon charges at Raven, and manages to land a blow! (Wounded)
Kalas- 5
A demon attempts to ram Kalas from behind, but Kalas is able to leap over the demon and ram it back! (+1 to next roll)
Vampragonlord- 4 (+1) Final Roll: 5
An unfriendly female demon begins insulting Vamp's clothing style, but Vamp is able to use Finger Guard to flip the demon off!
(+1 to next roll)
Eternal- 5 (+1) Final Roll: 6
The demon swings at Eternal, who parries it with a stick on the ground! Eternal swings the stick at the demon and defeats it!
Lijj- 4
A demon releases an arrow at Lijj, who manages to duck just in time, as his shirt gets ripped by the arrow!
> Savagely rip off and eat Eternal's ear Mike Tyson-style to restore health yet again as revenge for his shitty dice-rolling.
> Calmly explain to this demon that I would much prefer he do the ramming as I'm sturdier than the great wall of China!
> Will take the game back as well as attack Kalas with a bumblebee.
> Realize Demons are asses! Screw demons, screw pants! and screw cows! Also take note that Anger is bad, I must not become angry! Insert 4 quarters for a credit, and get a new life. (Raise)
> I start to fertilize the ground with my undead flesh, in order to get an undead-man eating plant ASAP
> Give the demons paper cuts, and pour lemon juice in their wounds.
> Take out my guns Ebony and Ivory and start shooting the demons off.
>As things clearly werent working out with that unfriendly female demon, begin seeking a friendlier female demon. Hell is lesbians as they say. or something like that. either way i need a bride to help me rule.
I will make it today <¸< forgot yesterdya
> All of the mini Lijj dispensers come to life and start chewing the demons up like ants on a desert carcass. The grenades blow up and break the vials which releases a noxious gas confusing and or zombifying all.
Quote from: RavenOfRazgriz
> Savagely rip off and eat Eternal's ear Mike Tyson-style to restore health yet again as revenge for his shitty dice-rolling.
Your roll : 2
You fail at this. So much. Quit.
Quote from: Kalas
> Calmly explain to this demon that I would much prefer he do the ramming as I'm sturdier than the great wall of China!
Your roll : 1
You instead hint that you would like the demon to bow down and get it from behind. He cries and goes home.
Quote from: Kokojo
> Will take the game back as well as attack Kalas with a bumblebee.
Your roll : 2 (-1)
You take the game back now and you HEAL kalas with a squaretoad.(+1 to next Kalas roll)
Quote from: st4rw4k3r
> Realize Demons are asses! Screw demons, screw pants! and screw cows! Also take note that Anger is bad, I must not become angry! Insert 4 quarters for a credit, and get a new life. (Raise)
Your roll : 5
You get a new life! You get wings, a helmet, a sword, and a kick-ass voice as well. (+1 to next roll)
Quote from: Dome
> I start to fertilize the ground with my undead flesh, in order to get an undead-man eating plant ASAP
Your roll : 6
You : You get a man-eating plant FLESH. Hell yeah! (+1 to cannibalistic actions)
Quote from: Tigerspike
> Give the demons paper cuts, and pour lemon juice in their wounds.
Your roll : 2
You don't do it, bro.
Quote from: Joseph Strife
> Take out my guns Ebony and Ivory and start shooting the demons off.
Your roll : 6 (+1)
You shoot the demons! You shoot them so much, they burn, and as they die, they twirl, so it creates a tornado of fire! Oh noes! BUT THEN IT TRANSFORM IN A LION AND TELLS YOU YOUR COURAGE IS NEEDED! Will you travel to narnia, or will you refuse. The last choice will destroy everything since time travel is pretty much impossible.
JOSEPH STRIFE MUST CHOOSE!Quote from: VampragonLord
>As things clearly werent working out with that unfriendly female demon, begin seeking a friendlier female demon. Hell is lesbians as they say. or something like that. either way i need a bride to help me rule.
Your roll : 2
You stay with that demon, noob.
[/quote]
Quote from: Lijj
> All of the mini Lijj dispensers come to life and start chewing the demons up like ants on a desert carcass. The grenades blow up and break the vials which releases a noxious gas confusing and or zombifying all.
Your roll : 2
Your mini Lijj are too busy doing pixel work.
Players TableKokojo - Has wings, and a Women bomb that can -1 roll a target. -1 to next roll.
Eternal248- Immune to magic.
VampdragonLord - Dead,
RavenofRagriz - Has a Force-a-player-to-do-a-suicidal-action hat.
Dome - Has a power ring. Gets +1ed by anyone that attacks him.-1 to non-agressive roll. +1 to cannibalistic actions.
St4rwalk3r - +1 to next roll. Has a -1 to roll curse box.
PX-
Lijj - -1 to next roll
Joseph Strife - Dead,
Kalas -
Twinees: Dead. -1 to next roll.
Tigerspike -
If I get confused with the player tables, tell me.
> Wax philosophy with Koko.
> Realize, that you have no clue where you are. Look around.
> Eats Twinees corpse
> Onward to Narnia! ( answering the Lion )
> The big LIJJ dispenser barfs up a big black cloud that when passes over Joseph Strife pixelates him which gives the mini LIJJ dispensers the ability to work with his entire form. They decide to make him into a weak little octogenarian with no more guns.
>interfere with Lijj's spell, using her powers of undeath to instead turn him into a cthulhu octopus
> Try to find an item of power!
>Summon a time machine.
Good thing I have the gaggle of gobbling turkeys mounted with laser cannons lead by the fierce mammoth turkey renowned far and wide called Turcules on my side. They are coming our way off in the distance.
I wanted to ally with you Vampy but now when the time comes the horde of turkeys will come for you. ;0
> Pull a "not quite dead" ploy and come back as a villain after a long absence. Preferably with an awesome mask.
>My corpse has rotted, is full of maggots and is plagued by the flu
Going away till the 2nd.
:3
Someone take over if you will.
Some please take it roll it now, maybe Et... you already didi it one time.
Damn it! That's turkeydick Kokojo!
ST4R, please follow the rules for this RP.
Quote
1 - Epic Fail: The exact opposite happens
2 - Fail: You fail to complete the action
3 - Troubling Success: You complete the action, however not without trouble or damage.
4 - Success: You complete the action. That's it.
5 - Perfect Success: You complete the action well enough that you receive a boost from the outcome
6 - Overshoot: You complete the action so utterly thoroughly that something unintended happens.
Of course, the other part of the reason why this game is called "Roll to Dodge!" is because you also have to dodge things. Players may attack one another, and the Environment (as well as any denizens of which) may attack players of their own free will as well. If you are attacked, I will automatically roll for your character. Here is a breakdown of how the roll affects you:
1 - Fatal Wound: You die
2 - Serious Wound: If attacked again within the next two turns, if you roll a 3 or lower, you will die.
3 - Grazed Wound: Your next roll will suffer a -1 penelty
4 - Graze Clothing: You take no damage, Nothing happens
5 - Graze Score: Your next roll will gain a +1 boon
6 - Counter: The attack will - If a player - be forced to roll to dodge, or if part of the environment, be destroied/defeated.
Also, certain effects only last for one turn. They are not permanent. This means the turn should look something like:
Quote from: Kalas
> Wax philosophy with Koko.
Roll = 1
You fail. Just lay on the ground.
Quote from: ST4R
> Realize, that you have no clue where you are. Look around.
Roll = 3+(+1-1)=3
You are standing in a village, one problem though, everyone is wearing pants. (Cannot target any player next turn)
Quote from: Dome
> Eats Twinees corpse
Roll = 4+(1)=5
You eat Twinees...and chew through the maggots and phlegm. YOU DEMAND MOAR!!! (+1 to any taboo action until the end of the next turn)
Quote from: Twin
>My corpse has rotted, is full of maggots and is plagued by the flu
Roll = 6+(-1)=5
You're a disease carrying, festering, lump of maggot infested waste of a corpse. And yet, a spark of life seems to emerge from your chest as Dome's plant starts to devour your arms. (+1 roll)
DOME must ROLL TO DODGE
Roll = 4(+1)(-1) = 4
Dome's immune system is already used to cannibalism, so he suffers no ill effects from eating infected meat.
Quote from: Joseph Strife
> Onward to Narnia! ( answering the Lion )
Roll = 4
The tornado sucks you up and drops you of in a cold room. You notice that there are rock statues everywhere. The statues look abnormally realistic. You hear a voice of a lady calling your name....and you answer her call, not noticing that your weapons are now missing.
Quote from: ||||
> The big LIJJ dispenser barfs up a big black cloud that when passes over Joseph Strife pixelates him which gives the mini LIJJ dispensers the ability to work with his entire form. They decide to make him into a weak little octogenarian with no more guns.
Roll = 6+(-1)=5
The black swarm enshrouds Joseph Strife as a LIJJ dice pops out of the dispenser into your hands. (Extra dice roll on any given turn with a roll < 4, only the maximum result is taken)
Joesph Strife must ROLL TO DODGE!
Roll = 6
The swirling whirlwind acts like a massive fan and Lijj's black cloud is blown right back to the source.
LIJJ must ROLL TO DODGE!
Roll = 5
The black cloud returns to its source, but the dispenser now begins to glow. (+1 to any effect next turn by the LIJJ dispenser)
Quote from: CC
>interfere with Lijj's spell, using her powers of undeath to instead turn him into a cthulhu octopus
Roll = 1
You fail and become the Cthulu Octopus instead.
Quote from: Tigerspike
> Try to find an item of power!
Roll = 2
You follow the instructions that an oracle gave you. After hours of traveling through a forest, you find that you are lost, hungry, and penniless (-1 to next roll)
Quote from: ET
>Summon a time machine.
Roll = 6
A closed time curve collapses upon Eternal as he vanishes into a point of light. ETernal can now modify all of time and space! Unfortunately, a growing black hole has taken his place, drawing everything around it inwards.
The world will be destroyed for all except ETernal in 3 TURNS! PREPARE YOURSELVES!
Quote from: Kaijyuu
> Pull a "not quite dead" ploy and come back as a villain after a long absence. Preferably with an awesome mask.
Roll = 6
You come back as a villain. You find a freaking awesome mask! You put it on right away. All reality seems to become a cartoon, that or you're just insane, or both. Your maniacal laughter sends shockwaves of craziness everywhere.
All living units in play (except Kaijyuu) must ROLL TO DODGE!
ETernal
Roll = 3
The spreading shockwave reaches even the alternate realm Eternal is in, shattering his magic immunity, but not his will.
Dome
Roll = 3(+1)(-1) = 3
Dome is the spam mod and ignores Kaijyuu's trolling attempt. However, double activation of his power ring causes it to overheat and shatter.
ST4R
Roll = 5
ST4R is well-versed in insanity theory. Kaijyuu's mediocre attempt only bolsters his knowledge of the subject. (+1 to the next 2 irrational actions)
||||
Roll = 5
Lijj has seen crazier stuff in his dreams. He yawns and dreams something awesome. (Cannot be killed next turn)
Joseph Strife
Roll = 5
Aslan's roar overpowers the noise of Kaijyuu. It also shatters one of the statues, revealing his two guns. (Re-equipped)
Tigerspike
Roll = 5(-1) = 4
You delve deeper into the woods to escape the noise, but you still are hungry and broke. You wash your face besides a cold brook.
ACTIVE EFFECTS: Black Hole (3 turns)
PLAYERS:
Eternal248 - Can modify time (force re-roll 1 other player's action once, where the minimum of both is the accepted value), not affected by Black Hole
Dome - -1 to non-aggressive roll. +1 to cannibalistic actions. +1 next Taboo Action (1 turn)
St4rwalk3r - Cannot target players (1 turn), +1 to the next 2 irrational actions, Has a -1 to roll curse box.
Lijj - Cannot be killed (1 turn), Extra Dice, +1 to LIJJ Dispenser action (1 turn)
Joseph Strife - None
Tigerspike - None
VampdragonLord (dead) - is a Cthulu Octopus.
Kalas (dead) -
Twinees (dead) - +1 Roll (lasts until not dead)
Kokojo (inactive)- Has wings, and a Women bomb that can -1 roll a target. -1 to next roll.
RavenofRagriz (inactive)- Has a Force-a-player-to-do-a-suicidal-action hat.
PX (inactive)-
EDIT: I know...technically, what I did isn't following the rules either, but I'd like to propose two more rules
A) +/-1 to next roll if condition A is true applies to any subsequent roll where the condition is satisfied, even if it's on a counterattack (rather than on a player's turn). This means Dome's -1 to non-aggressive also means -1 to any defensive technique < 5 (where Dome wouldn't counterattack).
B) For flavor reasons, I can definitely think of more fun mechanics than just granting +1/-1 on rolls of 3/5.
EDIT2: Since Joseph posted after ST4R, I suggest he remake his post after my post.
>Goes to Soviet Russia
That's better now fdc. I am in Narnia, does this Black Role affects me as well!? =/
> Ask the lady why my courage is needed here and what needs to be done ( I hope it takes long so i can avoid the black role being in Narnia )
>Now that I am the long lost daughter of Davy Jones, I attempt to flee from the locker and return to the realm of the living, riding the Flying Dutchman.
> Realize there is nothing I can do to save this town. Run away.
> Will the self to live! LIVE!
>Whilst Dome's potent saliva seeps through my mutilated corpse, the combination of the maggots cleaning my wounds and the saliva revives my corpse.
> Look for something to eat, while continuing to search for the item of power.
>Appear from nowhere when the world is beginning to look its bleakest and use my Force-a-Player-to-Perform-a-Suicidal-Action Hat! Force Eternal to collapse his own Black Hole in such a way that it vanishes into a point-of-light and appears directly on top of him, devouring and destroying him while he's trapped in some alternate time-space dimension where no one can save him.
>Take the hat off before its effect kicks in.
(Update tomorrow, sorry, still tired)
(I like how tired = Unmotivated asshole)
OK! Hope fully I can squeeze in a move then.
> The now lambent LIJJ Dispenser bulges like a serpent devouring an egg. Another life-size LIJJ dispenser emerges! Both begin jumping away from one another in order to separate, the second one opens its jowls and sounds an ululating alarm; this triggers the hoard of laser mounted turkeys to charge the crowd blasting. The first LIJJ dispenser tilts its shiney head back and announces via throat speaker, "I need not any alliance with you, for I can create my own in time! Turkules, charge!"
> Throws an Ultra Ball at Raven in an attempt to catch 'em all.
Il do this tonight, I promise.
Updates :
1 - Epic Fail: The exact opposite happens
2 - Fail: You fail to complete the action
3 - Troubling Success: You complete the action, however not without trouble or damage.
4 - Success: You complete the action. That's it.
5 - Perfect Success: You complete the action well enough that you receive a boost from the outcome
6 - Overshoot: You complete the action so utterly thoroughly that something unintended happens.
7 - Hyper-overshoot : You make the action but something awesome and good for you happens. It can potentially kill the whole field but you, but it's freaking awesome.
8 - Over-existance of action : You make the action and everyone in the multiverses do it too. Consequences are random, and often really bad for everyone.
9 - Thought over matter : Before the action, you gain ultimate mastery of every mastery related to your action, and you make it so perfectly and utterly well that you gain a massive advantage.
10 - Too much perfection - You destroy the game, srsly.
Rolls :
Quote from: Dome
>Goes to Soviet Russia
Your roll : 4
You do so. Welcome to Russia! You're not safe anyway.
Quote from: Joseph Strife
I am in Narnia, does this Black Role affects me as well!? (Nope, but you'll never go back if it eats the entrance!)
> Ask the lady why my courage is needed here and what needs to be done.
Your roll : 3
You ask her, and she says that you need to die in order to save narnia from a double evil rainbow, has she swings a staff to your head.
JOSEPH MUST ROLL TO DODGE!Your roll : 4
You swifly evade the attack and get to safety.
Quote from: VampragonLord
>Now that I am the long lost daughter of Davy Jones, I attempt to flee from the locker and return to the realm of the living, riding the Flying Dutchman.
Your roll : 5
You return to the world of the living! However, it's in another universe where other actions other than trying to revive in the original world have no effect. However, when trying to revive, you enslave the entire other universe to help you revive. (A 4,5 or 6 will revive you, next turn)
Quote from: st4rw4k3r
> Realize there is nothing I can do to save this town. Run away.
Your roll : 5
You run away, and you also steal a magic sammich while running. (Magic sammich. Does ??? positive action to you)
Quote from: Kalas
> Will the self to live! LIVE!
Your roll : 4
You will it! You will it so hard that it.....does nothing, since you have no conscience.
Quote from: Twinees
>Whilst Dome's potent saliva seeps through my mutilated corpse, the combination of the maggots cleaning my wounds and the saliva revives my corpse.
Your roll : 1 (+1)
Nah. It does not. Grr.
Quote from: Tigerspike
> Look for something to eat, while continuing to search for the item of power.
Your roll : 6
You find an item of SUPERpower, and it's an apple-on-a-cob-of-doom! You're now very disturbed between the chance to eat it or to use it as a weapon.
Quote from: RavenOfRazgriz
>Appear from nowhere when the world is beginning to look its bleakest and use my Force-a-Player-to-Perform-a-Suicidal-Action Hat! Force Eternal to collapse his own Black Hole in such a way that it vanishes into a point-of-light and appears directly on top of him, devouring and destroying him while he's trapped in some alternate time-space dimension where no one can save him.
Your roll : 2
You fail to do that. You're bland, boring, and stupid, and you FAIL. You still have the hat, thought.
Quote from: Eternal248 on October 03, 2011, 08:01:39 pm
>Take the hat off before its effect kicks in.
Your roll : 6
What hat? YOUR HAIR? You try to pick up your own hair!
ETERNAL MUST ROLL TO DODGE!Your roll : 5
You pick up your hair and rip it from your head! But new hair grows, and that hair is super strong, you gain powers from it. (+1 to offenses until hair is shaved/removed)
Quote from: Lijj
> The now lambent LIJJ Dispenser bulges like a serpent devouring an egg. Another life-size LIJJ dispenser emerges! Both begin jumping away from one another in order to separate, the second one opens its jowls and sounds an ululating alarm; this triggers the hoard of laser mounted turkeys to charge the crowd blasting. The first LIJJ dispenser tilts its shiney head back and announces via throat speaker, "I need not any alliance with you, for I can create my own in time! Turkules, charge!"
Your roll : 6 (+1), 3 (+1)
The Lijj dispenser effet, has it is, has the original Lijj dispenser create other Lijj dispensers! They multiply and multiply and multiply, and each time become 1/2 in size. Soon, a goey grey mass is the Lijjs dispensers army. They roll over the world, consuming it. (Cannot be targeted by players. Only events such as Black holes can hurt the Lijj)
Quote from: Durbs
> Throws an Ultra Ball at Raven in an attempt to catch 'em all.
Your roll : 3
You throw the pokeball, but you forgot to activate it. Raven laughs at you and your ego suicides. (-1 to next roll)
ACTIVE EFFECTS: Black Hole (2 turns)
PLAYERS:Eternal248 - Can modify time (force re-roll 1 other player's action once, where the minimum of both is the accepted value), not affected by Black Hole. Super hair (+1 to offenses until hair is shaved/removed).
Dome - +1 to cannibalistic actions.
St4rwalk3r - +1 to the next 2 irrational actions, Has a -1 to roll curse box. Magic sammich. (Does ??? positive action to you)
Lijj - Cannot be targeted by players. Only events such as Black holes can hurt the Lijjs.
Joseph Strife - None
Tigerspike - Has apple-on-a-cob-of-doom.
VampdragonLord (dead) - is a Cthulu Octopus. In a alternate universe. (+1 to next roll) (4,5 or 6 will revive you, next turn)
Kalas (dead) -
Twinees (dead) - +1 Roll (lasts until not dead)
Kokojo (inactive)- Has wings, and a Women bomb that can -1 roll a target. -1 to next roll.
RavenofRagriz - Has a Force-a-player-to-do-a-suicidal-action hat. (-1 to next roll)
PX (inactive)-
EDIT:
> Shoot a dimensional bullet at that damn Black Hole to send it back to space.
Use >, Joseph
>Cast Haste on the black hole!
> A very sexy angel brings me back to life.
>Return through the black hole, bridging the gaps between the two dimensions.
Sorry koko, edited my post. :mrgreen:
>Looks for a manly men to help him in his quest(?)
Someone...like him (http://fireemblem.wikia.com/wiki/Oliver)
>Cries and consults the pokedex on what went wrong.
> Use apple-on-a-cob of doom as a weapon, fighting to raise money to buy food.
>Attempts to enter this game as a Zombie FFT Monk (dressed like Michael Jackson in Thriller), and armed with "Secret Zombie Fist," turn random people into dancing zombies!
> Kill myself
> realize I have a sandwich. Stop all that I am doing, and partake a chunk of the sandwich.
Yes success!
> The now endless cluster of LIJJ dispensers and laser mounted turkeys overwhelms the entire crowd.
(C'mon 10! If this succeeds your all toast).
No more rolls?
Anyone can take over,.
> Lijj wins!
Quote from: Lijj on October 16, 2011, 02:42:15 pm
> Lijj wins!
You roll OVER 9000!
Too bad you live in a world where over 9000 means MINUS over 9000!
Therefor, you die
Rolling tonight.
Quote from: Joseph Strife
EDIT:
> Shoot a dimensional bullet at that damn Black Hole to send it back to space.
Your roll : 6
You shoot at dimensional bullet, and the black hole closes... unto itself. The result of this incredibly weird physics experiment is a white hole! It basicly replaces the black hole, but shoots random stuff! (In effet next turn, shoots random things to all players. (good or not))
Quote from: Eternal248
>Cast Haste on the black hole!
Your roll : 6
You cast haste, but since it's a white hole, it spews all of it's stuff it has to spit AT THE SAME TIME.
Eternal must Roll to dodge!Your roll : 6
Eternal round-houses kick the stuff (that is planet sized...) and shoots it back into the white hole, colapsing it for eternity! Eternal smiles.
Quote from: Kalas
> A very sexy angel brings me back to life.
Your roll : 6 (What the flux is with those 6???)
Kalas gets brought back to life by a super sexy woman angel... and himself becomes an angel! (wings!)
Quote from: VampragonLord
>Return through the black hole, bridging the gaps between the two dimensions.
Your roll : 5 (+1)
VamdragonLord plunge in the black hole before it's been closed, and closes the gap between dimensions... 2d and 3d!
Everything is in 2d now.Active effects :
Everything is in 2d!
Quote from: Dome
>Looks for a manly men to help him in his quest
Your roll : 5
You get that exact man. He's awesome and gives you a back massage. You feel refreshed... but kind of dirty. (+2 to next manly action)
Quote from: Durbs
>Cries and consults the pokedex on what went wrong.
Your roll : 3 (-1)
You don't HAVE a pokedex. Noob.
Quote from: Tigerspike
> Use apple-on-a-cob of doom as a weapon, fighting to raise money to buy food.
Your roll : 1
Instead, you use the apple-on-a-cob of doom as a lover, making peace to lower your money to buy drinks. You get dehydrated, and lose the apple.
Tigerspike must roll to hydrate!Your roll : 4
Tigerspikes stays alive, even withouth drinking. What a man, what a man...
Quote from: Fanatic
>Attempts to enter this game as a Zombie FFT Monk (dressed like Michael Jackson in Thriller), and armed with "Secret Zombie Fist," turn random people into dancing zombies!
Your roll : 5
You enter the game with that exact ability, dress and monkage! And you'll gain control over those zombies...(for one turn, one person at the time)
Quote from: PX_Timefordeath on October 11, 2011, 03:40:23 am
> Kill myself
Your roll : 2
You are not able to. You suck. Realllly bad.
Quote from: st4rw4k3r
> realize I have a sandwich. Stop all that I am doing, and partake a chunk of the sandwich.
Your roll : 1
You don't realise that, and you don't stop what you were doing!
Quote from: Lijj on October 11, 2011, 04:06:48 pm
Yes success!
> The now endless cluster of LIJJ dispensers and laser mounted turkeys overwhelms the entire crowd.
Your roll : 2
The LIIJ dispensers are too lazy to consume the world, and instead start pixel art at a atomic level.
Events :
Everything is in 2d.
PLAYERS:
Eternal248 - Can modify time (force re-roll 1 other player's action once, where the minimum of both is the accepted value). Super hair (+1 to offenses until hair is shaved/removed).
Dome - +1 to cannibalistic actions. +2 to next manly action
St4rwalk3r - +1 to the next 2 irrational actions, Has a -1 to roll curse box. Magic sammich. (Does ??? positive action to you)
Lijj - Cannot be targeted by players. Only events such as Black holes can hurt the Lijjs.
Joseph Strife - None
Tigerspike -
VampdragonLord (dead) - is a Cthulu Octopus.
Kalas - Wings!
Twinees (dead) - +1 Roll (lasts until not dead)
RavenofRagriz - Has a Force-a-player-to-do-a-suicidal-action hat. (-1 to next roll)
PX (inactive)-
Durbs -
Fanatic - Zombie Monk. Has a make-a-person-a-zombie-dancer-and-gain-control punch, for one turn, one person at the time)
> Use my angelic powers to turn the super sexy angel to male.
> It is time to hunt some treasure down, go on a quest to find a magic sword.
> Lijj coughs up a strange cellophane based substance which acts like the strongest spider web. It's purpose is to cocoon Joseph Strife and put him out of commission completely. "I've had enough of you and you antics little boy!" Announces the speakerphone from the dispenser's throat.
> I look for a manly weapon
OOC: Lijj, I demand to see that in artwork form!
>Angered at discovering his disposession of a pokedex, decides to summon an army of the undead to defeat everyone within a fifteen-mile radius.
> Wanders into this mess.
>Teleports into where-the-fuck-this-is-ia and immediately decides to conquer this new species.
>realize this hasn't been updated in a long while. realize now that there is a sandwich, eat the freaking sandwich.
Why I still don't have my manly weapon?
Quote from: Kalas on October 17, 2011, 02:24:44 pm
> Use my angelic powers to turn the super sexy angel to male.
Your roll: 4
You successfully turn her to a male.
Quote from: Joseph Strife on October 17, 2011, 04:48:19 pm
> It is time to hunt some treasure down, go on a quest to find a magic sword.
Your roll: 4
You have found a magic sword in a chest!
Quote from: Lijj on October 18, 2011, 04:22:35 pm
> Lijj coughs up a strange cellophane based substance which acts like the strongest spider web. It's purpose is to cocoon Joseph Strife and put him out of commission completely. "I've had enough of you and you antics little boy!" Announces the speakerphone from the dispenser's throat.
Your roll: 6
You successfully trap Joseph too perfectly, you caught yourself in the spider web like substance at the same time.
Quote from: Dome on October 18, 2011, 04:25:19 pm
> I look for a manly weapon
Your roll: 2 + 2 (for manly action)
You have found your Manly weapon!
Quote from: Durbs on October 18, 2011, 05:49:37 pm
>Angered at discovering his disposession of a pokedex, decides to summon an army of the undead to defeat everyone within a fifteen-mile radius.
Your roll: 1
You failed so much you summoned an army of the undead that decides to go after you.
Quote from: Dunkelritter Luna on November 07, 2011, 08:51:28 pm
>Teleports into where-the-fuck-this-is-ia and immediately decides to conquer this new species.
You roll: 5
You perform the teleportation perfectly you gain a +1 to your next roll.
Quote from: st4rw4k3r on December 13, 2011, 09:48:35 pm
>realize this hasn't been updated in a long while. realize now that there is a sandwich, eat the freaking sandwich.
You roll: 3
You ate the sandwich however, you had to much trouble eating it, you bit you finger and it bleeds.
so far
Everything is in 2d.
PLAYERS:
Eternal248 - Can modify time (force re-roll 1 other player's action once, where the minimum of both is the accepted value). Super hair (+1 to offenses until hair is shaved/removed).
Dome - +1 to cannibalistic actions. Has a Manly Weapon (effect +1 to manly actions)
St4rwalk3r - +1 to the next 2 irrational actions, Has a -1 to roll curse box. Magic sammich. (Does ??? positive action to you, Has a -1 next roll)
Lijj - Cannot be targeted by players. Only events such as Black holes can hurt the Lijjs. Is trapped in a spider web substance with Joseph
Joseph Strife - Has a magic sword. Is trapped in a spider web substance with Lijj
Tigerspike -
VampdragonLord (dead) - is a Cthulu Octopus.
Kalas - Wings!
Twinees (dead) - +1 Roll (lasts until not dead)
RavenofRagriz - Has a Force-a-player-to-do-a-suicidal-action hat. (-1 to next roll)
PX (inactive)-
Durbs - being chased by his own army of the undead
Fanatic - Zombie Monk. Has a make-a-person-a-zombie-dancer-and-gain-control punch, for one turn, one person at the time)
Great, the game is back!
>I save Durbs from the zombies using my manly weapon
>Realize the Game is back. Realize my finger is bleeding, screw my finger. Realize that the "Eating the Freaking Sandwich Better Plan" is to commence now!
spread the word guys dodge to roll is back
>Go back in time and inspire Kokojo to make CoP.
> Break out the spider web and leave LIjj alone in there.
> Destroy ALL THE PANTS!
Rolling Tonight, I been a little bit busy today so im rolling later than i should
Quote from: Dome on February 12, 2012, 03:30:54 pm
Great, the game is back!
>I save Durbs from the zombies using my manly weapon
You Roll: 4 +1(manly action)
You perfected the task at hand you are able to do good on your next time. +1 to next roll
Quote from: st4rw4k3r on February 12, 2012, 03:35:14 pm
>Realize the Game is back. Realize my finger is bleeding, screw my finger. Realize that the "Eating the Freaking Sandwich Better Plan" is to commence now!
You Roll: 3-1
You failed to eat the sandwich that fell out of you hand. You only ate the air.
Quote from: Eternal248 on February 12, 2012, 05:01:43 pm
>Go back in time and inspire Kokojo to make CoP.
You Roll: 4
You went back in time to inspire Kokojo to make CoP.
Quote from: Joseph Strife on February 13, 2012, 07:34:40 pm
> Break out the spider web and leave LIjj alone in there.
You Roll: 5
You perfectly freed yourself that you can complete the task again. +1 on next roll.
Quote from: Ryqoshay on February 13, 2012, 08:08:27 pm
> Destroy ALL THE PANTS!
You Roll: 6 You have destroyed everyone's pants you also destroyed there shirts as well.
The Outcome
Everything is in 2d.
Everyone has no shirt and pants.
PLAYERS:
Eternal248 - Can modify time (force re-roll 1 other player's action once, where the minimum of both is the accepted value). Super hair (+1 to offenses until hair is shaved/removed).
Dome - +1 to cannibalistic actions. Has a Manly Weapon (effect +1 to manly actions) +1 to next roll
St4rwalk3r - +1 to the next 2 irrational actions, Has a -1 to roll curse box. Magic sammich. (Does ??? positive action to you)
Lijj - Cannot be targeted by players. Only events such as Black holes can hurt the Lijjs. Is trapped in a spider web substance
Joseph Strife - Has a magic sword. +1 to next roll.
Tigerspike -
VampdragonLord (dead) - is a Cthulu Octopus.
Kalas - Wings!
Twinees (dead) - +1 Roll (lasts until not dead)
RavenofRagriz - Has a Force-a-player-to-do-a-suicidal-action hat. (-1 to next roll)
PX (inactive)-
Durbs -
Fanatic - Zombie Monk. Has a make-a-person-a-zombie-dancer-and-gain-control punch, for one turn, one person at the time)
Ryqoshay -
> Distribute kilts and skirts to everyone whose pants were destroyed. They can fend for themselves with their shirts.
>I eat the zombies in order to gain their powers
> Use my Magic sword to send everybody to another World, in another Dimension, even me, i'm tired of this 2D world.
P.s.: Don't forget that i still have my twin Pistols, Ebony and Ivory. :)
I shall be rolling tonight soon.
Quote from: Ryqoshay on February 14, 2012, 01:29:40 am
> Distribute kilts and skirts to everyone whose pants were destroyed. They can fend for themselves with their shirts.
You Roll: 5
You hand out everyone a kilt perfectly you will gain +1 on your next roll.
Quote from: Dome on February 14, 2012, 03:06:29 am
>I eat the zombies in order to gain their powers
You Roll: 4+1+1(cannibalistic action)
You ate the zombies and gain there power, your might also be stuffed too. during your feast you gain the power to turn one target into a chicken per turn which last a turn.
Quote from: Joseph Strife on February 14, 2012, 07:02:05 am
> Use my Magic sword to send everybody to another World, in another Dimension, even me, i'm tired of this 2D world.
You Roll:5+1
You use you magic sword and everyone is in a different dimension. Its 3D now. You also have receive a box containing the last dimension you all where in.
So Far
Everything is in 3d.
Everyone has no shirt.
PLAYERS:
Eternal248 - Can modify time (force re-roll 1 other player's action once, where the minimum of both is the accepted value). Super hair (+1 to offenses until hair is shaved/removed).
Dome - +1 to cannibalistic actions. Has a Manly Weapon (effect +1 to manly actions). Has the power to turn one target into a chicken per turn lasting a turn
St4rwalk3r - +1 to the next 2 irrational actions, Has a -1 to roll curse box. Magic sammich. (Does ??? positive action to you)
Lijj - Cannot be targeted by players. Only events such as Black holes can hurt the Lijjs. Is trapped in a spider web substance
Joseph Strife - Has a magic sword. duel pistols Ebony and Ivory, a Magic Box containing the last dimension in it
Tigerspike -
VampdragonLord (dead) - is a Cthulu Octopus.
Kalas - Wings!
Twinees (dead) - +1 Roll (lasts until not dead)
RavenofRagriz - Has a Force-a-player-to-do-a-suicidal-action hat. (-1 to next roll)
PX (inactive)-
Durbs -
Fanatic - Zombie Monk. Has a make-a-person-a-zombie-dancer-and-gain-control punch, for one turn, one person at the time)
Ryqoshay - +1 to next roll
>I turn Eternal into a chicken and I put him in the kitchen, moving like a manly man
I'll roll when we have more people post.
>Delete Spam
Sorry, I've been busy.
>Transform into a truck an ROLL OUT!
Well I guess I can roll tomorrow.
> Win at irony.
>Realize the sandwich is not in my hand. Pick up said sandwich, and eat the god-damn sandwich.
Wow i been away for quite some time. I am rolling tonight get ready.
>I look around to see if all of my battle gear is intact. My battle gear consists of Slasher - my trusty axe, my Grand Helm, my slightly rusty (yet perfectly serviceable) Reflect Armor, and my feather boots. Also I was holding a sack full of elixirs (which I just stole from an old man) before I was transported to this odd field.<
Quote from: Dome on February 17, 2012, 01:18:08 pm
>I turn Eternal into a chicken and I put him in the kitchen, moving like a manly man
You roll: 2+1(manly action)
You turn Eternal into a chicken! but you failed to put him in the kicthen and escape.
Quote from: Eternal248 on February 19, 2012, 02:26:16 pm
>Delete Spam
You roll: 1
instead of your goal you some how created duplicates of spam.
Quote from: Tigerspike on February 19, 2012, 10:03:26 pm
Sorry, I've been busy.
>Transform into a truck an ROLL OUT!
You roll: 5
You perfected the action you gain access to your turbo booster only in truck mode.
Quote from: Ryqoshay on February 27, 2012, 04:22:45 am
> Win at irony.
You roll: 2
You failed to win, try again later.
Quote from: st4rw4k3r on March 23, 2012, 04:04:30 pm
>Realize the sandwich is not in my hand. Pick up said sandwich, and eat the god-damn sandwich.
You roll: 4-1(cursed box)
you ate the sandwich with a cost, you bit your fingers off at the same time gushing out blood. Also the sandwich granted you healing powers for one moment only. use it well.
Quote from: mucus on April 12, 2012, 03:03:58 am
>I look around to see if all of my battle gear is intact. My battle gear consists of Slasher - my trusty axe, my Grand Helm, my slightly rusty (yet perfectly serviceable) Reflect Armor, and my feather boots. Also I was holding a sack full of elixirs (which I just stole from an old man) before I was transported to this odd field.<
You roll: 3
You tried to look around and see if your gear was initact but some how lost sack of elixirs and your Reflect Armor.
So far:
Everything is in 3d.
Everyone has no shirt.
PLAYERS:
Eternal248 - Can modify time (force re-roll 1 other player's action once, where the minimum of both is the accepted value). Super hair (+1 to offenses until hair is shaved/removed). Is a Chicken for a turn
Dome - +1 to cannibalistic actions. Has a Manly Weapon (effect +1 to manly actions). Has the power to turn one target into a chicken per turn lasting a turn
St4rwalk3r - +1 to the next 2 irrational actions, Has a -1 to roll curse box. Magic sammich. (Does ??? positive action to you, 3 bites leaft) is bleeding, and have power to heal.
Lijj - Cannot be targeted by players. Only events such as Black holes can hurt the Lijjs. Is trapped in a spider web substance
Joseph Strife - Has a magic sword. duel pistols Ebony and Ivory, a Magic Box containing the last dimension in it
Tigerspike - can transform into a truck with boosters
VampdragonLord (dead) - is a Cthulu Octopus.
Kalas - Wings!
Twinees (dead) - +1 Roll (lasts until not dead)
RavenofRagriz - Has a Force-a-player-to-do-a-suicidal-action hat. (-1 to next roll)
PX (inactive)-
Durbs -
Fanatic - Zombie Monk. Has a make-a-person-a-zombie-dancer-and-gain-control punch, for one turn, one person at the time)
Ryqoshay - +1 to next roll
mucus - Has his Slasher, helm and feather boots
Well there you go guys I'm sorry if I haven't posted, I lost my dice a couple of days ago and found them today. Also I'm going to start interfere here and there.
>Blinks so hard the dimensions twist, causing a rip in space/time causality: everything becomes 2d and twice as heavy, but everyone also becomes twice as strong, and I have long silky hair- the kind of hair that only a fair maiden could have (twist is that I am a Manly Man as well). Also everyone has to pay me a dollar.
> Realize that that dang curse box must go! Get rid of it!
> Win at Humpcatting, similar to Bearblasting, a sport invented for those who are too energetic for normal sports.
>Chase Eternal, swinging his manly weapon around LIKE A MANLY BOSS
> Rolls a die to interfere with st4rw4k3r, sending the cursebox to him if it's even. If odd I get it.
>Join game
Rolling tonight guys, get your posts in as fast as you can
> Join game, hoping no one will remember I forgot about it.
Quote from: mucus on April 12, 2012, 11:34:39 pm
>Blinks so hard the dimensions twist, causing a rip in space/time causality: everything becomes 2d and twice as heavy, but everyone also becomes twice as strong, and I have long silky hair- the kind of hair that only a fair maiden could have (twist is that I am a Manly Man as well). Also everyone has to pay me a dollar.
You roll: 6
You somehow twisted the fabric of the universe too much. things are know 2d again and 3 times as heavy with everyone only being 1.5 times as strong as they were and the box holding the 2d switches to be the 3d world they were in. people don't pay you a dollar either.
Quote from: st4rw4k3r on April 13, 2012, 02:13:07 am
> Realize that that dang curse box must go! Get rid of it!
You roll: 5-1
You threw the box away from you.
Quote from: Ryqoshay on April 13, 2012, 07:26:22 am
> Win at Humpcatting, similar to Bearblasting, a sport invented for those who are too energetic for normal sports.
You roll: 5
You Win at Humpcatting so much they gave you a locked box for being the best one.
Quote from: Dome on April 13, 2012, 08:48:04 am
>Chase Eternal, swinging his manly weapon around LIKE A MANLY BOSS
You roll: 4+1
You successfully chased down Eternal and grabbed him. Not only you did it perfectly, but you found Eternal's wallet as well.
Quote from: Qwerinty on April 14, 2012, 10:48:44 pm
>Join game
You roll:6
You join perfectly but hurt yourself in the process though and suffer a -1 on your next roll.
Quote from: Kokojo on April 21, 2012, 07:36:36 pm
> Join game, hoping no one will remember I forgot about it.
You roll:4
You happen to rejoin the game.
So far:
Everything is in 2d.
Almost everyone has no shirt
Gravity is 3 times stronger
Everyone is 1.5 times stronger
PLAYERS:
Eternal248 - Can modify time (force re-roll 1 other player's action once, where the minimum of both is the accepted value). Super hair (+1 to offenses until hair is shaved/removed). Is now return to being normal.
Dome - +1 to cannibalistic actions. Has a Manly Weapon (effect +1 to manly actions). Has the power to turn one target into a chicken per turn lasting a turn
St4rwalk3r - +1 to the next 2 irrational actions. Magic sammich. (Does ??? positive action to you, 3 bites leaft) is bleeding, and have power to heal. -1 for curse box
Lijj - Cannot be targeted by players. Only events such as Black holes can hurt the Lijjs. Is trapped in a spider web substance
Joseph Strife - Has a magic sword. duel pistols Ebony and Ivory, a Magic Box containing the last dimension in it
Tigerspike - can transform into a truck with boosters
VampdragonLord (dead) - is a Cthulu Octopus.
Kalas - Wings!
Twinees (dead) - +1 Roll (lasts until not dead)
RavenofRagriz - Has a Force-a-player-to-do-a-suicidal-action hat. (-1 to next roll)
PX (inactive)-
Durbs -
Fanatic - Zombie Monk. Has a make-a-person-a-zombie-dancer-and-gain-control punch, for one turn, one person at the time)
Ryqoshay - +1 to next roll
mucus - Has his Slasher, helm and feather boots
Kokojo -
next interference will be a prize and everyone must register for a number 1 - 8, and yes I do have a dice like that. also registering for a number won't need an action to do so. one person per number so hurry up and get one before they're out.
> In celebration of winning at Humpcatting, I will drink a whiskey drink, drink a vodka drink, drink a lager drink, drink a cider drink. I'll sing the songs that remind me of the good times. I'll sing the songs that remind me of the better times.
And if I get knocked down, I'll get back up again.
I will take the number 3 and have my action ready tonight
>Walk 20 feet an relieve self into a nearby bush.
Not that I don't like having the curse box, but I don't think rolling a 2 will give you success.
Quote
I roll:2
The roll was successful and the curse box returned to st4rw4k3r.
Quote from: DarkShade on April 14, 2012, 12:11:22 pm
> Rolls a die to interfere with st4rw4k3r, sending the cursebox to him if it's even. If odd I get it.
Well i said even its you odd number its me if you didn't knew that I'll just take it from you then.
>Scalp eternal
Quote from: DarkShade on April 26, 2012, 12:06:37 am
Well i said even its you odd number its me if you didn't knew that I'll just take it from you then.
But regardless won't 2 give you a bad out come?
If it is a normal roll yes, but since i gambled on it, it switch to odd numbers were bad for me and even numbers are good for me. If you think its unfair ill take if from you okay.
i think that it should be used to deteremine whether or not the dice roll went roll.
you rolled in order to roll. and did poorly on the roll FOR the roll....
Mucus's idea is good
but I also think you shouldn't be able to gamble. Then thats a 1/2 chance of winning, instead of having that 3/6 chance with bad things happening on some of those winnings, like the 6 being you did it too well.
Okay then I'll just take it then.
You don't have to take it. But just for future rolls, I don't think gambling should be allowed.
> Realize the box is still with me. Realize boxes are evil evil beings! You hate boxes, and you would rather stick with circles and triangles. Realize your list of things you hate is quickly building up. You hate people, cows, demons, gods, and even more so, pants. Realize you must continue to strive to become a god, a god that will fight to destroy all of these horrid things. You must become a god. Become one now.
Well guys i'm sorry about forgetting but don't worry i'll post tomorrow. I been very busy and haven't got much time to get on here.