Ideas for porn films

[Pickle Girl Fanboy]

Gay Jesus and the Apostles of Manlove
1. Find gay man who looks like Jesus.
2. Film gay man who looks like Jesus having sex with other men who look like biblical prophets and the apostles.  It shouldn't be hard to find people who look like people who never existed.
3. Whippings, carrying a heavy wooden stick around all sweaty and muscular, bloodplay, fake crucifixion (penetration themes).
4. ????
5. Profit.

[GeneralStrife]

[Pickle Girl Fanboy]

How 'bout a little Jesus-on-Jesus action?

[MagiusRerecros]

I will admit... These two made me chuckle a bit.

[Pickle Girl Fanboy]

What can I say?  I looooooovvvvvve Jesus!

[dinosaur]

What can I say?  I looooooovvvvvve Jesus!

What can I say?  I looooooovvvvvve Jesus!

With that sexy long hair... He's totally doable.

[GeneralStrife]

I love how you think this is cool, it's actually fucking childish and pisses me off.

[MagiusRerecros]

I love how you think this is cool, it's actually fucking childish and pisses me off.

I love how you let the opinions of people you likely never have or never will meet affect you so much. Come on, this is the Spam forum. It's where people go to let their brains melt out of their ears, not discuss anything of any actual meaning...

[Pickle Girl Fanboy]

I love how you think this is cool, it's actually fucking childish and pisses me off.

SPAM FORUM IS SPAM

Don't worry; Mohammed is next.  And why are you getting pissy about an imaginary man?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/davidpax/page2/
^GS, this will make you feel better.

There aren't a lot of gay mohammed pics out there.  I'll have to make some.

[Eternal]

This is getting a bit out of hand. Try to keep yourselves in control. I'm removing that photo, PGF.

[dinosaur]

I love how you think this is cool, it's actually fucking childish and pisses me off.

Don't come on this forum. We have a right to discussion. Whether you are happy or not.

This is getting a bit out of hand. Try to keep yourselves in control. I'm removing that photo, PGF.

Do not censer expression of art. There is nothing vulgar or any nudity with the Jesus pictures.

[GeneralStrife]

Don't come on this forum. We have a right to discussion. Whether you are happy or not.

Alright, I'll post something that will offend you.

[dinosaur]

Alright, I'll post something that will offend you.

Obviously you do not know me. Good luck offending me.

[Kokojo]

Obviously you do not know me. Good luck offending me.

Same here.
Religions all suck and porn is excellent.
Fuck.Them.All.

[GeneralStrife]

Not caring for someone elses feelings and posting something cause it doesn't offend you makes you look like a cocksucker

[PX_Timefordeath]

Ideas for Porn films:
Porn
More Porn
2D Porn
3D Porn
5D Porn
Even more Porn
Pr0n
Porn
Tron Porn
Porn
Corn

[GeneralStrife]

In reference to the thread name, which, my god you guys really didn't even stick to, just bashed a certain people and its figure
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Any Given Cumday
Batman in Robin
Big Trouble In Little Vagina
Boldfinger
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
My Best Friends Wetting
Shaving Private Ryan
Forrest Hump
The Bad Nudes Bared

[MysticKnightFF5]

I have a pr0n idea!
A little Moses on several-hundred-followers actions anybody??? =D

EDIT: And for the love of god dude, don't like something? UNSEE IT AND MOVE ON!
It's what I always do, and so far it has worked.

[dinosaur]

Okay fine. I will stick to the topic GS.

Ideas:

The Cumming of Christ!
Squeal: 2012, The Second Cumming of Christ

[philsov]

I love how you think this is cool, it's actually fucking childish and pisses me off.

I'd take your complaint more seriously if your first response wasn't a "kill yourself" picture.  Buuut, it was.

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The Rush Limbaugh orgy scene from Bill Hicks standup.  I'm sure they can drag these scene out with some leather/BDSM stuff to be at least 40 minutes, and then compile it with other old political figures just going to town on each other.

Spoilering because it's pure text or youtube audio, but NSFW.

spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZsLF336fmk

Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day. Doesn't Rush Limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guys who likes to lay in a tub while other men pee on him? Am I the only one? Can't you see his fat body in a tub while Reagan, Quayle and Bush just stand around pissing on him? His little piggly wiggly dick can't get hard, 'Uhh... uhh...I can't get hard. Reagan, pee in my mouth!'

He still can't get hard, so Barbara Bush comes in. She takes off her pearls, puts em up his ass, and undoes her girdle. Her wrinkled, flaccid labia unfurls half way to her knees, like some ball-less scrotum. Barbara walks over, squats over his face, and squeezes out a link into his mouth. Finally, his tiny dick gets half-way hard. 'Oooh!' A little clear bubble forms on the end of his dick, with a little maggot inside. The maggot pops the bubble, and goes off to join a pro-life group somewhere.