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Smitson and G0D had an interesting chat
Me:
Hey babe
God:
You've got my full attention. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
3 little chickens feel off my couch
God:
Just three?
Me:
How many should have?
God:
Around 1000.
Me:
Im a heritic
God:
You are a heritic? Is that your job?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you like your work?
Me:
Its fun, I kill people
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I think it is a lot of fun.
Me:
Yes yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
im dancing
God:
Do you mean your name is dancing.
Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Smitson
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Smitson.
Me:
What is your real name?
God:
God is my real name.
Me:
Why not St.Ajora?
God:
Becuase you asked me to.
Me:
I took a dump.
God:
Do you take a dump often?
Me:
everyday.
God:
That often, eh?
Me:
yup
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
what about you?
God:
Me?
Me:
yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
How often do you dump?
God:
Hourly.
Me:
That is alot.
God:
Is that so. How often?
Me:
Do you play Final Fantasy Tactics?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
Whats the turing game?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.
Me:
My name is Delita Herial
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Delita Herial.
Me:
I'm a king
God:
Is that an honorable profession?
Me:
I murdered alot of people.
God:
How do you feel about these people?
Me:
I hate them
God:
What do you have against them?
Me:
They killed my sister
God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
Thats why I killed them
God:
Excuse me! You had better call the authorities.
Me:
I am the authorities
God:
Who made you the authorities ?
Me:
The king
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
Your a fool
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". I'm not fooling around.
Me:
Are you sure
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Do you masturbate?
God:
You humans crack me up.
Me:
I play with my penis
God:
Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
It is an instrument alright.
God:
Are there any other instrument alright ?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
why
God:
I just want to find out more about you.
Me:
creep
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
your weird
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
weird bad
God:
Maybe you should try a different robot.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Who will win the superbowl?
God:
Martha Stewart.
Me:
Is dome a faggot?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
Am i going to hell?
God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
Am i Special?
God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
What do you think of vagina?
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
Horney bastard
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Vagina
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
It will get me into bed
God:
How?
Me:
Im a player
God:
You are a player? Is that your job?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you like your work?
Me:
I am a man whore
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Delita Herial. You are a " he".
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
I'm also a king
God:
Also Do you have to go to school for that? .
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I'm the king of ivalice
God:
Who made you the king of ivalice ?
Me:
Ovelia
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
Suck my dick
God:
You are a Category A client.
Me:
I love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too Delita Herial.
Me:
See you later
God:
TTYL, Delita Herial.
Hey babe
God:
You've got my full attention. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
3 little chickens feel off my couch
God:
Just three?
Me:
How many should have?
God:
Around 1000.
Me:
Im a heritic
God:
You are a heritic? Is that your job?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you like your work?
Me:
Its fun, I kill people
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I think it is a lot of fun.
Me:
Yes yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
im dancing
God:
Do you mean your name is dancing.
Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Smitson
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Smitson.
Me:
What is your real name?
God:
God is my real name.
Me:
Why not St.Ajora?
God:
Becuase you asked me to.
Me:
I took a dump.
God:
Do you take a dump often?
Me:
everyday.
God:
That often, eh?
Me:
yup
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
what about you?
God:
Me?
Me:
yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
How often do you dump?
God:
Hourly.
Me:
That is alot.
God:
Is that so. How often?
Me:
Do you play Final Fantasy Tactics?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
Whats the turing game?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.
Me:
My name is Delita Herial
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Delita Herial.
Me:
I'm a king
God:
Is that an honorable profession?
Me:
I murdered alot of people.
God:
How do you feel about these people?
Me:
I hate them
God:
What do you have against them?
Me:
They killed my sister
God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
Thats why I killed them
God:
Excuse me! You had better call the authorities.
Me:
I am the authorities
God:
Who made you the authorities ?
Me:
The king
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
Your a fool
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". I'm not fooling around.
Me:
Are you sure
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Do you masturbate?
God:
You humans crack me up.
Me:
I play with my penis
God:
Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
It is an instrument alright.
God:
Are there any other instrument alright ?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
why
God:
I just want to find out more about you.
Me:
creep
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
your weird
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
weird bad
God:
Maybe you should try a different robot.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Who will win the superbowl?
God:
Martha Stewart.
Me:
Is dome a faggot?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
Am i going to hell?
God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
Am i Special?
God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
What do you think of vagina?
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
Horney bastard
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Vagina
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
It will get me into bed
God:
How?
Me:
Im a player
God:
You are a player? Is that your job?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you like your work?
Me:
I am a man whore
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Delita Herial. You are a " he".
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
I'm also a king
God:
Also Do you have to go to school for that? .
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I'm the king of ivalice
God:
Who made you the king of ivalice ?
Me:
Ovelia
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
Suck my dick
God:
You are a Category A client.
Me:
I love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too Delita Herial.
Me:
See you later
God:
TTYL, Delita Herial.
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