FFH helps fight Muscular Dystrophy!

[Archael]

Why would you be afraid to give out your wife's email here?

I don't understand.

lol

anyway BP, I didn't receive your email

or did I delete it by accident?


??? questions for the mind



mailto:Voldemort@ffhacktics.com">Voldemort@ffhacktics.com

[Bastard Poetry]

CidIII, I'm less concerned about what you'd do with her email; more concerned about what she'd do to me.

Voldemort, I re-sent that email.

[Archael]

Voldemort, I re-sent that email.

recieved'ed

[Bastard Poetry]

Update: Found a larger wall to make room for this fast-growing collection of CoK/FFH tributary goodness:

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I added:
Brazen Irish Hussy (gold)

Piercewise added:

Piercewise (gold)
RubeusBeaky (gold)
Phoenix9
Hauntbot
Horsepipe
DakHam
Kajitaini Eizan

My mother-in-law and my uncle-in-law added:

Wynnsy
Richard: Playwrite Extraordinaire!

[Kuraudo Sutoraifu]

Props for spelling my name and Kajitaini Eizan's name correct.

[DarthPaul]

Who could possibly spell your name wrong?





/fanboy

[gojoe]

i wanna fight muscular dystrophy too

[Bastard Poetry]

Fight MD with your HUGE FUCKING LASER!!

Or, if you meant donation, send me a PM.

Update: Shamrock sales have slowed down considerably. We're only at $250 of our $800 goal, and customers are getting bitchier.

Added:

K-Suto's Sister R.I.P. (Gold)
CidIII

[CidIII]

Bah, I wish I wasn't only 16 and had a job I would donate via paypal, unfortunately I cannot

[gojoe]

too broke right now, ill go sell some sperm

[CidIII]

I don't know if they'll accept super strength sperm that has been genetically enhanced by all the white tea you've been drinking, they might drill through the fallopian tubes after mistaking it for an ova.

[Bastard Poetry]

Update: Added gojoe, superjupi, Celdia and DaftOtter.

looolz @ white tea-strengthened fallopian-blasting spermz

My wife absolutely adores Celestial Seasoning's White Tea w/ Peach, but the god damned things were pulled from the shelves of every grocery store around here recently. We can't tell if the company quit making it or if this city just wanted to find another way to fuck us over, since apparently the theft of our computers and the constant string of bad luck since we moved here hasn't been enough.

Also, no worries if you can't donate. I just do this for the damned good times and such.

It's looking like there's no way we're going to hit our goal by the 18th anyways.

I did the math, and we'd have to sell $40-50 a day (~$25 per shift), and I sell an average of $25-30 every day. Each of the two shifts has two employees working, so that means each person only needs to raise about 12-15, which is incredibly easy to do, and whomever works with me doesn't have to try too hard at all, because I make more than enough for both of us.

The problem, however, is that I'm the ONLY one doing it. The other employees have raised about $10 each, since we began, and my friend has raised about $30. I've raised the other $220 or so. (We just hit the 300 mark tonight, but the goal is 800).

The thing is: there's no real incentive for us. The company's too stingy to offer raises or bonuses. The reward they DO have lined up is fucking pathetic: For every $50 an employee raises, his or her name will be entered into a DRAWING for a 2gig Ipod Nano, and said drawing includes the employees of all 50 locations or whatever.

Wooboy. Ipod Nano. 2gig.

So there aren't very many people that care, as a result. Plus, asking people in this economy to donate money can be an extremely depressing endeavor, because only 1/20 people are willing to do so. The 19/20 say no, no, no, no, no thanks, no I'm fine, no, no, I need the money more than they do, no, no, I hate kids, no, tell those little bastards to get a job, no, no, fuckin' retard kids, no, etc.

Hence the reason I'm often a bucket of sunshine by the time I log onto FFH at the end of the night..

[Bastard Poetry]

Piercewise added:

Aaron & Bethany (Gold; in honor of his sister's wedding)

Vincent Craven
Karsten
Beoulve Black
Bloody Blade aka Dark Cecil
Woodenbandman

[DarthPaul]

When I get some money I'll have you add Koizumi and Korso Grimm.

<_< >_> Selling spermz.........I never thoughtz o' thats.

[gojoe]

and plasma but i donated blood about a week ago so thats a no-no

[Bastard Poetry]

Added:

Vanya
8 Bit Fighter
PX_tfd

(Note: I didn't think "time for death" was appropriate on a shamrock for sick kids, so I used the initials instead. Don't feel bad, PX; I ended up shortening my own shamrock to B. Poetry for similar reasons).

Shamrock sales have slowed considerably. Between the new cigarette tax hike and the fact that so many people have "already donated a dollar," people are much less interested in donating.

[DarthPaul]

Aww come on, what is with people.

It is just a dollar I dropped five to Jerry Kids last time I went to MD.

Some people make me sick.

[Bastard Poetry]

UPDATE: I killed a bunch of people.

Cult thought I was joking, when I started off with, "Don't drink the juice during this meeting, guys, it's fucking poisoned."

The badminton tournament was canceled, and then I was all like, "HELL BUBBLES!! BLAST!! That's the fourth Ra-damned time! I'll have to reschedule the tournament and bring in new people AGAIN!!@#hjksf!!"


What am I doing wrong?






EDIT: Wait. Shamrock topic. Fuck, I don't even know where I'm posting anymore.

Um. Let's do what we can to help the children!

<3

[Bastard Poetry]

Added:

Asmo X

I picked up the sales a little bit today. I tried changing my up sell tactic, instead of sticking to the boring: "Would you like to buy a shamrock to help the kids?"

I tried a few new lines:

"Would you like to donate a dollar to help ANNIHILATE muscular dystrophy!?"

"Hey, wanna donate to MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY SHAMROCK THING? It's only a dollar, c'mon, do it, Jerry's Kids will come over to your house and give you a high five, it's totally sweet."

"Hey. Buy one of these shamrocks. Jerry's kids will give you a high five or EVEN BETTER, Jerry himself might give you a high five!! If he has time, that is. He's a busy man, he's got, like, a few thousand kids. Buy a shamrock."

"Tell you what, I'll make you a deal. If you buy a shamrock, my coworker will totally make out with you."

"Care to donate a dollar to help feed the master his shamrocks? HE NEEDS MOAR SHAMROCKS!!"

"Psst. You wanna help save some kids? Give me your money."

"Buy a shamrock, or I'll fucking kill you."

Each line has varying levels of success, depending on the customer.

[CidIII]

"Psst. You wanna help save some kids? Give me your money."

lol, I hope you reach your goal man! You need that iPod Nano!

Good luck