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Poll
Question: Dirty twenty-to-one?
Option 1: Verily votes: 12
Option 2: Rather votes: 3
Title: Ultraviolence
Post by: Bastard Poetry on October 12, 2009, 06:49:45 pm
There was me, that is BP, and my three droogs, that is Chaumel, Hussy, and Voldemort, Voldemort being really swell, and we sat in the Goland Milkbar making up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening, a flip dark chill winter bastard though dry. The Goland Milkbar was a milk-plus mesto, and you may, O my brother, have forgotten what these mestos were like things changing so skorry these days and everybody very quick to forget, bar rumours not being heard much neither. Well, what they sold there was milk plus something else. They had no license for selling liquor, but there was no law yet against prodding some of the new veshches which they would put into the old moloko, so you could peet it with vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom or one or two other veshches which would give you a nice quiet horrorshow fifteen minutes admiring Ajora And All His Zodiac Braves in your left shoe with lights bursting all over your mozg. Or you could peet it with knives in it, as we use to say, and this would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of dirty twenty-to-one, and that was what we were peeting this evening I'm starting off the story with.
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Post by: Mental_Gear on October 12, 2009, 06:57:09 pm
Wall-o'-text hits you for 750 damage.
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Post by: DarthPaul on October 12, 2009, 08:13:47 pm
Verily, yonder bastard of the swale.
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Post by: Dormin Jake on October 12, 2009, 09:52:13 pm
Ultracute Droog:

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Post by: LastingDawn on October 12, 2009, 10:06:54 pm
Was this an FFT form of the... (I want to say "Bandersnatch", but I'm pretty sure that's not the name of it.)

That old poen with Vorpal Blades, and Snicker-snacks, that starts with "Beware the ?Bandersnatch? my son..."?
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Post by: RavenOfRazgriz on October 12, 2009, 10:18:55 pm
Quote from: "LastingDawn"Was this an FFT form of the... (I want to say "Bandersnatch", but I'm pretty sure that's not the name of it.)

That old poen with Vorpal Blades, and Snicker-snacks, that starts with "Beware the ?Bandersnatch? my son..."?

Yes, it was Bandersnatch.

You even spelled it correctly, regardless of the lies Firefox wants you to think.
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Post by: DarthPaul on October 12, 2009, 11:03:02 pm
Quote from: "LastingDawn"Was this an FFT form of the... (I want to say "Bandersnatch", but I'm pretty sure that's not the name of it.)

That old poen with Vorpal Blades, and Snicker-snacks, that starts with "Beware the ?Bandersnatch? my son..."?

I had to memorize that poem and recite it once a week (perfectly) for ten weeks.

Never try to major in psychology people.
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Post by: Kokojo on October 12, 2009, 11:36:14 pm
Damnit, dartpaul, thats my goal...
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Post by: DarthPaul on October 12, 2009, 11:48:15 pm
Also it is called Jabberwockey not bandersnatch.
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Post by: LastingDawn on October 13, 2009, 12:06:12 am
Jabberwock! That's it.
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Post by: Asmo X on October 13, 2009, 12:19:52 am
You people are terrible. It's from A Clockwork Orange
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Post by: Archael on October 13, 2009, 12:50:38 am
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Post by: Melancthon on October 13, 2009, 01:41:23 am
What's it going to be then, eh?
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Post by: DarthPaul on October 13, 2009, 01:53:55 pm
Quote from: "Asmo X"You people are terrible. It's from A Clockwork Orange

Egad man, I haven't watched that movie in at least a decade.
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Post by: Samuraiblackbelt on October 13, 2009, 06:34:47 pm
QuoteSome crap of mine

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I wouldn't call this crap
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Post by: Melancthon on October 14, 2009, 01:09:47 am
BP, have you read "The Wanting Seed" by Burgess?  I liked it a lot.  Very different from "A Clockwork Orange," but quite good.  Interesting stuff about cycles of government and history.  And cannibalism.  Lots and lots of cannibalism.
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on October 14, 2009, 05:30:56 pm
I haven't, but now I want to. Thanks!

I'll probably bump it to the top of my to-read pile after I finish with my present addictions to Melville and Yeats.
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Post by: Mental_Gear on October 14, 2009, 05:46:28 pm
Yeats? W.B. Yeats?
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Post by: Bastard Poetry on October 14, 2009, 05:48:58 pm
Yeah.

If I recall correctly, you live in Ireland, right? Whereabouts?

I used to live in Dublin, and it was something of a spiritual experience visiting Yeats' hometown, Sligo.
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Post by: Mental_Gear on October 14, 2009, 06:06:49 pm
South-West. Kerry.

Poetry's not my thing. More of a novel and drama person. Last year we studied The Merchant of Venice, this year it's Hamlet. It's like going from cave paintings to Van Gogh.