Meloniapolis shall fall!

[Kokojo]

General Kokojo Speaking.

My goodness, this as degenerated. We shall use MelonHead weapons againts himself ! Prepare the Pacther !

All right, load ENTD ! Fire unused events ! Troopers, you should have a great deals of chocobos comming along, as well as Ramza clones ! You shall use them as you wish, fire at will. More troops incomming !

Out.

*Mutters to himself*
You want to play this way, Melonhead ? I've got a surprise for you...pass me the Battle.bin data, Miluda !

[Dormin Jake]

I'm...still waiting to explode.

[Zalge]

Cpt. Zalge here.

The orgy is over, and Zodiac has left the front... lazy bastard. Anyway, me and my squad are approaching the city once again. We will be entering the sewers once more. What are your orders?

Over.

[philsov]

blargh I am dead and now inside darthpaul.

*haunts*

[DarthPaul]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!

Out.

[SentinalBlade]

SentinalBlade Reporting Frontline casualties and updates

The BoneSnatch Squad has emerged form under ground. Even if we engage them now, their Counter will just reach 0 only to revive!

OH NO...WHAT IS HAPPENING?...
ROFLCOPTERS ARE DROPPING BEHEMOTHS!!!!
*STATIC*

[DarthPaul]

*Adjusts binoculars*

How many ROFLCopters are there.........too many........

I don't see Sentinal anymore.......Oh god.......

Out.

[Vanya]

*Sooped up angel summon effects appear all over the city and thousands of red custom warriors appear*
*They all carry a strange insignia -> ^_^*

Special unit commander, Vanya reporting in, Sir! ^_^
'Classic Warriors' armed and ready sir. ^_^
My men and women have been fully trained with new 0 CT sword skills, basic medic abilities, and a super secret skill. ^_^
All units have warped in and are providing medical and combat reinforcement. ^_^
What are your orders, Sir. ^_^

[Bastard Poetry]

Ah, Special Unit Commander Vanya. Glad to see you on the front lines.

Your team is assigned to me.

We're making sandwiches, and watching the battle from a good distance.

Did your men and women bring swords to spread the mayonnaise?

[Zalge]

Cpt Zalge back.

After a few fights in the sewer system of meloniapolis, Me and my squad has reached the base of the center building of the city. I believe its known as Melonra building?

What are my orders?

Over.

(heh, see what I did there? xD Melonra? Shinra? heh, Shin as in the shin bone, and melon as in head... really bad and all around shitty joke.)

[Vanya]

Yes, sir! Supreme commander, Sir! ^_^

They have classic weapons ranging from Werebusters to Rune Blades, Sir. ^_^

Each magical sword gives the mayo an extra blast of flavor, Sir. ^_^

If you like spice, Sir, I suggest the Flame Sword. It's hot! ^_^

(My puns can be even worse!^_^)

[Kuraudo Sutoraifu]

KS, reporting from scout duty, sirs.

Bad news, the RNG is with them!!!

[Bastard Poetry]

Aye, K-Suto, She is indeed. That's why most of the men storming the city only have a 5% chance to succeed. That's worse than Invitation odds. To make matters worse, I heard a rumor of some orgy in the sewers involving Zalge and a porcupine.

You'd best hang back with us. We have a 100% chance--read that, non-evadeable--100% chance to inflict: Delicious on these flap jacks.

Did you bring the syrup?

Over.

[SentinalBlade]

*is raised as a Bone Snatch and starts to eat the hearts of Vanya's squad members*

Slay me! this is not of my will!!! X.X

*the unawares squad is mercilessly slain while Vanya and the Zombified ME face off*

[Vanya]

*Taps the supreme commander on the shoulder and whispers. ^_^*

Ask if he has any rum, Sir. ^_^

*Special unit members in unison. ^_^*

Did he say, "rum"?

[Bastard Poetry]

SentinalBlade has the rum. If we are to claim it as our own, we must join ranks with his Zombie counterpart to help take him down!

Oh, that the battle should reach us here, in the sanctity of our little kitchen tent.

War is hell.

[DarthPaul]

*Taps Vanya on the shoulder*

Here some rum....not much, but it helps to have a little captain in you.

I also managed to invite some melonian warriors but as soon as the skirmish was over they defected to meloniapolis......

Out.

[Algus]

Sir! my soldier is death, dycedarg don't give me the 100 soldiers.

[Zalge]

Cpt. Zalge reporting in.

Pvt Algus fails at hilarious role playing.

My squad has entered the Melonra building with little trouble. It's a bit too quiet though... Like it's abandoned... Maybe-

Oh Shit! *gunfire* Man down! Take co-

*static*

[DarthPaul]

LT. DP here I have gotten reinforcements for the Epsilon Corps........wait........

Long silver hair........oh god Besrodio must have used the machine again.......it's Seph....oth..........oh god.......


BLARGH!!!!!!!

*Static*