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[Kokojo]

Pirate pick up lines.
Be original.

- Yarr, my vision ain't blurred, me pretty ! This not a plank i'm watching !

- Yarr, ready to ride the plank ?

- Yarr, this Ivory leg of mine is not the hardest part of me, Milady !

- Yarr, ya heard bout the treasure in the sand pit, under ye two mountains ?

- Yarr, i suddently wish i was a kraken ! *surrounded by womans*

- Yarr, il be sure to plunder wonders tonight !

- Yarr, wet things are not secret fer me m'lady !

- PREEEEPAREEEEEE TO BE BOARRRDEEED !

[Archael]

I'm on a boat bitch

[Ant]

I'm on a boat bitch

Beat me to it.

There is no comparable pickup line.

[SentinalBlade]

Yar, How bout ye' ride me starboard bow

[Xifanie]

Yarr, I are enchantress.

[PX_Timefordeath]

Yarr, want to ride on me dolphin? It's going splashing and will get you wet.

[DarthPaul]

Yarr,I be packin more an a pistol lassy.

[philsov]

Yarr, your parrot be squakin.

[DarthPaul]

Yar, might I sink me boardin ax into your poop deck.

[PX_Timefordeath]

Yarr, I got more guns concealed.

[Kaijyuu]

I'd like to plunder yer booty.*


*will get you shot or arrested in real life

[DarthPaul]

Yarr, might I bury me treasure in your beach.

[PX_Timefordeath]

Yarr, the ship be sinking.
Yarr, let's drink til the seas flood the ship.
Yarr, I ain't the captain for no reason.

Yarr, I'm aiming for the booty within ye chest.

[Kokojo]

Starting the animation

[mav]

Yarr, if you're a fan of seamen, you're gonna love me.
I would like to put my penis inside you.
Yarr, check out my poop deck.
We'll ride the wind, babe.

[woodenbandman]

I'd like ta sink me harpoon deep into your layers of blubber.

[Sephirot24]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/511970

[WinterICE]

Yarr, me one leg, one eye and one hand 'r all compensated for.

[Kokojo]

beep

[Dome]

DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE!