1) You leave by thanking the community.
2) DERP is the largest known unit of e-penis.
3) All the trolls are Magitek clones.
4) You can believe in Zodiac, fake difficulty, and St. Ajora, or you can believe in tolerance, having fun, and atheism, but you can't believe in both.
5) Enlightenment is when all your dreams come true. Most people are not enlightened because all their nightmares would also come true.
6) The worst attention whores pretend they are not to feed their ego off the deception. Hence, cheating is a form of narcissism. So too, is bad leadership.
7) IRC is FFH's heart, the Forum is FFH's brain, but Spam is FFH's soul. He who can rule Spam successfully is the true king of FFH.
This could have made sense 1 year ago
But now?
FDC, you're banned
Most of this is cause to be sad.