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The Lounge / Re: Solo Thief Challenge (and my other ongoing LPs)
« on: August 08, 2012, 07:43:00 PM »
Velius, you ill-thriven ding dongs.

Spam / Re: FFH The Drinking
« on: July 28, 2012, 03:55:23 AM »
Every time Dome mentions Spam, eat some Spam.

The Lounge / Re: Steam sales:
« on: July 21, 2012, 06:00:42 PM »
Bastion (AMAZING game!)
Portal 2
Half Life
Half Life 2
Trine 2
Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet

I already had Trine 1 and Terraria. And so far, I've only played Limbo, Bastion, and Portal.

Spam / Re: Guess the forum' member!
« on: July 10, 2012, 03:29:40 PM »
It is. I simply do not have enough time for a hobby that demanding.

I'd be more than happy to write and share scripts, though. Someone could even make them into episodes. I had six lined up, total.

It ends like this: (spoilers) Philsov returns to our world, and becomes a productive member of various forums again. (/spoilers)

Spam / Re: Guess the forum' member!
« on: July 10, 2012, 02:46:11 PM »
I do remember. Asmox and I were tight like Bill O'Reilly and Bill Maher.

Spam / Re: Guess the forum' member!
« on: July 10, 2012, 09:48:47 AM »
Asmox never did suck my cock.

I think he was being sarcastic?

The Lounge / Re: The Haxtun Institute of Technology
« on: June 10, 2012, 09:52:40 PM »
My second big acting role, playing a priest who has to kick some zombie ass in order to protect the bride of a wedding that is interrupted by chaos and blood.

 NOTE: Watch in on Youtube, in order to properly select which 3D option you want to view it in (including OFF, if you don't have any of the glasses options)

 Everlasting Love

THIS made me backflip with joy.

I didn't even know I could do backflips.


The Lounge / Re: The Haxtun Institute of Technology
« on: May 11, 2012, 05:31:07 AM »

The Lounge / Re: The Haxtun Institute of Technology
« on: May 10, 2012, 01:00:14 AM »
Hey FFH!

Remember that short film I wrote, starred in, and raved about until everyone wanted to punch me in the face?

The one that was set to be released in November?


Today, May 9th--or, as I like to call it, November 191st--is the official day of release!

Enjoy! (Or whatever).

The Haxtun Institute of Technology

The Lounge / Re: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
« on: April 18, 2012, 04:51:43 PM »
This is the best fan-made pony video I've ever seen:

EDIT: In fact, it's one of the best videos of anything I've ever seen.

Non-FFT Modding / Re: [Fangame] Pony RPG
« on: January 28, 2012, 06:14:04 AM »
This season has had a lot of Rarity-centered episodes as well.

Pinkie Pie finally got an episode about her, last time, but Fluttershy is getting ignored and THAT BOTHERS ME!

The Lounge / Re: Travel Log
« on: January 18, 2012, 04:01:31 PM »
Heh.. I remember that one.

The movie was named after the song. The funny thing is that there's this whole scene where Andy Garcia is picking up his prostitute friend (played by Fairuza Balk, who we all know PGF is in love with) outside the Bluebird Theater on Colfax, and this was filmed back when that area of town was trashy and crime-ridden. About 5 years ago, the city started cleaning that area up and investing money in new businesses--I lived about 2 blocks away from the Bluebird, and it's so posh there that they even have a "luxury cupcake" bakery, where you can buy a single cupcake for $12, if you're feeling wealthy and/or fucking insane!

UPDATE TO TRAVEL LOG: Well, PGF slept on the couch for 8-9 hours last night without getting murdered in his sleep, and my wife and I slept for 8-9 hours in our bed upstairs without getting murdered in our sleep, SO GOOD NEWS! None of us are murderers!

That's the true test of friendship amongst Internet strangers.

The Lounge / Re: Travel Log
« on: January 18, 2012, 12:47:22 AM »
If you're close enough, or don't mind driving to Colorado, I'm pretty much always welcoming. Hell, Akwikone lives in South Park, if I recall correctly. That's only a few hours of driving.

Speaking of South Park..

Did you guys know that Casa Bonita is a real restaurant in Denver?

The Lounge / Re: Travel Log
« on: January 17, 2012, 07:22:31 PM »
Just to reassure you guys, he's now safely in Fort Collins with me, and looking/sounding much healthier.

The Lounge / Re: Travel Log
« on: January 15, 2012, 01:35:23 PM »
Well, today is an extremely odd day--between my work schedule and my wife's work schedule--for me to even attempt to drive out of town, but if you can make it to Colorado Springs or Denver by Monday, I could certainly meet you there and drive you the rest of the way.. back to my Sunny Pleasure Dome (and caves of ice).

Non-FFT Modding / Re: [Fangame] Pony RPG
« on: January 01, 2012, 02:50:46 AM »
That video is the first of my 66 uploads to break 1000 views.

You're certainly getting all sorts of attention now!

My wife, my bronies and my pegasistas have all loved what they've seen so far.

Non-FFT Modding / Re: [Fangame] Pony RPG
« on: December 27, 2011, 10:49:09 AM »
Here you go!

Hope this helps bring in some decent feedback for you -- or, even better, some sprite artists / programmers / whatever! I'd love to see this game's progress.

Non-FFT Modding / Re: [Fangame] Pony RPG
« on: December 27, 2011, 09:01:02 AM »
I am definitely interested.

I will do a LP of your demo very soon as well.

The Lounge / Re: Solo Thief Challenge (and my other ongoing LPs)
« on: December 27, 2011, 03:49:33 AM »
Sorry, I've been neglecting this thread!

Golgorand Execution Site LIVESTREAM -

Be sure to read the description - This is only the last hour and 10 mins of the event. (But it has the important parts.. the END).

My thanks to Eternal, for helping to direct people from FFH over to the channel, and my apologies to Celdia (and anyone else who followed Eternal's direction) for the hour and a half of technical difficulties!!! We did finally get it working properly, but I fear we lost a lot of viewers in the process.

Next time, it'll be much smoother; I promise.

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