Final Fantasy Hacktics

My stuff comes straight from zodiacs sta....actually nevermind. I really shouldn't mention where I got it. Now I shall complete my trap: the eternal dominator. If  you were thinking that eternal had to do with my inspiration for this trap...you were right! Basically, it's a trap that when they walk into it, they get charmed (permanent effect). Since the trap has no gender (naturally, since it's an object and not a person) the charm can work on both genders. It's basically a permanent jedi mind trick, or a confession from a confessor (the seeker). I shall not disclose how to build these since the effect is quite potent, but I'll be selling 10 of these for 99.99$ (shipping and tax not included).

Where traps may be placed.

Now I shall reveal the secret trap of this thread. I had a secret spy cam watching everyone who came in, and if they did not post, then command trigger b activated, which sends a message to my spy near that area an alert to steal the offenders cookies. I thank you for all your contributions. Those who posted shall keep there cookies. Now that the trap is sprung I won't be stealing anymore cookies...but I shall still use this thread to devise even more traps.

My next trap design...the eternal dominator.. Design is currently classified, and will be revealed later.

Hello, is this the trap hotline? Yes, I'd like to order 3 menacing spikes, a large serrated disc, and 2 spiked balls. What, my uses for said traps? Well they will err....be used for...hmm...a noble cause, yes that's it. You say this isn't called trap hotline because you sell traps, but instead this hotline itself is a trap? damn...

I am in your kitchen stealing your cookies.

While I havn't really contributed anything yet (hoping to change that when I get a new computer here in 2 months), I suppose it couldn't hurt to post my info here. Never hurts to be safe.

Msn: Demonlord5000@hotmail.com (email is the same)
Aim: dmanlord5000@aim.com (rarely used)

Also, anyone who wants to add me on msn then feel free. I tend to talk more on that than I do on anything else for some reason.

One simply does not post there perls in spam...it does not work like that! Doing so would be blasphemy and considered defying god. I must gather my army and defend the kingdom of spam from such threats...

Heh true, but my story existed before legion. They have stolen it from me...they must die! In all seriousness though, I've had this story for like 12 years or more. As for the demon falling in love with a human...don't worry, that doesn't happen. I will say there is a love interest however! I'd say the way I look at it, is that demons/angels are just like humans, who have there good and bad, and are imperfect. Glad you guys were interested enough to read it though!

I was just passing along...and I couldn't help but notice you were banning people all wrong! I have come to criticize the master of spam and spam banning, and give a much better way to ban spammers with spam.

This is how you do it: http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSMYweZJSuoC4P5GjvvT4a-r0dkGEiwIP8UXOVFSC4mNrQFRoJ6

Indeed...I went there. I walk a dangerous path, but I cannot let your banning charade continue! Thou has a long way to master the way of the spam.

Heh thanks guys, and since the story was asked for, I'll give it to ya.

Over the years on the net, I've often noticed people make demon names and try to act evil and cool (and fail miserably at that), and due to that I've come to develop a truly demonic persona based on my own beliefs. You often hear about angels who fell to darkness, but why not ever a demon who has raised above his own instincts, and walks both paths? As for the numbers, they just mean I'm the 5000th demonlord (and I needed something to distinguish myself from other demons). Fun fact: the story for the game I want to create is based on this very same thing. It's based off a demonlord who strives for peace among themselves and the humans, but because of his outlook on things, he gets betrayed by his very own generals, leaving him with only a few options. If he relies on his dark demonic powers, it would corrupt him and slowly make him evil, but due to the demons background, he can't exactly go looking for allies either. Suffice to say, he does find allies, but I only gave away the start of the plot...and if I ever do get to create it, I don't want to ruin the plot I have in mind. Don't worry though, It'll let you go both paths.

Hope you guys found the story behind my name interesting.

Hey all, glad to be here. Honorable mentions goes to eternal for linking me to this while we were talking a bit, but anyways, a bit about me. I'm 23, and recently I've been into mods and such since last year my house got flooded (lost all my classic games), so I've been using an emulator, and mods help make them more challenging than ever before. Naturally I've always loved ff tactics, so I figure why not make an account here?

Right now I'm jobless sadly, but I'll be getting into business whenever the economy decides to cut me a break. In the future when I'm doing well I have plans to go into game making (even have my own story for one). Current hobbies are gaming/reading/working with computers. I'm a fairly laid back guy, so I'm hoping I get along with you all.

For those that question the topic title/my username...there actually is a story behind it, but I'll save that for another post, if I see any interest to hear it, but till then I won't bore ya with the details.

Anyways...time for my catchphrase. Fear the lord of darkness!