Dome, let's face it. Ever since you've taken over this place, this place has been in decline. Spam is now populated with:
1) Serious posts.
2) Insufficient trolling.
3) Posts insulting your authority.
All this reduces the volume of posts in Spam. This reflects on your lack of creativity and skill at trolling, which is an insult to the traditions of this subforum. Thus, we need to transfer your authority to someone more skilled at trolling, hence the title. Either that, or we satisfy Celdia and Eternal's wish of closing this place since it is now completely worthless.