I hereby label darthpaul...

[Bastard Poetry]

I hereby label darthpaul a bag of dicks.

His attempt to "lol bigger e-penis" look down on me has failed and... to put it simply he's a nosy bastard and I believe that he doesn't very well deserve to try to destroy the dreams of a croc wrestler.

He's probably either a troll or a janitor. Bitch obviously doesn't have croc wrestlin' skills, or at least he doesn't aspire to them, because he fears that if he does, He'll fall in the water and become a wet guy or something =P.

Let me compare this to climbing a mountain.
darthpaul believes that staying at the bottom is the best way to wrestle a croc, and to see it tamed. I on the other hand believe that if you don't climb the mountain, you'll never tame the Christmas Croc at the summit. As I begin to climb, he advises that if I make one wrong move, I'll fall in the water, and that there is no chance that I'll NOT make a wrong move. He basically is assuring me that I'll fail. Claiming that he is lol bigger e-penis. But what does he know of croc wrestling, if he does not put his hand on the face of the lumbering rock (to reach the summit and, effectively, wrestle the Christmas Croc)?

In essence, he is telling me, "You gunna fail no matter what." Sadly, I believe that is a load, as he has never tried from what he's told me. How would he know? He doesn't. Maybe his 'realist' outlook forces him to give up when he maybe wants to try something new. Or maybe he's just a bag of dicks who can't wrestle crocs.

To wrap this up, darthpaul is now a heretic to the FFH society, so declares me. All who would second this, please say lolwut?

And here is my song about Christmas Croc:

"Along the Serengeti, I'm a-huntin' for some prey,
Here comes gazelle, I hope he wants to play
A game of CHOMP, SNAP, BREAK
I'M A CROCODIIIIILLLEEE!
A FUCKIN' COROCODIIIIIILLLLEEE!
Merry Christmas to you!"

[Samuraiblackbelt]

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[AngrySurprisedFace]

Psh..

Easter Croc never gets any love.

[DarthPaul]

Lol that made my day BP.

[Kokojo]

Darthpaul is 100x better than u. Zors.

[Zalge]

I hate you guys sooooo much. D=

[DarthPaul]

We hate you too Zalge

[Zalge]

What the hell did I do to you, darthpaul? =P

[DarthPaul]

....I dunno I was just making a joke for the fun of it . =P

[Koizumi]

I think everybody here is awesome, and we should all group hug.

and FUCK P-CHAN!

[CidIII]

All I have to add to this topic is:

WWCS

"What Would Curu Say"

[Dormin Jake]

Dormin Jake shimmies before the masses.

[DarthPaul]

All I have to add to this topic is:

WWCS

"What Would Curu Say"

Curu would probably say "here is an awesome new avatar or sprite."

And then post one, though I don't have one to post.

[MagiTek v1.0]

You fail BP, no one cares about your croc wrestling or your compensation for a real penis with an e-penis, get over it.

[Koizumi]

I have one thing to say now that I've actually read that entire message:

[DarthPaul]

Higurashi Lucky Star nice.

[MagiTek v1.0]

Lucky star has good pr0n!

[DarthPaul]

O.o o rly? This coming from you is quite disturbing.

[MagiTek v1.0]

I was kidding, I wouldn't know!! It is a good anime though.

[DarthPaul]

I shall forever look at you "differently" as I now have the seeds of doubt sown in my mind.