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Started by PX_Timefordeath, September 12, 2011, 03:24:12 pm

Dome

>Shouting loud "I'M A FFH LEGEND! YOU CANNOT BAN ME!" I begin to cast Zodiac

"Be wise today so you don't cry tomorrow"

Celdia

Wow, only on Page 5 and Dome is already jumping the shark.
  • Modding version: PSX
  • Discord username: Celdia#0

Joseph Strife

Quote from: Celdia on September 21, 2011, 11:15:50 pm
> leave corpse as a ghost and start haunting Eternal

Quote from: Twinees on September 22, 2011, 03:56:33 am
>like the movie "Ghost", I learn how to move objects as a ghost, and use this ability to hurl things at Eternal.

Man, You realy like Eternal...

Quote from: Celdia on September 22, 2011, 04:48:28 am
Wow, only on Page 5 and Dome is already jumping the shark.

This isn't Spam you know...
Gaffgarion: It's in the contract!
Ramza: Does your contract says: "When you find a former squire, that now is a Holy knight that has kidnapped a princess, in a bridge by a waterfall fighting a brigade you are supposed to kill everybody that helps him!"
Gaffgarion: ... Sure!
Ramza: ... Let me see your contract...
Gaffgarion: ... No...


Kokojo

Quote from: Kalas
>Hops right in here

Your roll : 5

You appear in the game, and you're happy at that. (+1 next roll)

Quote from: Lijj
>Steps up to the sword in the stone and removes the Sword of Mana also known as Excaliber.

Your roll : 1

You instead step down to a bow in a sponge and you push it farther in.

Quote from: Eternal248
>Equip a Chameleon Robe

Your rolls : 3, 2.

You do so, but you forger there was a chameleon level 10 on the robe! It attacks you!
ETERNAL MUST ROLL TO DODGE
Your roll : 2

You're wounded from the chameleon, who runs away. (Wounded)

Quote from: Joseph Strife on September 21, 2011, 08:19:36 pm
> I cast Cure on myself so i'm back at action again.

Your roll : 5

You cast cure, and you do it soooooo well that it gives you a boost. (Unwounded, +1 to next roll)

Quote from: Celdia
> leave corpse as a ghost and start haunting Eternal

Your roll : 2

Nah.

Quote from: st4rw4k3r
> Realize I have the power over the pants-less ones! Use said power to ask the one in front of me if they would like to follow under me! I am an amazing lord of pants-less-ness! And I shall gain enough power to become a deity!

Your roll :

You ask him and he accepts! But upon learning of your plans, he decides to betray you, since he believes that all persons wanting to become a god are trouble.

ST4R must roll to dodge!
Your roll : 1

Bam. You're dead.
ST4R is dead!

Quote from: PX_Timefordeath
> Pilot a Worker 8 and shoot laser beams at everyone unless they dance

Your roll : 2

You're not able to, since you suck.

Quote from: Twinees
>like the movie "Ghost", I learn how to move objects as a ghost, and use this ability to hurl things at Eternal.

Your roll : 3


You hurl things at eternal! Things like a medkit. Meanwhile, this gives you a major pain in the ghost-head. (-1 to next roll)

Quote from: Dome
>Shouting loud "I'M A FFH LEGEND! YOU CANNOT BAN ME!" I begin to cast Zodiac

Your roll : 2 (+1)

You do just that, but you feel very weak since it drains you to do so much work. You complain to the community that you do everything around here.. (-1 to int... oh wait. -1 to non-agressive roll)
Zodiac is charging (needs continual charging for 2 more turns. Hits everyone for two rolls.)

> Throw a women bomb at PX
Your roll : 1

You instead throw a ugly man at PX.
PX MUST ROLL TO DODGE
Your roll : 4

You evade the man with no problem.


Players Table
Kokojo - Has wings, and a Women bomb that can -1 roll a target.
Eternal248-  Wounded
VampdragonLord -
RavenofRagriz - Has a Force-a-player-to-do-a-suicidal-action hat
Dome - Has a power ring. Gets +1ed by anyone that attacks him.-1 to non-agressive roll
St4rwalk3r - Dead. Has a -1 to roll curse box.
PX-
Joseph Stife - Has two guns.
Kalas - +1 to next roll
Twinees: Dead. -1 to next roll.
I keep leaving, I keep coming back. Boomerang boy.

Eternal

>Cast Innocent on self to avoid damage from Zodiark.
  • Modding version: PSX & WotL
"You, no less human than we? Ha! Now there's a beastly thought. You've been less than we from the moment your baseborn father fell upon your mother in whatever gutter saw you sired! You've been chattel since you came into the world drenched in common blood!"
  • Discord username: eternal248#1817

st4rw4k3r

September 22, 2011, 09:49:45 pm #85 Last Edit: September 22, 2011, 09:56:43 pm by st4rw4k3r
> Realize people are asses. and you know what, screw people. I don't need any dang Worshipers. I'm going to be "The Sinister Pants-less God The Hates Gods and People!" TSPGTHGAP! short for short. (Tesp-Geth-Gap) I am TSPGTHGAP! Lord of Sinister no pants-ness! Raise from the dead, and smite all cows and panted ones! (Skirts/Dress are fine to wear, don't smite them)


Dome

> keeps on casting Zodiac while moving farther to avoid damage from others
"LOOK AT MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS!"

"Be wise today so you don't cry tomorrow"

Joseph Strife

> Drains all of Dome's MP
Gaffgarion: It's in the contract!
Ramza: Does your contract says: "When you find a former squire, that now is a Holy knight that has kidnapped a princess, in a bridge by a waterfall fighting a brigade you are supposed to kill everybody that helps him!"
Gaffgarion: ... Sure!
Ramza: ... Let me see your contract...
Gaffgarion: ... No...


Kaijyuu

>Kick dome from the game and never let him return
  • Modding version: PSX

Lijj

>Accepts the lack of glory and decides to turn into something like a life-size Pez dispenser. But it's called called a Lijj dispenser that dispenses brick sized candies among other strange surprises instead.

(The life-size Lijj despenser looks almost just like a Pez dispenser but with the block letters LIJJ on the side and Sahagin's head on top)
  • Modding version: PSX

VampragonLord

>Attempt to merge this realm with the twilight realm.
15:05   slave: consensual slavery is the best thing ever~

Dome

Quote from: VampragonLord on September 23, 2011, 03:13:03 pm
>Attempt to merge this realm with the twilight realm.

Please Koko roll 6 on this
Haters gonna hate

"Be wise today so you don't cry tomorrow"

Kokojo

Stop telling me to roll 6! 6 is overshoot. A 4 will suffice.
I keep leaving, I keep coming back. Boomerang boy.

Dome

Quote from: Kokojo on September 23, 2011, 04:20:43 pm
Stop telling me to roll 6! 6 is overshoot. A 4 will suffice.

I
SAID
6
!!!1
eleven

"Be wise today so you don't cry tomorrow"

RavenOfRazgriz

>Right, Down, Left, Triangle, harness the remnants of my singularity into a Tenkyoken and fire it at Dome to take out him and hopefully the planet behind him too so that everyone else dies in the fallout.

Kokojo

Quote from: Eternal248
>Cast Innocent on self to avoid damage from Zodiark.

Your roll : 6

You cast innocent on yourself, and you continue casting a endless stream of spells! You're stuck in a magic loop! (Skip next turn! Also, immune to magic for 3 turns)

Quote from: st4rw4k3r
> Realize people are asses. and you know what, screw people. I don't need any dang Worshipers. I'm going to be "The Sinister Pants-less God The Hates Gods and People!" TSPGTHGAP! short for short. (Tesp-Geth-Gap) I am TSPGTHGAP! Lord of Sinister no pants-ness! Raise from the dead, and smite all cows and panted ones! (Skirts/Dress are fine to wear, don't smite them)

Your roll : 1

Nah. You instead become MORE dead, and you revive ALL cows and non-panters.

Quote from: PX_Timefordeath
> BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! Drop the moon.

Your roll : 6

You drop the moon, but also the fucking UNIVERSE with it! (Will do damage at the end of each turn until stopped)

EVERYONE MUST ROLL TO DODGE THE UNIVERSE *

Kokojo's roll : 4

You phase out and evade all this shit... for this turn.

Eternal248's roll : 4

You copycat Kokojo.

VampdragonLord 's roll : 1

You get crushed by the edge of the universe and die.

Vamdragonlord is dead!

RavenofRagriz's roll : 2
You get hurt by a random comet while everything is falling. (Wounded)

Dome's roll : 6

You evade the universe, and you destroy it!  There is no more reality, nor falling universe, but whatever.

Joseph Strife's roll :  1

You're not that good at evading jupiter, and you die.

Kalas's roll : 4(+1)

You develop magic so strong that your eyes glow. You stop the meteors and get away. (+1 to next roll)

Quote from: Dome
> keeps on casting Zodiac while moving farther to avoid damage from others
"LOOK AT MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS!"

Your roll : 2

You fail. You stop casting Zodiac

Quote from: Joseph Strife
> Drains all of Dome's MP

Your roll : 4(+1)
You do it from the deadworld! And you get a boost from casting so well. (+1 to next roll)
DOME MUST ROLL TO DODGE!
Your roll : 2
Dome gets hurt by the super drain! (wounded)

Quote from: Kaijyuu
>Kick dome from the game and never let him return

Your roll : 2

You fail at that.

Quote from: VampragonLord
>Attempt to merge this realm with the twilight realm.

Your roll : 2

You fail too!

Quote from: RavenOfRazgriz
>Right, Down, Left, Triangle, harness the remnants of my singularity into a Tenkyoken and fire it at Dome to take out him and hopefully the planet behind him too so that everyone else dies in the fallout.

Your roll : 2

You fail three! Mwahahaaha!


> Give the game back to PX.
Your roll : 6

You give it back to PX so much that it falls back in your hands, knocking you backwards into a hard thing! (-1 to next roll)

Players Table
Kokojo - Has wings, and a Women bomb that can -1 roll a target. -1 to next roll.
Eternal248-  Immune to magic. Skips next turn.
VampdragonLord - Dead.
RavenofRagriz - Has a Force-a-player-to-do-a-suicidal-action hat. Wounded
Dome - Has a power ring. Gets +1ed by anyone that attacks him.-1 to non-agressive roll. Wounded
St4rwalk3r - Dead. Has a -1 to roll curse box.
PX-
Joseph Strife - Dead, +1 to next roll.
Kalas - +1 to next roll
Twinees: Dead. -1 to next roll.
I keep leaving, I keep coming back. Boomerang boy.

st4rw4k3r

> Realize you can not be more dead because I was already dead. The 2 negatives cancel each other out Resurrecting me with more anger.

Dome

> I fall on the ground, saying "Rosebud"

"Be wise today so you don't cry tomorrow"

Tigerspike

> Realize that Dome has been possessed by an Arch-demon that caused him to delete all of his work, and the work of others.  Try to restore the work.
Oh come now. That doesn't even make sense. How can flimsy paper possibly beat the raw density of stone?