Rules:
- 3 words per post
- NEVER comment another post.
- You cannot use a '.' that means the end of a sentence.
- NO DOUBLE POSTING
Hello Mr.Monkey 3 words
I am; 2 words
it's; 2 words
Hi! 1 word
Ramza, what did you get?
I...
want to devour
want to devour
lemon fresh sundries
filled with lots
of monosodium glutamate
of ice cream
mixed with chocobo
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, but I
threw it away
in hope of
a time when
the rest of
those--oh no,
big chocobo momma
is comming for
the money that
Want to devour lemon fresh sundries filled with lots of monosodium glutamate of ice cream mixed with chocobo pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, but I threw it away in hope of a time when the rest of those--oh no, big chocobo momma is comming for the money that Lucy stole from
the Behemoth's cave
since she owes
a nail cutter
to Kletian that
said: Come on
my children are
starving pay now.
(Zodiac... why not complete the COIK??? ;_; )
Last week I
tortured Argg0 non-stop
because he had
BROKEN the rules
just like Zodiac
(non-stop = 2 words... and you changed my avatar! >=( )
but I realized
the world was
super sexy for
(eh? in french anything with a "-" between them is considered 1 word, opposite in English?)
me to live.
(not sure... not native english either... but i feels like they are two words >_>)
Listening to Slayer...
makes me feel
eatable and burning
while I torture
my computer with
over 9000 videos.
With twelve tacos
,sugar-free energy drinks,
homemade bathtub hooch,
dead baby eyes,
squidlarkin tentacle sushi,
gave me stomache
orgasms, then I
died a horible
life full of
cheesy fiddle sticks
that never grew
larger than my
Chia pet, but
my hamster died
with ketchup was
most tasty in
bloody excrements spilled
across gaping maw
after my wife
got morbol screwed
in my car!
The Topic died.
Phoenix Down! Raise!
Not so neverending.
Once again a
nub like you
feasts upon the
bloody excrements of
a large white
yoshi egg that
stinks worse than
gaffy's underwear during
a threesome with
Ganon and Motherbrain
at the
(last post only had 2 words! I claim the extra one!)
bordello called 'Sin and
SCREWdriver' after eating
a magic mushroom
...
(Yeah the kind Mario & Luigi REALLY eat.)
he found at
St.Ivalice Kosher Delicatessen
of Goltana's execution
but is not
wearing lether shoes
with nine inch
crafted by Queklain
in hot weather
during a sweaty
harsh words dispute
Flesh Ajora coctail,
From House Orlandeau
and a thong
Demon ears
[last one only 2 words, I steal]
Found on a
cosmic cocoa bean
in meliadoul's bedroom
where was left
an awesome Excalipoor
that had an
explosive charge trap
that surprised Celia
out of her
favorite hiding spot
when suddenly a
huge rabid apanda
stubbed its toe
and screamed CRAP
I got petrified!
Then a fat
Limberry Cleaning Lady
fell off a
very small ladder
onto a very
unclean chickening edge
which cut her
fear of chickens
doing 4002 damage
to her stiff
, engorged, huge, throbbing
Malboro tentacles standing
next to a
Ravenous apanda that
attends emo concerts
of Gafgarion dressed
in girl panties
while blowing fire
he found Agrias
kissing ramza while
Alma anxiously cast
haste on Agrias
and then amazingly
Boco was born
with a huge
rack of ribs
slathered in tasty
flaming barbeque sauce
made from the
most delicious of
roasted tiamat wings
and spicy peppers
using the ribs
as a way
to escape from
you while God
got blamed by
Agrias because Delita
said: "blame j00rself
or blame pants
beacause Ramza failed
to stop Zalmo
from lubricating himself
to penetrate a
a squishy mindflayer
using an old
255 WP Sword
but then he
changed his mind
because an unexpected
Meteor was falling
very slowly towards
his rather large
collection of marbles
so he jumped
right into Hashmalum's
most favorite Altima
figurine since Delita
shot himself with
golden spatulas which....
flipped pancakes for
thousands of years
inside elidib's kitchen
it watched eldibs
making googley eyes
while obnoxiously raising
its hands aimlessly
enduring massive sandbagging
the long lost...
virgin chocobo groomer
used kupo nuts
covered in chocolate
to kill any
pencil in one
tightly secured area
which ovelia utilized
by stabbing Delita
in the groin
kinda like mello
when he stabbed
my bleeding hart
metorphorically by cheating
at chess games
during space camp
no, band camp
where Michael Jefferson
changed his name
to the slimy
fat flan of
Celia's daughter's dog's
with extremely large
incomprehensible attack forms
shaped like condensed
soup in a
active volcano crater
oozing with tons
of gourmet cheese
no, burnt cheese
that blisters the
elbows of elmdor
by making his
pancakes shrivel up
into neatly arranged
belgium waffle flakes
lightly coated with
grounded chocobo meat
Boco says: WARK!
and WARK! and
Gob, Gob- Gobu!!
to all players
by using choco
salted balls with
cake and lots
of morbol virus
spread to all
the tonberrys that
had knifed any
slightly overweight uribos
while giving off
signals they liked
bacon and eggs
with mossfungus sauces
and some cheese
grated over a/an
Hatless Thief's Hat
with +3 speed
that got multiplied
by 9000 and
the world broke
into many different
slices of pie
consumed by byblos
who got fat
and then exploded
into meaty chunks
that spontanoeusly explode
into smaller chunks
That were eaten
whilst they raised
some speculation about
Giant Cannibal Chipmunks
throwing nuts at
poor innofensive moogles
who poo rainbows
thats right, rainbows
of many colors
wonderfully monochromatic colors
not only colorful
but not colorful
that like exploding
into a fiery
swarm of jelly
actual, real, jelly
leeches that devour
the flesh of
an orange platypus
covered with poison
causing the rainbows
of magical breast
meat that tastes
like a rat's
club covered in
predigested moogle droppings
extracted from moogle
brains and smells
Like Behemoth ass
since Meliadoul did
dirty deeds to
raise her post
count like Voldemort's
but it's impossible
because Voldemort is
A Post God
that is full
of informative posts
and frequently saves
warm chicken quesadillas
for his pants
not zipped up
unlike some people's
Inconspicous unzipped fly
that actually are
Post-mortum, Radioactive
stem cells for
post count obsessed
,Reputation blind Nubs
with
l
i
t
t
l
e
m
o
n
e
y
and even less
mushrooms for eating
to grow plumbers
,named Weegee, double
posting in forums
destroying innocent lives
and entire nations
While Eva Fools
Men to serve
her sick twisted
spam plot twists
twisted head bands
twisted twisty twister
twisted power sleeve
that belonged to
Rofokare the undead
who frequently polished
cursed rings during
her sister's wedding
to archer Dish
who ran away
with multiple stolen
spoons that were
Inadvertently polished Purple
cause Rad replaced
them with uribo
gonads that tasted
Uncooked Monkey Brains
and raw behemoth
Glass Stained Lipstick
which Mustadio bought
for himself but
Gaffy stole it
and gambled away
all his clothes
it created this
(http://www.ffhacktics.com/forum/files/1097464039032_160.png)
"Oh, dear God..."
spare us the
Internal Eye Bleeding
or prostate cancer
which Cletienne created
to insta cast
upon Violent Vormav
who took the
pride of Ramza
and threw it
into Delita's closet
with the skeleton
casting thunder soul
killing all fish
Except the Squidlarkens
that discolor brains
with gooey seafood
drizzled with lemon
made from reis'
stolen pink undergarment
Which Gaffy wears
on his head
but should wear
Hamwitch's silly hat
on his bumm
cause his helmet
was stolen by
a very sexy
gariland academy student
who was actually
gafgarion in ballerina
outfit dancing for
his bestest girlfriend
like a hippy
on some LSD
with a chimpanzee
that farts fire
using "Spark" to
ignite a horse
thats named firemane
the non-forum reader
of Mondy Punu
who wished to
eat a big
Strawberry Apple dirt
kebab that he
stole from boco
the gay chocobo
of gayest fame
who then died
of super cancer
that made him
into an Algus
that exploded into
little bits of
personal assassin lube
of interesting origin
coming from Dorter
in a box
Of Zodiac Chocolates
from Slim Shadey
Who Stood Up
and banned jacob
For being pedo
which was really
A Pedo Bear
Jacob really did
not have a
big "sword" but
he did have
a bad rash
on his ass
and now I
Want to lick
a tonberry knife
and taste my blood
because Dokurider is
A cheating nincompoop
and should be
defenestrated into a
steaming pile of
Nefarious Stone Nutcrackers
that were used
to clean the
backside of Voldemort
on a day
celebrated by trolling
of Asmo the
delinquant youth that
got Jacob banned
for no reason
what so ever
in hopes of
except that he
Bored, so here are the rules.
Only 3 words per post
Please continure story
NO DOUBLE POSTING
I'll start.
Voldemort and Zodiac
died. the end.
Philsov. Update tourney
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"Philsov. Update tourney
I can post while videos are processing!
Um... lets start back at "Voldemort and Zodiac"
went on a
blind date with
Serpantarius and Altima
Voldemort got it
in the ass
from Serpantarius while
Zodiac eated bread
that Celdia cooked
with lovable Kokojo's
mad cooking skills
that burned down
the ivalice city
of Murond. Therefore
a Summoner casted
Midgar Zolom to
get into the
time warp that
destroyed the Leo
Serpent of doom
known as Kokojo.
So the time
dragonballs were cracked
and the apocalypse
was barely avoided
thanks to Chimp
who fucked Queklain.
with a banhammer
that was made
from pubic hair
from Kokojo's *censored*
found in the
*censored* of PX
that also held
Kokojo's *censor*, with
some uncanny viruses.
These viruses masturbated
they came from
Kokojo's panties, hidden
on a spaceship
that sunk in
your moms personal
-censored- bubble of
doom, that concealed
Smash's doomsday device
Built out of
*censored*'s *censored*
and Orlandu's favorite
apple pie, which
was planning too
devour an entire
sun, when suddenly
the sun EXPLODED
this is gay
said Dr. Asmo
who was gay
hey, wait, *combo breaking lvl 4*
revive the old never ending story thread??
where is it?
Find it!
and fucked Voldemort
's moldy cheese wheel
while eatin one
pound of giant
ebenist with artificials
hey, wait, *combo breaking lvl 4*
revive the old never ending story thread??
where is it?
Find it!
I'm on a
fucking boat, doing
flips and shit
this dolphin's splashin
Belive me when
Orlandu says something
cau'z he's a
fat lard. fin
inishing move super combo!
Finish him! Fatality!
Scorpion wins. You
must eat cold
dog poop of
the depths of
DP's anal cavity.
So then he
could refill with
tab and mountaindew
and lotsa Fritos.
cause codemonkey like
Fritos, and codemonkey
like tab and
mountaindew. Codemonkey very
very very very
3 word stories
always suck nutsack
no exceptions. EVER
But ffzman is...
an anal whore
so he will
face the http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhIbfcRiDpU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhIbfcRiDpU)
and lose. But...
dome gives rimjobs
to ffzman, and...
ipsedixitism veneniferous alychiphobian
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, and you
eat the ass
with the help
of captain pollution
Which in turn
destroyed the holy
ankh of awesomeness
that reincarnated Magitek
, now known as
Seraphim the Furry
who loves furries
that are furry
hentai lovers, so
veneniferous alychiphobian ipsedixitism
INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
was hence known
as your mother
in gamefags, who
is a great
Monster, who wants
to mack biddies
at night with
some random guy
but the guy
DIED.
THE END.
It never ends...
even if philsov
's last 2 attempts
were awesome. Fin.
But I suggest
that he is
gravely mistaken. And
should walk towards
Golden Gate bridge
And kill himself
By jumping off
into the abyss
of Delicious Fruit
Story over now.
But we wanna
continue this sotry
not if you
can't spell story
this is over.
but not until
right about now.
nice try but
it might end
when pigs fly
and elephants quack
the futile attempts
at PX's ass
which crushes Kokojo
to scream 'Terminated!'
And then, unexpectedly,
begin bursting into
(going off of zozma's, this topic deserves to keep going, we kept it up through all the attempts at ending it_
in hopes of...
continueing the story
for generations of
fellow guys, who
tiny, prepubescent warriors
the Father, which
,saving the kids
From Muscular Dystrophy
that caused DRAMA
yells SPARTA at
in spite of
the koopa king
Voldemort's epic trolling
That resulted in
death. the end.
See you later
is what she
yelled at Orlandu
for eating his
extraordinarily super sized
hell of a "
I'm on a boat
who almost killed
EDIT: better
post way more than 3 words at a time because that might end this compiled stupid once and for all. And it did.
like a boss
buy a gun
" poster. Meanwhile, the
boss pussied out
Fuck you beotch
on a boat
A motherfucking boat
Hey why the fuck are you idiots running this thread AND neverending FFT? It's like just having one of these threads isnt enough to satisfy your stupid.
kills other topic
like the whore
A merge would be in order.
Make it so.
Not gonna happen
Magitek wishes she
was a boss
Only when Magitek
I'm on a boat
mother fucker, look
like a bitch
the fucking flames
came raining down
comes back as
from the floor
in hyperspace during
irritable bowel movements
The Heretic Ramza
to be BANHAMMERED
by Zodiac the
LIKE A BOSS!
When troll brigandry
like a boss
the fucking peppers
super ultra pimp
with the pimphammer
raped your mother
just like a
real woman would
introductions board died
after it farted
out a baby
and named it
harold the magnicent
who slept with
a sock in
the back of
that motherfucking boat
in the bathtub
of that Australian
dude's camel that
smash FUCKING smash
during a war
against helium addicts
who sound like
..SAVING AGRIAS, GERONIMO!!!!!!!!!
Oh fuck I
almost forgot that
my sword is
in my butt
twisted around sideways
and lodged deep
in my colon
and out my
..HELP ME, RAD
rape that smash
guy's lovely sprites
LIKE A BOSS
who fucked his
sheep and cattle.
And then they
die. the end.
But not really
cauz philsov penis
got cut by
a marlboro because
it was hungry
even though philsov's
wild necrophiliac tendancies
caused his AIDS
. The marlboro jizzed
in smash's pants
like a boss
apologizing for her
eat a bagel
for attempting to
kill a hooker.
with Space Balls
like a boss
who killed pikachu
like a boss
a motherfucking boss
who bosses people
like a boss
goes to gym
to fuck mermaids
in Voldemort's bed
located outside of
gojoe's house of
huge fucking lasers
with Money Dragon
killer zodiac who
possesses a special
mermaid fucking device
that allows you
to became a
boss, like a
Fucking huge behemot
doing reaver drops
like a boss
that slaughtered dycedarg
who was a
bitch that got
what he deseved.
Fucking mermaids is
like a boss
i hate bosses
like a boss
who shot himself
because he is
annoying like Algus
after a party
Cease and Desist,
the party killed
I walked away
being very bored
I turned around
and saw a
a boss like
creature, sporting a
I'm on a
boat like vessel
like a boss
talk to corporate
like a boss
score some coke
like a bob
fuck this up
like a boss
Final Fantasy Tactics
Final Fantasy Hacktics
like a boss
a fucking boss
look a bird
hacking Crono Trigger
Giving Crono many
verbose lines. Now
it is Squall's
job to create
a dick in
magitek's wide mouth
like a boss
. My first thought
after falling on
a beached cactus
was "lol magitek
are you gay?"
are you lonely?
All the dicks
suggested that it
they were gay
like a ripe
, Juicy squidlarken appendage
spawned from Cthulu
in a good
hour of fun
that ended a
orgasmic fun day
in outer space
like a boss
of fish men
from suikoden tactics.
Fucking lightning whelk
up the ass
who dares bring
a giant deuce
used as lubrication
like a boss
of fat prostitutes
that are squidlarkens
like a boss
with nasty tentacled
like a boss
that sucks cocks
guys guys guys
what's going on
in this thread
like a boss
you must die
Kaijyuu because you
have gone too
like a boss
like a boss
TheBOSS must die
like a boss
shut up punk
like a boss
who bosses people
like a box
in a dick
(btw you guys totally killed this topic, it sucks hard now, not funny at all anymore.)
with cheese puffs
EDIT:(we should ban "like a boss" or any variation of such)
like a generic
boss like a
ghost of fury
need word filter
(For "Like a Boss")
and rabid lemurs
died. The end.
Chapter 2. The
Revenge of the
cock sucking PSPMaster
, he wants to
suck cocks duh
like a banned
bitch that wants
nine thousand inch
cock with a
nail in the
tip, adding one
point to his
cock with a
e-penis chart, making
a car near
Dome explode fatally.
But then we...
killed Dome together.
Too bad that...
he was god
so dome died
trying to save
and he resurrected
as Oprah's ass.
As an ass,
Dome died. The
story wasn't finished
like a boss
Because a fucking
idiot rezzed Dome
and lost 50
respect point because
he who helps
Dome sucks cocks
in the man
room upstairs at
the gayest bar
like a boss
with a promotion
at Enron previously.
but what else
does Dome die
from? We hope
not aids since
it is very
relaxing and not
fast enought to
make him suffer
at a point
like a boss
with large shiny
pokemon caught in
the jungle of
Koredai, inside the
ass of a
giant walrus named
Spanky, who had
a bad diarrea
. Just give up
Dome you suck
cocks in the
man room upstairs.
Slash End Topic.
Asmo for moderator!
Would sucks ballz
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Would suck ballz.
Asmo isn't moderator??
Shame he isn't.
Let thread die.
We shall not.
Cool story bro.
I'm on a
dolphin doing flips
like a boss
on a boat.
Suddendly, the boat
ran over dome
(lol dome misspelling)
killing him endlessly
IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damaged and OWNED!!!!
Dome became emo.
And raped Zodiac.
But was counterraped
by a whale
eating super giant
apes monkey. So
everyone went sailing
while eating Hitler's
raging dance of
mushroom induced hallucinations
destroying all Dome
in the world
The End. Or
is it? Yes.
Very much true.
I disagree because
Dome is gay
and proud of
sucking off men.
but in the...
end Dome died.
The end. Period.
Suddendly, dome rezzed
and asked "Why
the hell I
post on FFH?"
"Because I love
Zodiac and I
am Spam Mod
then mod this
till the end.
But it will
just give up
and then fly
far away, in
the land of
Dome must die
. This land was
a very big
Phantom Thief Zero
eating Cheetah's hand
which tasted like
steamed pimples with
wurstel in a
blue soggy buritto
. Eating this burrito
I accidentally Rafa?
had her period
Time for revival
you have no
penis cause you
replaced yours with
a heavy machinegun
that shoots heavy
purple lol patches
in the shower
all over garfgarog
but suddendly, Completeboy
barged in and
albeit one sided
hatred is not
what will defeat
the vaginal leakings
a burlap sack.
Milk, Eggs, Crack
welcomes back gojoe
I'MMA FIRIN MAH
LAZOR! BWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH. End
or is it?
What is this
I don't even
Congratulations! Lucky ⑦s
Hey guys i'm
Back and I
fell on my
boner. Dammit this
is shit, and
it came from
zodiac's hairy ass.
Andddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
The End[/u][/b]
was yet to
so it seems
Quote from: "Zodiac"was yet to
begin!!! Then again
as of yet
Zodiac died. Fin
du commencement. Alors
So anyway, we
Rode one-legged Tiamats
down Candycane Lane
but then, saw
uno strano lolpenis
how odd, it
boner boner boner
all the way
to the moon!
until someone says
THIS IS SPARTA!
like a boss
of mario bros
3 the forbidden
hentai. Marty McFly
ate bad pudding
and got Parkinson's
Plus one post
traumatic stress disorder
. All your base
aren't belong to
us you are
in Fraggle Rock
otherwise known as
GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Knife
is another way
to be an
ass, or you
can simply stab
with a spoon
made of rusty
witches. Now we
end this shit
in the toilet.
But Robocop had
a strange samurai
that then screamed
It'sa me, Mario!
Then Luigi came
on mario's face
like a boss
, then Peach awoke
and realized that
Orlandu was nearby
on a boat
with Holy Stone
and Freddie Mercury
is on the
nearest plane ride
to Guatemala and
is high on
bunnies while thinking
let me out
of this hellhole
(http://www.ffhacktics.com/effects/E202.png)
It's a cookie monster!!!
Ninja.
BELIEVE IT!
Your avatar's naked.
Kill it with
All Mighty BANHAMMER
Dont Listen to
the mute man
listen to belches!
you damn bastard
tits or GTFO
for great justice
call 8675309. However
SUPER
NINJA
VANISH!
failed to work
instead Holy Sword
does little good
in a supermarket
with archer spam
in your nose!
But l i t t l e m o n e y
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hentai loli maid
gets raped by
a group of
death corps knights
with some random
and got AIDS
for no reason
and then died.
(http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm203/PX_Timefordeath/1268467575327.gif)
After you scrub
Dome.
(http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm203/PX_Timefordeath/STOP_POSTING.gif)
No, I wont
Dome.
(http://zodiac.ffhacktics.com/STOP_CLAPPING.gif)
we will not
obey your commands
you cant win
a game of
chess without a
piece o' meat
px's topic died.
Asmo's request granted.
Result's still horrible.
Red font hurtful.
philsov was wrong
there actually was
a big giant
penis in Dome.
Wishing this, PX
killed Dome. Fatality!
But Dome cant
die cause I
am over 9000
WHAT 9000 unbelievable
I cannot believe
There's no way
that a girl
can use her
own dick to
impress a guy
with no balls
however she might
summon an obama
and then a
supermegaultraimpenetrable chastity belt
with a warranty
That expires friday
February 29th. Thus
star craft two
sucked ridiculously huge
cocks in the
lower abdominal area
of a gay
alpaca named Chester
that dun goof'd
and got backtraced
by a lolpenis
3 times stronger
than, OMSA- FALCON
Punch! World explosion!
of one planet
in 2012 again
in the furthest
consequences will never
ever reach a
soap opera actor
of the caliber
of Rocco Siffredi
Who always wanted
to suck cocks
topic sucks now
hell Dome, fuck
for luck, 'cause
dome fucking sucks
cocks in the
woman room downstairs
from the subway
owned by brown-people
. Welcome to FFH
where you die
now go away
LIKE A BOSS
ON A BOAT
WITH CAPS LOCK
get you a
tan on a
giant mysterious pyramid
like a boss
looking like Adramelk
After a shower
of roast beef
like a boss
Hell gone bad
on a boat
. Honey im home
So prepare your
cock for my
jizz in my
pants you filthy
mother lover with
anchovies, pickles and
a full diaper
for your lunch
dinner and soda
flavored bath water
climbin yo windowz
in my brain
to brain control
a giant lolpenis
for 10 hours
and suddenly cry
"Viva La Revolución!"
and got stabbed
hard.
Believe it!
or you will
never get your
RAGE QUIT. Said
him in QQ
huge lava meatball
sucking on a
lilipop like a
big, ugly, fat
, diseased morbid ffta707.
that ate smash
or tried to
I'm onna boat
holdin' mah boombox
IMMA FIRIN MAH
jizz in Dome's
pants, but, suddendly,
his pants fell
and later that
dog gave a
Russian spy to
FUCK THE MEMEs
all day long
in the shower
with a smile
and a wink
clicking my dragons
over and over
until Starcraft 2
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/3f/China_Hijack.jpg)
px used 6...
pies. That's three
less than ⑨.
And that's terrible.
I know man.
thats right motha
Of Mama Luigi
or the hill
Which has a
post no count
My post count?
:ban: Dome
In a world
populated by lolpenis
there was only
Fuck you, whore.
That is why
Delita has destroyed
like a boss
his sister TETTA
on Bervenia Volcano
the next day
He blamed Ramza
for missing prom
, posting on spam
like a boss
like a dome
fucking Red Fox
doing an elephant
or nothing really
but maybe someday
virgin Dome could
get with Smash
and share vanilla
...Lots of vanilla
in a porta -
..Scared, he instead
ran like a
Voldemort-fleeing-female
which is normal
to every one
or not because
nobody really knows
I think that
gay-people are abominations
that's why I
am serious admin
and like to
kill lulz ppl
fap fap fap
and he is
a major creeper
Or is he
a sumo wrestler
no he couldn't
be. Who stole
mah bike, 'cause
ROSEBUUUUUUUUUUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, enough.
Next you meet
a big dinosaur
who very much
was named barney.
Oh no! Mothra
trucka of st.
WELCOME BACK GOJOE!!!
I AM BACK!!!
Are you back?
back in black
with new hotness
and a pack
--a fanny pack!
with beer in
twelve six zero
Voldemort took a
merry trip down
to the fridge
and took out
a giant lolpenis
and sucked it
"Tastes like diarrhoea"
But who cares
I have sucked worse
like my grandma
's penis
which tasted like
ban for lolpenis
which also tasted
like teen spirit
Bieber penor power!
which also tasted
bad with mustard
smells like teen
ffta707 masturbating with
Bieber Penor Power!
What is this
clicking shit dragons
money to obtain
lots of exacliburs
to slice smash!
But excaliburs cost
OVER 9000!!!
After doing an
hero suicide, Dome
exploded, but after
he finished masturbating
To feet prons
One day, Kaijyuu
used diapers
because he cool!
Fuck you Shade
and your little
two inch cock
. Why everyone always
spams shit memes?
dont know man
It's because they
don't even. Dot
their I's. Lazy
bloody fags on
the road
and on GameFaqs
posting shitt review's
about Dome's scandalous
Quote from: "SilvasRuin"about Dome's scandalous
huge e-penis
sig too large
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"sig too large
Shut up you
Shrink your signature
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"Shrink your signature
:ban:
Tragically derailed, the
naruto pacth died
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath"naruto pacth died
but then resurrected
by Zodiac
he banhammered a
tyrant 1.3 editor
, a FFH legend
and avatar pioneer
with christmas hats
named... um... uh...
ashley riot the
wonderwoman tile advocate
on my face
feels good man
like aloe vera
in a box
that had shit
made out of unicorns
shade count hard
fucking energy drinks
lolpenis onthe road
dome thats five
Real contractions only
tali'zorah - Hot quarian
Dome why did
Quote from: "Wizzy"Dome why did
nani ettu baio
I am lost.
Dome speaks
(continue from here like normally)
3 words, shade
Shade must die.
in a fire
because he is
Darth Vader
Kill the heretic!
You suck shade.
QuoteRules:
- 3 words per post
i am reptar
I must suck
an enormous lolpenis
for poor counting
and poorer accounting
, thus BANHAMMER through
the use of
[s:3s2hksvd][/s:3s2hksvd]
for killing myself
the end.
Kill the heretics!
before they spread
additional pylons!
Praise my name!
CONGRATULATIONS FFTA707, 15
big dicks are
waiting for you
in the man room
that's in the cave
fuck, why cant
they kiss me?
You all suck.
3 words godammit dammit
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
I want to
climb a mountain
*facepalm*
Fuck, not again!!!
Fine.
You find a
calculator. Use it
whenever you need
me baby, I
like to practice
my huge "masturbait"
. You little freaks
, how dare you
, I simply typed
as I watched
furry pr0n in
a Chuck Norris
movie that was
as always overrated
for his sexy
use of the
extra chin fist
combo attack that
kicked the shit
out of the
Michael Jackson's pussy
. Must have felt
Good to the...
point where he
started yelping during
this period, but
:ban:
Close topic. NOAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: "PX_Timefordeath":ban: ;-)
(continued from Wizzy)
Wizzy wrote: this period, but
afterwards he felt
fucking stupid PX
being so fucking stupid
and eating banana
flavored lollipops today
Everyone is breaking
through the emotions
of a fat
kawakian monkey lizard
. What the Fuck
, don't fucking swear
, I fucking will
stab you in
kagebunjins golden balls
of flaming doom
3 hacked with
baseball bats and
many other wondrous
Weapons of Mass
(XD. This topic has been open for three years!)
Quote from: "Jon"being so fucking stupid
You just suck
HEY! Watch your
dick growing because
you know, it
he doesn't have......................
I AM FFH LEGEND!
4 words you!...........
ROSEBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PX is going
to hell.
Gary Mothafuckin Oak
ya das right
if he can
mothafuckas niga ass
who hass te
gonna bitch da
booty is smexy
why are these
pieces of text
on my nipples
creating an erection
volcano of shit
and PX is
[s:2zhbkw0g][/s:2zhbkw0g]
very easily banhammered
because Zodiac uses
the power of
Fruit salad potatos
in my ear.
I cant hear
no contractions please
Shizz nizz up
on yo face...
because the beast
has 666 in
its big ass
and enormous mouth.
cuz they rapin
Thus, it starts
to have std
in countries like
America, Germany, and Ivalice
with sexy Agria's
very long ponytail
and Alicia and
Mercenarie's Lavian who
all got together
in a warm
Look at your post. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped (http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm203/PX_Timefordeath/25t8952.png) and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through gamefaqs, finding the post that your post could look like. Look at your hand Back at mine, I have it. It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT IS NOW DIAMONDS.
Anything is possible when you think before you comment or post.
I'm on a laptop
(http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm203/PX_Timefordeath/dwidawg.gif)
settle down spaz
Quote from: "Wizzy"in a warm
bathtub, then they
copulated.
/end thread
at 23 o'clock
under the axe
Thats why this is "Never ending fft"
Continued: Of this bitches
Ramza and Delita
started having amazing
sexual fantasies about
Cloud and Barret
raping small children.
After that they
visit Celia and
ask about a
GOD DAMM TEA
She says this:
I ain't nevah
evah gonna do
a shit like
shera, fucking tea
tastes so damn
delicious with crumpets
makes your mouth
tiny bronco orgasm
like Cid does
shera in the
hair gel factory
underneath the green
wiggly where you
(Whats a wiggly, lol?)
can insert quarters
for a full
refund or ticket
for a trip to
the airship graveyard
despite the cost
of time wasted
wandering through the desert
with Bear Grylls
without knowing who
ate my barbeque
and sperm-filled
tacos with lettuce
and BBQ sauce
on a cold
Saturday afternoon whilst
rapin' everybody out
on the street
for the lol
and the free
high it gets
when stealing cinnamon
toast crunch the
greatest cereal except
the one that
you don't know
which is Fruity
and contains lots
of pebbles, so
my holy sword
just snapped in
three as it
hit a big
pile of dead
road killed chocobos
used sonic boom
and Hodukened the
Pool's closed jon
like a boss
at the endgame
who just got
a sword of
meat for cheap
bracelets and earrings
algus, you fucking
auto potion bitch
and bow-totin
piece of limberry
castles Elmdor series
. wizzy made a
boo-boo in
1.3 and spam
and he blew
DONT F*CK WITH
ME all over
your face Jon.
because wizzy is
not messing around
with women, he's
messing around men
Cause he likes
men naked with
big cocks and
black men naked
with lots of
semen in their
mouths for Kokojo
Beat 1.3 already
lies, post videos
No, wizzy should
his five playthroughs
actually, only three (025,026,030. cuz they're vastly different)
. Zodiac married a
version of his/her
jon temporary banhammah'd
until year 95310
where he will
take a shit
on your face
, then ill kill
him (Jon) with a(n)
Voldemorts atheist-hammer of
reason, science, and
dycedarg's elder brother
who was hiding
beneath the dome
in the kitchen
(P.S. MagiusRerecros, almost all of your posts are in this topic, or in general spam. I would watch it if I were you.)
Of a Massive
Arch troll post
RAEGKWIT DELETE ALL
r999's stuff, because
We are all
childs, and he
has no soul
cause he's a
ginger laugh my
eternalthatcant closethis topic
Sure he can
And everyone died.
The end. (5 words)
This topic is dead
BELIEVE IT!