Perls of the Chat.

[Celdia]

[20:01] <Elric> !w 85710
[20:01]  <FFMaster> Tucson, AZ: Partly Cloudy and 95°F/35°C
[20:01] <Elric> feels hotter
[20:01]  <RavenOfRazgriz> It's hot as balls today
[20:01]  <RavenOfRazgriz> Feels it
[20:01]  <RavenOfRazgriz> :U
[20:02]  <RavenOfRazgriz> I don
[20:02]  <RavenOfRazgriz> t care if I'm 3 feet away I'll type fuck you

[3lric]

I totally missed this even being said until right now

Thanx Celdia

[Kagebunji]

Just some really awesome talk between Twinees and MasterGrand about tutorial making. I was amused by this soooo much
MasterGrand: Hi
15:31   MasterGrand: I need someithing to learn
15:31   MasterGrand: anybody here
15:32   Twin: Hmm?
15:33   MasterGrand: Portrait Tutorial
15:33   MasterGrand: step by step
15:34   MasterGrand: plz
15:34   MasterGrand: Hi Twin
15:35   *** Kage[shower] is now known as Kagebunji
15:36   MasterGrand: hello Kage
15:36   Kagebunji: Hello MG
15:36   Twin: Umm, I don't have enough time to make one
15:36   MasterGrand: please i need to learn Portrait Tutorial step by step]
15:37   MasterGrand: by screenshot or video
15:37   Twin: It's not that easy though
15:37   MasterGrand: np just do it
15:39   *** Alby is now known as Alby[Errands]
15:39   MasterGrand: always told me i don't have time then when you haver time
15:39   Twin: I mean. It's not that simple to learn how to do that from one tutorial.
15:39   MasterGrand: I crying sinff..
15:40   MasterGrand: sinff...sinff
15:40   Kagebunji: Sinff? I dunno what's that.
15:40   Kagebunji: I think you mean Sniff.
15:41   MasterGrand: sniff
15:41   MasterGrand: ;P
15:42   MasterGrand: I banned you kage XD
15:43   MasterGrand: if you not teach me
15:44   MasterGrand: anyway no anyone make Tutorials Portrait ?
15:45   Kagebunji: Smash was doing one, but its unfinished
15:45   Twin: It's not simple to make one
15:46   MasterGrand: ok np take your time to make more than one
15:47   MasterGrand: i'm patient
15:47   Twin: That's not what I meant
15:48   Kagebunji eats more popcorn
15:49   MasterGrand: Smash doing tutorials Portrait ?
15:49   Twin: Not anymore, its unfinished.
15:50   MasterGrand: when finished ?
15:50   MasterGrand: after one month ?
15:50   MasterGrand: or unknow
15:51   Twin: He hasnt worked on it for over a year.
15:51   MasterGrand: Hmmm.....
15:51   Twin: So he's not going to finish it any time soon.
15:52   MasterGrand: is that so
15:52   Twin: Yes that is so
15:53   MasterGrand: what about Lijj if i ask her for make tutorials portrait ?
15:53   MasterGrand: agree or disagree
15:53   Twin: Lijj is a man.
15:54   MasterGrand: !!!
15:54   MasterGrand: man !!
15:54   MasterGrand: whopse
15:54   MasterGrand: sorry
15:55   Twin: And probably not.
15:56   MasterGrand: what about you ?
15:56   MasterGrand: m/f ?
15:56   Kagebunji: Oh my fucking god

[Celdia]

Oh wow. That is gold, Kage. I'm sorry I'm missed this happening. XD

[Taichii]

HAHAHAHA XD
the last part sounds like chat roulette XD

[Kihaku_FTW]

I think he followed with

08:57:49 < MasterGrand> what is happen to you kage ?

I roflcopter.

[Kihaku_FTW]

It all started with :
Celdia: Crackhead looking woman comes into the night lobby, asking if she can use the pool. I tell her that's impossible since I don't have keys to unlock the pool area, only the manager does. She offers me money to have me unlock it. I explain again that I don't have the keys, only the manager does. She goes from asking to begging. I explain a third time how the keys to unlock the pool are not here. Then she gets all angry/violent with me, spouting


08:36 Kitty_McStalker: tell her she needs to forge the key using the hellfires of mordor to be able to gain entry to the pool of cleansing
08:36 Kihaku: Celdia should have told her she needs to bring her Mahagony from the planet Malchior 7, where the trees breath fire, and in order to cut down those trees you need to undergo blood rituals of the Malchior people
08:37    Sammy: And tell her the metal for the key must be smelted witha  drop of your firstborn's blood in order to work.
08:38    Kihaku: And that Mahagony from Malchior 7 can bend the fabric of the universe
08:38    Kihaku: which could create a key to the pool area
08:38    Kihaku: and that was the only way to get the key
08:39    Kihaku: Sammy's version is also good.
08:39    Kitty_McStalker: but first you need to travel 88mph backwards out of a cannon built using spare parts from an enertron
08:39    Kihaku: To get to Malchior 7 and give birth at the time of flying 88mph backwards.
08:40    Kihaku: You also need to do a backflip forward.
08:40    Kihaku: and slay the jabberwocky and save narnia
08:41    Sammy: If only we had more druggies to make stories for.
08:41    Kitty_McStalker: to survive the trek, you will need to search for the key to immortality, by spending the rest of your pointless life in an ever-changing dungeon full of the nastiest of nasties and a few of tucker's kobolds
08:41    Kihaku: in the dungeon, the final trial shall be finishing 1.3 with a 31 Faith PA based Wizard Ramza.
08:42    Sammy: And in the end you learn that you simply have to speak the word "forty-two" into the lcok for it to open.
08:42    Sammy: lock*
08:42    Kihaku: BUT THATS NOT ALL. You will then have to wrestle against Crash Bandicoot and beat Jaws in the pool.
08:43    Chimp: Sounds like suicide.
08:43    Chimp: Backflip forward?
08:43    Chimp: You'd explode
08:43    Kihaku: And that's the point.
08:44    Sammy: If you want to stake a swim bad enough, you won't mind a little inconvenience like exploding.
08:45    Kihaku: ^
08:45    Kihaku: Beating Jaws with a spoon underwater is already you in the pool! It was all worth it.
08:47    Sammy: When you find out the pool was actually out of order and you need to go on a quest to get water back in it, you may be disappointed.
08:48    Kihaku: However, if you didn't give Celdia the Mahagony from Malchior 7 back then, you can put it on the leftmost tile in the pool
08:48    Kihaku: which makes the water flow once agai
08:48    Kihaku: again*
08:48    Sammy: >.>
08:48    Sammy: But that's the -simple- solution.
08:48    Sammy: And only possible if you read the FAQ first.
08:48    Kihaku: It's hard to get past that part without giving Celdia the Mahagony
08:49    Sammy: Because you probably sold it long ago for the huge amount of early-game money.
08:49    Kihaku: You can restore the water if you go find Kermit the Frog and venture into his innards
08:50    Kihaku: there you will be pitted against 3 Chewbaccas which don't have fur
08:50    Sammy: Inside you will have to fight Glenn the frog, and after beating his frog form you have to beat Sirus.
08:50    Kihaku: Then you get the Masamune III
08:50    Sammy: Wich is broken.
08:50    Sammy: which*
08:50    Kihaku: And to repair it you need to find Goku
08:51    Sammy: And the other half is in Miss Pggy' inards.
08:51    Kihaku: Goku will have to extract it from her innards
08:51    Kihaku: however he fails
08:51    Kihaku: it's all left to you to do it
08:51    Sammy: When you find out what Masamune III is -really- kade of, you may be mildy disturbed.
08:51    Sammy: But you might not make the connection.
08:51    Sammy: made*
08:52    Ralts: it spans like
08:52    Ralts: everything
08:52    Kihaku: Then you find out from Celdia that you have to beat the TrueCalc SSC in under 3 hours
08:52    Sammy: Is it just me or did we just come up with the plot to the gretaest video game ever?
08:52    Celdia: Nah
08:52    Celdia: Homemaker SSCC in under 4.
08:52    Kihaku: TrueCalc is easier, true
08:52    Celdia: Complete with Pink Ramza

[Angel]

I promise you this one is not about me, and all about Kage at the end. :p

21:42:17 <@slave> <Nappa> Vegeta, what does the scouter say about Naked Angel's power level?
21:42:19 <@slave> <Vegeta> It's over 6500!
21:42:19 <@slave> !plevel Naked Angel
21:42:28  * Toshiko facepalms
21:42:29 < Alby> !
21:42:45 <@slave> Angel seems to train with weighted clothes
21:42:46  * Alby goes naked to see if it increases her powerlevel
21:43:08 < Kagebunji> Well, I am half naked atm...
21:43:18 < Kagebunji> But I don't feel any power
21:43:29 < Alby> !plevel Naked Tori
21:43:30 <@slave> <Nappa> Vegeta, what does the scouter say about Naked Tori's power level?
21:43:32 <@slave> <Vegeta> It's over 5300!
21:43:39 < Alby> Le Gasp!
21:43:52 < Pierce> The secret unfolds
21:43:59 < lirmont> Unfolds... lol.
21:43:59 < Kagebunji> I'm afraid t do it, but....
21:44:08 < Kagebunji> !plevel Naked Kage
21:44:08 <@slave> Unknown target: Naked Kage
21:44:16 < Alby> DENIED!
21:44:18 < Kagebunji> xD
21:44:20 < RavenOfRazgriz> LOL
21:44:27 <@Toshiko> hahaha
21:44:29 < Kagebunji> Too hot to scan
21:44:36 < RavenOfRazgriz> !plevel Rhydon
21:44:37 <@slave> <Nappa> Vegeta, what does the scouter say about Rhydon's power level?
21:44:38 < Pierce> Too cold to detect.
21:44:40 <@slave> <Vegeta> It's over 5800!
21:44:46 < Kagebunji> Scouter got broken when it saw that
21:44:54 < RavenOfRazgriz> FUCK YEEEEERRRRR RHYDON
21:45:05 < Kagebunji> !plevel Naked Kagebunji
21:45:05 <@slave> Unknown target: Naked Kagebunji
21:45:14 < Kagebunji> :000000000
21:45:18 < Kagebunji> Piece of shit.
21:45:21 <@Toshiko> XD
21:45:23  * Kagebunji breaks the scouter.
21:46:15 < Alby> !plevel Naked Tori in Angel's lap
21:46:25 < Alby> It died.
21:46:27 < Alby> D:
21:46:33 < Alby> YOU BROKE IT, KAGE!
21:46:49  * Alby fires her Big Bang attack.
21:46:50 < Kagebunji> IT'S NOT MY FAULT
21:47:05 < Kagebunji> You cannot blame me for being a hot stud!
21:47:08 < Kagebunji>
21:47:45 < Alby> Yes, a stud.
21:47:52 < Alby> Now go back to the wall where you belong!

[Angel]

05:07:13 -!- fdc [~fdc@c-76-113-97-184.hsd1.nm.comcast.net] has joined #ffh
05:07:45 < fdc> who's muffin?
05:07:47 < fdc> also...
05:08:24 < fdc> I've come to say goodbye...probably for good.
05:42:16 -!- Muffin [Muffin@184-97-8-14.frgo.qwest.net] has joined #ffh
05:42:16 -!- Sammy [Muffin@184-97-11-19.frgo.qwest.net] has quit [Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Muffin!Muffin@184-97-8-14.frgo.qwest.net))]
05:43:45 < fdc> muffin
05:43:54 < fdc> where have I heard that name before?
07:00:59 -!- Sammy [Muffin@67-7-75-31.frgo.qwest.net] has joined #ffh
07:01:20 < fdc> who's muffin?
07:01:53 -!- Muffin [Muffin@184-97-8-14.frgo.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 194 seconds]
07:02:12 < fdc> ...
07:02:58 < Ryqo-theKnife> were i to hazzard a guess, i would say muffin = sammy
07:03:48 < fdc> I don't think so\
07:03:54 < fdc> muffin sounds like someone i know from FFTR
07:04:05 < fdc> who was 31
07:04:17 < Ryqo-theKnife> well, earlier, sammy quit via ghost command used by muffin
07:04:25 < Ryqo-theKnife> just sayin
07:04:37 < fdc> hmm...

[Dokurider]

I hate it when dramatic moments are ruined like that

[Taichii]

i know the muffin from fftr (the one who replaced fdc from being the furon king)
:I

[Ryqoshay]

Do you know the Muffin Man?

[EmmaNigma]

Do you know the Muffin Man?

[Ryqoshay]

But hypothetically, if I wasn't an idiot and talked him into doing voices for my video game, I'd have him voice a character named Captain Dynamite, who has the face of Frank Zappa and nuclear missiles instead of legs. He'd fly around the player in a magical space buggy for the entire course of the game sprinkling rose petals and friendship.

[Durbs]

...was about to ask, but then remembered that this was spam.

[Kagebunji]

Wild MG appeard!......AGAIN!

15:40   MasterGrand: hello for all your dream be true
15:41   Twin: Hello MG.
15:41   MasterGrand: hello Twin
15:41   MasterGrand: how everyting ?
15:42   MasterGrand: can you drawing hanzo sprite ?
15:42   Twin: fine, just relaxing after doing university work all day
15:42   Twin: Hanso?
15:42   MasterGrand: yea
15:42   Twin: Hanzo*
15:43   MasterGrand: please i want play by hanzo
15:43   Twin: mind showing me a picture of him?
15:43   MasterGrand: ok
15:43   MasterGrand: hust sec
15:43   MasterGrand: just sec
15:44   MasterGrand: http://spriters-resource.com/psx_ps2/suikoden/sheet/3399
15:44   FFMaster: Title: The Spriters Resource
15:45   MasterGrand: this what i want Twin
15:45   Twin: Have you tried attempting this yourself yet?
15:46   MasterGrand: yea....
15:46   MasterGrand: i can't make it
15:46   Kagebunji whistles
15:46   MasterGrand: it is hard
15:47   MasterGrand: how much days to make sprite hanzo ?
15:48   MasterGrand: Twin ?
15:48   Twin: Many days, I'm working on other sprites and I don't take requests
15:48   Twin: I could however tell you what the best base of the sprite could be
15:48   MasterGrand: oh no why sniff sniff ....
15:49   MasterGrand: ok tell me
15:49   MasterGrand: what the best base
15:49   Twin: The male monks pants are perfect.
15:50   MasterGrand: and
15:50   Twin: The male ninja head
15:51   MasterGrand: and
15:51   Twin: And the male monk's body would work aswell.
15:51   MasterGrand: what about colors ?
15:52   Twin: I think the ninja has a black and white palette.
15:52   Twin: So make the male monk's body white, and his pants black
15:52   Twin: Using the black ninjas colors
15:53   MasterGrand: only two color
15:53   MasterGrand: black & white
15:54   MasterGrand: hanzo have headband
15:54   Twin: Hmm.. what other colours does Hanzo have. Let me check
15:56   Twin: A yellowish colour. Hmm.
15:58   Twin: Actually. Worry about the headband until after you've done the head, body and legs
15:59   MasterGrand: ok but who make portrait hanzo, you know i'm not good for portrait
16:00   Twin: Someone might make one if they like the look of your sprite
16:00   MasterGrand: head ninja and body monk
16:01   MasterGrand: what program the best gale or photoshop ?
16:01   Twin: Whatever you prefer.
16:03   MasterGrand3: thanks Twin for guides
16:03   Twin: that's okay.
16:04   MasterGrand3: who is MasterGrand3 ????
16:04   Twin: You
16:05   MasterGrand3: that is false
16:05   MasterGrand3: i'm true
16:06   Twin: You must've opened IRC twice or have pinged out at some stage.

Enjoy

[Ryqoshay]

[Celdia]

[02:22] <sunarst4r> !google depeche mode people are people
[02:22] <Sammy> Google search: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzGnX-MbYE4
[02:22]  <FFMaster> Title: Depeche Mode - People Are People (Remastered Video) - YouTube
[02:22] <Kitty_McNopants> bots working together
[02:24] <Sammy> mIRC scripts are the beginning of Skynet.

[Kagebunji]

You didn't think it is over, did you?

13:17   MasterGrand: i want make patch
13:19   MasterGrand: @@
13:21   MasterGrand: anybody can help me ?
13:21   Celdia: Nope.
13:21   Kagebunji: Dun dun dun
13:21   MasterGrand: somebody help me i want make ppf for psx
13:22   Kagebunji: Just look around the dorums, MG, there probably were questions like thse asked millions times already
13:22   Kagebunji: *forums
13:22   MasterGrand: i have PPF-Studio 1.01b but i don't know how make ppf for psx
13:24   MasterGrand: hello lijj
13:24   Lijj: hello MasterGrande
13:24   *** Kagebunji is now known as Kage[shower]
13:26   MasterGrand: when you make guide for portrait ?
13:26   MasterGrand: lijj
13:26   Lijj: I think Twinees was making one did you see what he posted?
13:26   MasterGrand: by screenshot
13:27   MasterGrand: or video
13:27   Lijj: I need to make a portrait really soon though
13:27   MasterGrand: i hope so
13:27   MasterGrand: because i need it
13:29   MasterGrand: i waiting you lijj
13:29   Lijj: I can document it as I go.. but it's pretty much the same way as Twinees in this here post:
13:29   Lijj: http://ffhacktics.com/smf/index.php?topic=9180.0
13:29   FFMaster: Title: Step by step process of how I make Portraits
13:29   *** Xifanie[sleeping] is now known as Xifanie
13:30   MasterGrand: but i need know how drwing also
13:30   Xifanie: no
13:30   MasterGrand: *drawing
13:30   Xifanie: I don't know how to draw and I made my portrait
13:31   MasterGrand: what about frames ?
13:32   Xifanie: what frames?
13:32   MasterGrand: portrait
13:32   Xifanie: Um what? Lijj any idea what he's talking about?
13:33   MasterGrand: limit
13:33   Lijj: Do you need to downnload Graphics Gale?
13:33   Lijj: I'm not sure
13:33   MasterGrand: i had
13:35   MasterGrand: i mean how let portrait same size fft
13:36   Taichii[pogi]: hello guys
13:37   Lijj: well just try to follow the pictures Twin posted start with flat colors using the pencil brush tool .. portrait size is 32 pixels wide and 48 pixels high
13:38   Taichii[pogi]: oh hai mastergrand and boss lijjj
13:38   Lijj: Hello Taichi
13:39   MasterGrand: hello Taichi
13:39   MasterGrand: that is what i mean Lijj
13:40   Taichii[pogi] gets some popcorn
13:40   Taichii[pogi]: >:]
13:40   MasterGrand: but i want see your guide maybe your guides more easy and clearly
13:41   MasterGrand: Lijj
13:41   Lijj: ok I'll post something tomorrow
13:41   Lijj: or later today
13:41   MasterGrand: thanks alot
13:41   MasterGrand: Lijj
13:41   Kage[shower]: God fucking dammit
13:41   Kage[shower]: What Twinees posted is explaining fucking everything step by step
13:42   Kage[shower]: It's ultimate noob proof
13:42   Kage[shower]: Wtf
13:42   *** Kage[shower] is now known as Kagebunji
13:42   Kagebunji: I see another perl here
13:42   MasterGrand: lol
13:42   MasterGrand: hold on Kage
13:43   Taichii[pogi]: XD
13:44   Taichii[pogi]: 19:41 Kage[shower]: What Twinees posted is explaining fucking everything step by step
13:44   Taichii[pogi]: ^ that is it
13:44   MasterGrand: Twinees also great guide but no problem if see another guide
13:44   Taichii[pogi]: when boss twin taught me how to portrait it is exactly the same as how he posted it
13:45   MasterGrand: yea yea yea
13:46   Taichii[pogi]: and also
13:46   Xifanie: Kage said what I didn't want to say loll
13:46   Taichii[pogi]: im handsome
13:46   Taichii[pogi]: XD
13:46   Xifanie: you wish

[Taichii]

HAHAHA this is just grand XD