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  • [April 13, 2012, 12:51:41 AM]
10 reasons to hate Furries
« on: April 13, 2012, 12:51:41 AM »
#1
They have developed a sane, but unusual obsession with furry/anthropomorphic characters! (animals with human characteristics)


Most furries have developed their problem from a very young age, showing how vulnerable our children are to the mischievous Mickey Mouse!




#2
Anthropophormic characters are EVERYWHERE!


Video games, children books, cartoons, movies, name it! They have begun their invasion and they aren't planning to stop now!


#3
They think of humans as just another animal!


God has put us humans on Earth to rule over the other species, not to be their equal!


#4
They have fursonas


They took the "which animal are you?" quizzes way too far; adopting the personality of an animal!


#5
They raise funds to find home to homeless pets!


Instead of letting vetenarians kill off pets with no owner to retrieve them, they defy nature trying to "help" those animals by finding them new homes! They certainly weren't abandoned by their original owners for no reason in the first place!


#6
Some of them wear fursuits!


They dress up in a mascot-like costume, and will try to fool you by being nice and huggy to everyone, but don't be fooled! Once they hug you, you might become one of them!
Note: Pepper spray tends to be useless against fursuits, but they'll stop hugging every non-furry afterward.


#7
They Role Play as animals/fursonas...


Beware when they want to be petted or anything that may seem affectionate. They might be growing attached to you, so you should break bonds immediately before it's too late! It's just another way for them to try to convert you to their cause.


#8
They are sneaky


The person you suspect the least may be a furry. They are in higher proportions from psychology and medical fields. Suspect anyone who seems unusually helpful and who likes animals!


#9
They hide


They don't reveal their faces... those that will stop to nothing to show their furriness to the world may wear suits... But really, there must be something wrong about them for them to hide!


#10
They are obviously confused with their sexuality


Some of them even think they are part animal or should've been born as an animal, yet zoophilia is uncommon among furries. Heck, there doesn't seem to be much sexual aspect in the fandom for the majority of furries. Sex is what brought them here and it's their reason to be; they defy nature! They aren't honest with themselves in one way or another. You can't trust these people!

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  • [April 13, 2012, 02:07:46 AM]
Re: 10 reasons to hate Furries
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2012, 02:07:46 AM »
wait a minute..... but i like pets! oh sweet ajora testicles noooooo!

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  • [April 13, 2012, 03:09:55 AM]
Re: 10 reasons to hate Furries
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2012, 03:09:55 AM »
Not sure if serious
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  • [April 13, 2012, 06:17:09 AM]
Re: 10 reasons to hate Furries
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2012, 06:17:09 AM »
What is this I don't even...

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  • [April 13, 2012, 07:16:24 AM]
Re: 10 reasons to hate Furries
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2012, 07:16:24 AM »
Mickey Mouse is not mischievous. I think. Honestly I can't remember. But regardless, xifi does have a point.

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  • [April 13, 2012, 08:30:45 AM]
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« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2012, 08:30:45 AM »
dont thinks thats funy.
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  • [April 13, 2012, 10:11:37 AM]
Re: 10 reasons to hate Furries
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2012, 10:11:37 AM »
This thread gets two hooves up.

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  • [April 13, 2012, 08:37:20 PM]
Re: 10 reasons to hate Furries
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2012, 08:37:20 PM »
dont thinks thats funy.
It wasn't meant to be funny, but educational since everyone hate furries based on awful misconception when most of them are really nice people and certainly don't deserve all that shit.

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  • [April 13, 2012, 09:43:50 PM]
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« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2012, 09:43:50 PM »
Maybe its just me not understanding that. Sorry
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  • [May 21, 2012, 04:18:01 AM]
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« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2012, 04:18:01 AM »
I personally know a furry, and he is a nice, but very weird guy.  The part that doesn't compute is being sexually attracted to Tails from Sonic the Hedgehog.  Whatever floats your boat though.

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  • [May 21, 2012, 05:45:35 AM]
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« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2012, 05:45:35 AM »
The part that doesn't compute is being sexually attracted to Tails from Sonic the Hedgehog.
Google "Tailsko" and for the love of god make sure safe search is on.

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  • [May 21, 2012, 07:38:24 AM]
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« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2012, 07:38:24 AM »
Google "Tailsko" and for the love of god make sure safe search is on.
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  • [May 21, 2012, 08:55:29 AM]
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« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2012, 08:55:29 AM »
Well as long as boobs are there, you can be certain Tails is at least past puberty, rather than canon Tails which is like 8 years old.

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  • [May 21, 2012, 08:56:58 AM]
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« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2012, 08:56:58 AM »
Well as long as boobs are there, you can be certain Tails is at least past puberty, rather than canon Tails which is like 8 years old.
Explain that to my burning eyes >_>

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  • [May 21, 2012, 01:10:56 PM]
Re: 10 reasons to hate Furries
« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2012, 01:10:56 PM »
I personally know a furry, and he is a nice, but very weird guy.  The part that doesn't compute is being sexually attracted to Tails from Sonic the Hedgehog.  Whatever floats your boat though.
Yeah, furries are so weird and crazy, but really nice too from my experience. Most of us on FFH are weird/crazy, furries just take it to the next level lol.

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  • [May 21, 2012, 09:42:00 PM]
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« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2012, 09:42:00 PM »
People are people. Furries are simply people who identify with anthropomorphism, to some degree. Nothing more. No further assumptions can be made about any random furry than that without prejudice coming into play. They are as varied as any other group; some are nice, some are jackasses, some are whatever.


People need to stop being so strict as to what "normal" is, and definitely stop being shitty to those who don't conform. Weird is fine.

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  • [June 18, 2012, 08:55:34 PM]
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« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2012, 08:55:34 PM »
God gave us dominion over animals, true, but that also is a double-edged sword in that we're responsible for the environment we live in.  Gross negligence and bestiality are their own sins for a reason.  Furries are just hilarious, but being nice and burning in hell is a combo that leads to demon-rape.  In short, I pity them more than anything.
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  • [June 18, 2012, 10:01:03 PM]
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« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2012, 10:01:03 PM »
Can't tell if serious.

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  • [September 26, 2012, 08:46:01 PM]
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  • [September 27, 2012, 06:01:34 AM]
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« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2012, 06:01:34 AM »
My view might be an unorthodox one: I don't believe in "public indecency" laws. If people wanna bone each other in a public park, or on a car hood, or whatever, that's fine by me.

Given that these people should know the local laws though, they're still very much guilty of irresponsibility.

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