South Korea: God Damn Old People!

[Pickle Girl Fanboy]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death

http://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/um2g5/south_korea_surrenders_to_creationist_demands/

www.nature.com/news/south-korea-surrenders-to-creationist-demands-1.10773

So it looks like South Koreans are some of the most gullible fucks on this planet.  Seriously.  Leaving a fan on overnight, pointed at yourself, will fucking kill you.  And God created the Earth 6000 years ago.

It's almost like they respect the elderly so much that they will believe any crazy shit an old person says, no matter what.

[Kaijyuu]

Wait, you don't seriously believe in evolution do you?

[Pickle Girl Fanboy]

Of course I don't!  That is what half-dead old people believe in South Korea, and - since everyone respects the elderly over there for, well, being old - everyone else just accommodates them, or outright believes what they say.  Just because they're old, and Confucius say, "RESPECT ELDERS!"

Not kidding about the Confucius say part, either.

[Oroborobo]

everyone knows that the earth was seeded with pre-specified rna/dna by stars or extraterrestrials 150 million years after the earth cooled, evolution being a process slowly modified by outside sources

like, jeez

[Kaijyuu]

Seriously.

[Pickle Girl Fanboy]

And they also believe that if you leave a fan on overnight, pointed at yourself, it will kill you.

[EmmaNigma]

*sigh* I am having to post this image more and more lately... you fucker idiots will never understand

[Lijj]

North Korea is the best and only Korea!
and it's the land of the human pixel

[Pickle Girl Fanboy]

*sigh* I am having to post this image more and more lately... you fucker idiots will never understand

I understand, Qwerinty.  I understand.
http://www.reddit.com/r/Pyongyang

[CONMAN]

Creationist are hilarious.  How anyone can doubt the basic tenets of evolution is ridiculous.  The fossil record is fairly substantial and the clues are fairly obvious to anyone logical and willing to look.

[Pickle Girl Fanboy]

Fuck the fossil record; look at your own body.

Brain/spine/nerve-network structure?  Boneless fish.
Teeth?  Fish scales (google fish with teeth for nightmare fuel)
Lungs/Gills?  Skin with greater surface area.

[3lric]

Teeth?  Fish scales (google fish with teeth for nightmare fuel)

MANY types of fish have teeth. This includes both fresh and saltwater fish, not all of them are nightmare fuel since some are as small as a foot long or less.
Trout, bass, pike, muskie, sturgeon.

This isn't even including the obvious Piranha, which is also fresh water, as are Oscar's.

Don't really wanna be part of the discussion, but as a fisherman, just thought I would throw that in there.

[Avalanche]

FUCK YOU MONKEY

[Pickle Girl Fanboy]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6X0pq71c8Ng/Sk3emlDShAI/AAAAAAAAB8o/Wp6-OdvoxBI/s400/human_teeth_01.jpg


http://websha.com/images/30/40/c874417ab5df8a7165f53f15c3b65f6e_lx.jpg

[3lric]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6X0pq71c8Ng/Sk3emlDShAI/AAAAAAAAB8o/Wp6-OdvoxBI/s400/human_teeth_01.jpg


http://websha.com/images/30/40/c874417ab5df8a7165f53f15c3b65f6e_lx.jpg

thanx for proving my point, these arent scary in the slightest, they are actually a bit humorous. You wanna see a funny ass fish, lookup Blobfish

[Pickle Girl Fanboy]

No problem!  The bottom fish is kinda durpy.