Beowulf Cadmus: Defense Attorney 
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (Nintendo DS)
February 5, 10:05 AM
Lionel Castle
Judge's ChambersFebruary 5, 10:05 AM, Bremondt Freitberg (Prosecutor) alleges that Reis Duelar, in the form of a dragon, is guilty of
"Grand Theft Holy Stone", demanding the plaintiff be locked up in
Prosecutor Freitberg's Private Prison.
February 5, 10:10 AM, the prosecution presents the
"Aquarius Holy Stone" into the
Court Record.
February 5, 10:12 AM, Prosecutor Freitberg pushes a motion for the judge to immediately sentence the defendant to imprisonment due to a lack of any clear opposition from the defendant. In response to this, the defendant pleads:
"RAWR!"February 5, 10:15 AM, Judge Alazlam begins sentencing Reis Duelar, taking the RAWR defense into account. Until...
February 5, 10:16 AM, Beowulf Cadmus heroically storms into the room, shouting,
"HOLD IT!"February 5, 10:18 AM, Beowulf Cadmus presents a motion to the judge. The motion is for Defense Attorney Cadmus to represent the defendant, Reis Duelar. The defendant is heard to comment: "Rawr."
February 5, 10:20 AM, Defense Attorney Cadmus joins the defendant's bench.
February 5, 10:25 AM, Prosecutor Freitberg, noticeably perturbed, calls his first witness, Aliste Rosenheim, a member of the Gryphon Knights.
February 5, 10:27 AM, Aliste Rosenheim testifies that he witnessed Reis Duelar stealing the Aquarius Holy Stone. The defendant is heard to say:
"RAWR!"February 5, 10:30 AM, Prosecutor Freitberg claims that this statement is incontrovertible proof of the defendant's guilt.
February 5, 10:31 AM, Beowulf Cadmus is heard to scream:
"OBJECTION! Cancer!" The witness is noted to begin to sweat profusely.
February 5, 10:32 AM, Prosecutor Freitberg retorts with an
"OBJECTION!" to the objection.
February 5, 10:35 AM, Defense Attorney Cadmus proceeds to explain Aliste Rosenheim's medical condition and the man's honor-obsessed desire to face off against his former captain, Beowulf Cadmus! Prosecutor Freitberg is observed to pull at his own mustache in anger.
February 5, 10:40 AM, the witness refuses to admit to the defense's allegations, claiming instead that his former captain was in on the theft, smuggly claiming that it was his word against the former captain's.
February 5, 10:42 AM, Defense Attorney Cadmus is witnessed to again scream:
"OBJECTION! Cancer!"February 5, 10:43 AM, Defense Attorney Cadmus moves the
"Cancer Holy Stone" into the
Court Record.
February 5, 10:44 AM, it is observed that the new evidence begins to react with Reis Duelar, returning her to human being form.
February 5, 10:47 AM, Reis Duelar takes the stand. The first witness and the prosecution are observed to sweat profusely and ostentatiously pull at their facial hair respectively.
February 5, 10:50 AM, Reis Duelar testifies that the evidence against her was actually an heirloom given to her by her grandmother as a birthday present years ago. She goes on to insinuate that Prosecutor Freitberg is "
just obsessed with me."
February 5, 10:52 AM, Prosecutor Freitberg is observed to pull at his facial hair until his body splits into two, revealing himself to be the dark dragon, Syneugh!
February 5, 10:55 AM, Beowulf Cadmus faces the prosecution's bench and shocks both the prosecutor and Aliste into submission.
February 5, 11:00 AM, Judge Alazlam declares the defendant, Reis Duelar, not guilty.
February 5, 11:02 AM, Beowulf Cadmus and Reis Duelar being to exit the judge's chambers. Until...
February 5, 11:05 AM, the caretaker of the Nevleska Temple is observed dragging a smouldering pile of robotics into the judge's chambers. He is further observed to allege that Beowulf Cadmus and an accomplice, Ramza Beoulve, are both equally guilty of
"Willful Destruction of Temple Property".
February 6, 9:00 AM, Beowulf Cadmus and Ramza Beoulve enter lock-up with the criminal mercenary, Goffard Gaffgarion. It is observed to be a very long 30-day sentence for both Beowulf Cadmus and Ramza Beoulve.