Hello all

[kinneas123]

Just saying hi.  I've been around, posting here and there, but just wanted to voice my praise for all the great work being done here.  I'm so lucky I even managed to find this site--I was watching some random crap on Youtube and I just happened to stumble on a video of Voldemort testing out new monster abilities for 1.3.  From then on, I was hooked.  So, keep up the good work Voldemort, and everyone else too.

Also, Mercenaries is looking incredible and I can't wait to see how it shapes up.

[Zozma]

welcome to ffh.... mwahahaaaa.... *cough* eherm just welcome

[Archael]

welcome!

will you be checking in your bags sir?

[Zozma]

here at the ffh hotel Voldemort and Darth Paul provide... other.... services... just dial 0 on your phone and we will send them up.

[kinneas123]

I have no bags.  Just a toothbrush, a can opener, and a bunch of concealed weap-...uhh, nothing.

[kinneas123]

I see... well then, in that case, I have several "bags" that need "checking" posthaste.

[DarthPaul]

Um are you aware that there is a dead body in this bag.

[kinneas123]

Really??  Only one?  Where'd the other one go?

[Zozma]

thats allright... each room has one of those large refrigerators in it.

[DarthPaul]

*Burps*I have no idea what you mean we didn't find one dressed in black and red.

[kinneas123]

Ok, be honest... did you eat one of my dead bodies?

[Zozma]

its okay, he can get you another one of equal or greater value...
*nudges DP* *whispers* hey get one of our previous guests out of the basement freezer!

[kinneas123]

How about two children instead?  I'm only in the mood for a light snack right now

[DarthPaul]

Two children coming up (I just hit a key with a broken finger and whited out for a minute) Lets see here ya go just separated from there mothers with candy.....and yes i did but you shouldn't make them look so tasty.

[kinneas123]

Excellent, their fresh tears make a wonderful seasoning.

Also, if I am understanding what happened with your finger correctly, then that totally blows/is hardcore.

[DarthPaul]

Totally blows and let me check yes they still have the capability of crying.  Remember as I always say silence is golden *finishes tying up kids* duct tape is erotic.

[kinneas123]

Yes, don't skimp on the duct tape... I shall await their delivery in my bedchamber.

[Archael]

1.3 update report in forum!

[DarthPaul]

Not only are they in your bedchambers they are also "prepared" bwahahahahahaha enjoy your stoi.

[kinneas123]

Oh I shall... nyk nyuk nyuk.  Thanks for the welcome guys