I captain many lamps

[captain_of_ze_lamps]

  im pretty cool so um yeah also i captain lamps pretty awesome shit

[st4rw4k3r]

Congrats Kid

right I forgot this:
Welcome to FFH, where all your dreams come true!

[captain_of_ze_lamps]

Thanks ive been sitting here for quite awhile waiting for someone to congratualte me about my new captain status I am just recently stopped being a private of the lamps

[Dokurider]

What is your favorite kind of lamp? Why aren't captain of the kind of lamps that genies live in?

[captain_of_ze_lamps]

Those lamps are not suited for my style of captain-ing of sorts. I perfer to captain the lamps the spread light over the world so any lamp that illuminates I captain if that answers your question.

[Dokurider]

Well, if you had a genie, you could just wish to spread light over the world.

[Kagebunji]

I am amused.

[Taichii]

Welcome to FFH, where all your dreams come true!
hello captain of the lamps im taichii, the handsome vampire
>:]

[captain_of_ze_lamps]

In reply to all these comments doku, saddly I cannot captain the genie lamps to spread light over the world so I must continue to do it the old fashion way of using good old normal lamps to place around to light the dark
and to who ever commented you are amussed (my deepest apologizes for not remember the name) I am happy I could supply you some small entertainment
and for the handsome vampire thank you formaking my dreams come true and I am pleased to know that there are handsome vampires here I was deeply concerned that I wouldnt be able to find any here.
SIGNED
ZE CAPTAIN OF ZE LAMPS

[Lijj]

Captain of ze lamps,
You will find all of your effulgent dreams may come true here; FFH is the genie of light.
{quote Kagebunji}
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[GeneralStrife]

Captain any amber lamps?

[EmmaNigma]

Brick, are you just naming things around the room and saying you're the captain of them?

[VampragonLord]

What about lava lamps? We could use some of those around this hotel....

[captain_of_ze_lamps]

people please settle down I captain lamps that illuminate no need to be specific here and as far as amber lamps go they are not REAL LAMPS
and never will be and I find it very offensive that you would even bring then up in front of me.