FFT: Spam edition

[Dome]

EHI AI GAIS, IM WORKING ON A NEW PATCJH AND I NED YOUR HELP!!!

1) Everyone will always have 69 Hp
2) Malak skillset: Bitchslap (Deals 1 damage and charms a female unit) Hint: Incest with his <3 Sis
    Take cover! Sound of a gunshot plays, Adds: Dead on self
3) Deep dungeon renamed DEEPER DUNGEON
4) STORY CHANGE! Mosfungus is replaced by Herpes
5) Queklain's job renamed Vagina dentata, gains a special skill (Blue waffle: Turns all the enemies on the field into smurfs)
6) Mustadio renamed Retardio, gains innate: Confusion
7) Algus job renamed: ANIMALS HAVE NO GOD! Skillset: "PLEASE LET ME HAVE 100 SOLDIERS!" Effect: None
    Story-changing shot: 100% death on commoners, can't be used during fights
8) NEW ASM! Mustadio can now lay eggs if Boco is in the party!
9) Ajora's class is now ''Trollgod''
10) Every major villian's move ability should be OMFG!!! HE TELEPORTED AGAIN!!!!
11) Critical Teleport - When HP is low or gone, teleport thousands of miles away and leave a trollface behind.
12) NEW SCRIPT! "Let's save that young faggot turd whopper dickhead retardio!"
13  NEW SCRIPT2! Delita: they are all swept up in the same flow
     Ramza: I pissed in your 'flow'
14) NEW SPRITES! Vormav, Kletian and Rofel changed into power rangers
15) STORY CHANGE2! Incest with teta or alma (Depending on the player)
16) Job names changes! Celia and Lede changed to bitch A and Bitch B, Elmdors to Pimp
17) All shrine knights are now in night Gowns
18) UBER WEAPONRY!!!!1 Chaos blade changed into spamhammer
19) Thundergod cid gains a new, BALANCED SKILLSET! LOLSWORDSKILL 999 hit everyone 100%
20) SIDE QUESTS CHANGES! Sephiroth takes Aeris place! Selling flowers, being picked on, and in the finale he uncovers his true self       and battle him with Cloud's help. Rawr.
21) Tifa will be implemented instead of Alma for more boobs. (And for a greated wincest with Ramza)
22) Zalbag will be replaced with Beatrix for even more boobs
23) ALTERNATE ENDING|! (SPOILERZ) Vormav kills Funeral, Ramza kills Vormav and collects the stones. Ramza becomes the new High Priest (with Orlandu as cardinal) and excommunicates Delita and Ovelia for being so useless and deceptive. In revenge they create protestantism or the anti-High Priest. Holy Wars begin
24) COMEBACKS OF EPIC CHARACTERS! Algus is secretly ajora.
25) STORY CHANGE3! Gustav comes back in Ch4 leading an army of Zombie death corpse!
26) Ramza can learn shoop da whoop instead of Ultima in Ch4!
27) NEW SKILLS! Mustadio gets a "Clone" skill using Moldball Virus to turn allies into Mustadio.
28) Add Lulu FFX for Valmfra for maximum B00bage!  Special battle with her Job: Gothslut, Skill: M0ar Wh0re. 100% charm all male not mustadio or teh gayz.  Battle at night in graveyard, replaces zalmo at the church.  War trophy hello kitty with skull hair thing bag.  Always : Poison, slow, WP 50.  Immune: charm, sleep, petrify, Equippable by b00bs
29) [PLOTTWIST] Altima is secretly a man with implants.

---------------------------------------REJECTED IDEAS---------------------------------------

1) MARCHE (No FFTA shit in FFT: Spam)
2) Random ppl from teh internet

ANY OTHER IDEA/S?

[Kokojo]

Ajora's class is now ''Trollgod''

[Dome]

AWESOME! ADDED

[Teddirayo]

Reis Learns Beastiality as a dragon

[Durbs]

Every major villian's move ability should be OMFG!!! HE TELEPORTED AGAIN!!!!

[VampragonLord]

Critical Teleport - When HP is low or gone, teleport thousands of miles away and leave a trollface behind.

[GeneralStrife]

profanity ftw.

Let's save that young faggot turd whopper dickhead retardio!

[Dome]

THANKS FOR TE SUGGESTIONS GAIS!
THIS IS HOING TO BE TEH BEAST PATCH EVA!R

[Twinees]

Put Marche in? or is that just too lolpatch?

[Dome]

Put Marche in? or is that just too lolpatch?

Lol

[GeneralStrife]

Put Marche in? or is that just too lolpatch?

That's taking it too far

[RedWorld]

Are you for srs real!? xD

[Kagebunji]

This patch needs more Power Rangers!

[RedWorld]

Oh yes!

[Dome]

Added the power rangers, rejected Marche

[GeneralStrife]

Delita: they are all swept up in the same flow
Ramza: I pissed in your 'flow'

[Pickle Girl Fanboy]

profanity ftw.

Let's save that young faggot turd whopper dickhead retardio!

OMG the picture is hacked!

[Dome]

Added
Ofc is hacked, but who cares? Cid is too awesome

[GeneralStrife]

hint incest with teta or alma lulz

[Dome]

hint incest with teta or alma lulz

NO!
Bitchslap is Malak-only, if he <3 Alma is not WINcest, is normal sex