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Title: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on September 09, 2014, 12:19:08 am
Roll to Dodge! is a unique text adventure, in that you don't control one character. You control yourself. Each person that submits an action will be acting of their own accord, on their own character. Characters may interact with the environment and each other any way they wish. Because of this, you may only submit one action per roll. I will take the latest action you submit, and if you accidentally make two actions at once, I will take only the second one. If I catch it before the time I update, however, I'll attempt to leave a warning.

Updates will take place at ROUGHLY (+/-5) 10pm GTM-4, at random intervals that should be between 1 and 2 days.

What kind of actions you can perform? Well, first of all, try to avoid doing something too obscene. Outside of that, however, your actions and the consequences are only ruled by two things: Your imagination, and these:

That's right! When I update every day, I will be rolling a die. This is part of the reason behind why this game is called "Roll to Dodge!" Any action you make has a chance of failure or success based on the outcome of a 1d6 roll. Here's a breakdown of what happens:

1 - Epic Fail: The exact opposite happens
2 - Fail: You fail to complete the action
3 - Troubling Success: You complete the action, however not without trouble or damage.
4 - Success: You complete the action. That's it.
5 - Perfect Success: You complete the action well enough that you receive a boost from the outcome
6 - Overshoot: You complete the action so utterly thoroughly that something unintended happens.

Of course, the other part of the reason why this game is called "Roll to Dodge!" is because you also have to dodge things. Players may attack one another, and the Environment (as well as any denizens of which) may attack players of their own free will as well. If you are attacked, I will automatically roll for your character. Here is a breakdown of how the roll affects you:

1 - Fatal Wound: You die
2 - Serious Wound: If attacked again within the next two turns, if you roll a 3 or lower, you will die.
3 - Grazed Wound: Your suffer a penalty.
4 - Graze Clothing: You take no damage, Nothing happens
5 - Graze Score: Your evade and gain something.
6 - Counter: The attack will - If a player - be forced to roll to dodge, or if part of the environment, be destroied/defeated.

/shamelessly copy-pasted.

Additionnal rules :
- You control only your own character
- You can submit (almost) any action.
- The goal is elimination of the other players by making them Roll to dodge!
- Once you're dead, you can still ''attempt'' to play, but it will do nothing unless you roll a 6.
- You wake up in a grassy field, and >wake up should be your first action.
- You may get items or boons to help you, those will be kept. Seeking bonuses may very well give you some.
- Attacks are usually restricted to one person at a time, unless you get a certain boon/item. This is to make my life easier.




Btw, all commands should look like this

"> [Command]"

> Build a Mecha for fighthing:
1: You deconstruct your petting hand. (-1 to next roll)
2: You forget how to make things.
3: You make the mech, but it's not sturdy and falls on you. (-1 to next roll, you get a broken mech.)
4: You make a battle mech and he's pretty neat! (You get Battlemech : Can't roll a 2 while attacking.)
5: You make the mech and the magical killer fairy helped you, resulting in a killing machine! (You get SuperBattleMech : Can't roll a 1 or 2 while attacking.)
6: You make the Battlemech, however the AI is too developed and it sees you as a threat, and begins shooting at you!

(thus, the 6 would bring up those options :)
ROLL TO DODGE THE GIANTS POTATOES:
1: You don't do it. X has died.
2: You get seriously wounded, but escape alive. X is injured!
3: You get away from the missiles, but a bullet gets you. (-1 to next roll)
4: You evade everything like a pro.
5: Not only do you evade everything, but ninjas are so impressed with that they decide to teach you a few tricks. (+1 to next roll)
6: You effortlessly destroy the mech with your pinky finger.


By the way, I put this in spam because it's not really RP. Move if I am wrong.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Lijj on September 09, 2014, 01:25:51 am
>[Summon Titan on Kokojo.]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Celdia on September 09, 2014, 03:05:37 am
> [Summon Dome to this thread]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on September 09, 2014, 03:15:25 am
> [Wake up, hoping no titan crushes me.]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Dome on September 09, 2014, 05:16:48 am
Sup guys
>[Wake up inside a Transformer Armor]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on September 09, 2014, 09:04:57 am
> [Wake up and "Ryqo-Ryqo-Ry~! Happy Bouncing Ryqo-Ryqoshay here to bring you a smile! Even the beautiful blue sky is smiling, Ryqo!"]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on September 09, 2014, 10:23:56 am
> [Wake up and build Airship with cannons]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Dome on September 09, 2014, 01:22:13 pm
Quote from: Vaan on September 09, 2014, 10:23:56 am
> [Build Airship with cannons]

Y U NO WAKE UP?
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on September 09, 2014, 01:28:19 pm
Quote from: Dome on September 09, 2014, 01:22:13 pm
Y U NO WAKE UP?

That was not part of the rules. Celdia and Lijj didnt "wake up" aswell, so i believe i wasnt sleeping.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Dome on September 09, 2014, 01:31:04 pm
Quote from: Kokojo- You wake up in a grassy field, and >wake up should be your first action.

n00bs these days...

P.s: Lijj, Celdia, fucking wake up
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Celdia on September 09, 2014, 01:34:45 pm
I don't need to wake up. I've already managed a Perfect Success without even rolling. I am above the meta of this thread and I'm doing so in my sleep.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Angel on September 09, 2014, 01:40:32 pm
Celdie is clearly using an aimbot or something, bad form in online games :colbert:
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Celdia on September 09, 2014, 01:42:21 pm
Hey, playing fair is for people that intend to lose half of the time. Totally not my style.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on September 09, 2014, 01:43:17 pm
Quote from: Celdia on September 09, 2014, 01:34:45 pm
I don't need to wake up. I've already managed a Perfect Success without even rolling. I am above the meta of this thread and I'm doing so in my sleep.


(http://i.imgur.com/fQtiPo8.jpg)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Jumza on September 09, 2014, 01:44:49 pm
>Wake up without the help of Celdia's bot
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Angel on September 09, 2014, 01:46:43 pm
> [Fall asleep.]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on September 09, 2014, 01:55:54 pm
In any case, il just put >Wake up in front of them. It's not a big issue, as waking up won't really matter since they are going to be playing anyhow.

Waking up is as dangerous as looking at someone in this game, anyway.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Dome on September 09, 2014, 02:25:03 pm
Quote from: Kokojo on September 09, 2014, 01:55:54 pm
It's not a big issue

Not a big issue?
NOT A BIG ISSUE?

This is FUCKING SPAM! WHERE'S THE HATE?!?
Quote from: Jumza on September 09, 2014, 01:44:49 pm
>Wake up without the help of Celdia's bot

Pro
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on September 09, 2014, 03:35:07 pm
Quote from: Dome on September 09, 2014, 02:25:03 pm
This is FUCKING SPAM! WHERE'S THE HATE?!?Pro


This is FFH Spam Forum, not Youtube Comments
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: TristanBeoulve on September 09, 2014, 05:32:15 pm
>wake up
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Dome on September 09, 2014, 06:40:04 pm
Quote from: Vaan on September 09, 2014, 03:35:07 pm
This is FFH Spam Forum, not Youtube Comments

I was the spam mod way before you even knew about this forum
Dont try to teach me what spam is
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Eternal on September 09, 2014, 10:09:09 pm
>Serve Spam to Dome to teach him what Spam is.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on September 09, 2014, 10:36:03 pm
Time to ROLLL
Comments are in blue.
If you get an item, damage, or any condition, it will be found in the ''Player tab'' spoiler with it's condition and effects.
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Quote from: Lijj on September 09, 2014, 01:25:51 am
>[Summon Titan on Kokojo.]

Your Roll : 4

You summon Titan on Kokojo, and he attempts to squish the poor bastard.

Kokojo must ROLL TO DODGE titan!
Kokojo's roll : 6
Kokojo sucessfully parries Titan using a pen, and decides to throw it back unto Lijj!

Lijj must ROLL TO DODGE titan!
Lijj's roll : 6
Lijj decides to pick up titan mid-flight and incinerates it using his lazer-eyes for failure. As he watches Titan melt down, he says ''You've got that Thai-tan you've always wanted''.

Quote from: Celdia on September 09, 2014, 03:05:37 am
> [Summon Dome to this thread]

Your roll : 1
You unsummon all non-Dome to other threads...
Whatever that means, it dosen't really affect anything.

Quote from: Kokojo on September 09, 2014, 03:15:25 am
> [Wake up, hoping no titan crushes me.]

Your roll : 5
You wake up bright and early, and little birds bring you a special token making you immune to titans. (Anti-Titan Token)

Quote from: Dome on September 09, 2014, 05:16:48 am
Sup guys
>[Wake up inside a Transformer Armor]

Your roll : 5
You wake up in a transformerr armor that's really amazing and actually fits you! It will deflect the next attack done towards you, and you'll also look fabulous in it, so much so that you could be a designer. My, my! (Transformer Armor)

Quote from: Ryqoshay on September 09, 2014, 09:04:57 am
> [Wake up and "Ryqo-Ryqo-Ry~! Happy Bouncing Ryqo-Ryqoshay here to bring you a smile! Even the beautiful blue sky is smiling, Ryqo!"]

Your roll : 6

You wake up and chant your song to make everyone happy! In fact, you make the world happy, the entire planet chanting with you, putting on tutus and skipping across lakes! Life is now beautifull and joyus and perfect and cute and smoochy and wootchy and cutie pie ladedah~. As the Earth itself tries to smile, it causes a massive volcano to emerge from the center of the smile due to techtonic plates having to collide with each other. This volcano's initial explosion is located right in front of you, but will continue to attack other players at random until destroyed!

Ryqoshay must ROLL TO DODGE the fiery volcano eruption!
Your roll : 6
Ryqoshay dodges the volcano's magma, and then, using the long lost martial art of buddism-taijustu, uses the pressure in his palm to extinguish the volcano with cold air, instantly removing the danger from the surface of the planet.
(well THAT lasted long...)

Quote from: Vaan on September 09, 2014, 10:23:56 am
> [Wake up and build Airship with cannons]

Your roll : 4

You do wake up in an airship with cannons! However, you're still not sure if it's YOURS. (Airship with cannons)


Quote from: Jumza on September 09, 2014, 01:44:49 pm
>Wake up without the help of Celdia's bot

Your roll : 5

You wake up so bright-eyed that you actually see a star in the sky being jealous of the twinkle of joy in your eyes. The twinkle from waking up without the help of Celdia's bot. The star, admitting defeat, blesses you. (+1 to next roll).

Quote from: Toshiko on September 09, 2014, 01:46:43 pm
> [Fall asleep.]

Your roll : 3

As you try to fall asleep, you realise too late you were in the world of INCEPTION! You're sleeping in a dream and this might lead to trouble or worse!

Toshiko must ROLL TO DODGE dreaming!
Your roll : 4
Toshiko is sucessfull in not dreaming, thus avoiding a lot of exposition, explanation, and about 20 minutes of filler.


Quote from: TristanBeoulve on September 09, 2014, 05:32:15 pm
>wake up

Your roll : 4

Welcome to the grassy field! Il be your guide!

Quote from: Eternal on September 09, 2014, 10:09:09 pm
>Serve Spam to Dome to teach him what Spam is.

Your roll : 1

You instead take Dome from Spam in an attempt to make him forget what the rest of the forum is.
It dosen't go well and you lost your time.


Lijj:
Celdia:
Kokojo: Anti-titan token (RTD 4 againts all titans)
Dome: Transformer Armor (Auto-evade next attack, no roll needed, breaks after)
Ryqoshay:
Vaan: Airship (???)
Jumza : +1 to next roll.
Toshiko : Sleeping
TristanBeoulve:
Eternal:

Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Eternal on September 09, 2014, 10:43:06 pm
>Cast Blind2 on Spam.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Jumza on September 09, 2014, 11:23:26 pm
>Jump onto airship that may or may not be the specific property of Vaan and claim it as my own!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Angel on September 09, 2014, 11:34:58 pm
> [Snuggle Xifanie in contented sleep]

Hey, it works IRL.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Lijj on September 10, 2014, 02:06:04 am
I'm going to move with tact and caution..

>[Cast peep on Celdia]
(just want to take one good long look, and find out what element she's weak against if any)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Celdia on September 10, 2014, 02:55:17 am
Quote from: Lijj on September 10, 2014, 02:06:04 am
>[Cast peep on Celdia]
(just want to take one good long look

PERVERT!
>Grab an atomic hammer out of hammerspace and bash Lijj
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on September 10, 2014, 02:59:32 am
Previously on Super Idol Ryqo-Ry's Happy Bouncy Love Smile Theater: Roll to Dodge Edition:

"Woo!" Ryqoshay cheered as she watched the world smile and join in her chant and dance. "Ryqo is so cute, she can fulfill her idol duties even seconds after waking up!" She was about continue her line of self praise when the ground rumbled below her feet. "Nya ha!" She laughed aloud. "Even the Earth itself is charmed by my presence!"

Suddenly, an explosion threw her off balance. "Kyaa!" She cried out in alarm as liquid hot magma erupted in front of her and quickly surrounded her with boiling lava. Only her extensive training allowed her to avoid taking damage. "Hee... Not used to showing your emotions, eh?" She teased the planet. "No worries, I'm used to dealing with your type."

Ryqo grinned as she leapt into the air above the rapidly growing volcano. Gathering a vast amount of chi around her fist she prepared an ancient technique known only to a few living souls. "Love Ryqo Tsundere Sealing Strike!" She shouted as her palm collided with the burning mountain and sent a blast of freezing air into the molten inferno.

"Victory for my empress!" Ryqo yelled, flashing a V with her fingers. "And in her honor, I name this new creation Mount Red Head... no that sounds stupid... hrm..." she tapped her foot and put her hand to her chin as she fell deep in thought. "Scarlet Mountain!" She finally proclaimed proudly. "Woo! Airship!" Though was quickly distracted...

And now on to today's episode:

"Awuuuuu..." Ryqoshay whines. "Stupid Scarlet got ash in my hair!"

> [Wash hair]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Dome on September 10, 2014, 03:02:54 am
> Follow Jumza on the Airship, looking for some friends to punch in the guts
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on September 10, 2014, 12:54:20 pm
> [Get pissed at Jumza for attempting to steal the airship and attempt to steal it back to fire lazors at op-Celdia]

It's my Galbana, bro.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: TristanBeoulve on September 10, 2014, 02:03:04 pm
>cast sleep on dome
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Artemicion on September 10, 2014, 04:14:55 pm
Am I too late for this? If not,
>Wakes up in armor pajamas
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Lijj on September 10, 2014, 06:18:57 pm
I'm a peep casting creep.. yep.
hope that atomic hammer doesn't destroy me.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on September 10, 2014, 10:50:08 pm
Time to Roll!

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Quote from: Eternal on September 09, 2014, 10:43:06 pm
>Cast Blind2 on Spam.

Your roll : 2

You simply don't wanna do it anymore.

Quote from: Jumza on September 09, 2014, 11:23:26 pm
>Jump onto airship that may or may not be the specific property of Vaan and claim it as my own!

Your roll : 3 (+1) = 4

You get into the airship, and claim it as your own, taking it from Vaan. However, you discover it's inhabited by Captain Buccan, that will try to shoot you starting next turn! Oh no! (Airship, New NPC)

Quote from: Toshiko on September 09, 2014, 11:34:58 pm
> [Snuggle Xifanie in contented sleep]

Your roll : 3

You sucessfully snuggle Xifanie in your sleep, however, this was the last part of a ritual to summon a giant kitchen knife in your hands. You have no idea who designed the knife-in-arm ceremony, but you're pretty sure you want to kill him now, since it kinda hurts. (-1 to next roll)

Quote from: Lijj on September 10, 2014, 02:06:04 am
>[Cast peep on Celdia]

Your roll : 4

You sucessfully discover the ONLY WEAKNESS of Celdia. This information was hidden in one of Celdia's socks. (Lijj may PM me for information about Celdia's weakness. Celdia gains ''Secret weakness''.)

Quote from: Celdia on September 10, 2014, 02:55:17 am
>Grab an atomic hammer out of hammerspace and bash Lijj

Your roll : 6

You summon hammerspace and take your hammer out to strike Lijj, but at the last moment you realise the end of your hammer is actually McHammer himself! Being an all-powerfull being in this world, Mc hammer states a law that becomes truth :

Till next turn, ya gotta include ''hammer'' in your actions, or it won't count! Mc Hammer doing the hammer slide outta here!!

And then, you strike Lijj with the rest of the hammer.:
Your roll : 4

Lijj successfuly evades Celdia's hammer-stick of hammering.

Quote from: Ryqoshay on September 10, 2014, 02:59:32 am> [Wash hair]

Your roll : 5

You wash your hair, you wash your hair, and you wash your hair. Because of your good care for hair, all the other players come to you for an haircut. Since they don't have any money, you make them promise not to attack you for the next turn. (Can't be targeted. (1 turn left))

Quote from: Dome on September 10, 2014, 03:02:54 am
> Follow Jumza on the Airship, looking for some friends to punch in the guts

Your roll : 6

You follow Jumza, find Captain Buccan and attempt to punch him in the guts! However, your strike is so strong and powerfull it break the continuum of time and space and ends up at the end of time. You might want to get it back.

Dome must ROLL TO DODGE the fact his arm may be left at the end of time!
Your roll : 3

You're able to get your arm out of non-time, but you get hurt in the process and whine about it loudly. (-1 to next roll).

Quote from: Vaan on September 10, 2014, 12:54:20 pm
> [Get pissed at Jumza for attempting to steal the airship and attempt to steal it back *snip, one action per turn* to fire lazors at op-Celdia]

Your roll : 6

You jump unto the ship, verbally shame Jumza into leaving the ship forever, and then steal back the ship by simply standing on top of it and shouting orders to the wind. However, this causes major strain on the structure and power capacities of the ship, causing it's nuclear core to undergo meltdown. The airship is going to blow on EVERYONE, in 2 turns.. At least, you're is now the owner of the Airship.

Quote from: TristanBeoulve on September 10, 2014, 02:03:04 pm
>cast sleep on dome

Your roll : 1

You instead cast awaken on Emod.
You're not sure why you did that.

Quote from: Artemicion on September 10, 2014, 04:14:55 pm
>Wakes up in armor pajamas

Your roll : 1

You instead sleep in a t-shirt made of pure harming.

Artmicion must ROLL TO DODGE the damage!
Your roll : 1

Artmicion dies horribly in his sleep due to bad descisions.
ARTMICION IS DEAD.
Well that was... unexpected. Remember you can still get back into the game if you get lucky.





Lijj: Knows Celdia's weakness.
Celdia: Has a secret weakness.
Kokojo: Anti-titan token (RTD 4 againts all titans)
Dome: Transformer Armor (Auto-evade next attack, no roll needed, breaks after),  -1 to next roll
Ryqoshay: Can't be targeted. (1 turn left)
Vaan: Airship (At war with Captain Buccan)
Jumza :
Toshiko : Sleeping, -1 to next roll
TristanBeoulve:
Eternal:
Artmicion: Dead



Captain Buccan : Act as a player. Shoots at the people that own the airship.
McHammer : Imposed a law.



Nuclear meltdown in Vaan's airship. Will cause a worldwide ROLL TO DODGE in 2 turns if not stopped.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Jumza on September 11, 2014, 12:07:36 am
>After being forced off of my newly acquired airship, I construct a shelter to protect myself from the incoming blast that, due to Celdia's actions, has a hammer in it.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Dome on September 11, 2014, 03:57:09 am
>Stop the airship from blowing by saying loud "Bad ship! Don't do that!"
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on September 11, 2014, 08:13:03 am
Previously on Super Idol Ryqo-Ry's Happy Bouncy Love Smile Theater: Roll to Dodge Edition:

"... and then I'll brush and brush and brush and brush my hair..." Ryqoshay sang happily as she guided the rigid bristles through silky ebony strands. She continued humming the tune as she secured her hair into a pair of high ponytails on either side of her head and tied pretty purple ribbons at the base of each. "All done!" She exclaimed merrily, twirling around. "Ryqo-Ry...qo..?" She trailed off as she noticed a gathering of individuals near her. She recovered quickly, however, and were it possible, her smile grew. "My beloved fans! You've come to cheer for Ryqo-Ry! Thank you! Thank you!"

The others explained their intentions; something about requiring haircuts.

"Ryqo-Ry's Fabulously Famous Salon is open for business!" Ryqo announced, brandishing a pair of stylist shears. "Shave and a haircut: two bits!"

She blinked at the responses, but waved away their concerns. "An idol's duty is not to show others her smile, it's to make others smile! If the adorable Ryqo-Ry cutting your hair makes you smile, then how can I refuse? Let's go, Ryqo!"

Cutting the hair of someone else is far easier than cutting one's own so Ryqo was able to add a significant amount of flourish to her work. "Brylcreem, a little dab'll do ya, use more only if dare!" She trilled, "But watch out! The girls'll all pursue ya! They love ta get their fingers in your hair!" She massaged her client's scalp in rhythm with her tune.

"Can't touch this!" she suddenly sputtered for some reason. She cleared her throat to continue a happier song but was interrupted as an emergency klaxon blared out from the airship overhead. "The nuclear wessel!" She moved away from her last customer, "I just can't do it captain! I don't have the power!" She smiles. "Hee... 'don't have the power'... Ryqo-Ry is far to cute to not have the power. She always has the power!"

And now on to today's episode:

Ryqoshay points to her target, the now critical nuclear core.
> ["Fiery Redhead Calming Love Ryqo Hammer Blow!"]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Eternal on September 11, 2014, 11:54:24 am
>Construct a shoddily built underground vault to protect against the nuclear blast.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on September 11, 2014, 12:43:58 pm
> [Summon Belias to absorb explosion's heat and radiation for me]

Meatshield ftw.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: TristanBeoulve on September 11, 2014, 02:10:49 pm
>call a dragon named 'Hammer' to ride on
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Artemicion on September 11, 2014, 06:28:50 pm
>Attempts to come back from the dead, seeking help from a holy stone for revival. (hoping for a 6)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Lijj on September 11, 2014, 06:40:06 pm
Secret weakness? hmm too hard..
"F- IT!" (Titan wasn't nearly powerful enough) >Summon Dreadnoughtus on erribody on ground.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2014/09/04/this-is-the-kind-of-dinosaur-you-find-in-hollywood/ (http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2014/09/04/this-is-the-kind-of-dinosaur-you-find-in-hollywood/)

Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on September 11, 2014, 10:42:00 pm
You guys should really read the whole posts

*cough cough*.

Like really.

Can't roll tonight due to circonstances. It'll be tomorrow.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Angel on September 11, 2014, 11:19:46 pm
SHOMER SHABBAS
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: NinjaWeazel on September 11, 2014, 11:21:24 pm
You're not even Jewish, Jupi.  You're polish Catholic!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Jumza on September 11, 2014, 11:25:26 pm
Quote from: Kokojo on September 11, 2014, 10:42:00 pm
You guys should really read the whole posts

*cough cough*.

Like really.


Hey! My action totally works under the mc hammer law :P
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Celdia on September 11, 2014, 11:26:05 pm
*just stares at Hammer*

:shock:

*drops it*

Yeah, fuck this. I'm out.

*walks away*
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on September 12, 2014, 10:31:13 pm
Time to Roll!

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Quote from: Jumza on September 11, 2014, 12:07:36 am
>After being forced off of my newly acquired airship, I construct a shelter to protect myself from the incoming blast that, due to Celdia's actions, has a hammer in it.

Your roll: 1

You instead demolish a dangerous place in order to get harmed from something, that due to Celdia's evil twin, has a nail outside.
You dun goof'd.

Jumza must ROLL TO DODGE the harm!
Your roll : 4

Jumza sucesfully evades the harm he would have brought upon himself.

Quote from: Dome on September 11, 2014, 03:57:09 am
>Stop the airship from blowing by saying loud "Bad ship! Don't do that!"

You failed to follow Mc's Hammer rule, and thus LOSE YOUR TURN.

Quote from: Ryqoshay on September 11, 2014, 08:13:03 am
> ["Fiery Redhead Calming Love Ryqo Hammer Blow!"]

Your roll : 1

You instead abosorb a Cold, black, angry hater nail-unattacker. It somehow makes your stronger. (Immune to nuclear)

Quote from: Eternal on September 11, 2014, 11:54:24 am
>Construct a shoddily built underground vault to protect against the nuclear blast.

You failed to follow Mc's Hammer rule, and thus LOSE YOUR TURN.

Quote from: Vaan on September 11, 2014, 12:43:58 pm
> [Summon Belias to absorb explosion's heat and radiation for me]

You failed to follow Mc's Hammer rule, and thus LOSE YOUR TURN.

Quote from: TristanBeoulve on September 11, 2014, 02:10:49 pm
>call a dragon named 'Hammer' to ride on

Your roll : 4

Using dark, arcane magic, you call foward your dragon and summon it at the ground. It will allow you to escape the nuke and fly around, looking cool. (Evades nuke next round)

Quote from: Artemicion on September 11, 2014, 06:28:50 pm
>Attempts to come back from the dead, seeking help from a holy stone for revival. (hoping for a 6)

You failed to follow Mc's Hammer rule, and thus LOSE YOUR TURN.

Quote from: Lijj on September 11, 2014, 06:40:06 pm>Summon Dreadnoughtus on erribody on ground.

You failed to follow Mc's Hammer rule, and thus LOSE YOUR TURN.

Note to self, not to make another rule like that in the future.


NPC player: Captain Buccan
Quote> Shoot Vaan in order to regain the control of the airship.

Your roll : 2

The captain had no bullet, and thus did not fire.


Lijj: Knows Celdia's weakness.
Celdia: Has a secret weakness.
Kokojo: Anti-titan token (RTD 4 againts all titans)
Dome: Transformer Armor (Auto-evade next attack, no roll needed, breaks after),  -1 to next roll
Ryqoshay: Immune to nuclear
Vaan: Airship (At war with Captain Buccan)
Jumza :
Toshiko : Sleeping, -1 to next roll
TristanBeoulve: Evades nuke next round thanks to DRAGON
Eternal:
Artmicion: Dead



Captain Buccan : Act as a player. Shoots at the people that own the airship.



Nuclear meltdown in Vaan's airship. Will cause a worldwide ROLL TO DODGE in 1 turns if not stopped.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Jumza on September 12, 2014, 11:50:49 pm
>Try and catch a ride on Tristan's dragon to avoid blast!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on September 13, 2014, 01:59:43 am
Previously on Super Idol Ryqo-Ry's Happy Bouncy Love Smile Theater: Roll to Dodge Edition:

Ryqoshay clucked her tongue. "Ninao, Ninao, Ninao, you should know better, by now, than to send but a mere avatar to thwart me!" She chided the shaowy figure that had coalesced before her instead of the ability she had anticipated. "Ryqo-Ry's Super Special Idol Beacon of Love is far too powerful!"

Sure enough, the dark form was quickly absorbed into Ryqo's radiant aura. "Woo!" She cheered as new found power flooded through her body. She immediatly knew what she needed to do with this power.

And now on to today's episode:

"Alright, let's try this again!" Ryqo cries excitedly, intending to quell the nuke's temper tantrum.
> ["Ultra Relax Teleporting Love Ryqo Tackle Glomp!"]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Dome on September 13, 2014, 04:33:07 am
>Kill mc Hammer because his law is stupid
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on September 13, 2014, 09:55:51 am
> [Try to summon Belias to be a meatshield for me again since Mc Hammer's law is no longer valid]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: TristanBeoulve on September 13, 2014, 12:37:19 pm
>command my loving companion Hammer to burn Jumza to a fine crisp
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on September 14, 2014, 10:21:20 pm
Time to Roll!

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Quote from: Jumza on September 12, 2014, 11:50:49 pm
>Try and catch a ride on Tristan's dragon to avoid blast!

Your roll : 4

You swing around on yourself and jump in the air, and land behind Tristan. (Protected from blast)

Quote from: Ryqoshay on September 13, 2014, 01:59:43 am
> ["Ultra Relax Teleporting Love Ryqo Tackle Glomp!"]

You roll : 4

You attempt to stop the nuke using your strangely named attack that apparently teleports itself. Strangely, it works! (Nuke has been stopped)

Quote from: Dome on September 13, 2014, 04:33:07 am
>Kill mc Hammer because his law is stupid

Your roll : 1 (- 1) = 0

You momentarily stop existing instead.

Dome must ROLL TO DODGE fading into nothing!
Your roll : 6
You gain back your composure and will yourself back into existance. Your charisma and posture will keep you from rolling a 0 ever again : That weakness is not yours anymore.

Quote from: Vaan on September 13, 2014, 09:55:51 am
> [Try to summon Belias to be a meatshield for me again since Mc Hammer's law is no longer valid]

Your roll : 5

You summon Belias to be your bodyguard. However, since the nuke is gone, Belias will serve as your real bodyguard. The next time you attack or you get attacked, he will roll for you instead, avoiding possible harm. (Belias bodyguard).

Quote from: TristanBeoulve on September 13, 2014, 12:37:19 pm
>command my loving companion Hammer to burn Jumza to a fine crisp

Your roll : 3

Your dragon attacks Jumza, but it forgets that you're in the way!

Jumza must ROLL TO DODGE the fire!
Your roll : 4
Jumza avoids the fire and remains on the dragon, thanks to his portable anti-fire instantly-buildable wall.

TristanBeoulve must ROLL TO DODGE the fire!
Your roll : 2

Tristan gets seriously injured in the flames of his own dragon and suffer second degree burns... and burnt feelings.
Tristan will die if he receives any damage within 2 turns!

Quote from: Captain Buccan
>Shoot Vaan in the head and GET BACK MY SHIP

Your roll : 2

Your gun was wet, and thus nothing happened.


Lijj: Knows Celdia's weakness.
Celdia: Has a secret weakness.
Dome: Transformer Armor (Auto-evade next attack, no roll needed, breaks after), Cannot roll a 0.
Ryqoshay:
Vaan: Airship (At war with Captain Buccan), Belias bodyguard
Jumza :
Toshiko : Sleeping, -1 to next roll
TristanBeoulve: Has a dragon. Injured (2 turns)
Eternal:
Artmicion: Dead



Captain Buccan : Act as a player. Shoots at the people that own the airship.
MC Nail : Innactive for now.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on September 14, 2014, 10:24:27 pm
> [Use Pyroclasm on Cap'n Buccan to claim airship]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on September 15, 2014, 01:43:02 am
Previously on Super Idol Ryqo-Ry's Happy Bouncy Love Smile Theater: Roll to Dodge Edition:

Having called her manuver, Ryqoshay began running toward the airship overhead, then blinked out of existence after several strides.  A moment later, she materialized a few feet from the core and her momentum carried her the rest of the way. Upon contact, she proceeded to hug the device affectionately, or at least splayed her small arms across the side of the massive machine.

"There, there, it's ok now." She cooed softly. "Ryqo-Ry is here. It's alright now. Everything is gonna be fine. Nobody is gonna hurt you any more. Won't you calm down for little Ryqo-Ry? Please?" As she continued talking in soothing tones, she began to run her hands across the sheet metal, caressing it gently. After a little while, then heat started to disipate and the core cooled down to normal operating temperatures.

"Dwaaa... so~ cu~te..." the girl cried, rubbing her cheek against the steel. "Not as cute as Ryqo-Ry, but... Who's a good little nuclear weesel? Is it you? I'll bet it is! I'll bet it i~s! I'll bet you work really hard and nobody appreciates you and that's why you got all upset and were gonna go all boom and stuff. But that's not good! You could have really hurt yourself! And you could have hurt lots of other people too and that would have been really really sad and I don't want you to be sad. I want you to be happy! I'll tell ya what, for being so good and calming down like I asked, let me give you a gift. It's just a little something to help protect you if bad people wanna hurt you."

And now on to today's episode:

> ["Super Protective Love Ryqo Heart Barrier!" Ryqo kisses the core in order to infuse it with her power.]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Dome on September 15, 2014, 05:24:38 am
>look for a mighty spam hammer
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: TristanBeoulve on September 15, 2014, 02:13:09 pm
>cast a paralysis spell on Jumza so that he'll fall off of the dragon.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Barba on September 15, 2014, 05:01:48 pm
>Wake up like a sir.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Jumza on September 15, 2014, 06:00:56 pm
>Shove TristanBeoulve off his own dragon!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on September 16, 2014, 11:09:13 pm
Time to Roll!

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Quote from: Vaan on September 14, 2014, 10:24:27 pm
> [Use Pyroclasm on Cap'n Buccan to claim airship]

Your roll ... is replaced by Belias's roll.
Your roll : 4

Belias lunges at Cap'n Buccan and punches him in the face with all of his fists.
Belias then leaves Vaan alone.

Cap'n Buccan must ROLL TO DODGE Belias' punches!
Your roll : 1
(talk about an useless NPC :-()
Cap'n Buccan dies from his injuries and falls off the ship!

Quote from: Ryqoshay on September 15, 2014, 01:43:02 am
> ["Super Protective Love Ryqo Heart Barrier!" Ryqo kisses the core in order to infuse it with her power.]

Your roll : 1

You instead kick the bomb in order to drain it of it's power.
Seing as it's deactivated, you gain nothing. NOTHING.

Quote from: Dome on September 15, 2014, 05:24:38 am
>look for a mighty spam hammer

Your roll : 2

You pick your nose. It's much more interesting then a silly hammer.

Quote from: TristanBeoulve on September 15, 2014, 02:13:09 pm
>cast a paralysis spell on Jumza so that he'll fall off of the dragon.

Your roll : 2
You decide to instead stare at Jumza with a disaproving look. It dosen't work well.

Quote from: c on September 15, 2014, 05:01:48 pm
>Wake up like a sir.

Your roll : 4

You wake up with a mustache. Welcome to the grassy field!

Quote from: Jumza on September 15, 2014, 06:00:56 pm
>Shove TristanBeoulve off his own dragon!

Your roll : 5

You shove TristanBeoulve off of his own dragon. The dragon sees this as a display of power and thus, joins you instead of Tristan!

TristanBeoulve must ROLL TO DODGE the fall!
Your roll : 4

Tristan is able to do a simple Barrel roll in midair and thus regains enought momentum to land on the ground safely. However, he's deeply sadened by the dragon's betrayal.

This is a very boring round... so many 2 and 4.





Lijj: Knows Celdia's weakness.
Celdia: Has a secret weakness.
Dome: Transformer Armor (Auto-evade next attack, no roll needed, breaks after), Cannot roll a 0.
Ryqoshay:
Vaan: Airship
Jumza : Has a dragon.
Toshiko : Sleeping, -1 to next roll
TristanBeoulve: Injured (1 turns)
Eternal :
Barba :
Artmicion: Dead



MC Nail : Innactive for now.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Dome on September 17, 2014, 04:44:53 am
>Meditate to reach godhood
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on September 17, 2014, 10:34:35 am
Previously on Super Idol Ryqo-Ry's Happy Bouncy Love Smile Theater: Roll to Dodge Edition:

"Chu~~!" Ryqoshay pursed her lips and brought them close to the core when a strange noise emanated from the engine. It was also noticeably cooler to her touch. Ryqo paused, blinked and stared at the device before her. "Oh, oh, I see..." She narrowed her eyes in an unfriendly glare as her tone became menacing. "Shutting down, eh? You yellow bastard! Turn back on and take what's coming to ya! I'll kiss your valves off!" She growled in frustration. "You don't want my gift? Fine!" She kicked the plate metal before her. Not surprisingly, the massive machine didn't budge, but the force of the blow had to go somewhere, so Ryqo was knocked back a few feet. "Mohhh..." Placing her hands on her hips as she hovered, she huffed and turned her head to the side. "I try to do one nice... ghek..." She cut her tirade short and glanced around nervously for a moment.

Quickly, she brought her hands up, "Ry... Ryqo-Ryqo-Ry~!" she chanted and danced rather cutely, albeit with less gusto than usual. "It's alright." she cooed, floating back to the core. "You can take a break if you want." Her voice became more pleasant as she placed her hand gently on the side of the core. "You've earned it."

After making her amends with the core, she decided on a different course of action. "I could'a sworn I saw a dragon earlier..." She ponders, trying to recall the chaos of the events that have transpired since she awoke in the field not too long ago. "Yes, yes there was." She remembered and grinned. "I like dragons. Dragons are cool."

And now on to today's episode:

"I'mm'a go pet a dragon!" Ryqo declares.
> ["Adorable Dragon Seeking Love Ryqo Teleport!"]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on September 17, 2014, 12:15:29 pm
> [Fire cannons from airship at Jumza and his dragon]

The skies are mine, mon ami.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Jumza on September 17, 2014, 05:36:16 pm
>Fly passed TristanBeoulve, the dragons claws raking him as we fly by.

Maybe if I'm lucky Vaan will either miss entirely or hit Tristan :P
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: TristanBeoulve on September 17, 2014, 05:43:19 pm
>ask my buddy Vaan for shelter aboard his ship, and hope to become first mate
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Rufio on September 17, 2014, 11:53:31 pm
>wake up dead
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on September 18, 2014, 04:23:01 am
Quote from: Rufio on September 17, 2014, 11:53:31 pm
>wake up dead


Kyaa! Zombie! Zombie! Kill it! Shoot it in the head! It's evil!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Barba on September 18, 2014, 05:58:39 am
>wake up the zombie and make him my slave, like a sir.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on September 20, 2014, 12:32:07 am
Update in ~12 hours.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on September 20, 2014, 06:46:59 am
>wake up and cast pig on the dragon
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on September 20, 2014, 02:35:46 pm
Time to Roll!

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Quote from: Dome on September 17, 2014, 04:44:53 am
>Meditate to reach godhood

Your roll : 1

You instead don't try to become a mortal. This action is pretty much useless.

Quote from: Ryqoshay on September 17, 2014, 10:34:35 am
> ["Adorable Dragon Seeking Love Ryqo Teleport!"]

Your roll : 6

You teleport on the dragon with so much accuracy that it does not even notices you, but you give him a giant hug of love and caring that instantly makes him prefer you over the others, since his mother never cared enought for him and the only thing keeping him awake at night was the hope for the love and caring that would only have came from a carebear if not from you. Reality bends to allow you and him to have your love, keeping the dragon closer to you than to reality. (All others have -1 to dragon rolls)

Quote from: Vaan on September 17, 2014, 12:15:29 pm
> [Fire cannons from airship at Jumza and his dragon]

Your roll : 4

You sucessfully shoot at both Jumza and the dragon! (Ryqo is not targeted and thus not affected...unless something happens to the dragon)

Jumza must ROLL TO DODGE the ball of iron!
Your roll : 2

Jumza barely avoids the shots, but the sharpnel hits him and hurts him badly! (Wounded for 2 turns)
Dragon must ROLL TO DODGE the ball of iron!
Your roll : 4

The dragon sucesffuly avoids the cannon shot and steers clear of futher shots

Quote from: Jumza on September 17, 2014, 05:36:16 pm
>Fly passed TristanBeoulve, the dragons claws raking him as we fly by.

Your roll : 6 (-1) = 5

The dragon attacks Tristan with his awesome claws, ripping off the lucky amulet of joy from a passerby's shirt. You now have that precious amulet that gives you +2 to your next roll on command (Just say you use it, dosen't use an action, +2 to chosen roll).

Tristan must ROLL TO DODGE the dragon!
Your roll : 2
Tristan gets severely hurt by the dragon's claw and is now wounded for 2 turns!

Quote from: TristanBeoulve on September 17, 2014, 05:43:19 pm
>ask my buddy Vaan for shelter aboard his ship, and hope to become first mate

Your roll : 1

You instead ask your enemy Vaan to destroy his own ship, hoping to become mortal enemies. It works, you now do +1 to eachother if you attack eachother. (+1 againts Vaans)

Quote from: Rufio on September 17, 2014, 11:53:31 pm
>wake up dead

Your roll : 4
You wake up dead. You are a zombie~!

Quote from: Barba on September 18, 2014, 05:58:39 am
>wake up the zombie and make him my slave, like a sir.

Your roll : 2

You do not do anything because you are too busy looking at shoes online.

Quote from: rrs_kai on September 20, 2014, 06:46:59 am
>wake up and cast pig on the dragon

Your roll : 3 (-1) = 2

You wake up and cast pig on the dragon, however, it was just a dream, and you wake up again.


Lijj: Knows Celdia's weakness.
Celdia: Has a secret weakness.
Dome: Transformer Armor (Auto-evade next attack, no roll needed, breaks after), Cannot roll a 0.
Ryqoshay:
Vaan: Airship, Hates Tristan (+1 to attacks vs Tristans)
Jumza : Sorta-has a dragon. Injured (2 turns), Amulet of joy (Insta +2 when used)
Toshiko : Sleeping, -1 to next roll
TristanBeoulve: Hates Vaan (+1 to attacks vs Vaans), Injured (2 turns).
Eternal :
Barba :
Rufio: Is a zombie.
Artmicion: Dead



MC Nail : Innactive for now.
Dragon : Everyone that is not Ryqo rolls -1 on dragon related rolls.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: TristanBeoulve on September 20, 2014, 03:09:04 pm
Wow, that was the most beneficial anti-roll ever. I should just do stuff like that from now on.
>use my master black magic to enthrall Vaan so that he'll do my bidding.






Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Jumza on September 20, 2014, 04:00:14 pm
I'm not even sure I'll do anything this round o.o as long as Ryqo doesn't push me off the dragon~

>Focus on recovering from injury
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Barba on September 20, 2014, 05:03:07 pm
>Use airoga in jumza and his dragon to make them fall, like a sir.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Rufio on September 20, 2014, 05:04:32 pm
>shamble about slowly near the disabled ultra-relaxed nuke that may or may not be teleported.

also mumble something about brains
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on September 20, 2014, 07:17:53 pm
Quote from: Kokojo on September 10, 2014, 10:50:08 pm
However, this causes major strain on the structure and power capacities of the ship, causing it's nuclear core to undergo meltdown. The airship is going to blow on EVERYONE, in 2 turns.. At least, you're is now the owner of the Airship.

Quote from: Kokojo on September 16, 2014, 11:09:13 pm
You instead kick the bomb in order to drain it of it's power.
Seing as it's deactivated, you gain nothing. NOTHING.

Quote from: Rufio on September 20, 2014, 05:04:32 pm
>shamble about slowly near the disabled ultra-relaxed nuke that may or may not be teleported.

I could have sworn the "bomb/nuke" was actually the airship's engine and that it is now deactivated, which makes me wonder how the ship is remaining airborne.
But, I could be wrong and since this is Spam, whatevs...

Anyway...

Previously on Super Idol Ryqo-Ry's Happy Bouncy Love Smile Theater: Roll to Dodge Edition:

"Dragon!" Ryqoshay called cheerfully as she alighted gently upon the broad back of the magnificent winged serpent. For its part, the mythical creature seemed preoccupied with other matters.

"So~ cu~te!" The girl crooned as she ran her fingers across the large scales. "I will name him George and I will hug him and pet him and squee~ze him..." At this point, the dragon took notice and communicated something with his new passenger.

"Oh, gracious me!" Ryqo exclaimed dramatically. "Forgive me, Hammer, I didn't know you already had a name!" She closed her eyes, knocked the side of her head and stuck her out her tongue. "Can little Ryqo-Ry still hug you and pet you and squeeze you?" She grinned upon receiving a positive response and felt a growing bond between her and the charming reptile. "And pat you and pet you and rub you and caress you and..." She cut off as a sizable cannonball sped past her. "Kyaaa!" she cried in alarm as it exploded, sending shrapnel everywhere.

Apparently, there was another rider on the dragon Ryqo had barely noticed in her previously jubilant encounter. The iron shards tore into the man but his position meant Ryqo did not have to move so much as an inch to avoid a similar fate.

Suddenly, Hammer told her to hold tight. She quickly obeyed, and not a moment too soon. The dragon banked sharply as another round arced past, barely missing the trio.

"Woo!" Ryqo shouted, throwing her hands up as though she were on a roller coaster. "What a rush! You're an amazing flyer, boy! You and Ryqo should totally have a race some day!"

Hammer continued to come about until his trajectory aimed him back the way he and come and began a rapid decent. Extending his claws, he raked them across another man on ground, dealing what looked like significant damage.

"Hey!" Ryqo protested. "Hammer! Why..." She cut off again as her eyes fell upon her fellow rider.

And now on to today's episode:

"I'm sorry Mr. Man! Ryqo-Ry didn't forget about you and how you saved me from that mean ol' cannony ball. So smile with Ryqo and be happy happy!" Ryqoshay gathers her power in her hands as she reaches out to him.
> ["Amazingly Ameliorating Love Ryqo Power Heal!"]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on September 20, 2014, 10:13:18 pm
>summon spongebob squarepants and ask for his golden spatula

I wanna throw the spatula for 9999 damage
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on September 21, 2014, 01:51:09 am
> [Begin building a wonder that will win me this game in 1000 turns.]

The airship had a nuclear core... and also some wings and turbines and stuff. This is RTD, most things don't make any sense.

I also want to note when I get such a roll as a 5 or 6, I roll another dice to decide what's gotten. Example, the +2 to one selected roll this round was gotten with a 6 on the secret dice.

Just making sure there is no favoritism~
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on September 21, 2014, 07:09:21 am
Quote from: Kokojo on September 21, 2014, 01:51:09 am
I also want to note when I get such a roll as a 5 or 6, I roll another dice to decide what's gotten. Example, the +2 to one selected roll this round was gotten with a 6 on the secret dice.

Just making sure there is no favoritism~

Nice

Quote from: Kokojo on September 21, 2014, 01:51:09 am
This is RTD, most things don't make any sense.

Well, so much for spongebob..but...but...you gotta have more respect for a guy who can wear square-pants cause dragons can't do that.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Dome on September 21, 2014, 01:47:22 pm
>Run at the speed of light shouting "UR TOO SLOW!" to everyone
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Rufio on September 21, 2014, 03:35:17 pm
Quote from: Dome on September 21, 2014, 01:47:22 pm
>Run at the speed of light shouting "UR TOO SLOW!" to everyone


http://what-if.xkcd.com/1/

Don't do it!!!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: TristanBeoulve on September 21, 2014, 04:01:11 pm
Kokojo, you should turn non-actives into npcs until people return, if they miss a roll.
Just a suggestion  :)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on September 21, 2014, 04:35:24 pm
Ryqo-Ry volunteers to control Celdia! ^_^
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: TristanBeoulve on September 21, 2014, 05:16:19 pm
Quote from: Ryqoshay on September 21, 2014, 04:35:24 pm
Ryqo-Ry volunteers to control Celdia! ^_^

That's the spirit.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on September 21, 2014, 09:06:19 pm
Quote from: TristanBeoulve on September 21, 2014, 05:16:19 pm
That's the spirit.


She may disagree...
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Dome on September 22, 2014, 02:47:59 am
Quote from: Rufio on September 21, 2014, 03:35:17 pm
Don't do it!!!

(http://gagnamite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/whale_attack_you_dont_have_enough_badgesto_train_me.jpg)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on September 22, 2014, 12:21:11 pm
> [Use Pyroclasm on Tristan, hoping to make a Quickening Chain]

If you want war, thats what you gonna get!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: TristanBeoulve on September 22, 2014, 01:00:17 pm
Quote from: Vaan on September 22, 2014, 12:21:11 pm
> [Fire lasers at Tristan using my cannons]

If you want war, thats what you gonna get!
(http://media.moddb.com/images/members/1/332/331798/LAZOR.jpg)


:roll:
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on September 22, 2014, 01:17:53 pm
Quote from: TristanBeoulve on September 22, 2014, 01:00:17 pm
Your ship is gone, remember?
:)


Derp.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on September 22, 2014, 01:47:28 pm
Why is the rum gon... I mean... Why is the airship gone?
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: TristanBeoulve on September 22, 2014, 02:10:14 pm
Quote from: Vaan on September 22, 2014, 01:17:53 pm
Derp.

Oops, sorry. I misread.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Çachagrei on September 23, 2014, 10:24:28 pm
I know september isn't over, but its time to wake up. Can I wake up screaming? (if not, i just wake up).
>Wake up screaming: "I am batman!!"(I am not, it was just an awesome dream).
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on September 24, 2014, 12:21:07 am
Time to roll!
Sorry im late! Im trying to keep it within 3 days at most, but 2 should be the standart.
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Quote from: TristanBeoulve on September 20, 2014, 03:09:04 pm
>use my master black magic to enthrall Vaan so that he'll do my bidding.

Your roll : 1 (+1) = 2

You instead cast neutral magic on Vaan. Neutral magic is not interested in exploding things.

Quote from: Jumza on September 20, 2014, 04:00:14 pm
>Focus on recovering from injury

Your roll : 3

You patch up your injury using a needle, but the movement of the dragon throws it off course!

Jumza must ROLL TO DODGE the needle!
Your roll : 1

Jumza receives the needle in his right eye. Bleeding, he clutches to the dragon tightly, only to accidently push the needle a bit foward, destroying a bit of frontal lobe. Trying desesperatly to stop the pain, you cover your eye with your two hands, dropping off the dragon when it makes a sharp turn.

You fall and break nearly every bone in your body as you hit the ground.
Your last thought was "Where are my waffle iron..."

Jumza has DIED.
Good night sweet prince :-(

Quote from: Barba on September 20, 2014, 05:03:07 pm
>Use airoga in jumza and his dragon to make them fall, like a sir.

Your roll : 1 (-1) = 0

You suddently stop existing.

Barba must ROLL TO DODGE non-existance!
Your roll : 1

You completly vanish and stops existing in this realm. No one heard, of will hear, of him. At least, in this world.

Barba has DIED!
Holy balls everyone is dying

Quote from: Rufio on September 20, 2014, 05:04:32 pm
>shamble about slowly near the disabled ultra-relaxed nuke that may or may not be teleported.

Your roll : 2

You stay near nowhere, doing zombie things like pecking at your own brain and saying ''blarrrg''.

Quote from: Ryqoshay on September 20, 2014, 07:17:53 pm
> ["Amazingly Ameliorating Love Ryqo Power Heal!"]

Your roll : 6

You call upon the power of the whatever you use to cast, and shoot a healing beam at where Jumza was a moment ago. However, it pierces the dragon's hide and makes it super-heal, turning it into it's original form : the wish dragon from Dragon Ball. It offer you to fufill a wish.

Your next action will be a wish and will be really powerfull, however, it will be ROLLED. (Dangerous wish)

I am the Eternal Dragon....

Quote from: rrs_kai on September 20, 2014, 10:13:18 pm
>summon spongebob squarepants and ask for his golden spatula

Your roll : 1 So many 1s today. Wow.

You unsummon Sheldon J. Plankton and steal his oldest, crumiest mixing bowl. (Mixing bowl)

Quote from: Kokojo on September 21, 2014, 01:51:09 am
> [Begin building a wonder that will win me this game in 1000 turns.]

Your roll : 5

You build the wonder, and it's so awesome that's it's effects are actually more than quadrupled. Nearly every civilisation likes it, and it's being honored all around. (Wonder- Will win the game for Kokojo in 100 turns if not destroyed.)

Quote from: Dome on September 21, 2014, 01:47:22 pm
>Run at the speed of light shouting "UR TOO SLOW!" to everyone

Your roll : 3

As you start to run at the speed of light, you undergo time delusion and end up punching yourself in the past from the positiong you are currently in, plus the speed ignites a nuclear blast near you. All things considered, it hurts a lot.

Dome must ROLL TO - Actually forget it, the transformer armor immediately takes on all of the heat and teleports Dome to safety. At least he had to to shout ''you're to slow'' to everyone else.

Quote from: Vaan on September 22, 2014, 12:21:11 pm
> [Use Pyroclasm on Tristan, hoping to make a Quickening Chain]

Your roll : 1 (+1) = 2

You clasps your hands togheter and pretend they are held by superglue, thus forgetting your purpose.

Quote from: Çachagrei on September 23, 2014, 10:24:28 pm
>Wake up screaming: "I am batman!!"(I am not, it was just an awesome dream).

Your roll : 2 WHAT'S UP WITH YOU AND LOW NUMBERS TODAY RANDOM.ORG???

You stay unwaken, but in the game.



Lijj: Knows Celdia's weakness.
Celdia: Has a secret weakness.
Dome: Cannot roll a 0.
Ryqoshay: Has a very dangerous wish to make.
Vaan: Airship, Hates Tristan (+1 to attacks vs Tristans)
Toshiko : Sleeping, -1 to next roll
TristanBeoulve: Hates Vaan (+1 to attacks vs Vaans), Injured (1 turns).
Eternal :
Kokojo : Has a Wonder.
Rufio: Is a zombie.
rrs_kai : Has a mixing bowl that's nasty.
Çachagrei :
Barba :Dead
Artmicion: Dead
Jumza : Dead



MC Nail : Innactive for now.
Dragon : Everyone that is not Ryqo rolls -1 on dragon related rolls. About to realise Ryqo's wish.
Wonder : Wins the game for Kokojo in 100 turns. (3 hp)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on September 24, 2014, 12:23:46 am
> Remove all innactive players from the list of the Player Pannel in order to stop the clutter.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Jumza on September 24, 2014, 12:31:32 am
>Focus on reviving myself

(Because we all know how well that went last time)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Rufio on September 24, 2014, 12:49:21 am
>mindlessly walk into a prison fence, attempting to topple it over for no reason.

(Maybe I can meet friends in there!)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on September 24, 2014, 03:37:54 am
>gawk at kokojo's wonder
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Dome on September 24, 2014, 04:57:47 am
>Say "Good night, sweet prince" to the Transformer Armor that saved me
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: TristanBeoulve on September 24, 2014, 02:14:50 pm
>raise all the dead players as my thralls, to do my bidding!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on September 24, 2014, 02:28:34 pm
Just a prescision, when Tristan asked Vaan to destroy his airship in order to become enemies, he simply asked it.

They DID become mortal enemies because of it, though, so it worked.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on September 24, 2014, 02:32:04 pm
Previously on Super Idol Ryqo-Ry's Happy Bouncy Love Smile Theater: Roll to Dodge Edition:

Something wet struck Ryqoshay in the cheek and smeared across her face. "Hwa...?" She uttered, confused. Momentarily distracted, she quickly tried to return her focus on her healing ability. The man before her wobbled and more liquid sprayed forth from his head. Red liquid. Ryqo gasped in realization, but it was too late. She watched helplessly as the man jolted off Hammer's back as the dragon banked again. "No! Mr. Man!" She cried, reaching out in a vain attempt to catch him. Concentration broken, her ability discharged towards where her intended target had been mere moments before.

Hammer roared as Love Power surged through his body, shattering a facade of which he himself may not have been aware.

"Wo~w..." Ryqo murmured, staring wide eyed as the giant flying serpent's body elongated and became far more snakelike. Even before the transformation was complete, she recognized the magnificent beast before her. "Shenron!" she greeted happily.

And now on to today's episode:

"Choose your words carefu..." The dragon formerly known as Hammer begins to intone.

"Ice cream!" The childish girl interrupts, throwing a fist into the air to accompany her declaration.
> ["I wish for ice cream! Deliciously happy ice cream for everyone!"]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on September 24, 2014, 02:45:24 pm
> [Aim to fire mah lazors with cannons at Tristan to avoid any revivals]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: TristanBeoulve on September 24, 2014, 05:32:23 pm
Quote from: Vaan on September 24, 2014, 02:45:24 pm
> [Aim to fire mah lazors with cannons at Tristan to avoid any revivals]

Vaan, you sleeze!  We all need our advantages!
I desire to kill you, and kill you I shall!
:twisted:
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on September 24, 2014, 09:44:07 pm
Vaan and Tristan, I ship you! ^_^

Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Çachagrei on September 25, 2014, 01:05:52 am
>Become a sleepwalker that is having a dream which I try to revive Barba which a spoon and some grass.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on September 25, 2014, 02:07:49 am
Spoon!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Eternal on September 25, 2014, 10:03:43 pm
>Eat ice cream in a destructive fashion.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on September 25, 2014, 10:12:58 pm
Quote from: Eternal on September 25, 2014, 10:03:43 pm
>Eat ice cream in a destructive fashion.


You're assuming my wish will be successful? Not that I mind the support
Woo! Ice cream for everyone! ^_^
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on September 27, 2014, 12:37:35 am
Time to roll!

--------------

Quote from: Kokojo on September 24, 2014, 12:23:46 am
> Remove all innactive players from the list of the Player Pannel in order to stop the clutter.

Your roll : 2

Focus on rolling, Kokojo.

Quote from: Jumza on September 24, 2014, 12:31:32 am
>Focus on reviving myself

Your roll : 5

You don't revive, but death gets you a +1 chance on your roll, to ressurect next round.

Quote from: Rufio on September 24, 2014, 12:49:21 am
>mindlessly walk into a prison fence, attempting to topple it over for no reason.

Your roll : 5

You do make some friends! Turns out his name is Rick Grimes and he's been a zombie for a while now. He decides to teach you some skills; notably how to chew faster. (+1 to attack rolls )

Quote from: rrs_kai on September 24, 2014, 03:37:54 am
>gawk at kokojo's wonder

Your roll : 6

You gawk at the wonder like a child. Your gawking, innocent but sweet, awakens the human side of the structure. It becomes attracted with you. After a few dinner dates, it finnaly opens it's door to you...

As you enter, you fall into darkness. There is a light in front of you. You touch it. It is wet and spongy, yet satisfying to the touch. It seems this was the hearth of the Wonder. It's now yours. Yours and yours only. (Took the Wonder by force).

Quote from: Dome on September 24, 2014, 04:57:47 am
>Say "Good night, sweet prince" to the Transformer Armor that saved me

Your roll : 4

You do just that, wiping a manly tears that rolled down your cheek while the memories of the armor came in mind to you. Y

Quote from: TristanBeoulve on September 24, 2014, 02:14:50 pm
>raise all the dead players as my thralls, to do my bidding!!!!!!!!

Your roll : 2

You instead procratinate because you found a game you liked.

Quote from: Ryqoshay on September 24, 2014, 02:32:04 pm
> ["I wish for ice cream! Deliciously happy ice cream for everyone!"]

The dragon rolls : 2

As Shenron gathers and pulse his powers and breaks reality in order to grant your wish, he suddently vanishes. Seems Piccolo died or something.
Man you have NO idea what I planned if you had anything but a 2... the only number I could not exagerate Q_Q

Quote from: Vaan on September 24, 2014, 02:45:24 pm
> [Aim to fire mah lazors with cannons at Tristan to avoid any revivals]

Your rolls : 5(+1) = 6

You shoot your mouth-laser using your mind, and while the laser is travelling, a magic mirror appears in front of you, transporting you into a parrallel universe : The Queen Barda of the Umzam empire needed a great hero, and summoned you to help her regain her kingdom from the evil Lord Zanakazot. In a years time, you get to prove your worth and make yourself a true hero by freeing the land, emprisonning the evil lord, and kissing with the generic hot chick. As you get teleported back to our universe, the queen endows you with a magical gem that was part of her crown. ''Mighty warrior, this magic gem will protect you in any war, from any harm. You earned it. Go now, your world needs you!"

After she waves her hands, you wake up on the dragon, still firing the laser. (Magic gem : + 1 on all RTDs)

Tristan must ROLL TO DODGE the lazer!
Your roll : 5

You roll on the side 5 times, drawing the symbol of the man-god-child-of-proness. He awnsers your call by not only winking at you in a way that makes your feel uncomfortable, but also gives you a small blessing. (+1 to next roll)

Quote from: Çachagrei on September 25, 2014, 01:05:52 am
>Become a sleepwalker that is having a dream which I try to revive Barba which a spoon and some grass.

Your roll : 4

You do become a sleepwalker that is having a dream which I try to revive Barba which a spoon and some grass. (Sleepwalking)

Quote from: Eternal on September 25, 2014, 10:03:43 pm
>Eat ice cream in a destructive fashion.

Your roll : 4

You eat ice cream while laughing evilly, spilling some everywhere, and doing so in front of a poor, sick child, that is about to die. You look him in eyes and say : "Too bad that you would die soon. Only the strong survive. Only those who earned it get pleasure from life. You, poor sick bastard with no hope, could not even hope to dream to be remembered, or important. There is no afterlife, there is no god, and there is nothing that your existence will leave on this world. Truly, you are nothing, and you will return to nothing. Why? Because you are unable to live; it's too much on you and your body. In truth, you should't even have been born. I take pleasure in showing you this ice cream and I take pleasure in showing you it's appreciated. Being happy is one thing you lost, and something you'll never get again. But I get to. Because I am better than you."

You then bite the ice cream cone, splattering it accross the floor and on your face. You then take the child with both of your hands.
"And... I. Can. Get. More."

You then exit, truly having destroyed something.


Lijj: Knows Celdia's weakness.
Celdia: Has a secret weakness.
Dome: Cannot roll a 0.
Ryqoshay: Has a very dangerous wish to make.
Vaan: Airship, Hates Tristan (+1 to attacks vs Tristans), Magic gem (+ 1 on all RTDs)
Toshiko : Sleeping, -1 to next roll
TristanBeoulve: Hates Vaan (+1 to attacks vs Vaans), +1 to next roll.
Eternal :
Kokojo :
Rufio: Is a zombie, +1 to attack rolls.
rrs_kai : Has a mixing bowl that's nasty,Has a Wonder.
[/quote]
Çachagrei : Sleepwalking
Barba :Dead
Artmicion: Dead
Jumza : Dead, +1 to next roll



MC Nail : Innactive for now.
Dragon : Everyone that is not Ryqo rolls -1 on dragon related rolls.
Wonder : Wins the game for RRS_Kai in 99 turns. (3 hp)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Eternal on September 27, 2014, 12:39:12 am
>Laugh evilly.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: bcrobert on September 27, 2014, 12:43:23 am
>Fire a cannon at Eternal.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on September 27, 2014, 01:15:50 am
Quote from: Kokojo
As you enter, you fall into darkness. There is a light in front of you. You touch it. It is wet and spongy, yet satisfying to the touch. It seems this was the hearth of the Wonder. It's now yours. Yours and yours only. (Took the Wonder by force).

Aha, the wonder can wear square-pants!!......shame on you dragon


>wear a straw hat and clumsly enjoy a nice juicy watermelon

maybe those seeds will grow into video-games :cool:
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Rufio on September 27, 2014, 02:43:43 am
>Take a bite from the self-serve Jumza Buffet.

My new zombie friend seems to be moaning "KAARRRRRAAAAALLLL". He must have forgotten the word for "Brains".
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Dome on September 27, 2014, 04:05:01 am
> Roll a 0
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Rufio on September 27, 2014, 04:26:00 am
Quote from: Dome on September 27, 2014, 04:05:01 am
> Roll a 0


(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080401233203/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/da/2-two-docks-420.jpg/300px-2-two-docks-420.jpg)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on September 27, 2014, 04:31:03 am
Quote from: Rufio on September 27, 2014, 02:43:43 am
My new zombie friend seems to be moaning "KAARRRRRAAAAALLLL".

'karl' is this a Seiken Densutsu 3 reference?
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Dome on September 27, 2014, 04:58:54 am
Quote from: Rufio on September 27, 2014, 04:26:00 am
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080401233203/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/da/2-two-docks-420.jpg/300px-2-two-docks-420.jpg)


You silly...
Think about it:

Quote from: KokojoDome: Cannot roll a 0

Quote from: Dome>roll a 0

Quote from: Kokojo4 - Success: You complete the action. That's it.
5 - Perfect Success: You complete the action well enough that you receive a boost from the outcome
6 - Overshoot: You complete the action so utterly thoroughly that something unintended happens.


There's a 50% the World will break. Isn't it funny?
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Jumza on September 27, 2014, 08:46:40 am
>Quickly come back to life before anyone can eat me!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on September 27, 2014, 10:22:26 am
> [Summon Cúchulainn to poison the rrs_kai's Wonder]

While im dealing with Tristan i cant allow that Wonder to screw me up

Also im pretty sure Rufio's friend is yelling "KAAAAAARRRRRRRLLLLL" because of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Rufio on September 27, 2014, 10:27:44 am
Quote from: Dome on September 27, 2014, 04:58:54 am
You silly...
Think about it:

There's a 50% the World will break. Isn't it funny?


I understand, I'm saying you have a 50% chance to create a pair-of-docks.  Which I guess means you are creating a dock.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: TristanBeoulve on September 27, 2014, 10:54:07 am
>use a spell that makes me get an automatic 6 next turn
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on September 27, 2014, 12:13:45 pm
Previously on Super Idol Ryqo-Ry's Happy Bouncy Love Smile Theater: Roll to Dodge Edition:

Shenron gathered his power to grant Ryqoshay's wish when suddenly there was a brilliant flash. Ryqo squeezed her eyes shut and held an arm in front of her face in a vain attempt to shield herself from the glare. After a moment or two, she opened her eyes and blinked. "Shenron?" she asked the empty space before her. The dragon was gone. "Ice cream?" No response. "Awuuu...." she began to pout, perhaps a bit over dramatically.

Ryqoshay a voice resounded within her mind. She glanced about to locate its source. Be it ice cream you truly desire, the power to obtain it resides within you. It has all along. She nodded in acknowledgment. So long as you desire to make others smile, your Love Power can do anything!

"I understand." Ryqo said, placing a hand on her chest. "I have the power." She smiled as she felt the Love flowing through her. "I can do anything!" She declared as she opened her eyes and prepared herself for what lay ahead.

And now on to today's episode:

Ryqo spreads her arms wide and yells
>["Sugar And Spice And All Things Ice Cream For Everyone That's What Happiness Is Made Of Love Ryqo Delicious Smiling Confectionery Conjure!"]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on September 27, 2014, 12:26:00 pm
Quote from: Ryqoshay on September 27, 2014, 12:13:45 pm


You should stop making such long posts, i dont even read em anymore :v
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: TristanBeoulve on September 27, 2014, 12:27:41 pm
Quote from: Vaan on September 27, 2014, 12:26:00 pm
You should stop making such long posts, i dont even read em anymore :v

Come on, man... I think they're fun  :)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on September 27, 2014, 12:33:42 pm
Dwaaa... they're arguing again... so cu~te
(http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120511051123/creepypasta/images/thumb/9/9a/Fap-now-kiss-l.png/308px-Fap-now-kiss-l.png)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on September 27, 2014, 12:37:26 pm
That ship is not sailing ryqo, it doesnt exist.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on September 27, 2014, 01:16:11 pm
Quote from: Vaan on September 27, 2014, 12:26:00 pm
You should stop making such long posts, i dont even read em anymore :v


I find them hillarious, it's fun to see someone invested in this silly game. The only thing that bothers me is the Capitalisation in the ''actions''.
It's really nice to read.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on September 27, 2014, 01:40:17 pm
Perhaps its just me, but i feel lazy to read so many posts including her giant posts.


Also its not a silly game anymore, its real deal since it has been moved to RP Forum.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on September 27, 2014, 01:44:40 pm
Don't take RP too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive... or was that life? Wait...
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on September 27, 2014, 01:59:54 pm
Quote from: Vaan on September 27, 2014, 12:26:00 pm
You should stop making such long posts, i dont even read em anymore :v

I felt lazy at first but they're fun to read......besides free ice cream :twisted:

Quote from: Vaan on September 27, 2014, 01:40:17 pm
Perhaps its just me, but i feel lazy to read so many posts including her giant posts.

Also its not a silly game anymore, its real deal since it has been moved to RP Forum.

Its not silly anymore :(? Now I actually have to think?........now that's boring, but wait, is ice cream still free? one more before the thinking begins
(is RP role-playing?)

Quote from: Ryqoshay on September 27, 2014, 01:44:40 pm
Don't take RP too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive... or was that life? Wait...

its......its.......its pokemon
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on September 27, 2014, 02:27:00 pm
IF YOU DIE IN THE GAME YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Çachagrei on September 27, 2014, 02:34:52 pm
>Try to ressurect Barba in my dreams with a spoon and some grass.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Jumza on September 27, 2014, 04:04:30 pm
Everyone defend Ryqo's honor and kill Vaan!

Glad I'm not the only one that loves reading the long posts :P
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on September 27, 2014, 05:27:42 pm
Awww... that's sweet, but little Ryqo-Ry isn't worth fighting over. Vaan is allowed to dislike my posts. Besides, if you all kill him, then who will I ship with Tristan? Captain Ryqo needs her ships!





LLS NicoMaki is still my flagship though.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on September 27, 2014, 06:30:05 pm
Ryqo is not that i hate you or your posts, its just my lazyness that is against it. Also lets kill jumza, he stole a dragon and that's a crime.
And there is no ship here besides my airship.


PS: I would totes fight for ryqo cuz she's to kawaii to die in the game.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Dome on September 27, 2014, 07:20:01 pm
I still consider this a spam game
I couldn't care less if it's in RP now
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Jumza on September 27, 2014, 08:06:07 pm
Quote from: Vaan on September 27, 2014, 06:30:05 pm
Also lets kill jumza, he stole a dragon and that's a crime.


But I'm already dead!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on September 27, 2014, 08:57:34 pm
Who said i was talking about the game, Jumza?
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on September 28, 2014, 12:47:48 am
Been hanging out in Lazy Town, Vaan?
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on September 28, 2014, 06:47:55 am
Im not a puppet so probably not
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on September 28, 2014, 11:56:48 am
You don't have to be a puppet to hang with the Lazy Town crew. All are welcome to be lazy! Just ask Robbie Rotten.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on September 30, 2014, 01:41:46 am
> Shoot Eternal with a love cannon.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on September 30, 2014, 01:43:23 am
Time to roll!

--------------
Quote from: Eternal on September 27, 2014, 12:39:12 am
>Laugh evilly.

Your roll : 1

You instead stay silent but happy. Yay

Quote from: bcrobert on September 27, 2014, 12:43:23 am
>Fire a cannon at Eternal.

Your roll : 4

You sucesfully fire at Eternal!

Eternal must ROLL TO DODGE the cannonball!
Your roll : 6

Eternal grabs the cannonball, and lobs it right back at bcrobert using his handsome powers of cannonball manipulation that he learned as a kid!

Bcrobert must ROLL TO DODGE the cannonball!
Your roll : 4

You sucessfully dodge the attack. That was close.

Quote from: Rufio on September 27, 2014, 02:43:43 am
>Take a bite from the self-serve Jumza Buffet.

Your roll : 4 (-1)

You take a healthy bite, but you hurt your teeths in the process ; Seems even zombies are not immune to tooth decay. (-1 to next roll)

Quote from: Dome on September 27, 2014, 04:05:01 am
> Roll a 0

Your roll : 2 Phew. Thank you RNG gods.

You don't do it. Nah, you don't.

Quote from: Jumza on September 27, 2014, 08:46:40 am
>Quickly come back to life before anyone can eat me!

Your roll : 6(+1) = 7

You sucessfully revive and a blaze of glory and love and beauty and ect. So much so that you gain a magic, over-the-top favor from the ressurection god : next target you attack will be attacked by him, too! (God friend)

Quote from: Vaan on September 27, 2014, 10:22:26 am
> [Summon Cúchulainn to poison the rrs_kai's Wonder]

Your roll : 5

You summon Cúchulainn to poison rrs_kai's Wonder, and it loses one of it's 3 hp. Meanwhile, Cúchulainn gives you a death sentence... for others. You can order him to put Death Sentence on any player, and it dosen't need to be rolled, but uses a turn.
You're so damn lucky man.

Quote from: TristanBeoulve on September 27, 2014, 10:54:07 am
>use a spell that makes me get an automatic 6 next turn
ll roll this one but I think il remove them in the future. Thoughts?
Your roll : 1(+1) = 2

You fail and get a 2.

Quote from: Ryqoshay on September 27, 2014, 12:13:45 pm
>["Sugar And Spice And All Things Ice Cream For Everyone That's What Happiness Is Made Of Love Ryqo Delicious Smiling Confectionery Conjure!"]

Your roll : 2

You splutter and splatter while mouthing your spell, failing it completely. A bunny actually dies in front of you.

Quote from: Çachagrei on September 27, 2014, 02:34:52 pm
>Try to ressurect Barba in my dreams with a spoon and some grass.

Your roll : 5

You sucessfully ressurect Barda...in your dreams, by feeding him some grass with a magical spoon. You do get a nice idea on how to ressurect him in real life, but you'll still need a 6 or higher. (+2 to next ''Ressurect'' roll)

Quote from: Kokojo on September 30, 2014, 01:41:46 am
> Shoot Eternal with a love cannon.

Your roll : 3

You shoot Eternal in the face, but the trigger ends up scrathing your arm, making you bleed. (-1 to next roll)

Eternal must ROLL TO DODGE the bullet!
Your roll : 3

You dodge a bullet thanks to your security guard #248, but the blood ends up in your eyes, distracting you.(-1 to next roll)


Dome: Cannot roll a 0.
Ryqoshay:
Vaan: Airship, Hates Tristan (+1 to attacks vs Tristans), Magic gem (+ 1 on all RTDs), Can put DS on one player.
TristanBeoulve: Hates Vaan (+1 to attacks vs Vaans)
Eternal : -1 to next roll
Kokojo : -1 to next roll
Rufio: Is a zombie, +1 to attack rolls, -1 to next roll.
rrs_kai : Has a mixing bowl that's nasty,Has a Wonder.
Çachagrei : Sleepwalking, +2 to next ''Ressurect'' roll
Jumza : God friend(Next attack is double)
Barba :Dead
Artmicion: Dead



MC Nail : Innactive for now.
Dragon : Everyone that is not Ryqo rolls -1 on dragon related rolls.
Wonder : Wins the game for RRS_Kai in 98 turns. (2 hp)


I've been getting a high number of 2s. I am not happy.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Rufio on September 30, 2014, 03:12:34 am
[Zombie inner monologue] Rick won't shut up about this KAAAARRRRRRRRRAAAAALLLL.  It's all he says, even zombies get tired of hearing the same thing.  And that last buffet I went to wasn't nearly as satisfying as I thought it would be.  Plus, it seemed to cook itself in a blaze of confusing emotions that are foreign to me and go away after I tried eating it.  Maybe I should try some soft-serve.  Screw Rick if he thinks I'm gonna share.

>Fight with my good buddy Rick over the rotten remains of a deer carcass.


[Aside] I agree with removing rolling-a-number-now-or-later-as-an-action.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Dome on September 30, 2014, 03:37:44 am
Uff, I really wanted that paradox...
w/e
> Flirt with Anna, the Rng goddess (http://fireemblem.wikia.com/wiki/Anna)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Celdia on September 30, 2014, 04:25:41 am
(Not at all related to the game but Dome's link reminded me of an even better (http://fireemblem.wikia.com/wiki/Celdia) page on that wiki.)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on September 30, 2014, 02:47:14 pm
> Destroy Dome by draining the spam out of him.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: TristanBeoulve on September 30, 2014, 03:45:38 pm
Oh man Ryqoshay, you bring back old memories *wipes single tear from cheek*.
>yell "Aether!" and smash a sword down onto Vaan's head.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Dome on September 30, 2014, 03:59:58 pm
Quote from: Kokojo on September 30, 2014, 02:47:14 pm
> Destroy Dome by draining the spam out of him.

Dont do that! Without my spam, I'll just become a random, normal guy!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on September 30, 2014, 04:00:48 pm
Previously on Super Idol Ryqo-Ry's Happy Bouncy Love Smile Theater: Roll to Dodge Edition:

"Sugar And Spice And All Things Ice Cream For Everyone That's What Happiness Is Mad... aaacckkk!" Ryqoshay's intonation was cut short just before the key words as a bug flew into her mouth and caused her to choke. Her energy was released in a wild state and swirled around like a small tornado, seeking a purpose.

As the cruel Fates would dictate, an injured bunny found itself in the path of the rampaging Love Power. Such an injury would typically only need little more than a tender touch and a tiny spark, nowhere near the amount that was now channeling itself into it. Ryqo watched in helpless horror as her power quickly overloaded the small creature causing it to explode. Glitter, streamers and adorable bunny shaped confetti were sprayed everywhere. Sadly, no ice cream was manifested from the incident.

"Mohhhh....!" Ryqo pouted, throwing a small tantrum. A few innocent bystanders became infected with her frustration and moped about as well.
(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e215/Ryqoshay/tumblr_mjzuvkOxmg1s74h99o2_500_zps269797b3.gif?t=1412105595)
"I wanted ice cream!" She exclaimed several times in rhythm with her stomping feet. "I had the power! I was supposed to be able to do it! I am supposed be able to do anything!"

Suddenly, an extremely familiar sound reached her ears. "Was that...?" She immediately ceased her outburst and whipped her head in the direction of the sound. "Woo! It was!" Such a recognizable device was easy for her to discern even at this distance.

And now on to today's episode:

Raising her arm to begin her incantation, Ryqo notices she had been caught in the bunny blast and has some glitter on her now. She immediately decides to use it in her ability.
>[Super Sparkling Love Ryqo Love Cannon Magnificent Investigation!"]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on September 30, 2014, 06:03:49 pm
I feel that since i can auto-kill someone, at least let it be my mortal enemy.


> [Put Death Sentence on TristanBeoulve]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: bcrobert on October 01, 2014, 12:53:31 am
> Learn the secrets of alchemy.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on October 01, 2014, 09:29:12 am
Kokojo, I think you missed my roll
Quote from: rrs_kai on September 27, 2014, 01:15:50 am
>wear a straw hat and clumsly enjoy a nice juicy watermelon
maybe those seeds will grow into video-games :cool:


today's roll
>turn the wonder into my not-so-stupid alter-ego who likes to grow turbines in his cookie farm
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 03, 2014, 04:43:41 pm
Been a while :V
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 03, 2014, 06:39:35 pm
Hai hai... Poor little Ryqo-Ry may very well fall back asleep in the grassy field...
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 03, 2014, 07:14:54 pm
Indeed.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on October 03, 2014, 11:27:17 pm
Aye, thing is, I've cut my left hand index and went to the hospital. Nothing serious, but typing takes hours.

Il roll tomorrow, and rss, il roll your twice since I forgot.

Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 03, 2014, 11:58:19 pm
Awuuu... dasux. Well I can't speak for the rest, but don't strain yourself on my part. Rest that hand and let it heal!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 04, 2014, 09:55:12 am
How did you cut it?
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on October 05, 2014, 12:10:40 am
With a kitchen knife, working in a kitchen, thanks to slippery bread

Please don't hate me, but I decided to delay one day more : I should be able to use it tomorrow and so I won't have to type for an hour. So, tomorrow, at about 10 gmt+4.

(Im sorry, truly x_x)

I will however roll RSS KAI forgotten roll:

>wear a straw hat and clumsly enjoy a nice juicy watermelon
Your roll : 1

You instead throw your hat away and straightfully hate some hard air-oranges.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on October 05, 2014, 01:29:23 am
Quote from: Kokojo on October 05, 2014, 12:10:40 am
I will however roll RSS KAI forgotten roll:

Thanks Kokojo.
Get well soon.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on October 05, 2014, 10:21:38 pm
Time to roll, finnaly!

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Quote from: Rufio on September 30, 2014, 03:12:34 am
>Fight with my good buddy Rick over the rotten remains of a deer carcass.

Your roll : 5(-1) = 4

You get in a fight with your buddy as he accidently pushes the carcass in mud, rendering it really unapealling. You decide to eat Rick's arm instead for lunch.

Quote from: Dome on September 30, 2014, 03:37:44 am> Flirt with Anna, the Rng goddess

Your roll : 5

You flirt with her, and woo her with your ways of the spammer, rendering her unable to resist your desires... upon you she casts a blessing or sorts. (Next roll is a 1 or a 6, assured)

> Destroy Dome by draining the spam out of him.

Quote from: Kokojo on September 30, 2014, 02:47:14 pm
> Destroy Dome by draining the spam out of him.

Your roll : 2(-1) = 1

You remake Dome by adding some sense in him. Honk

Quote from: TristanBeoulve on September 30, 2014, 03:45:38 pm>yell "Aether!" and smash a sword down onto Vaan's head.

Your roll : 1(+1) = 2
The sword is too hard to lift, anyway...

Quote from: Ryqoshay on September 30, 2014, 04:00:48 pm
>[Super Sparkling Love Ryqo Love Cannon Magnificent Investigation!"]

Your roll : 6

You investigate like Dr.Layton, Max Payne, and inspector gadget combines. Every strand of DNA from this thing you heard was scanned. It reveals itself to be, in fact, a giant dog that wants to eat you. You could have probably have done it withouth the cannon, the glitter or the sparkles, but it was investigated and you feel proud.

Other than the fact the giant dog wants to nomnom.

Ryqoshay must ROLL TO DODGE the giant dog!
Your roll: 6

You wink at the giant dog, charming him instantly with your good looks and cool attitude. He relaxes and lets you ride him. He names himself ''Concourt, the eponymous Vaillant Guard, prince of the canines lupin''. He gives you +1 to all attack rolls! (Giant dog companion)
IS THIS GOING TO BE A THING WITH YOU? Getting a monster, charming it then... pft

Quote from: Vaan on September 30, 2014, 06:03:49 pm
> [Put Death Sentence on TristanBeoulve]


You cast Death Sentence on Tristan. (TristanBeoulve will die in 3 turns unless he cancels the action with a sucessfull roll higher than 3.)

Quote from: bcrobert on October 01, 2014, 12:53:31 am
> Learn the secrets of alchemy.

Your roll : 5

Your learn the ultimate secret of alchemy : Bananas and bananas acessories. You form a powerfull hammer made of pure gold(bananium) for your next attack. (+2 to next attack)


Quote from: rrs_kai on October 01, 2014, 09:29:12 am
>turn the wonder into my not-so-stupid alter-ego who likes to grow turbines in his cookie farm

Your roll : 4

With a few tweaks, the wonder now looks like you and somehow, produces huge turbines out of cookies. They are really delicious. (Cookies!)


Dome: Cannot roll a 0, Rolls a 1 or 6 next round.
Ryqoshay: Giant dog companion(+1 to all attacks)
bcrobert: +2 to next attack
Vaan: Airship, Hates Tristan (+1 to attacks vs Tristans), Magic gem (+ 1 on all RTDs)
TristanBeoulve: Hates Vaan (+1 to attacks vs Vaans), will die in 3 turns.
Eternal : -1 to next roll
Kokojo :
Rufio: Is a zombie, +1 to attack rolls
rrs_kai : Has a mixing bowl that's nasty,Has a Wonder.
Çachagrei : Sleepwalking, +2 to next ''Ressurect'' roll
Jumza : God friend(Next attack is double)
Barba :Dead
Artmicion: Dead



MC Nail : Innactive for now.
Dragon : Everyone that is not Ryqo rolls -1 on dragon related rolls.
Wonder : Wins the game for RRS_Kai in 97 turns. (2 hp) Now is the alter ego of RRS_Kai, and produces cookies.

Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Dome on October 06, 2014, 03:24:45 am
>Become the Rng God
(Permasex with Anna FTW)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on October 06, 2014, 12:46:28 pm
now that my alter-ego is here there's only one thing to do
FFFFUUUUSSSSIIIIOOOONNNN HA!!
>become the SUPER SPAMLORD OF THE WONDERWORLD (I will dominate the internet by throwing prinnies at everyone haaa hahahaha :mrgreen:)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 06, 2014, 01:01:58 pm
Quote from: rrs_kai on October 06, 2014, 12:46:28 pm
what do alter-ego's do? mimic actions or something?


Actually Alter-ego's just some1's different identity/personality.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on October 06, 2014, 01:05:54 pm
Quote from: Vaan on October 06, 2014, 01:01:58 pm
Actually Alter-ego's just some1's different identity/personality.

i just remembered he wins the game for me while making cookies -_-
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 06, 2014, 01:27:10 pm
> [Summons Hashmal to use Gaia's Wrath in rrs_kai's wonder]

Now that my enemy is going to die imma focus on things that might get in my way.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 06, 2014, 08:18:24 pm
Previously on Super Idol Ryqo-Ry's Happy Bouncy Love Smile Theater: Roll to Dodge Edition:

Ryqoshay twirled in the air as streaks of energy engulfed her. A purple, high-collared coat materialized around her idol attire and was quickly matched by a tall tophat with a pretty white bow around its base. "Go-Go-Love-Ryqo Magnifying Glass!" she proclaimed as the energy dissipated and she came to a halt. Obeying her command, the top of the hat opened to allow a mechanized arm to reach out and hand her the requested tool. As she inspected the situation it became clear that while a Love Cannon had indeed been fired, what she had actually heard had been the bark of a massive dog. Frowning, she stuck a pinky in her ear to clean out whatever gunk had apparently disrupted her otherwise keen senses.

The dog growled and leaped at the girl. For a moment, it seemed as though time had slowed for her as she discerned the beast's trajectory and performed a shoulder sliding dodge to the side. It returned to normal speed and she kipped back up to her feet. "Ah ah ah!" she waggled a finger at the angry hound. "That wasn't very nice Mr. Poochy! What say we change that attitude of yours?" Pressing two fingers to her lips, she winked and blew a kiss. "Chu~"

The hairs on the dog's neck flattened and its ears perked up as it stopped growling and began to wag its tail. After a moment, it lowered its head and shoulders as if bowing. "Milady, forgive my rudeness. I am known as Concourt, the Eponymous Valiant Guard, Prince of the Canines Lupin."

"Nya ha!" Ryqo laughed. "Milady sounds too formal! Call my Ryqo-Ry!" She pointed to herself and grinned.

"Very well, Ryqo, you may refer to me as Concourt." the royal canine bowed lower. "Climb upon my back and allow me the honor of escorting you to your destination."

And now on to today's episode:

"Hai~!" the Ryqo cheers and jumps onto her new mount. Immediately, she begins to scratch him behind his ears. "Onward!" She points with her free hand. "Let's go find that Love Cannon and whoever fired it!"
>["Super Canine Combo Love Ryqo Love Cannon Location Tracking!"]

Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: TristanBeoulve on October 08, 2014, 02:04:09 pm
>divert the death sentence to Vaan!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on October 09, 2014, 10:07:52 pm
Time to roll

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Quote from: Dome on October 06, 2014, 03:24:45 am
>Become the Rng God

Your roll : 1 (Averaged to 1) = 1

You instead become the normal-number everyday man. (Next turn, you roll a 2 or 4)

Quote from: rrs_kai on October 06, 2014, 12:46:28 pm
>become the SUPER SPAMLORD OF THE WONDERWORLD

Your roll : 6

As you power up and tense the power grid to your liking, a sudden buldge of power appears in your eyes. It seems the truth of spam cannot be seen, as it's true form is not for the mortal man. However, there is a chance you could conquer it and emerge victorious...

rrs_kai must ROLL TO DODGE the incomprehensible!
Your roll : 4

You sucessfully avoid imploding from a fray of information, and begin powering up in your true form... the spamlord. (+1 hp)

Quote from: Vaan on October 06, 2014, 01:27:10 pm
> [Summons Hashmal to use Gaia's Wrath in rrs_kai's wonder]

Your roll : 2

You summon Hasmal, but then he gets you hooked on a steam game and it's like you never meant to attack.

Quote from: Ryqoshay on October 06, 2014, 08:18:24 pm
>["Super Canine Combo Love Ryqo Love Cannon Location Tracking!"]

Your roll : 3

As you cast your detection spell and location the love cannon in a far away land of love cannons, your new companion is very, very exited by your mission, and departs in the sky as if it were a meteor to find your love cannon. However, it had no knowledge of physics, and you were blown backwards as he left and injured yourself on a giant candle that was just lying there.
The candle frowns at you. (-1 to next roll)

Quote from: TristanBeoulve on October 08, 2014, 02:04:09 pm
>divert the death sentence to Vaan!

Your roll : 5 Technicly not an attack by itself.

You use a secret shaman technique called ''Remote internet killing'' and begin to shut down Vaan's hearth. The power surging from the curse you diverted unto him removes yours, somehow Whatever. and suddently, you realise that you are forever immune to curses and special conditions after that single infection. (Immune to special conditions)

Vaan will die in 3 turns


Dome: Cannot roll a 0, Rolls a 2 or 4 next round.
Ryqoshay: Giant dog companion(+1 to all attacks). -1 to next roll
bcrobert: +2 to next attack
Vaan: Airship, Hates Tristan (+1 to attacks vs Tristans), Magic gem (+ 1 on all RTDs), Will die in 3 turns.
TristanBeoulve: Hates Vaan (+1 to attacks vs Vaans), Immune to special conditions)
Eternal : -1 to next roll
Kokojo :
Rufio: Is a zombie, +1 to attack rolls
rrs_kai : Has a mixing bowl that's nasty,Has a Wonder, 2hp
Çachagrei : Sleepwalking, +2 to next ''Ressurect'' roll
Jumza : God friend(Next attack is double)
Barba :Dead
Artmicion: Dead



MC Nail : Innactive for now.
Dragon : Everyone that is not Ryqo rolls -1 on dragon related rolls.
Wonder : Wins the game for RRS_Kai in 96 turns. (2 hp) Now is the alter ego of RRS_Kai, and produces cookies.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Dome on October 10, 2014, 04:02:55 am
>Team up with Dycedarg's elder brother
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 10, 2014, 08:33:37 am
> [Summon Ultima so she purifies death sentence off me with her light]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on October 10, 2014, 12:14:04 pm
Quote from: Kokojo on October 09, 2014, 10:07:52 pm
You sucessfully avoid imploding from a fray of information, and begin powering up in your true form... the spamlord. (+1 hp)

Since I fused with my wonder (alter-ego) wont the +1hp increase wonder hp from 2hp->3hp?

today's roll
>feed the dragon a cookie
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 10, 2014, 01:53:38 pm
Quote from: rrs_kai on October 10, 2014, 12:14:04 pm
Since I fused with my wonder (alter-ego) wont the +1hp increase wonder hp from 2hp->3hp?

I dont think so because the fusion you mentioned didnt actually make part of the > move you made.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 10, 2014, 11:19:28 pm
Previously on Super Idol Ryqo-Ry's Happy Bouncy Love Smile Theater: Roll to Dodge Edition:

The Love Cannon had returned to its natural habitat and as such was no longer with the individual who had fired it. Nonetheless, Concourt found himself extremely anxious to serve his new master and assist her in finding the device she sought. "Please hold on, Ryqo." he said before crouching low and launching himself into the sky.

Unfortunately, Ryqoshay had been preoccupied with scratching her mount's ears and was unable to react in time to his warning. "Woah woah woah woah woah!" she called as the dog's incredible surge in speed caused a rush of wind to drive her back. She grasped futility to gain grip  on something, anything, but to no avail. "Con-kyaa!" she cried, landing painfully on something. "Ouchie..." she whined, rubbing the sore spot on her posterior. Something didn't feel right, so she quickly surveyed her surroundings. It didn't take her long to discover that she had landed upon a candle that had been lying innocently on the ground. "Oh dear, I'm sorry, Ms. Candle!" the girl apologized profusely and bowed.

For it's part, the tiny torch merely grimaced in silent contempt up at the girl who had just landed on it.

"Mohhh, it's no good to have a discontent candle!" Ryqo declared. "Who then would give us light at night? Oh! I know!"

And now on to today's episode:

"Ryqo-Ryqo-Ry!" Ryqoshay performed her signature chant and dance to the unhappy wick and wax.
>["Turn That Frown Upside Down Ultra Love Ryqo Smile Synthesis!"]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on October 11, 2014, 12:19:47 pm
Quote from: Vaan on October 10, 2014, 01:53:38 pm
I dont think so because the fusion you mentioned didnt actually make part of the > move you made.

I stand corrected.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on October 12, 2014, 02:39:05 am
Time to roll!

I'd like to encourage in-fighthing since the number of players seems to be dwingling...

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Quote from: Dome on October 10, 2014, 04:02:55 am
>Team up with Dycedarg's elder brother

Your roll : 4

You're now in a team with Dycedarg's elder brother. Maybe he'll help you.

Quote from: Vaan on October 10, 2014, 08:33:37 am
> [Summon Ultima so she purifies death sentence off me with her light]

Your roll : 4
Ultima is ultimately summoned by you, and by exploding everything around you without any discrimination, she gets your death sentence out of you.

Quote from: rrs_kai on October 10, 2014, 12:14:04 pm
>feed the dragon a cookie

Your roll : 6(-1) = 5
You find and feed the dragon with your cookie. It suddently melt saying something about an allergy to cookies. As he dies, you find his hearth and decide to eat it because... fun.

You gain the dragon power of FUSRODAH. (If you include FUSRODAH in your roll, it'll get +1, once)

Quote from: Ryqoshay on October 10, 2014, 11:19:28 pm
>["Turn That Frown Upside Down Ultra Love Ryqo Smile Synthesis!"]

Your roll : 2(-1) = 1

Because you forgot your reading glasses, you instead cast the ''Frown some more ultra hate Ryqo sadness maker!''

The candle looks at you. And at itself. She looks back at you and cries life out of her. As she slowly dies of disbelief, she pulls out a gun.

''Sadness has no escape''.

She shoots into her own steam.

You feel awfull.


Dome: Cannot roll a 0, In a team with Dycerdarg's Elder brother.
Ryqoshay: Giant dog companion(+1 to all attacks)
bcrobert: +2 to next attack
Vaan: Airship, Hates Tristan (+1 to attacks vs Tristans), Magic gem (+ 1 on all RTDs)
TristanBeoulve: Hates Vaan (+1 to attacks vs Vaans), Immune to special conditions)
Eternal : -1 to next roll
Kokojo :
Rufio: Is a zombie, +1 to attack rolls
rrs_kai : Has a mixing bowl that's nasty,Has a Wonder, 2hp, If you include FUSRODAH in your roll, it'll get +1, once.
Çachagrei : Sleepwalking, +2 to next ''Ressurect'' roll
Jumza : God friend(Next attack is double)
Barba :Dead
Artmicion: Dead



MC Nail : Innactive for now.
Dragon : Everyone that is not Ryqo rolls -1 on dragon related rolls.
Wonder : Wins the game for RRS_Kai in 96 turns. (2 hp) Now is the alter ego of RRS_Kai, and produces cookies.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Dome on October 12, 2014, 04:32:47 am
Quote from: Kokojo on October 12, 2014, 02:39:05 am
I'd like to encourage in-fighthing since the number of players seems to be dwingling...

Sure, why not
>Cast "Tag-team Seal Evil" together with Dycedarg Elder brother against Rufio the Zombie
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 12, 2014, 09:31:20 am
> [Use Decoy on TristanBeoulve so he becomes the target of everyone]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: TristanBeoulve on October 12, 2014, 04:05:37 pm
>Stab Vann in the neck because he's a pain in my ass!
:twisted:
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 12, 2014, 04:08:13 pm
Previously on Super Idol Ryqo-Ry's Happy Bouncy Love Smile Theater: Roll to Dodge Edition:

"Frown Some More Ultra Hate Ryqo Sadness Maker!" Ryqoshay declared and immediately clamped a hand over her mouth. Where had that come from? That was not the ability she had intended to cast, in fact, it was quite the opposite. Her vision blurred and she attempted to blink away the distortion. Something was very wrong.

A plaintive cry caught her attention and she looked down. Life was rapidly draining from the candle at her feet. "Oh no! No!" Ryqo cried. "What have I done?!" She fell to her knees.

"Sadness has no escape." The candle moaned as it pulled a gun from the aether.

"Wait! Stop!" Ryqo reached forward in an attempt to grab the weapon. It was too late and the trigger was pulled. She watched in horror as wax sprayed out over the ground and the flame of life was extinguished. "No~~~~!" the girl wailed and began to sob pathetically while an incredulous NPC looked on.
(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e215/Ryqoshay/tumblr_n6b0w5qDlJ1s5f9ado1_500_zps0ecf10b9.gif?t=1413146729)

This wasn't fair. This wasn't how things were supposed to happen. Something was very wrong with this world. Love was waning and with it, her power. If things did not change soon, all hope would be lost and everyone would be plunged into a bottomless void of despair.

But all hope was not lost.

Not completely.

Not yet.

Things could still be set right.

Ryqo ceased her water works and dragged her sleeve across her eyes to dry her tears. She drew a long breath and held it for a moment before releasing it. "Alright." she said, standing up. "No more wasting time. If this world is to be saved, I must maintain my resolve." She balled her hand into a fist and beat it against her chest confidently. "But first..."

And now on to today's episode:

Ryqo needed to recharge her power, as it was clearly near depletion, if the candle incident was any indication. She turns with a smile towards the NPC near her. Perfect. Making her fall in love with her was the perfect way to recharge herself.

Pulling out her Love Gun, she takes careful aim.
>["Love or Loved 2 Super Recharging Love Ryqo Bullet of Love!"]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on October 12, 2014, 07:20:59 pm
> Stab Ryqo in the love.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 12, 2014, 07:36:58 pm
Quote from: Kokojo on October 12, 2014, 07:20:59 pm
> Stab Ryqo in the love.


(http://static.tumblr.com/cf712f74f123a8cbc8203d81dcfffd84/t7yoknt/ohRn8ctdb/tumblr_static_ii1xvcnp2zkkcswcoc0gsoow.jpg)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 13, 2014, 06:01:40 am
Noo~! Not the Kokoro!
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/fbe87157e3c80879d1a41d26429b33a6/tumblr_n6i5aoRlsj1s4qvrdo2_500.gif)
She's too cute! No hurting of the Kokoro!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on October 13, 2014, 12:51:56 pm
Quote from: Kokojo on October 12, 2014, 02:39:05 am
You find and feed the dragon with your cookie. It suddently melt saying something about an allergy to cookies. As he dies, you find his hearth and decide to eat it because... fun.
You gain the dragon power of FUSRODAH. (If you include FUSRODAH in your roll, it'll get +1, once)
Your roll : 2(-1) = 1

if the dragon's dead how come its still an NPC...dead NPC's revieve :|? whatever -_-
FUSRODAH is FUSOYA?

Quote from: Ryqoshay on October 12, 2014, 04:08:13 pm
"No more wasting time. If this world is to be saved, I must maintain my resolve."

today's roll
>world domination
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Choto on October 13, 2014, 04:31:48 pm
Damn, nice portrait
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Jumza on October 13, 2014, 04:53:41 pm
>Get god friend to grab Tristan Beoulve in one hand, Vaan in the other, and smack them together!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on October 13, 2014, 08:31:17 pm
I simply din't remove it from the list, I forgot.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 13, 2014, 09:39:22 pm
Quote from: Jumza on October 13, 2014, 04:53:41 pm
>Get god friend to grab Tristan Beoulve in one hand, Vaan in the other, and smack them together!


If that gets a 1 and we become friends holding hands this will be funny.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 13, 2014, 09:51:36 pm
Yes! Yes! That is the spirit! Spread the friendship and love! Happiness for everyone!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 13, 2014, 10:28:19 pm
Ryqo, Love and Peace already exists for that, this is a battle for your life.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 13, 2014, 11:55:55 pm
Be that as it may, there exists innumerable methods by which one may emerge from battle victorious.

War, however, never changes (http://ffhacktics.com/smf/index.php?topic=10648.msg201801#msg201801).
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: TristanBeoulve on October 14, 2014, 05:45:28 pm
Quote from: Ryqoshay on October 13, 2014, 11:55:55 pm
War, however, never changes (http://ffhacktics.com/smf/index.php?topic=10648.msg201801#msg201801).

YES! A fallout fan! I thought I was forever alone..... (Elric, shush.)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on October 15, 2014, 01:46:00 am
Il have to roll tomorrow at about this hour. Gomen.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 15, 2014, 03:18:34 am
Hakuna matata, my good sir. Hope your hand is feeling better.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 15, 2014, 08:16:44 am
Quote from: Ryqoshay on October 15, 2014, 03:18:34 am
Hakuna matata, my good sir.

Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful phrase
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on October 15, 2014, 11:50:16 am
Quote from: Vaan on October 15, 2014, 08:16:44 am
Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful phrase

when I dominate this world all of you will be forced to become my loyal vassels :twisted:
timon and pumba will be my ministers and our national anthem will be hakuna matata....sing till you can sing no more, and sing more after that.
haa hahahahaha :twisted:
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 15, 2014, 11:56:34 am
You totally ruined it, kai, im pretty sure ryqo would continue the song with me. Now you shall die in this war.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on October 15, 2014, 12:03:10 pm
Quote from: Vaan on October 15, 2014, 11:56:34 am
You totally ruined it, kai, im pretty sure ryqo would continue the song with me. Now you shall die in this war.

haha Ryqo's love thingy is working....you're already singing
the world will soon be mine
I will be OVERLORD

also, thanks @Choto if you're referring to my portrait :P
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 15, 2014, 02:45:25 pm
C'est la vie. I'm sure the song is stuck in everyone's mind now anyway. After all, it's far more than just a passing craze...
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 15, 2014, 05:07:01 pm
Quote from: Ryqoshay on October 15, 2014, 02:45:25 pm
After all, it's far more than just a passing craze...

Its because it means no worries for the rest of your days...
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 15, 2014, 05:17:25 pm
I can't speak for everyone, but based on your replies, Vaan, I think I can safely say that it's our problem free philosophy...
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: TristanBeoulve on October 15, 2014, 05:34:12 pm
So, these are now wartimes........
would anyone be interested in a wedding associated with the color red?
:twisted:
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 15, 2014, 06:18:32 pm
Well Tristan, perhaps Ryqo wouldnt be interested, why when she was a young warthog...
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 15, 2014, 07:27:28 pm
When I was a young warthog? I always thought I was more like a puma...

Also, Ryqo-Ry loves red! Especially lightish red, aka pink! And a wedding you say? Are you and Vaan getting hitched? ^_^
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 15, 2014, 07:39:27 pm
That shipping isnt real, ryqo.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 15, 2014, 08:04:34 pm
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b25/presidentshinra/funny-puns-i-had-to-google-headcanon-for-this-to-make-sense_zps5d7782a0.png)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 15, 2014, 08:27:10 pm
And this is my (http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/004/108/FireShot_capture_035_-_YouTube_-_Most_Epic_Vacation_Ever_Ian_is_Bored_27_-_www_youtube_com_watch_v_mj05tyXnCrI_feature_fvw.png)

Your headcanon is invalid.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 15, 2014, 10:22:48 pm
(http://i917.photobucket.com/albums/ad17/Hikaru_kenshin77/Mahoromatic-EcchiisBad.jpg)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on October 16, 2014, 02:14:26 am
Time to roll!
Im technicly a mod, and man do I love ecchi.
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Quote from: Dome on October 12, 2014, 04:32:47 am
>Cast "Tag-team Seal Evil" together with Dycedarg Elder brother against Rufio the Zombie

Your roll : 6

You cast the spell with Dycerdarh Elder brother, but unfortunately, the beauty of your action turned Dycedarg Elder brother into a mime, and he used Seal evil on you while you casted it on Rufio! And technicly, a spamlord is evil. (DEB will now copy a random action each turn)

Rufio must ROLL TO DODGE the seal evil!
Your roll: 4

Rufio parades the Seal evil by ligthly going from one side to the other.

Dome must ROLL TO DODGE the seal evil!
Your roll: 3

Dome gets hit by a bit of the seal evil, most likely on his squiggly-spooch, and thus is damaged (Wounded for 2 turns)

Quote from: Vaan on October 12, 2014, 09:31:20 am
> [Use Decoy on TristanBeoulve so he becomes the target of everyone]

Your roll : 1 (+1) = 2

You instead pick your nose with ferocity.

Quote from: TristanBeoulve on October 12, 2014, 04:05:37 pm
>Stab Vann in the neck because he's a pain in my ass!

Your roll : 2 (+1) = 3

You sucessfully swing at Vaan to stab him in the neck, however, you forgot how stabbing felt, and doing it puts you in a daze. (-1 to next roll) This is not a special condition. A special condtion would be like +1 to all rolls involving a jackal, or ''death sentence''.

Vaan must ROLL TO DODGE the stab!
Your roll : 6 (+1) = 7

Vaan uses his newly develloped mind powers to destroy the knife in mid air, and instantly teleports it in Vaan's abdomen, doing tremendous damage that was not avoidable. Tristan is wounded for 2 turns.

Quote from: Ryqoshay on October 12, 2014, 04:08:13 pm
>["Love or Loved 2 Super Recharging Love Ryqo Bullet of Love!"]

Man I love how you react to tragedy...*ahem* Totally not going to influence what I tell you in the result. Totally.
Your roll : 5

You shoot the NPC in the stomach, splattering organs left and right and instantly killing the mother of two sons. However, the leftover blood soon conglomerates and forms a love-ball of love that enters your body, filling your powers up to the brim of saturation. You instantly use a bit of it to calm the two sons. You feel super-powered up! (Cannot roll a 1 or 2 for the next 2 turns.)

Quote from: Kokojo on October 12, 2014, 07:20:59 pm
> Stab Ryqo in the love.

Your roll : 2

You pick your nose, looking at Vaan.

Quote from: rrs_kai on October 13, 2014, 12:51:56 pm
>world domination

More contextplz.
Your roll : 6

You instantly gain control over the world. It's over.
...Well, you're now responsible for everything, and you must take care of every little thing. But being the lord of everyone besides the other player has it's advantages, and your Wonder time now decreases by a D10 per turn, starting now. We need to build more houses to get more Villagers.


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Quote from: Jumza on October 13, 2014, 04:53:41 pm
>Get god friend to grab Tristan Beoulve in one hand, Vaan in the other, and smack them together!

Your roll :4

You order your god friend to attack the two at the same time!

Tristan must ROLL TO DODGE the smackening!
Your roll : 3 (-1) = 2

Tristan gets hit by the incomming Vaan. Vaan hits him in the squiggly-spooch.
As Tristan gets tossed to the ground, injured again, he mutters to Vaan...''I hate you''.

Tristan has DIED

Vaan must ROLL TO DODGE the smackening!
Your roll : 3 (+1) = 4

Vaan simply decides to travel his way into Tristan by one half of the distance, then one half of that half, then half that quarter, and thus never truly reaching Tristan, while Tristan is hit by him. Quantum theory and stuff I guess.

Quote from: Wonder
>Get built

Your roll : 9
You gain 9 turns to your wondercounter.


Dome: Cannot roll a 0, Wounded for 2 turns,
Ryqoshay: Giant dog companion(+1 to all attacks), Cannot roll a 1 or 2 for the next 2 turns.
bcrobert: +2 to next attack
Vaan: Airship, Hates Tristan (+1 to attacks vs Tristans), Magic gem (+ 1 on all RTDs)
Eternal : -1 to next roll
Kokojo :
Rufio: Is a zombie, +1 to attack rolls
rrs_kai : Has a mixing bowl that's nasty,Has a Wonder, 2hp, If you include FUSRODAH in your roll, it'll get +1, once.
Çachagrei : Sleepwalking, +2 to next ''Ressurect'' roll
Jumza :
Barba :Dead
Artmicion: Dead
TristanBeoulve: Dead



MC Nail : Innactive for now.
Dycerdarg's Elder brother, copies one action per turn at random.
Wonder : Wins the game for RRS_Kai in 86 turns. (2 hp) Now is the alter ego of RRS_Kai, and produces cookies, being built SUPER fast(D10)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 16, 2014, 02:26:40 am
Quote from: Kokojo on October 16, 2014, 02:14:26 am
Tristan has DIED


You sunk my battleship!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Dome on October 16, 2014, 03:52:37 am
>Use elixir on myself to heal the wounds
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ronin1984 on October 16, 2014, 05:55:52 am
1) You'd think that guy would be happier to show off his canon penis. Did you see his face? lol

2) I thought ecchi was basically taking hentai and making it PG-13 for the mildly self-loathing folks who don't want to face up to themselves.

3) I'd totally join this game but its too far along.....but I've been laughing my butt off reading it! :)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Rufio on October 16, 2014, 08:19:52 am
[Zombie inner monologue] mmmmm delicious arm.  hope he didn't need this.  oh great.  his KAAARRRRALLL moans have changed to ARRRRRRRRRRMMMMM.  I need new friends.

>Join a zombie horde
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 16, 2014, 09:20:21 am
Quote from: Ronin1984 on October 16, 2014, 05:55:52 am
1) You'd think that guy would be happier to show off his canon penis. Did you see his face? lol

3) I'd totally join this game but its too far along.....but I've been laughing my butt off reading it! :)


1- Well Ian Hecox is serious because Cannon Penis is some real shit yo.
3- You have to join, now my biggest enemy is dead and Rufio is back, shit is getting more real than the Cannon Penis......yo.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: TristanBeoulve on October 16, 2014, 02:10:24 pm
>Attempt to return to life, using Vaan as a sacrifice
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 16, 2014, 02:16:26 pm
That booger is out of my way, now i can finally eliminate this wonder.

> Use Souleater on rrs_kai's Wonder
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 16, 2014, 04:54:43 pm
Previously on Super Idol Ryqo-Ry's Happy Bouncy Love Smile Theater: Roll to Dodge Edition:

The heart shaped projectile flew true on course and struck its target directly where Ryqoshay had aimed. However, instead of making the young woman fall in love with the idol, it exploded her from within and splattered crimson gore everywhere. Ryqo stared, aghast, at the horror scene before her. Her eyes moved to the adorable weapon in her hand, then back to the bloody mess, then back to the gun. What. Just. Happened?

As the confused girl continued to stare blankly, some of the blood began to collect into a heart shaped ball in the air. Upon completion, it began to float towards her. Ryqo blinked and her eyes refocused on the object closing in. "Wait!" she cried, holding out her hands to defend herself.  "No! Not like this!" The beating, pulsating pseudo-organ did not even so much as slow its progress as it slid wetly through her fingers. "Not like..." Her voice was cut off as the blood entered her mouth. It tasted horri... good...

Powerful...

"Ehe..." Ryqo's face contorted for a moment as a strange grin crossed it. Though unconventional, and undesired, there was no question Ryqo's power had been restored as she opened her eyes and her normal smile returned.

Memories flashed as the woman's essence was absorbed into her.

Sons...

She swiftly located the two boys in question and began to comfort them. "Ryqo-Ryqo-Ry!" she sang to them. "Ryqo-Ry will take care of you now!" she declared hugging them close.

And now on to today's episode:

>["Super Happy Love Ryqo Adoption Family Expansion!"]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on October 16, 2014, 08:15:33 pm
Oh my oh you cannot know how much I want your roll to be a 1, Ryqo.

Also, Ronin, feel free to join in ;-)


> Gain the power to erase reality
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 16, 2014, 08:20:31 pm
Awuuu... sadistic meany... >.<
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: TristanBeoulve on October 16, 2014, 09:59:14 pm
Just to clarify, when I mentioned a red wedding, that was a Game of Thrones reference.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 16, 2014, 10:03:20 pm
Ryqo-Ry still prefers pink. And purple.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 16, 2014, 10:07:30 pm
I got it, GeorgeRRBeoulve. I was just hoping some continuity on the song;

I like Blue, Red, Black and White.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 17, 2014, 12:24:00 am
Now don't get me wrong, I still adore red. It's the color of love after all. And love is awesome. Cheers for the love!

And it reminds me of a particular redhead with whom I may be a bit obsessed...
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 17, 2014, 08:19:10 am
I wonder who *thinks hardly while looking at famous monuments like eiffel tower, statue of liberty, then turning around to the fourth wall and saying "Hmmm"*
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on October 18, 2014, 12:48:58 am
Quote from: Kokojo on October 09, 2014, 10:07:52 pm
You sucessfully avoid imploding from a fray of information, and begin powering up in your true form... the spamlord. (+1 hp)

Kikojo can you add this to my player panel....rra_kai: +1hp

I'll add a roll to this post sometime later....oh yeah, you wanted more context right :twisted:

*edit*

Ryqo you're such a bad girl...BAAD GIRL!!

Ryqo on the foreground:
heart meading, ice cream loving, dragon befriending, love spreading, nuclear-core calming, dog mesmerizing, cutsie amicable girl who adores pink
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NtCp3_D2e_4/UhZ2Oa2lIvI/AAAAAAAAF04/knLr2t16T7g/s1600/Rozalin.full.364714.jpg)

Ryqo on the background:
bunny blowing, murderer of a mother of two who is evily scheming to take over my world
oh the irony...behind the oh so cutesy pink little girl is the vehement, cunning, purple slayer of world -> misterss Ryqo
(http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100723175710/disgaea/en/images/e/e4/Rozalin1_d2bu.jpg)


I, Sir RRS_KAI, overlord of the wonderworld, knight in shining armour, take an oath to reveal the true colour of of Ryqo-ry so that this world may know what love truly means [actually my position as overlord is at stake :evil:]

>cast quicken on Ryqoshay so that she beging aging quickly and becomes an old hag
(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130117054823/onepiece/images/1/1b/Kureha_Anime_Infobox.png)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 18, 2014, 04:04:59 am
Older Ryqo-Ry:
(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e215/Ryqoshay/tumblr_n8t9j5vP0t1taj8cwo1_500_zpsboaempnm.gif)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on October 18, 2014, 07:17:46 am
Quote from: Ryqoshay on October 18, 2014, 04:04:59 am
Older Ryqo-Ry:
(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e215/Ryqoshay/tumblr_n8t9j5vP0t1taj8cwo1_500_zpsdtguwxiy.gif)


Ryqo, whatever anime/manga that is you keep using, seems to be quite the long running series (i could be wrong).
Anyway back to topic

RRS_KAI: I pledge my oath on this holy sword, come what may I shan't falter; thou shall be vanquished evil colour-changing witch
(http://blog-imgs-37.fc2.com/s/a/l/saloonrpg/tacticsogre_class_knight_7_JPG.png)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 19, 2014, 12:57:08 am
Awuuu... Little Ryqo-Ry isn't evil. Her Love Power is merely on the fritz in this strange world. Besides, we only hurt the ones we love... let Ryqo love you...

Also, the series is Love Live and it regrettably only has two seasons, two manga series, five PV's, an OVA, two games, a tour of live concerts, several hundred tracks of music, and an ever expanding supply of fan works. And I love it. A lot.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on October 19, 2014, 02:11:51 am
Time to roll!

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Quote from: Dome on October 16, 2014, 03:52:37 am
>Use elixir on myself to heal the wounds

Your roll : 5

You use the elixir and it completly heals your wounds. Plus, you find a dwarf in the bottle that gives you a great battleaxe because you saved him. (+1 to next attack).

Quote from: Rufio on October 16, 2014, 08:19:52 am
>Join a zombie horde

Your roll : 4

You join a zombie horde. It's Michael Jackson's zombie horde from the thriller thriller. You are now in great shape your dancing moves and you've got plenty of friends. (+1 to dance moves)

Quote from: TristanBeoulve on October 16, 2014, 02:10:24 pm
>Attempt to return to life, using Vaan as a sacrifice

Your roll : 4

You do return to life, but die instantly afterwards.

Quote from: Vaan on October 16, 2014, 02:16:26 pm
> Use Souleater on rrs_kai's Wonder

Your roll : 4

You sucesfully attack rrs_kai's Wonder!....

Wonder must ROLL TO DODGE!
Your roll : 4

Wonder evades the attack, since it has no soul.

Quote from: Ryqoshay on October 16, 2014, 04:54:43 pm
>["Super Happy Love Ryqo Adoption Family Expansion!"]

Your roll : 5

You twirl around while chanting your spell, and suddently the sons are yours, accompagning you in your journey for love and caring all over the world. Truly you are blessed to have them and they are blessed to have you! They even change their names in order to support your love. They fashion you a macaroni picture with this text under it.
''Ryqo-mom! This is our love in noodle form, may it help you love the bad people ~nyan & nyan''

Holding the paper, you feel it's power. (+1 to next roll)


Quote from: Kokojo on October 16, 2014, 08:15:33 pm
> Gain the power to erase reality

Your roll : 2 CMON I WANT TO PLAY TOO Q_Q

That booger in your nose is still not gone and you continue to dig.

Quote from: rrs_kai on October 18, 2014, 12:48:58 am
>cast quicken on Ryqoshay so that she beging aging quickly and becomes an old hag

Your roll : 1

You instead cast slow on her, so that she may stop aging slowly and stay a young lady. She does just that and she's all perky and charged up.

Quote from: Dycedarg Elder Brother
>"Super Happy Love Ryqo Adoption Family Expansion!"

Your roll : 1 Bwahahhaha! One chance on 7 and then one chance on 6. This is amazing. I get the roll that Ryqo could't roll because of her immunity to 1 this turns. Bwahahahahaha!!

You instead cast ''Ultra sad hate rejection family destroyer'' and with one lighthing stab to the heart, kill the two of Ryqoshay's brand new sons with extreme prejudice. You them stampede on the corpse while frowning.Less NPCs to deal with. Perfect.

Quote from: Wonder
>Be built some more (d10)

Your roll : 5

You remove 5 counters from your ''being built'' form.



Dome: Cannot roll a 0, +1 to next attack.
Ryqoshay: Giant dog companion(+1 to all attacks), Cannot roll a 1 or 2 for the next turn, +1 to next roll
bcrobert: +2 to next attack
Vaan: Airship, Hates Tristan (+1 to attacks vs Tristans), Magic gem (+ 1 on all RTDs)
Eternal : -1 to next roll
Kokojo :
Rufio: Is a zombie, +1 to attack rolls, is in a MJ's zombie horde, +1 to dance moves
rrs_kai : Has a mixing bowl that's nasty,Has a Wonder, 2hp, If you include FUSRODAH in your roll, it'll get +1, once.
Çachagrei : Sleepwalking, +2 to next ''Ressurect'' roll
Jumza :
Barba :Dead
Artmicion: Dead
TristanBeoulve: Dead



MC Nail : Innactive for now.
Dycerdarg's Elder brother, copies one action per turn at random.
Wonder : Wins the game for RRS_Kai in 81 turns. (2 hp) Now is the alter ego of RRS_Kai, and produces cookies, being built SUPER fast(D10)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on October 19, 2014, 02:18:59 am
> Summon meteor in order to cause mayhem and death all over the world.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 19, 2014, 02:36:48 am
Oh... oh dear... it would seem a certain elder brother is in desperate need of love...
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on October 19, 2014, 05:04:18 am
Quote from: Kokojo on October 19, 2014, 02:18:59 am
> Summon meteor in order to cause mayhem and death all over the world.

This kokojo, this is it. THIS is what you should have been doing from the start....mercilessly raining the world with meteors while eating cookies and laughing. pfff......who needs logic.

Sage Tellah would have been so proud of you
(http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130728034720/finalfantasy/images/1/11/Meteor-FF4-PSP.png)


Kokojo please add this to the player panel
rrs_kai: the spamlord (+1 hp)


RRS_KAI: The light from the lady is true, thou art purified. What a mistake to question the lady's sanctity. I must cast aside my distaste of witches and turn toward the oncoming disaster.
I bow to thee holy lady, lend me thy hand and together we shall put Kokojo to justice for the planned assassination of your (Ryqo's) two new sons.

>cast Meteor Impact EX on Kokojo
this world is mine. I am the OVERLORD :twisted:, become my loyal vassel or do prinny labour for 20hrs a day.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Rufio on October 19, 2014, 08:41:39 am
[Zombie inner monologue]  These new guys are pretty cool and all.  Dancing is fun.  Rick seems angry that he cant do the sideways walk properly since I ate the arm that is supposed to go in front of his face.  Oh well, he'll get over it.  What I really think this dance troupe horde needs is more racial diversity.

>Dance my way into a Werewolf den and convince them to join the dance horde.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Dome on October 19, 2014, 12:05:50 pm
*Sees Kokojo trying to summon meteor*
Kokojo must be stopped
No matter the cost
>Charge Kokojo with reckless abadon
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Jumza on October 19, 2014, 12:58:24 pm
>Punch rrs_kai's wonder

Ryqo you're signature's static is creeping me out a little :P
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 19, 2014, 04:46:19 pm
Quote from: Jumza on October 19, 2014, 12:58:24 pm
Ryqo you're signature's static is creeping me out a little :P


It looks fine to me... ^_^

Also I'll have a post up hopefully later tonight.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on October 19, 2014, 08:56:38 pm
Quote from: rrs_kai on October 19, 2014, 05:04:18 am

Kokojo please add this to the player panel
rrs_kai: the spamlord (+1 hp)



rrs_kai : Has a mixing bowl that's nasty,Has a Wonder, 2hp, If you include FUSRODAH in your roll, it'll get +1, once.

IT'S BEEN HERE SINCE THE FIRST TIME DOOD.

Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 19, 2014, 09:59:11 pm
Previously on Super Idol Ryqo-Ry's Happy Bouncy Love Smile Theater: Roll to Dodge Edition:

Finally! Ryqoshay breathed a sigh of relief as her Love Power appeared to be behaving normaly again. It was indeed a shame that the power had been recharged in such a gruesome manner. Perhaps such was the way of thos tragic world. Ryqo vowed to do everything she could to change this ghastly system and ensure every denizen of the realm came to feel as blessed as she felt now.

"Ryqo-mom!" The twins called in unison as they ran up to her. "Look what we made!" They held up a piece of paper with macaroni pasted all over in adorable shapes.

Tears of pure joy brimmed Ryqo's eyes as she read the heartfelt message below the artwork. Her power spiked and began to feel more familiar. This was how it was supposed to be.

Suddenly, everything seemed to move quickly, making Ryqo dizzy for a moment. Just what the heck was that? After the spell cleared, she felt different. Better. Happier. Perkier. She imediately identified the source of the spell. The man looked familar for some reason, wasn't he the one who dominated this world recently? She was pretty sure she had seen something about it on the net or somewhere.

"Thanks Mr. King-type-man!" She waved gleefully to him. "Ryqo-Ry feels all charged up and ready to go now! Hee!"

''Ultra sad hate rejection family destroyer'' a grim voice intoned.

What?! The air was charged with static and a clap of thunder nearly deafened her. Cries of pain and anguish echoed behind her. No...

She turned in time to witness a strange armored man trampling the bodies of her newly adopted sons. No...

Something began to burn within her. Something far different from Love. Something else...

NO!

Gritting her teeth, Ryqo clamped down this strange flux in her power. No.

Love is what this tainted world needed most. Only Love could save it. Love could do anything... right...?

Before her stood a twisted soul in desperate need of Love. He needed to smile. He needed to be at peace.

And now on to today's episode:

Gripping tightly the sole gift from her sons, Ryqoshay dons she best smile she can manage. "I will pierce your heart!" She declares, aiming her Love Gun and praying to her goddess, Ioriana, that it worked properly this time.

>["Pain and Sorrow Mending Love Ryqo Bullet of Overwhelming Joy! Bang!"]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on October 20, 2014, 11:52:04 am
Quote from: Kokojo on October 19, 2014, 08:56:38 pm
rrs_kai : Has a mixing bowl that's nasty,Has a Wonder, 2hp, If you include FUSRODAH in your roll, it'll get +1, once.

IT'S BEEN HERE SINCE THE FIRST TIME DOOD.



I humbly apologize for this misunderstanding.......I always thought the 2hp corresponded to the wonder's hp "has a wonder, 2hp" :oops:
(http://nisamerica.com/img/remove_prinny.jpg)


Quote from: Ryqoshay on October 19, 2014, 09:59:11 pm
She turned in time to witness a strange armored man trampling the bodies of her newly adopted sons. No...

was it this guy? hey don't look at me, I am a holy-knight now.
(http://blog-imgs-37.fc2.com/s/a/l/saloonrpg/tacticsogre_class_terror_7_JPG.png)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 20, 2014, 03:42:56 pm
Quote from: rrs_kai on October 20, 2014, 11:52:04 am
was it this guy? hey don't look at me, I am a holy-knight now.


You Klingon bastard! You killed my son!

No, if you read the roll post, you'd know it was Dycedarg's elder brother who killed Ryqo-Ry's sons. You were in her narrative though, she called you "Mr King-type-man."
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 20, 2014, 05:56:22 pm
> [Become Nacht the Dark Knight]

Its time to go full power to obliterate this battlefield.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on October 21, 2014, 11:46:56 am
Quote from: Ryqoshay on October 20, 2014, 03:42:56 pm
No, if you read the roll post, you'd know it was Dycedarg's elder brother who killed Ryqo-Ry's sons.

I do know its Dycedarg's elder brother, and yes I did read your post.
I simply named the terrror knight rrs_kai because it was my old portrait :P.
(http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130917190034/ogrebattlesaga/images/3/3d/LUCT-TerrorKnightM.png)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: TristanBeoulve on October 21, 2014, 02:05:21 pm
I like that we have a tactics ogre fan.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 21, 2014, 04:29:56 pm
But the elder brother is a Mime, not a Terror Knight.

Hrm... in hindsight, perhaps I shouldn't have said "strange armored" man, rather "strangely dressed."

Eh, c'est la vie...
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on October 22, 2014, 12:40:28 pm
Quote from: TristanBeoulve on October 21, 2014, 02:05:21 pm
I like that we have a tactics ogre fan.

^_^

Quote from: Ryqoshay on October 21, 2014, 04:29:56 pm
But the elder brother is a Mime, not a Terror Knight.

Wanna know who's under the helmet??
Dievold is soul-less necro-animate which techinically makes him a zombie-mime(http://lpix.org/1748999/Update_046_007.png)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 22, 2014, 06:16:42 pm
Quote from: rrs_kai on October 22, 2014, 12:40:28 pm
Wanna know who's under the helmet??
Dievold is soul-less necro-animate which techinically makes him a zombie-mime(http://lpix.org/1748999/Update_046_007.png)



Kyaaa! Zombie! Kill it! Kill it with fi... *ahem* uhm... Ryqo-Ryqo-Ry! Reform it! Reform it with Love!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 22, 2014, 07:50:40 pm
Love aint going to make him alive :v
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 22, 2014, 09:22:54 pm
Love can do anything!

Even make dreams alive!

(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e215/Ryqoshay/MakeOurDreamsAlive2_zps367e07e0.jpg)(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e215/Ryqoshay/MakeOurDreamsAlive_zpseb3f3dd6.jpg)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on October 23, 2014, 12:24:57 am
Time to roll!
Urgh that anime avatar brings back boring memories.
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Quote from: Kokojo on October 19, 2014, 02:18:59 am
> Summon meteor in order to cause mayhem and death all over the world.

Your roll : 6

You cause meteor to fall on the ground, but very soon, the shinra army decides to launch a rocket filled with nukes at it. Unfortunately for you, you're under the impact site and a shard from the explosion reaches you!

Kokojo must ROLL TO DODGE the shard!
Your roll : 5

You evade the shard and instantly ride it out into space, way way out of the way of the meteor. (Immune to meteor)

Meteor is comming in 2 turns

Quote from: rrs_kai on October 19, 2014, 05:04:18 am
>cast Meteor Impact EX on Kokojo

Your roll : 2

You fight your personnal space because it has withdrawal problems.

Quote from: Rufio on October 19, 2014, 08:41:39 am
>Dance my way into a Werewolf den and convince them to join the dance horde

Your roll : 3(+1) = 4

You get a horde of werewolf back-up dancers with you as they cheer you while howling the music's rhytym. (Horde of werewolf dancers)

Quote from: Dome on October 19, 2014, 12:05:50 pm
>Charge Kokojo with reckless abadon

Your roll : 4 (+1) = 5

You charge Kokojo with reckless abadon, so much so that he gets suprised and cannot defend properly! (Kokojo -1 to next roll)

Kokojo must ROLL TO DODGE Dome!
Your roll : 4(-1) = 3

Kokojo gets hit in the spleen and is badly wounded, bleeding all over the place! (-1 to next roll)

Quote from: Jumza on October 19, 2014, 12:58:24 pm>Punch rrs_kai's wonder

Your roll : 5

You punch rrs_kai's wonder so hard, that the wind produced from the impact that it quantum leaps into next turn, preventing it from rolling this turn!

Wonder must ROLL TO DODGE!
Your roll : 4

Wonder evades the attack.



Quote from: Ryqoshay on October 19, 2014, 09:59:11 pm>["Pain and Sorrow Mending Love Ryqo Bullet of Overwhelming Joy! Bang!"]


Your roll : 5(+1) = 6

You cast the spell on Dycerdarg Elder brother and he transforms into a bard of everlasting joy and hapiness! He leaps around the world in giant leaps, brigning with him an accordion as wide as a mile, as he sings songs of hapiness and joy! He circles around you and the world as fast as he can, and in a blazing glory, explodes in an orb of pure joy that cause an aurora of positivity around the world. (+1 to ALL actions next turn!) People explode a lot. I swear I am not obsessed, guys.

Quote from: Vaan on October 20, 2014, 05:56:22 pm
> [Become Nacht the Dark Knight]

Your roll : 1

You instead become Thcan, the puppy princess of caring. (-1 to attack rolls)





Dome: Cannot roll a 0, +1 to next attack.
Ryqoshay: Giant dog companion(+1 to all attacks)
bcrobert: +2 to next attack
Vaan: Airship, Hates Tristan (+1 to attacks vs Tristans), Magic gem (+ 1 on all RTDs), -1 to attack rolls.
Eternal : -1 to next roll
Kokojo : Immune to meteor. -1 to next roll.
Rufio: Is a zombie, +1 to attack rolls, is in a MJ's zombie horde, +1 to dance moves, has a horde of wolf dancer.
rrs_kai : Has a mixing bowl that's nasty,Has a Wonder, 2hp, If you include FUSRODAH in your roll, it'll get +1, once.
Çachagrei : Sleepwalking, +2 to next ''Ressurect'' roll
Jumza :
Barba :Dead
Artmicion: Dead
TristanBeoulve: Dead



MC Nail : Innactive for now.
Wonder : Wins the game for RRS_Kai in 81 turns. (2 hp) Now is the alter ego of RRS_Kai, and produces cookies, being built SUPER fast(D10)



Meteor : Comming in 2 turns. Will cause a global RTD.
Aurora of positivity : +1 to all rolls starting next turn.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Dome on October 23, 2014, 04:36:53 am
Damn! It's too late...
I must stop the meteor!
>Raise hands to charge a Genki Dama to throw against the meteor
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 23, 2014, 11:18:33 am
> [Absorb the meteor and canalize it into dark energy so i become nacht the dark knight]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 23, 2014, 11:38:56 am
Quote from: Ryqoshay on October 22, 2014, 09:22:54 pm
Love can do anything!

Even make dreams alive

He is not a dream
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on October 23, 2014, 02:53:12 pm
>thorw a rock at Vaan
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 23, 2014, 02:57:18 pm
Quote from: Vaan on October 23, 2014, 11:38:56 am
He is not a dream


"I am not a crook dream." - Nixon Dycedarg's Elder Brother

Not if you believe Descartes. Or the The Chords. Life could be a dream (sh-boom) If I could take you up to paradise up above (sh-boom)...
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 23, 2014, 03:43:43 pm
I oftenly have dreams where i see a scene that actually happens exactly like i saw, since i see them in 1st person perspective, although i cant use that in my favor because i cant know if its a dream or not until it happens. So perhaps life is nothing but a dream indeed, or im in the matrix.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on October 23, 2014, 10:30:29 pm
I may have to reroll Ryqo's roll due to things. If anyone is affected they may choose another roll freely.
Meanwhile...

> Irradiate rrs_kai with a nuclear bee.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Jumza on October 23, 2014, 10:58:43 pm
>Pet Thcan
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Rufio on October 24, 2014, 05:57:26 am
[Zombie inner monologue] Excellent, this dance troupe is really shaping up.  The only problem is we shamble about too slow to show our sweet dance moves to the masses and then eat them.  If only we had some kind of practical way to move around.

>Find a unicorn brigade to serve as mounts for our troupe.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 24, 2014, 11:33:13 pm
Previously on Super Idol Ryqo-Ry's Happy Bouncy Love Smile Theater: Roll to Dodge Edition:

"Woo!" Ryqoshay cheered as Love Power permeated every fiber of the man before her. Certainly, this would not bring her sons back, or their true mother for that matter, but perhaps, just perhaps, it would bring some good to this corner of this corrupted world.

The man matched her cheer as he leaped into the air and brought forth a beautiful accordion. Music surged forth from the instrument and was matched by his amazing voice to combine into an amazingly powerful song. The tune was not of idol pop nature, rather more medieval and primal, but the happiness and joy emanating from it was practically palpable and Ryqo could not help but bask in its glory. One could hardly blame her for pulling out several glow sticks and waving them around as she danced merrily to the beat. Though she had never heard the song before, it felt so familiar and it wasn't long before she was singing along.

The rhythm slowly began to increase and with it, the energy emitted. Faster. Louder. Happier. Faster. Bouncier. Happier. Faster. Pop!

Like a miniature sun going nova, the magnificent bard exploded in an orb of pure joy. For a brief moment, happiness and positivity enshrouded the world with an aurora of colorful lights. Ryqo knew it wouldn't last forever. Not in this realm. But for now, everything was fine. Happiness reigned supreme and all was right.

"Puppy!" the girl cried, noticing an adorable young dog nearby. The canine in question looked of regal nature and held herself with a noble air. That reminded her... where had her doggy gone off to? "Concourt!" she called out to her companion.

"You beckoned, young Ryqo?" the gigantic dog suddenly appeared by her side.

"Where have you been?" she whined with an over-dramatic pout.

"I must humbly offer my apologies, young Ryqo." Concourt said as he bowed. "I was unable to ascertain the location of the Love Cannon of which you seek."

"Oh yeah, that... I kinda' forgot about that..." Ryqo knocked the side of her head and stuck out her tongue childishly. "In any case, looky looky what I found!" She made a scene as she pointed out the puppy she had found. "Wha'da'ya think?"

The prince of pooches wrinkled his nose. "Something is not right with her." He concluded after a moment. "That is not her true form."

"Not right?" the girl cocked her head to the side like a curious bird. After a moment, she waved her hand dismissively. "Oh, who cares about that! Love makes everything right!"

And now on to today's episode:

Hopping back to gain a better angle, Ryqo notches a pair of adorable heart tipped arrows into her bow and takes aim at the two canines before her.
>["Cupid's Lovey Dovey Love Ryqo Love Arrow Shoot!"]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 25, 2014, 07:55:44 am
Ryqo just loves to ship me with everything.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on October 25, 2014, 11:32:08 am
Quote from: Vaan on October 25, 2014, 07:55:44 am
Ryqo just loves to ship me with everything.

So much for being a holy-knight -_-....sigh....I even asked mylady for her hand and what did I get?...nothin thats what...NOTHIN

(http://www.rinoadiary.it/soluzione/final_fantasy_iv/immagini/intro_ffiv_1_big.jpg)

One of these days i'll become a Paladin.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 25, 2014, 12:10:33 pm
I hated Paladin Cecil, low attack, weak ass white magic, stupid looking. Dark Knight Cecil was more epic, shiny dark blue armor, could actually fight alone because he could deliver damage and destroying everything with Souleater was epic. Even Edward was more epic because almost everytime he would inflict some status and he could actually heal substantially.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on October 25, 2014, 02:07:24 pm
Quote from: Vaan on October 25, 2014, 12:10:33 pm
I hated Paladin Cecil, low attack, weak ass white magic, stupid looking. Dark Knight Cecil was more epic, shiny dark blue armor, could actually fight alone because he could deliver damage and destroying everything with Souleater was epic. Even Edward was more epic because almost everytime he would inflict some status and he could actually heal substantially.

souleater is DS version? mine is PSP
paladin Cecil gets Rosa, so ....does that mean dark knight Nacht get Ryqo-ry :P?
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 25, 2014, 04:30:24 pm
Quote from: Vaan on October 25, 2014, 07:55:44 am
Ryqo just loves to ship everything with everything.


Fixed it for ya! ^_^
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 25, 2014, 06:43:36 pm
Quote from: rrs_kai on October 25, 2014, 02:07:24 pm
souleater is DS version? mine is PSP
paladin Cecil gets Rosa, so ....does that mean dark knight Nacht get Ryqo-ry :P?


No, no Souleater is the most recurring name for the skill, in FFIV its Darkness (NDS, PSP, Mobiles), Dark Wave (Dont know in which one) or Dark (GBA, PS1, Wonderswan). Also I hated how Darkness in the NDS/Mobiles just increase the damage for your normal attacks with a cost of your hp instead of a powerful atack that drains your hp but kills everything.

Also Ryqo is all about love, who knows. Perhaps her attack backfires and she ends up hitting herself and me. or herself and the dog, i have no idea what goes on with kokojo.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 25, 2014, 07:13:21 pm
All I can think of is:
(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e215/Ryqoshay/Logo_zpsf0dba9fb.png)

And the Love. Yes. I am in love with Love, like Tsugumi of Soul Eater Not!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 25, 2014, 10:15:35 pm
Im not going to slap people around a bit with a manga. Might not be as damaging as pure darkness eating their souls.


Also you re in love with who?
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 25, 2014, 10:40:19 pm
Well, Soul Eater Evans literally eats the souls (http://www.mangahere.co/manga/soul_eater/v00/c001.1/42.html) of those he and Maka kill in the series Soul Eater.

And I am in love with love. Not an individual person. In the prequel series, Soul Eater Not!, Tsugumi Harudori states several times that she is in love with love. (http://www.mangahere.co/manga/soul_eater_not/c001/5.html) I liked the idea, so I stole it and added it to my own personal philosophy.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on October 25, 2014, 11:59:57 pm
I just came back and should roll tonight
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 26, 2014, 12:46:11 am
Woo! Let Love conquer all! ^_^
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 26, 2014, 06:58:03 am
So you love  this guy  (http://shamanking.wikia.com/wiki/Chocolove_McDonell) and want him to conquer all? I sont mind your personal preferences but he wouldnt make a good leader of the world since he tells alot of jokes, we wouldnt take him seriously.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on October 26, 2014, 08:51:59 am
Quote from: Ryqoshay on October 26, 2014, 12:46:11 am
Woo! Let Love conquer all! ^_^

well..............that's my que
(http://lparchive.org/Disgaea/Update%2013/13-disgaea-6206651.jpg)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 26, 2014, 09:10:36 am
I wont let you, by the power of the Dark Sword, i wont fail!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 26, 2014, 03:32:15 pm
Mohhh... >.<   I keep saying, Love is not an individual person, but a concept. I want everyone to love and be loved and be happy.

I do agree with Mr. McDonell's belief that laughter is the best medicine. The world needs more laughter. Not sure if that qualifies him to be a leader, but whatevs. Given the choice, I would have Kosaka Honoka (http://love-live.wikia.com/wiki/Kousaka_Honoka) as a leader. ^_^
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 26, 2014, 05:36:29 pm
From past experiences i can say that love doesnt love me so i dont have to love it aswell
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 26, 2014, 07:54:48 pm
Oh dear, would you, by chance, be limiting your definition of love to that of the romantic type? Love comes in many forms, I assure you. Love of family, love of friends, love of country, love of music, love of video games, love of anime, etc. All of these are wonderful versions of love. Surely your life is not completely devoid of any version if love.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 26, 2014, 08:53:52 pm
My family sure loves me but there is alot of problems because of my lazy ass sister and her hyperative daughter; my friends however are always suportive; my country absolutely sucks, well my taste of music is actually refined, but music in my country sucks as much as the own country sucks, i cant walk in the street without hearing piece of shit they call music that tells girls to **** a **** going down with the *** on top of the ****, all of which have the same beat; Video-games were my childhood cuz i had no friends growing up; Same with anime. And yes my romantic life is more shitty than TMNT's house in the sewers.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 26, 2014, 09:28:38 pm
Awuuu... this is getting far too serious for a RP thread. Just let little Ryqo-Ry shoot you with her adorable Love Arrows and, RNG willing, everything will be happy happy! ^_^
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 27, 2014, 08:42:47 am
Moving out of the seriousness, ryqo your pic, personal text and sig contantly changing is creeping me out cuz i dont know what its supposed to mean.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on October 27, 2014, 12:54:23 pm
Quote from: Ryqoshay on October 26, 2014, 03:32:15 pm
Given the choice, I would have Kosaka Honoka (http://love-live.wikia.com/wiki/Kousaka_Honoka) as a leader. ^_^

I am the OVERLORD!! you should vote for ME!!
(http://img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com/9f93eb35436d7df62a6a52df20fc3aa9/http://i450.photobucket.com/albums/qq224/Liamere99/LAHARL.jpg)


Quote from: Vaan on October 26, 2014, 08:53:52 pm
TMNT's house in the sewers.

I grew up with contra, mario, duck hunt and TMNT....it was so cool. I used to watch this on Fox Kids
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3mQq0hsytB0/TmXTif8BtqI/AAAAAAAAI1A/T5zZNP9SuMc/s1600/Portret%2B04.JPG)


Quote from: Vaan on October 27, 2014, 08:42:47 am
Moving out of the seriousness, ryqo your pic, personal text and sig contantly changing is creeping me out cuz i dont know what its supposed to mean.

I am prepared for two things
-1-becoming a paladin
-2-eating ice-cream
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 27, 2014, 01:10:18 pm
Pfft, you no overlord, i will slay you with the power of my dark sword as soon as i become Nacht the Dark Knight.

Also TMNT and those stuff you said all cool, i used to watch fox kids too, until it became jetix, which was still cool, but then became DisneyXD and it got so fucked up beyond all recognition.

I will become a Dark Knight, slay you, the weak ass paladin, and eat your ice cream because.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on October 27, 2014, 01:25:24 pm
Quote from: Vaan on October 27, 2014, 01:10:18 pm
I will become a Dark Knight, slay you, the weak ass paladin, and eat your ice cream because.

oh no, what will I ever do. your power level is over 9000!!
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/vpYfjZBKrTA/hqdefault.jpg)


thankfully the disgaea universe can calculate this...unlike scouters, it can do it accurately
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kzWJyeU6-HU/0.jpg)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 27, 2014, 01:41:07 pm
See this number? its the number that multiplied by your powerlevel results into mine!

Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 27, 2014, 03:29:31 pm
It's a simple statement; I hope you're prepared.
Now stop bickering with each other about who is more powerful and let Ryqo-Ry shoot you all with her Love Arrows!
(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e215/Ryqoshay/1545099_10202150394226332_1841213797646803114_n_zps27b0aca6.jpg)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 27, 2014, 03:50:59 pm
Well, love would be your power, therefore you are also trying to prove how powerful you are. The thing is Darkness will destroy his light, but i suppose teaming up with you would be nice considering Dome is OP and Jumza is constantly reviving.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 27, 2014, 04:23:23 pm
Knowledge is power. France is bacon.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 27, 2014, 04:42:28 pm
Then Jon Snow is absolutely powerless and puny; (http://37.media.tumblr.com/e705e901302b5925ffb2bcf3cacb5bcd/tumblr_n6vxziSQD11slv6upo3_500.gif)



Also I'd say America is bacon, by the ammount of bacon they eat.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on October 28, 2014, 12:59:17 pm
Oh yeah, rolling.... will do that in 4-5 hours.
(My bad, my bad)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 28, 2014, 01:04:22 pm
No rush Kokobo, Your roll is the roll that will pierce the Heavens!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on October 28, 2014, 07:02:21 pm
Time to roll!

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The Aurora of positivity gives +1 to all rolls!

Quote from: Dome on October 23, 2014, 04:36:53 am>Raise hands to charge a Genki Dama to throw against the meteor

Your roll : 4 (+1) (+1) : 6

You use your superb Genki Dama that you form within a second whitouth any force in order to throw it againts the meteor. Your strike is so perfect that it shatters the exact area where you will be next turn, positively destroying the meteor from affecting you, yet still affecting everyone else. Plus, it looks like you carved a trollface upon it. (Immunity to meteor)

Quote from: Vaan on October 23, 2014, 11:18:33 am
> [Absorb the meteor and canalize it into dark energy so i become nacht the dark knight]

Your roll : 5 (+1) (-1) = 5.

You absorb meteor's power by lifting your hands in the air and doing a little chant of darkness. The energy completly reverses your transformation into Tchan, and puts a new, shiny sword on you. Meanwhile, you are hailed as a hero for destroying the meteor. (Sword : Insta 5 on next attack, meteor stopped).

Quote from: rrs_kai on October 23, 2014, 02:53:12 pm
>throw a rock at Vaan

Your roll : 5 (+1) = 6

You throw at rock so hard at Vaan that it nearly breaks the speed of light, giving so much energy around that a one kilometer area gets obliterated in a nuclear blast. Unfortunately, you're in that area(and so is Vaan), and unfortunately, that explosion cancels the area of positivity around you. You get hit first by the explosion.

Rss_kai must ROLL TO DODGE the nuclear blast!
Your roll : 6

You quickly dodge the blast using your flight powers and decide to completetly remove the nuclear blast by thinking about it really hard, because nuclear thingies are bad thingies. The nuclear blast is instantly stopped. Way to ruin my fun. I wanted Vaan to challenge that nuke too.

Vaan must ROLL TO DODGE the rock!
Your roll : 1 (+1) (+1) = 3

You gets hit by the rock's shrapnel, hurthing your Vaaness for the next turn (-1 to next roll)


Quote from: Kokojo on October 23, 2014, 10:30:29 pm
> Irradiate rrs_kai with a nuclear bee.

Your roll : 3 (+1) (-1) = 3 Of course, EVERYONE gets 5 and 6, but I get the louzy 3? (&"/*(")&/_"&*(?%_!!!!

You sucesfully attack rrs_kai with the bee, hoping to make him sick, but unfortunately, you seem to have develloped cancer during your time with the nuclear bee. (-1 to next roll)

rrs_kai must ROLL TO DODGE the nuclear bee!
Your roll : 5 (+1) = 6     I KNEW IT

You turn around, catch the bee while in the air, and use your super aiming skill to hurl it back at Kokojo faster than a pinwheel in a tornado.

Kokojo must ROLL TO DODGE the nuclear bee!
Your roll : 6 (+1) (-1) = 6 Oh my.

You get out a ping-pong paddle and decide to ping it back to rrs_kai, using all of your might and power and the fact that you are writing the text.

rrs_kai must ROLL TO DODGE the nuclear bee!
Your roll : 3 (+1) = 4   

You dodge the bee, not having time to properly pong it back to Kokojo.

Quote from: Jumza on October 23, 2014, 10:58:43 pm
>Pet Thcan

Your roll : 3(+1) = 4

You sucesfully pet Natch, that was Tchan a moment ago. You gain some respect. (Immune to Tchan for 1 turn)

Quote from: Rufio on October 24, 2014, 05:57:26 am
>Find a unicorn brigade to serve as mounts for our troupe.

Your roll : 1 (+1) = 2

You instead find a single narwhal to jump over your troupe, demoralising it slightly. (-1 to next roll)

Quote from: Ryqoshay on October 24, 2014, 11:33:13 pm
>["Cupid's Lovey Dovey Love Ryqo Love Arrow Shoot!"]

Your roll : 6 (+1) (+1) = 8 Oh...my.....love.

Your arrows pierces the hearth of the two canines (even if Tchan became Nahct, you still make it because you just bypassed reality), making them instantly and perfectly fall in love, so much so that they instantly decide to pair togheter for life on the spot (Before a milisecond has passed!) and fuse togheter using a forbidden technique, pulling in so much energy in their action that you even are wowed by the love being displayed in front of you. The vortex of care and attention however proves dangerous and before you know it, a singularity has formed, absorbing Natch, Concourt and yourself in a linear, smaller than a plank dot, frozen in time in space, absorbing all the woobly and cutsy feelings of the world to better serve a new form...

Ryqoshay must ROLL TO DODGE the singularity!
Your roll : 2 (+1) = 3

Using your powers, you're able to love yourself into reality elsewhere than from the singularity. As the pink and purple dot of pure love lies a few feet before you, you notice you're unable to sense the two others. Clearly, you have lost your canine, and Vaan is nowhere to be found.

Shortly after, a blast of energy reveals that the singularity colapsed and that time and matter can continue to exist there, as is evident by the presence of a dark knight-dog hybrid... as Vaan and Concourt have fused into one!

''My lady... I have returned for you in a form of love and caring. I am now Natch, the prince of canines! The singularity has bounded us... for life!''

As you think he is speaking of the former two members, you notice your chest is glowing... along with theirs. You are now linked for life.

(Vaan and Ryqo are now ALLIES, as in they can win togheter. However, if one of them dies, both of them will fall).

That was fun to write.

Quote from: Wonder
> Be built. (D10)

Your roll : 3 (+1)

Four peasants build you.

Quote from: MC Nail
> Rap.

Your roll : 4 (+1)

You rap so hard that you bring McHammer back to life just so that he can duet with you! (New npc)



Dome: Cannot roll a 0, Immunity to meteors.
Ryqoshay: Life-Bounded with Vaan.
bcrobert: +2 to next attack
Vaan: Airship, Hates Tristan (+1 to attacks vs Tristans), Magic gem (+ 1 on all RTDs), Natch's sword (insta 5 to next attack), -1 to next roll, Life-Bounded with Ryqo.
Eternal : -1 to next roll
Kokojo : Immune to meteor.
Rufio: Is a zombie, +1 to attack rolls, is in a MJ's zombie horde, +1 to dance moves, has a horde of wolf dancer, -1 to next roll
rrs_kai : Has a mixing bowl that's nasty,Has a Wonder, 2hp, If you include FUSRODAH in your roll, it'll get +1, once.
Çachagrei : Sleepwalking, +2 to next ''Ressurect'' roll
Jumza : Immune to Tchan for 1 turn
Barba :Dead
Artmicion: Dead
TristanBeoulve: Dead



MC Nail :
MC Hammer :
Wonder : Wins the game for RRS_Kai in 77 turns. (2 hp) Now is the alter ego of RRS_Kai, and produces cookies, being built SUPER fast(D10)



Nothing
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Jumza on October 28, 2014, 07:56:58 pm
Oh, not this guy again
>Use some of Ryqo's leftover love power to trap McHammer and MC Nail inside of a singularity within Ryqo's singularity (Forever).
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Dome on October 28, 2014, 07:59:36 pm
>Change topic title in: "Roll to Doge!"
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 29, 2014, 12:50:08 am
Quote from: Jumza on October 28, 2014, 07:56:58 pm
Oh, not this guy again
>Use some of Ryqo's leftover love power to trap McHammer and MC Nail inside of a singularity within Ryqo's singularity (Forever).


You made a terrible mistake bud, you cannot touch this, therefore you shall fail
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Rufio on October 29, 2014, 01:23:48 am
[Zombie inner monologue] No unicorns to be found, just lousy narwhals.  Nobody likes narwhals.  I suppose we are stuck shambling around for now.  But wait... if there are narwhals around here then... yes.. perfect!

>Lead the troupe in a mermaid summoning dance and enlist mermaids to help us take our act to the seas.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 29, 2014, 02:36:15 am
Awuuu... my NPC's keep going away... T.T
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 29, 2014, 04:06:16 am
Because now i am a player, milady.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 29, 2014, 11:30:14 am
Since now i am bonded with Ryqo i figured its time for me to make a post like her. Also Kokojo, you wrote Nacht wrong many many times on the roll post. "Nacth, Natch, Nahct" and Thcan as well "Tchan" but I forgive you.


Previously on Super Dark Knight Nacht's Souleaty Tenebrous Theater: Roll to Dodge Edition:

Thcan's little chant of darkness sucessfully works as the meteor starts to become a dark energy surrounding him
"Yesa, finally i will leave this puny puppy form" says the princess of puppies that in a dark explosion turns into a human wearing dark armor, wielding a big dark sword.

Nacht the Dark Knight was finally born, and in a heroic pose holding his sword upwards he exclaims "Finally my true form, hahahahaha!" In that pose he hears the whole world cheering for him as he has just saved the world, and that sweet, delicious glory was good, he could feel like destroying anything, but it ended quickly after he got hit by a rock, hurting his ego, or Vaaness if you will.

But not long after losing his heroic pose, soon he is engulfed in a strong feeling, towards a Dog?! Nacht was hit by a Love Arrow and there was nothing he could do, he loved so much that he used a forbidden techinique and suddenly a vortex engulfs both him and the dog, nearly sucking up Ryqo aswell. After the vortex fades, a shadow starts to fade away aswell, revealinga new Nacht, with canine features in his armor like claws, a fang in mouth and dog ears over his blue hair, and having his sword turned into a dog fang-shaped sword. But that fusion wasnt enough to contain the love, and now the love has gotten into Ryqo aswell, bonding them for life.

And now on to today's episode:

"Its time now to test this new form" says Nacht after taking a tenacious grip into his sword, aiming it at the Wonder being built slowly. "I will not allow it to win by cheating!", a Jolly Roger made of darkness aura surrounds him as he aims to impale the wonder and make it explode by being filled with too much darkness.

>["Nacht's Dark Sword Impaling Darkness Burst!"]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on October 29, 2014, 01:50:18 pm
Quote from: Vaan on October 29, 2014, 11:30:14 am
"Finally my true form, hahahahaha!"
After the vortex fades, a shadow starts to fade away aswell, revealinga new Nacht, with canine features in his armor like claws, a fang in mouth and dog ears over his blue hair, and having his sword turned into a dog fang-shaped sword. But that fusion wasnt enough to contain the love, and now the love has gotten into Ryqo aswell, bonding them for life.

I ask for the lady's hand and now she is bound to Vaan....you even stole my laugh -_-
love and darkness, why, WHY, oh WHY?

>stare at the couple (Vaan and Ryqo) in the most mundane manner possible
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 29, 2014, 06:04:35 pm
Its what i was telling you, Dark Knights are far more superior than Paladins.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 29, 2014, 06:15:53 pm
But... Ryqo-Ry's Love belongs to everyone!

That said, by all means, Jumza, take all the Love Power you need!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on October 30, 2014, 12:33:41 am
Mmm.

That gives me an idea.

>Remove love from the world, using an apple and a paperclip do to so.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 30, 2014, 01:06:21 am
Gonna try to force my hand, eh? Hee...

Also, sorry for delay, still typing. Kinda hard with so much to work with and only a tablet or cell upon which to do it.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on October 30, 2014, 01:14:59 am
Force your hand? If you get angry, you've got only yourself to blame :3
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 30, 2014, 06:14:07 am
A-Angry? I'm not angry! Wh-Why would I be angry? I don't get it. Why am I suddenly the angry one? I'm not angry I tell you! Hmph!
(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e215/Ryqoshay/10405314_782338721808377_8433772666274673624_n_zpseecbc597.jpg)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 30, 2014, 09:40:36 am
He's trying to make you powerless,  Ryqo-tan, but with his luck he will either be fighting his boogers or actually add more love, and tht might be really good for us.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 30, 2014, 11:43:16 am
Quote from: Ryqoshay on October 30, 2014, 01:06:21 am
Also, sorry for delay, still typing. Kinda hard with so much to work with and only a tablet or cell upon which to do it.


Wut happened to your computer?
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 30, 2014, 09:49:09 pm
Previously on Super Idol Ryqo-Ry's Happy Bouncy Love Smile Theater: Roll to Dodge Edition:

Just as Ryqoshay's fingers released the bowstring, the young pup before her raised her forepaws towards the heavens and recited a dark incantation. Strange power skittered around her and suddenly, a strange man stood in her place. Strange, yet some how familiar. Ryqo could not help but think she had seen him before recently.

"Finally my true form, hahahahaha!" He declared triumphantly. Hrm... perhaps Concourt had been right...  Oh well.

Shards of pulverized rock appeared and peppered the man causing what looked like some rather painful wounds. Immediately after, what seemed to be a nuclear blast began but suddenly ceased to exist. Not long after, another man appeared and patted the former puppy on the head. Odd...

Was it just her or were her arrows taking an exceptionally long time to reach their marks? Well at least they finally made it after what seemed like forever. Sparkling Love power surrounded the pair as they turned toward one another and gazed into one another's eyes. It worked!

Ryqo could hardly contain her excitement as love blossomed and the beautiful new couple moved towards each other in silence. No words were necessary. They embraced and began to merge into one another. Wait... That's not...

A gigantic vortex of Love formed around the merging couple. With the abundance of love and joy spread by the happy bard, there was no shortage of energy from which the vortex could draw and it quickly went wild, threatening to destroy that which she had just tried to protect. As the power converged, it formed a singularity with enough strength to start drawing her in as well.

Ryqo thought fast. Could she fight Love with Love? It was worth a try. Forming a heart with her hands she thrust them forward. "Moe Moe Love Ryqo Barrier of Kyun!" She proclaimed causing a cute heart shaped barrier to emanate forth from her hands and surround her.

Reality warped outside the barrier, or did it do so within? Either way, Ryqo suddenly found herself alone. Both Concourt and the man were nowhere to be found. She was just about to dismiss her barrier when she realized the singularity was still here and was on the verge of going nova. In a beautiful blast of pink and purple, the Love energy exploded, nearly destroying the Moe protection and the girl within. In its wake, a new being stood; a fusion of the man and Concourt.

"By the powers combined..." Ryqo couldn't help but murmur as she stared in awe.

''My lady..." the man said with a how. "I have returned for you in a form of love and caring. I am now Nacht the prince of canines! The singularity has bounded us... for life!''

That's so awesome! They were indeed the perfect pair. So perfect, they truly had become one.

Wait... why was his heart glowing? Why was her heart glowing as well?

Ryqo realized the meaning behind the words. Nacht had meant himself and her! That certainly wasn't the intent of her Love Arrows, but, Love is Love. After all, he was... adorable! Darkly adorable, but still... Ryqo basked for a moment in her newly found power.

And now on to today's episode:

Ryqoshay listens intently to Nacht's plan to test his new form and can't help but giggle. "Ok, you do that Nachty. I'm gonna summon one of my bestest friends ever!" With everything the Love singularity had done, there i no doubt in her mind there is enough power left over to make the summoning possible. "His name is Captain Dynamite and he has the voice of Liam Neeson, the face of Frank Zappa and nuclear missiles instead of legs! He will fly around us all in his magic space buggy and sprinlke everyone with rose petals and friendship! He's awesome!" She raises a hand and a leg like a pitcher preparing for a strike out.

>["Super Effective Love Ryqo Portal of Awesome Power!"]
She cries. "Captain Dynamite, I choose you!" She throws her imaginary ball forward dramatically.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on October 31, 2014, 08:44:45 pm
For some reason i googled that thingy majigger Ryqo-tan wants to summon. He actually exists.
(http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100601181317/zeropunctuation/images/3/39/Fallout_3_1.png)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on October 31, 2014, 11:21:54 pm
All hail Yahtzee! The creator of the all powerful Captain Dynamite! ^_^
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on November 03, 2014, 12:25:52 pm
Rolling in a few hours ~!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on November 03, 2014, 01:26:49 pm
Augh Shiet. Captain Dynamite is going to be born. Hopefully.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on November 03, 2014, 07:20:00 pm
Time to roll!

Removed the innactive players.

Also il promise il roll within 2 days this time, not 4 :-(
You fell as thought the world just got a bit more dangerous. Things may go down faster...
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Quote from: Jumza on October 28, 2014, 07:56:58 pm
>Use some of Ryqo's leftover love power to trap McHammer and MC Nail inside of a singularity within Ryqo's singularity (Forever).
I think I specificly stated that acting on more than one people at the time would't be well seen or would require charge up. So this'll only affect McHammer
Your roll : 4

You shoot a laser of love out of your eyes and try to put McHammer in the singularity!

McHammer must ROLL TO DODGE the eyebeam of love!
Your roll : 1

McHammer dosen't resist at all and the singularity compresses him to a point where his existance dosen't matter.

McHammer has DIED.

Quote from: Dome on October 28, 2014, 07:59:36 pm
>Change topic title in: "Roll to Doge!"

Your roll : 2

You attempt to change the topic name, but you uncover that it is stronger than you, and thus, you fall into a deep depression and sit out this turn.

Quote from: Rufio on October 29, 2014, 01:23:48 am
>Lead the troupe in a mermaid summoning dance and enlist mermaids to help us take our act to the seas.

Your roll : 5(-1) = 4

The mermaids, following your summoning, decide to stay near you and help boost your numbers. You are now with a troop of Zombies, Wolf and Mermaids all willing to party and dance hard, boogey down till your last breath!

Since you spent so much effort on this troupe, they actually become an NPCluster that will start acting next turn.
Yes I am giving him an advantage for a 4, but look at how many efforts he put into it :3


Quote from: Vaan on October 29, 2014, 11:30:14 am
>["Nacht's Dark Sword Impaling Darkness Burst!"]

Your roll : Instantaneous 5!

You whip up your sword, and jumping trought the air, you plummet towards the wonder with a loving glare in your eyes, stabbing it with love, and a big, gigantic dark sword of darkness. Meanwhile, you also use your newfound powers of love-draining to absolve yourself of your curses, and thus your -1 to next roll is cancelled.

Wonder must ROLL TO DODGE the dark sword!
Your roll : 5

You manage to stay up and strong despite being stabbed by a giant sword, and you decide to actually incorporate it in your design in order to be more appealing. (+2 to next roll).
¸
Quote from: rrs_kai on October 29, 2014, 01:50:18 pm
>stare at the couple (Vaan and Ryqo) in the most mundane manner possible

Your roll : 1

You instead decide to not look at the couple with the most intensity you can muster, that is, by firing rapid 8-inch nail guns with one hand, and piloting a motocycle that's going away from a giant volcano explosion while on one wheel, with heavy metal music in the backgroup while your jacket flaps in the wind. You're awesome.

Quote from: Kokojo on October 30, 2014, 12:33:41 am
Mmm.
>Remove love from the world, using an apple and a paperclip do to so.

Your roll : 6

Using the apple as a voodoo doll representing all the love in the world, you sucesffuly stab it with a paperclip. At this moment, love takes a big hit in the world.

Love itself exits the apple and form in a coorporeal form : A pear. Since you stabbed it with the paperclip in just the right area, it is bleeding and weak, on the floor, and mostly has been removed from the other people's hearth. Love will not last long withouth a new container. (New NPC, wounded, World-wide apathy : -1 to all rolls next turn)

You smile and laugh evily because that was your plan long ago.

Quote from: Ryqoshay on October 30, 2014, 09:49:09 pm
>["Super Effective Love Ryqo Portal of Awesome Power!"]

Your roll : 3

Waving your hands, you open the portal to a new world. Captain dynamite emerges from the portal, dragging behind him a gigantic explosion made out of uranium, fire, bad things and nightmares. As you rush to close the portal, a blast emerges and heads for you...

Ryqoshay must ROLL TO DODGE the blast of fire!
Your roll : 5

You do a backhandflip from your normal neutral position and evade the blast completly while looking cute as a button. You land near captain Dynamite that asks you with his booming yet low voice what he should do for you. Since he's been impressed with your skills, he will most likely listen to you!
(Next turn, with your action, you will also have to include one order to M.Dynamite. It will not count in your normal action and won't be rolled)

Quote from: Wonder
>Be built (d10)

Your roll : 7(+2) = 9

Your peasants work super hard and they actually enjoy eating the cookies you produce. That big giant sword is actually pretty nice looking!


Dome: Cannot roll a 0, Immunity to meteors.
Ryqoshay: Life-Bounded with Vaan, directs Captain Dynamite next turn not using up her turn.
Vaan: Airship, Hates Tristan (+1 to attacks vs Tristans), Magic gem (+ 1 on all RTDs), Life-Bounded with Ryqo.
Kokojo : Immune to meteor.
Rufio: Is a zombie, +1 to attack rolls, +1 to dance moves,  is in a MJ's zombie horde, has a horde of wolf dancer and some mermaids to ride on.
rrs_kai : Has a mixing bowl that's nasty,Has a Wonder, 2hp, If you include FUSRODAH in your roll, it'll get +1, once.
Jumza :
Barba :Dead
Artmicion: Dead
TristanBeoulve: Dead



MC Nail :
Cluster of dancers : Friends with Rufio.
Wonder : Wins the game for RRS_Kai in 68 turns. (2 hp) Now is the alter ego of RRS_Kai, and produces cookies, being built SUPER fast(D10)
Love : Causes the Event World-wide apathy, Wounded, Cannot act.
Captain Dynamite : Awaiting order from Ryqo.



World-wide apathy : -1 to all rolls next turn)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on November 03, 2014, 07:32:39 pm
QuoteYou instead decide to not look at the couple with the most intensity you can muster, that is, by firing rapid 8-inch nail guns with one hand, and piloting a motocycle that's going away from a giant volcano explosion while on one wheel, with heavy metal music in the backgroup while your jacket flaps in the wind. You're awesome.


Although he isnt still as awesome as I am, he is a paladin, im a Bark Knight.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on November 03, 2014, 10:16:05 pm
"So many possibilities..." - Gul'dan

Not good for an indecisive individual such as me... hrm... I shall have to take a few moments to consider things.

Also, grats, Rufio, on expanding your troupe and having them ascend to the level of NPC! ^_^
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Dome on November 04, 2014, 03:13:53 am
>build "TEH UBER SPAM BOMB" to blow up the world
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on November 04, 2014, 05:31:52 pm
Quote from: Kokojo on November 03, 2014, 07:20:00 pm
You fell as thought the world just got a bit more dangerous.

I don't know why it took me so long to make this connection:
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on November 06, 2014, 07:55:22 am
Previously on Super Idol Ryqo-Ry's Happy Bouncy Love Smile Theater: Roll to Dodge Edition:

Where the imaginary ball Ryqoshay threw would have landed, a giant portal sprang into existence. As summoned, Captain Dynamite raced through the rift, looking as awesome as ever.

"Wo..." Ryqo began to cheer before she she realized what was trailed behind her friend.

Fire spewed forth followed by tendrils of darkness, hideous metallic nightmares and unspeakable horrors. Just where in the multiverse had the good Captain been? Phyrexia? In any case, the portal needed to be closed immediately. Without hesitation, Ryqo charged. "Slammin' Jammin' Love Ryqo Portcullis Plug!" she called, shoving her hands forward to send a burst of Love Power to seal the rift. Her ability succeeded, however, as the portal collapsed upon itself, it released a final blast of negative energy. The girl arched her spine and flung herself backwards in a flip and narrowly avoided the explosion. Sticking the landing like an Olympic pro, she cannot help but pose and smile to whoever may be watching.

"Impressive." Dynamite intoned in his smooth voice.

"Hee..." Ryqo grinned happily.

"So, what would you have me do?"

"Silly Dyna!" she couldn't help but laugh. "Do what you do best! Go!" She pointed dramatically in no particular direction.

>["Fly around and spread your rose petals and friendship!"]

The wild-haired man nods solemnly. "Very well." He turned and boarded his magic space buggy to prepared to carry out his orders.

"This world needs..." Ryqo cut off as her hand flew to her chest where a sudden, stabbing pain had erupted. What just happened?

Something had changed. Something was wrong with the world.

Very wrong.

Evil laughter emanating nearby caught her attention and she turned towards its source. A strange man loomed over a sizable pear lying on the ground. The fruit had been run through with a paperclip and its precious juices flowed freely in abnormally large quantities. A ghastly stain spread in eery and unnatural paths as though guided by some unseen force, but unquestionably tainted whatever it touched.

It took a moment for Ryqo to comprehend the scene before her, but as the pieces fell into place in her mind, her face paled. The man had confined this world's Love in a piece of produce. Unlike the singularity that merely drew in ambient Love, this man had managed to take everything. As if that was not bad enough, he had then proceeded to deal significant damage to the container, threatening to destroy its contents utterly. Why would anyone do such a thing?

The world wide effects were already becoming obvious. From the growing blemish, a miasma of apathy emerged and enveloped everything in site. The cloud of indifference hit Ryqo like a blast of exhaust from an ill-maintained car and it took a significant amount of willpower for her to avoid choking and coughing.

Biting back the bile rising in her throat, the young idol began to think of ways to reverse the lethargic pollution.

And now on to today's episode:

Producing a pair of pink pom-poms, Ryqoshay shakes them furiously as she builds up a yell. "Go Go Go Get 'em Everyone! Don't Be Lazy! Be Crazy! Don't Worry! Be Happy!" She punctuates her syllables with her pom-poms.
>["Apathy Upside Down Love Ryqo Shining Vitality Spiral!"]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on November 06, 2014, 01:34:08 pm
Previously on Super Dark Knight Nacht's Souleaty Tenebrous Theater: Roll to Dodge Edition:

Nacht's attack was sucessful, but much to his disapointment, the wonder liked the sword. That only made him angrier "That stupid wonder wont give up will it?" His rage was building and he wasnt going to let it go that easily
Suddenly a strange feeling covers the world, it was affecting everyone, including Nacht "What is that?" He asks himself only to find Kokojo with a paperclip and a stabbed apple, and of course using logic he finds out what is happening "Red apples look like those cartoony hearts everyone draws, the heart represent love, therefore Kokojo stabbed love. That monster!"
His anger was only building, as if he was blaming his dog half for feeling love, if Concourt didnt fuse with him, love wouldnt affect him. But love being stabbed wasnt his main worries, he wanted to kill the wonder, because it been resisting his attacks the whole time, and he was very pissed.

Then only to his amusement, a portal emerges, and some messed up stuff are coming out of it, nightmares, uranium and fire "What the..." and, before he finished his sentence, Captain Dynamite jumps out of the portal only to Ryqo close it. Captain Dynamite was going to support him with petals and friendship, and that was the motivation he needed to try and destroy the


And now on to today's episode:

With his anger built, he attemps to deal massive damage to the wonder by jumping in the air, opening a portal between dimensions and summoning out of it Dragonball's Shenlong but made of darkness so Shenlong consumes the wonder.

>["Dark Shenlong of Consuming Chaotic Obliteration Summon!"]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on November 07, 2014, 09:52:43 am
Rolling in 4-5 hours
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Jumza on November 07, 2014, 11:33:35 am
>Grab and eat some of the Wonder's wonderful cookies!

*munch* *munch*

Thanks for the love power Ryqo!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on November 07, 2014, 02:00:53 pm
Love forever love is free
Let's turn forever you and me



ooo... I have my quote for today! ^_^
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on November 07, 2014, 04:37:37 pm
Quote from: Ryqoshay on November 07, 2014, 02:00:53 pm
Love forever love is free
Let's turn forever you and me


Didnt know you were into Gorillaz, that must be why we re linked together. On my phone i have the full discography of Gorillaz (not counting the remix albuns with Spacemonkeys, although i have them on my computer)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on November 07, 2014, 05:04:21 pm
Well I have to go to work tonight apparently... so... roll at 1am here :/

Mother of coincidences.

Quick Edit : > Finish love of with a kick of pure hatred.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on November 08, 2014, 02:16:40 am
Quote from: Vaan on November 06, 2014, 01:34:08 pm
"That stupid wonder wont give up will it?"

What did you expect? its my alter-ego, of course it won't giveup!

Quote from: Jumza on November 07, 2014, 11:33:35 am
>Grab and eat some of the Wonder's wonderful cookies!

*munch* *munch*

Thanks for the love power Ryqo!

Stop that thief! I need to convert my cookies into turbines....to build this
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/AgaOa3WFC2w/0.jpg)

why does the overlord need to work so much? i just wanna rule everything in existence, its that simple.
thief....your time has come
>hire a scarecrow
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on November 08, 2014, 03:06:25 am
Time to roll... so sleepy.... kokojo needs.....less work.

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Quote from: Dome on November 04, 2014, 03:13:53 am
>build "TEH UBER SPAM BOMB" to blow up the world

Your roll : 6 (-1)

You build a giant bomb out of styrofoam, internet memes and all of your posts. It's so gigantic, it starts to crush the rest of the world and self-ignites because ''it must bomb ALL THE THINGS, amyrite?, cauz they added a bomb in the bomb, so you can bomb while you bomb with sucess kid and Good guy greg.

Speaking of Good Guy Greg, he assures you that no one will ever mess with the bomb because it's a ninja and can't be found! New event : Giant spambomb, Global RTD in 3 turns, cannot be deactivated).

Quote from: Ryqoshay on November 06, 2014, 07:55:22 am
>["Apathy Upside Down Love Ryqo Shining Vitality Spiral!"]

Your roll : 2 (-1) = 1

''Hatred Downside Up apathy someone dark draning square!''
You speak those words and conjure up a global apathy. So much so that the carebears falls off from the sky and each and everyone one of them dies from the impact with the ground. The conjuration takes place and envelops the world once more. (-1 to all rolls next round... again)

Quote from: Vaan on November 06, 2014, 01:34:08 pm
Previously on Super Dark Knight Nacht's Souleaty Tenebrous Theater: Roll to Dodge Edition:
>["Dark Shenlong of Consuming Chaotic Obliteration Summon!"]

Your roll : 2 (-1) = 1

''White sheep of adding order building unsummon!''
You unsummon the white sheep of order and building, and the effects are fairly stale on the world, since it was probably not summoned in the first place.


Quote from: Jumza on November 07, 2014, 11:33:35 am
>Grab and eat some of the Wonder's wonderful cookies!

Your roll : 3 (-1) = 2

You decide to get some milk first, and can't find any.


Quote from: Kokojo on November 07, 2014, 05:04:21 pm
Quick Edit : > Finish love of with a kick of pure hatred.

Your roll : 6(-1)

You sucesfully stab love with your foot, sucesfully launching the world, besides the other players, in a loveless atmosphere. Mass suicide, general depression and darkness prevail now with the human race. You take this as an occasion to sucesfully mount an army of dark minions that will obey your every move, as long as they are evil. (+1 to evil rolls)

Quote from: rrs_kai on November 08, 2014, 02:16:40 am
>hire a scarecrow

Your roll : 2(-1)

You instead dismiss a human from your team, causing him to be very frustrated...


Quote from: Cluster of dancers
>Dance with Rufio

Your roll : 3 (-1) = 2
You try to dance, but first, you must take a break at the McDonalds.

Quote from: Captain Dynamite
>Fly around, spreading love and bliss and stuff.


Your roll : 3 (-1) = 2
You decide to fly around, but you must first drink some soda to power up and gain your dynamity powers of awesome.

The 2s man. The 2s...well, 3.




Quote from: Wonder
>Be built (d10)

Your roll : 9 (-1) = 8
The king visits, and proceeds to give 800 units of meat for your construction.


Dome: Cannot roll a 0, Immunity to meteors.
Ryqoshay: Life-Bounded with Vaan, directs Captain Dynamite next turn not using up her turn.
Vaan: Airship, Hates Tristan (+1 to attacks vs Tristans), Magic gem (+ 1 on all RTDs), Life-Bounded with Ryqo.
Kokojo : Immune to meteor, +1 to evil rolls
Rufio: Is a zombie, +1 to attack rolls, +1 to dance moves,  is in a MJ's zombie horde, has a horde of wolf dancer and some mermaids to ride on.
rrs_kai : Has a mixing bowl that's nasty,Has a Wonder, 2hp, If you include FUSRODAH in your roll, it'll get +1, once.
Jumza :
Barba :Dead
Artmicion: Dead
TristanBeoulve: Dead



MC Nail :
Cluster of dancers : Friends with Rufio.
Wonder : Wins the game for RRS_Kai in 60 turns. (2 hp) Now is the alter ego of RRS_Kai, and produces cookies, being built SUPER fast(D10)
Captain Dynamite : Flying~



Apathy : -1 to all rolls next round.
Giant spambomb, Global RTD in 3 turns, cannot be deactivated
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Dome on November 08, 2014, 03:51:56 am
>Build a Bunker to hide from the bomb
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on November 08, 2014, 04:29:38 am
I'm seeing a pattern here.

when everyone rolls a 5 or 6 Kokojo rolls a low 1 or 2 and the converse also seems to happening quite frequently as well O.o....somethings up hmmmm

the diamond like thingy in Kokojo's picture must be the cause.....I shall find the perpetrator of these crimes
(http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20090202/425.pinkpanther.martin.steve.lc.020209.jpg)

>eat spinach to find out what is happening
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on November 08, 2014, 05:40:30 am
Previously on Super Idol Ryqo-Ry's ʎddɐH Bouncy Love Smile Theater: Roll to Dodge Edition:

Wrong.

The words were wrong. Ryqoshay had no idea what was leaving her own mouth, but it was nowhere near what her mind had conjured, in fact, it was quite the opposite. She had intended to reverse the wave of apathy washing across the world, but instead whatever she had done only made it stronger.

This wasn't the first time something like this had happened. But it was because this world was tainted, right? She was here to make things better, right? Certainly it wasn't because of her... ... ... right?

Right?

Something impacted the ground with a sickeningly wet sound and brought Ryqo back to the hellish reality before her. The girl glanced around and gasped when her eyes found the broken body of a care bear that had fallen from the clouds above. However, like the first drop of a storm, more followed. Dozens more. Hard rain doesn't last, but soon the area was littered with disturbingly cute corpses as the miasma of despair continued its reign.

Through tear misted eyes, she watched the man with the pear draw back his leg before delivering a devastating kick to the fragile container of Love. The air left her lungs rapidly as though she herself had received the blow and the girl collapsed to her knees, clutching her chest in agony.

Gone.

It was all gone. All of this world's Love had been gathered into a tiny container and subsequently destroyed. And with it, hope was all but lost, happiness waned and laughter subsided. It was over. Done. This was the end.

"Heh..." One corner of Ryqo's mouth twitched upwards momentarily. "Hehee..." She blinked, drew a sharp breath and let it out slowly. Slowly, she returned to her feet. "Captain!" She called, seeking her friend. She found him taking a soda break, which didn't surprise her much. It was quite obviously hot wherever he had been before she had summoned him, so he must have been parched. "Please! This world needs you!

>[Spread your rose petals and friendship]

as far and wide as you can!"

And
"Aye, ma'am!" The captain said with a salute.

      now

"Thank you." she replied. Turning away, she gritted her teeth and gathered her strength. There was still one more thing she could try.
              on to today's episode:

Ryqo produces a Love Arrow and holds it in her hand for a moment. Running her finger across its head, she winces a bit as it bites into her, but she keeps studying it. This would have to work or... She shakes her head. She does not want to think about what will happen if this plan fails. This world's natural Love may be gone, but that didn't mean it could not be replaced. The good Captain's work would help, but to gain root, the new Love would first need a new container. She intends to become that container.

Gripping the arrow in both hands with its tip facing her, she draws a ragged breath before driving it into her heart.

>["Love Forever Love Is Free Love Ryqo Recursion Recharge!] Loop!"
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on November 08, 2014, 07:59:35 am
That was the 2nd worse roll ever, only losing to when we had to include hammer in our moves, but everyone thought it was only for celdia because kokojo only wrote it on celdia's move and didnt add the said event.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on November 08, 2014, 01:36:06 pm
I do agree it was a shitty roll, but truly man, I keep the dice to what it rolls.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on November 08, 2014, 02:39:29 pm
Keep the rolls and dodge with them!

Or roll roll roll with them... or... uhm... I forgot where I was going with this...
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on November 08, 2014, 07:08:18 pm
Previously on Super Dark Knight Nacht's Souleaty Tenebrous Theater: Roll to Dodge Edition:

When Nacht tried to destroy the Wonder by summoning a Shenlong made of darkness, all seem'd to go well, but the apathy was draining his powers, and much to his disapointment he didnt open a portal, he closed a portal, unsummoning something, he didnt know what he did unsummon since it wasnt summoned.

"This is not over, the apathy will go away!" - Nacht exclaims while pointing at the wonder, as the skies start to shine brighter again, losing the darkness and corruption and soon to his surprise he looks at Ryqo-tan, and what he saw was Ryqo, conjuring another apathy, the whole world starts to get wrapped in darkness all over again, but why was Ryqo doing that?

"R-Ryqo-tan...?" - He asks himself confused while Carebears rain from the sky.


Nacht was confuse, but as soon as he looks up and sees the skies pitch black, he realizes "The skies are darkness now....Darkness... Wait, Im a Dark Knight! Darkness should boost me!"

And now on to today's episode:

Determined to use the Apathy in his favor, Nacht attempts jump in the sky and spin quickly, canalizing the darkness onto himself to create his beloved Shenlong of Darkness to consume the wonder, as he didnt have to summon him from another dimension, Darkness was already there.

>["Dark Shenlong of Consuming Chaotic Obliteration Summon!²"]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Jumza on November 08, 2014, 08:24:34 pm
Funny, that the person who uses love and the person who uses apathy are linked :P You'll either win gloriously or kill each other attempting to do so.

>Conduct a satanic ritual to summon cookies from the Wonders storehouse of cookies
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on November 08, 2014, 08:36:10 pm
Its only physics, opposites attract, and that causes a zapping reaction. Now we just have to see who is hit by our electricity
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on November 08, 2014, 09:42:44 pm
Quote from: Kokojo on November 08, 2014, 01:36:06 pm
I do agree it was a shitty roll, but truly man, I keep the dice to what it rolls.

I was only joking because I found your picture very interesting....what were you holding?

Tell me now or I shall use this tape-recorder look-a-like which is actually a pen
(http://content.internetvideoarchive.com/content/photos/3306/13886623_7304.jpg)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on November 12, 2014, 01:05:53 am
I know I am a bitch.

Time to roll!

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Quote from: Dome on November 08, 2014, 03:51:56 am
>Build a Bunker to hide from the bomb

Your roll : 3 (-1) = 2

You decide to build a bunker made out of air instead.

Quote from: rrs_kai on November 08, 2014, 04:29:38 am
>eat spinach to find out what is happening

Your roll : 5(-1) =4

You eat spinach and grow muscles of the biggest measure. Nothing can stop you now! (PM me for awnsers on anything)

Quote from: Ryqoshay on November 08, 2014, 05:40:30 am
>["Love Forever Love Is Free Love Ryqo Recursion Recharge!] Loop!"

Your roll : 5 (-1) = 4

You sucessfully drive the arrows/power of love into your hearth, fueling inside of you the new flower of love. Within you blossoms the beacon of motherly care, the proudness of a father watching his childrens, the timid attachement between first-graders and the over-complicated romance of presumed tortured teenagers. You managed to stop the apathy in the world (well, next turn)

Quote from: Vaan on November 08, 2014, 07:08:18 pm
>["Dark Shenlong of Consuming Chaotic Obliteration Summon!²"]

Your roll : 2 (-1) = 1 I can't help but laugh

"White Sheep of Regurgitating Order Maker Unsummon!¼"

Once again, you unsummon a weird godly sheep that was not there in the first place, making your actions pointless and frustrating.

Quote from: Jumza on November 08, 2014, 08:24:34 pm
>Conduct a satanic ritual to summon cookies from the Wonders storehouse of cookies

Your roll : 5 (-1) =4

You conduct your ritual and manage to steal the cookies from the Wonder's storehouse! Much to your avail, nothing much happens after that, but you have a considerable ammount of cookies.

Quote from: Captain Dynamite
>[Spread my rose petals and friendship]

Your roll : 6 (-1) = 5
You fly around, going kaboom as you launch petals and kitties to people in need, hug the hugable and high-fiving the guys in need of approuval. As you go around, you stumble unto a 40-leaf clover. Clearly it will help your summoner! (+1 to next roll for Ryqo)

Quote from: Wonder
>Be built (d10)

Your roll : 6 (-1) = 5
The king removes 4 peasants from the building site, slowing down the process.


Dome: Cannot roll a 0, Immunity to meteors.
Ryqoshay: Life-Bounded with Vaan, directs Captain Dynamite next turn not using up her turn, +1 to next roll
Vaan: Airship, Hates Tristan (+1 to attacks vs Tristans), Magic gem (+ 1 on all RTDs), Life-Bonded with Ryqo.
Kokojo : Immune to meteor, +1 to evil rolls
Rufio: Is a zombie, +1 to attack rolls, +1 to dance moves,  is in a MJ's zombie horde, has a horde of wolf dancer and some mermaids to ride on.
rrs_kai : Has a mixing bowl that's nasty,Has a Wonder, 2hp, If you include FUSRODAH in your roll, it'll get +1, once.
Jumza : Metric fuckton of cookies.
Barba :Dead
Artmicion: Dead
TristanBeoulve: Dead



MC Nail :
Cluster of dancers : Friends with Rufio.
Wonder : Wins the game for RRS_Kai in 55 turns. (2 hp) Now is the alter ego of RRS_Kai being built SUPER fast(D10)
Captain Dynamite : Flying~



Giant spambomb, Global RTD in 2 turns, cannot be deactivated
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on November 12, 2014, 02:51:33 am
So, He Who Hath Killed Love isn't going to do anything this turn? Is the hateful being still targetable?
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on November 12, 2014, 04:16:47 am
> Bash the wonder with a hammer made of diamonds.

Of course I am targetable :P. I am a player like all of you.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Dome on November 12, 2014, 04:30:48 am
>Hide inside the air Bunker
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Jumza on November 12, 2014, 05:01:18 pm
>Create a replica Wonder, using the Wonders cookies as building material
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on November 13, 2014, 07:04:05 am
Previously on Super Idol Ryqo-Ry's Happy Bouncy Love Smile Theater: Roll to Dodge Edition:

Like a spark plug igniting a cylinder of fuel, the Love Arrow triggered an explosion of Love within Ryqoshay's heart. From there, the energy flowed out into her body, through the arrow and back into her heart to be sparked yet again. "Love Power: Power On!" the girl sang merrily. Unbound by the normal laws of physics, each burst increased the power and made the loop cycle faster. "Smiling! Happiness, welcome! Smiling!" The energy fed on itself and grew ever stronger.

Although, it was not just happy love that flourished within its new container. Like petals in a flower, all possible variations of love blossomed forth. From motherly care, to fatherly pride; from first grade puppy love to teenage drama; and every shade of red, pink and crimson in between. The surge of positive emotions was exhilarating; a wonderful rush that left her giddy and lightheaded.

"Woo!" she breathed as the recursion began to stabilize and her heart rate returned to normal. "I could do that again..." As she regained her senses, she realized that she had already begun to release some of the excess Love within her. Enough energy, in fact, to alleviate the plague of apathy. "Cheers for the Love!" she pumped a fist into the air triumphantly.

"Special delivery incoming!" the smooth voice of Captain Dynamite reached her ears. She turned as the wild-haired man slowed to a hover beside her. "For you, ma'am." he said, reaching out to hand her a four leaf clover.

"Tha..." Ryqo started, but cut off as she realized, upon closer inspection, that what she had assumed to be four leaves was actually an intricate network of forty, in delicate sets of ten. "This is awesome!" She cried excitedly and immediately inserted it into the ribbon of one of her twin-tails.

>["Keep up the good work!"]

she told the captain giving a thumbs up.

"Aye, ma'am." He replied before speeding off again.

And now on to today's episode:

"Now what am I forgetting..." Ryqo murmurs to herself. Her eyes settle upon a dark figure, the man who had recently been responsible for destroying this world's Love. "Ah, yes..." She takes a deep breath and prepares herself. Stretching out a hand with a pointed index finger towards him, she raises her voice and calls out to him. "Thou who hath sought to deprive this world of Love, mark my words! Thou who hath knowingly and willfully wrought pain and suffering upon countless souls, heed my warning! Thy deeds have not gone unaccounted, of this I swear. I shall pray thou art prepared. Forsooth, the punishment must fit thy crime, thus, filled with Love shall thy heart ever be, 'till it overflows with joy and frees thou from thy chains of hatred."

>["Light And Fluffy Time Love Ryqo Super Sonic Pillow!"]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on November 13, 2014, 10:49:59 am
Cant write big post, no time. Either Kokojo or Lady Luck hates me.

>["Dark Shenlong of Consuming Chaotic Obliteration Summon!³" while mad at lady luck for betraying me]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on November 13, 2014, 04:03:21 pm
Time...
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on November 16, 2014, 12:29:47 pm
>cast heal on the wonder
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on November 16, 2014, 10:44:05 pm

Time to roll!

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Quote from: Kokojo on November 12, 2014, 04:16:47 am
> Bash the wonder with a hammer made of diamonds.

Your roll : 2

You pick your nose with VIOLENCE this time. Nothing can stop this picking of the nose!

Quote from: Dome on November 12, 2014, 04:30:48 am
>Hide inside the air Bunker

Your roll : 6

You hide into the bunker made of air and press the invisible ''ultimate defense'' button. Air from all around the world wraps around you in a protective cocoon and makes you prepared for your next action. However, the air flow is incredible around here, your hair is all ruffled and un-fluffy. You decide you have to remedy to that! ( +1 to next RTD, Next roll must include mention of hair, only for dome)

Quote from: Jumza on November 12, 2014, 05:01:18 pm
>Create a replica Wonder, using the Wonders cookies as building material

Your roll : 3

You do create a replica of the wonder, made out of cookies, however, nasty rabbits made of fur and flesh and teeth decide to bite on you pretty hard because they, duh, want to eat the cookies you used for your wonder. You get quite a lot of nasty bites, but manage to chase them off. (-1 to next roll)

Quote from: Ryqoshay on November 13, 2014, 07:04:05 am
>["Light And Fluffy Time Love Ryqo Super Sonic Pillow!"]

Your roll : 3 (+1) = 4

You charge your pillow with enought love to make a bunny explode, and sucessfully launch it at the being known as Kokojo, but alast, known as evil to you.

Kokojo must ROLL TO DODGE a love-charged pillow!
Your roll : 1

Q_Q

You try to avoid the pillow, but not only does it hits you squarely in the chest, the energy of love that was contained within the pillow tries to borrow itself deep into you, going straight for the hearth. However, as an evil being, you cannot handle this kind of commitement, and decide to immediately commit sepuku with 10 ton of dynamite, making sure to blow it right in the middle of an orphanage.

Kokojo is Dead.

Quote from: Vaan on November 13, 2014, 10:49:59 am
>["Dark Shenlong of Consuming Chaotic Obliteration Summon!³" while mad at lady luck for betraying me]

Your roll : 3

Finnaly conjuring the dragon with your spirit, you notice that the passage of power from you to the dragon has left you severely drained of energy. However, you still command the dragon to attack that damn Pyramid. (-1 to next roll)

Wonder must ROLL TO DODGE the dark shenlong!
Your roll : 1

You take catastrophic damage to your hull and port side door, and your cloning bay and weapon centers are in the red! Not to mentions boarder on your left flank and fire on the other side of the ship! You're most likely going down! (-1hp)

Quote from: rrs_kai on November 16, 2014, 12:29:47 pm
>cast heal on the wonder

Your roll : 2

You mourn Kokojo first, deciding that it's way more important than winning the game!

Quote from: Captain Dynamite
>["Keep up the good work!"]

Your roll : 5
You roll around at the speed of explosions, handing out cards with mentions like ''You matter'', ''people do like you'' and ''You're not alone'' to random passerby, making them grow confident and happy with themselves. One of them rewards you with a performance potion. (+1 to next roll)

Quote from: Wonder
>Be built (d10)

Your roll : 1

Meat was lacking, so you'll have to wait until we get more sheeps killed.


The giant SpamBomb arrives next turn!




Dome: Cannot roll a 0, Immunity to meteors, must include a mention of hair in next roll, +1 to RTD
Ryqoshay: Life-Bounded with Vaan, directs Captain Dynamite next turn not using up her turn
Vaan: Airship, Hates Tristan (+1 to attacks vs Tristans), Magic gem (+ 1 on all RTDs), Life-Bonded with Ryqo,  (-1 to next roll)
Rufio: Is a zombie, +1 to attack rolls, +1 to dance moves,  is in a MJ's zombie horde, has a horde of wolf dancer and some mermaids to ride on.
rrs_kai : Has a mixing bowl that's nasty,Has a Wonder, 2hp, If you include FUSRODAH in your roll, it'll get +1, once.
Jumza : Metric fuckton of cookies made to look like a wonder, -1 to next roll
Barba :Dead
Artmicion: Dead
TristanBeoulve: Dead
Kokojo: Dead



MC Nail :
Cluster of dancers : Friends with Rufio.
Wonder : Wins the game for RRS_Kai in 54 turns. (1 hp) Now is the alter ego of RRS_Kai being built SUPER fast(D10)
Captain Dynamite : +1 to next roll



Giant spambomb, Global RTD in 1 turns, cannot be deactivated
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on November 17, 2014, 02:34:00 am
Quote from: Kokojo on November 16, 2014, 10:44:05 pm
Kokojo is Dead


Awuuu... T.T
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Dome on November 17, 2014, 02:45:13 am
Kokojo?

KOKOJO!

Please...don't do this to me...
>Rebuild Kokojo with ruffled hairs, air and love
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on November 17, 2014, 03:31:59 am
We can rebuild him... we have the technology Love.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on November 17, 2014, 04:06:51 am
Are you like a smurf...but instead of smurfing... you're... Loving?

EGHADS!

> Try to posses the body of an evil teddy beard in order to revive.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on November 17, 2014, 11:54:50 am
Quote from: Kokojo on November 16, 2014, 10:44:05 pm
You mourn Kokojo first, deciding that it's way more important than winning the game!

wow...he actually died o.O

neat! less competition for the Overlord post ^_^

don't worry Kokojo, I shall complete your dream of world domination.
but wait....we shall first give Kokojo the screen time he needs before reviving himself.


I just had to include that video, it seems very apt; you should be able to figure out who's kokojo and who's Ryqo-ry

>summon Bugs bunny to help Kokojo (eehhhh...whats up doc??)
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on November 18, 2014, 07:15:51 am
Previously on Super Idol Ryqo-Ry's Happy Bouncy Love Smile Theater: Roll to Dodge Edition:

The Love charged pillow left a trail of pristine white feathers behind as it hurtled towards its target at a speed rivaling the Blackbird. Instead of a sonic boom, however, a light and adorable whoosh could be heard. Upon striking the dark man, the Love Power immediately sought his heart and began to transform him from within.

"We'll launch our throbbing hearts! 1, 2, Love!" Ryqoshay sang as the watched feathers fly everywhere and surround the man. "All the way to the stars!" She was practically squirming with excitement over the prospect of what the man might become under the influence of Love.

He seemed to be taking it rather well, or as well as evil takes Love, until he suddenly took off running... towards an orphanage? Ryqo's elation turned to horror as the man produced an incredible amount of dynamite from the æther and attempted to disembowel himself with it.

"No!" she screamed, flying as fast as she could to stop the impending disaster. "Not there!"

Alas, her efforts were in vain and a massive explosion rocked the area. "Love Ryqo Ægis On!" was all she could manage before the blast hit. While the shield succeeded in protecting her body from the inferno, it did nothing to protect her heart from the pain caused by the loss of so many innocent lives. The dark man was gone, but at what cost to this world?

"Ma'am!" A voice caused her to jolt back to reality. Captain Dynamite was hailing her. "Special report coming in, ma'am!"

"Proceed." Ryqo replied solemnly, unable to tear her eyes away from the wreckage before her.

"I am afraid that explosion is nowhere near the size of the one coming."

"What? Explain!"

The captain debriefed his summoner on his theories concerning something called a SpamBomb. His sources were unable to locate the device itself and as such no one was able to deactivate it. Based on the fact that the bomb's creator had just taken refuge, albeit in a fairly abnormal bunker, there was little doubt the time of the detonation was nigh.

"Very well." Ryqo said after a moment of thought. "I will think of something.

>[Carry on with your duties, soldier."]

"Aye, ma'am."

"Oh, and if it doesn't work and condition Dartak is reached, don't forget to initiate project Itovirednith."

"Let's hope it doesn't come to that."

"Well, yeah... but..."

"Never mind. Of course. You have my word. It will be done." That said, he flew off again.

If the captain's reports were correct, the volcano, the nuclear reactor, the meteor and the singularity were mere practice for the imminent threat. Ryqo would have to cast something more powerful than she had ever cast before. Then again... she had just become the new container for this world's Love...

A world sized barrier would be child's play with the power coursing through her veins. However, without knowing the location of the bomb, creating such a shield could potentially trap the explosion on the wrong side and end up causing more harm. Deactivation was already off the table. What else could she do?

Perhaps the explosion could be countered? Certainly with what she knew of this Spam, the source of the bomb, she should be able to create an opposing wavelength, of sorts, that would cancel out the explosion. Yes, that is what she would do.

And now on to today's episode:

"I can do it." Ryqo says as a smile returns to her lips. "Ryqo-Ryqo-Ry!" she chants and dances. "Ryqo-Ry's here to save the world from the mean old SpamBomb!

>[Ultra Gourmet Racing Logically Approving Love Ryqo Counterwave!"]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Jumza on November 18, 2014, 07:15:32 pm
>Convince rrs_kai to swap wonders!
*wink* *wink*
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on November 20, 2014, 03:19:08 pm
Previously on Super Dark Knight Nacht's Souleaty Tenebrous Theater: Roll to Dodge Edition:

After lots of struggling, Nacht finally summons the Dark Shenlong, but it costed his own energy. Oh well, screw it, he didnt care because his objective was complete.

"What is your wish?"

"What do you think?"

"Is your wish to know what i think?"

Nacht facepalms for a brief second.

"Shenlong, just freaking wreck that stupid wonder!"

The destruction caused by the Dark Dragon was massive but it wasnt enough to bring it to the ground.

"Lucky bastard, I will destroy you!" But he walks away, he had bigger problems right now, there was a spambomb coming, could you imagine how everyone's emails were going to be after the explosion? Neither could Nacht.
He wanted to stop it, but there were too many spams to handle and it was nowhere to be found, so all he could do was to protect.

He walks past the corpse of Kokojo, and that worries Nacht.

"Is the bomb already killing everyone?!"

That makes him go faster to where Ryqo and Cap'n were.

And now on to today's episode:
Worried about his loved one, and the captain guy, Nacht attempts to impale his sword on the ground to create a barrier of darkness that would protect them from the spam.

>["Dark Barrier of Go Back to Deep Web, Spam!"]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on November 24, 2014, 01:04:54 am
Time to roll!

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Quote from: Dome on November 17, 2014, 02:45:13 am
>Rebuild Kokojo with ruffled hairs, air and love

Your roll : 1(+1) = 2

You simply ruffle your own hair.

Quote from: Kokojo on November 17, 2014, 04:06:51 am
> Try to posses the body of an evil teddy beard in order to revive.

Your roll : 3

You fail to possess the body.

Quote from: Ryqoshay on November 18, 2014, 07:15:51 am
>[Ultra Gourmet Racing Logically Approving Love Ryqo Counterwave!"]

Your roll : 2

Your spell falls flat to the ground, not being lovy-dovy enough.

Quote from: Jumza on November 18, 2014, 07:15:32 pm
>Convince rrs_kai to swap wonders!

Your roll : 2 Oh cmon!

You decide to talk to rrs_kai after watching Star Trek.... and then forget about it.

Quote from: Vaan on November 20, 2014, 03:19:08 pm
>["Dark Barrier of Go Back to Deep Web, Spam!"]

Your roll : 1 (-1) = 0

As you don't act at all, you seem to be fading away!

Vaan must ROLL TO DODGE nonexistance!
Your roll : 4

You sucesfully do a triple sommersault to prove to reality that you are still worth a damn. However, this was tiring and this concludes your chain of actions.


Quote from: Captain Dynamite
>[Carry on with your duties, soldier."]

Your roll : 1

You decide to instead slack on the job and do nothing. :/ wow.

Quote from: Wonder
>Be built (d10)

Your roll : 7

You get built super fast thanks to a new upgrade that allows the villagers to hammer faster!

The giant spambomb falls to the ground!

Dome must ROLL TO DODGE the Spambomb!
Your roll : 2 (+1) = 3.

You roll on the side, hurting yourself on a rock that was just standing there. (-1 to next roll)

Ryqoshay must ROLL TO DODGE the Spambomb!
Your roll : 4
You simply sidestep to the side using your super-fast reflexes, and hide behind a rock (The same that dome hurt himself on!)

Vaan must ROLL TO DODGE the Spambomb!
Your roll : 4(+1) = 5
You teleport yourself into a movie, knowing well that the explosions in the movie would't hurt you at all. Meanwhile, a witty sidekick gives you a brand new pair of sunglasses that you can use to make you badass! (+2 to next roll)

Rufio must ROLL TO DODGE the Spambomb!
Your roll : 5
You manage to produce a skateboard and ride the explosion as a master of dance and awesomeness. You too don awesome sunglasses. (+2 to next roll)

Rrs_kai must ROLL TO DODGE the Spambomb!
Your roll : 1

You stumble around and decide to fight the explosion with a piece of your own clothes, hoping the irony will stop the spam from meme-ing you. The waves hits you with the force of over 9000 internets, and you explode.

Rrs_Kai is DEAD

Jumza must ROLL TO DODGE the Spambomb!
Your roll : 4

Having a vanish mantle, you are clearly able to sidestep to the side and avoid being blown up.

Captain Dynamite must ROLL TO DODGE the Spambomb!
Your roll : 4

Using your powers of explosions and awesomeness, you are able to distract the explosions using more explosion! Aren't you hypocritical!

Wonder must ROLL TO DODGE the Spambomb!
Your roll : 2

You take catastrophic damage, yet you are not destroyed by the power wave. (Wounded for 2 turns)


Dome: Cannot roll a 0, Immunity to meteors, -1 to next roll
Ryqoshay: Life-Bounded with Vaan, directs Captain Dynamite next turn not using up her turn
Vaan: Airship, Hates Tristan (+1 to attacks vs Tristans), Magic gem (+ 1 on all RTDs), Life-Bonded with Ryqo, +2 to next roll.
Rufio: Is a zombie, +1 to attack rolls, +1 to dance moves,  is in a MJ's zombie horde, has a horde of wolf dancer and some mermaids to ride on, +2 to next roll.
rrs_kai : Has a mixing bowl that's nasty,Has a Wonder, 2hp, If you include FUSRODAH in your roll, it'll get +1, once.
Jumza : Metric fuckton of cookies made to look like a wonder, -1 to next roll
Barba :Dead
Artmicion: Dead
TristanBeoulve: Dead
Kokojo: Dead



MC Nail :
Cluster of dancers : Friends with Rufio.
Wonder : Wins the game for RRS_Kai in 47 turns. (1 hp) Now is the alter ego of RRS_Kai being built SUPER fast(D10), Wounded for 2 turns
Captain Dynamite :

Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on November 24, 2014, 02:16:44 am
Quote from: Kokojo on November 24, 2014, 01:04:54 am
Captain Dynamite must ROLL TO DODGE the Spambomb!
Your roll : 4

Using your powers of explosions and awesomeness, you are able to distract the explosions using more explosion! Aren't you hypocritical!


Mr. Torge says that not hypocritcal! More explosions means more awesomeness! Because explosions are AWESOME! And this world always need more awesome! Therefore explosions can counter explosions! Because REASONS!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Dome on November 24, 2014, 04:13:58 am
>Summon an army of Cossack warriors riding Bears to do my bidding
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Jumza on November 24, 2014, 10:34:02 am
>steal (the recently deceased) rrs_kai's wonder and force it to work for me.
I mean, he won't get anything out of it anymore...
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on November 24, 2014, 11:49:28 am
You forgot my roll Kokojo
Quote from: rrs_kai on November 17, 2014, 11:54:50 am
>summon Bugs bunny to help Kokojo (eehhhh...whats up doc??)


today's roll
>try to revive by eating cookies and drinking milk, share some with Kokojo
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on November 30, 2014, 11:15:21 am
Previously on Super Idol Ryqo-Ry's Happy Bouncy Love Smile Theater: Roll to Dodge Edition:

Like a bird whose wings had been clipped mid flight, the Counterwave convulsed violently and dropped to the ground with a despondent thwump. With no time or options left before detonation, Ryqoshay could only brace herself for the incoming blast. As it approached, she spotted a man rolling to his side to avoid the explosion. She immediately recognized him from the captain's briefing as the bomb's creator and watched as he collided, likely painfully, with a sizable rock nearby.

Said stone looked sturdy enough, so she decided to make use of it to help shield her from the chaotic energy of the SpamBomb. The girl covered hear ears as waves of illogical hatred, music, insults, pictures, insanity, videos, links and bits of preserved meat washed over her makeshift shelter but did not break through. Despite her efforts, her ears were still ringing by the time the madness passed.

"I said goddamn, what a rush!" Ryqo found herself uttering. "Woo!"

"I assume from your outburst, you are unharmed, ma'am?" the captain's voice reached her.

"I'm fine, I'm fine!" she assured with a laugh. "And I'm guessing Nachy is fine too, since I am." she pats herself down to double check anyway. "But where'd he go?"

"Into a movie, ma'am."

"That's awesome! Why didn't I think of that?"

"Speak of the devil..."

"Ryqo-tan!" Nacht called, running up to the girl with a concerned look on his face. "Are you alright?"

"I'm fine! I'm..." she was cut off as she found herself suddenly bound in a tight embrace. "Woo... love you too, Nachy, but... need... air..."

"Sorry..."

Upon release, she took an overly dramatic breath and let it out before looking up at the man to whom her soul was bonded. "Hee... nice glasses."

Captain Dynamite cleared his throat though the communications device. "Not to interrupt, but I must point out your proximity to Dome, the creator of the foul SpamBomb."

"Oh, right... well.. uhm... don't think I didn't see you slacking just now!

>[Back to work!"]

"Aye, ma'am. Sorry, ma'am..." the captain replies, flying off again.

"As for you." Ryqo turned to Dome. "That wasn't a very nice thing you did just now. I believe you need a lesson in good manners and Love."

And now on to today's episode:

Dome did not seem to be paying attention and appeared preoccupied with summoning something.

"Alright, students, pay attention!" Ryqoshay produces a small handbell and rings it. "Class is now in session!" With a flick of her wrist, the bell turns into a pointing stick. "It's easy!" She slaps the pointer against her other hand. "Like taking candy from a baby!" She points the stick at Dome.

>["1-2-3 A-B-C Elementary Love Ryqo Lecture of Friendship and Respect!"]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on December 01, 2014, 10:48:50 am
Quote from: Ryqoshay on November 30, 2014, 11:15:21 am
"Like taking candy from a baby!"

I knew you were evil....Mr. Bark Knight definitely loves you
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on December 01, 2014, 04:50:00 pm
Awuuu... It's a metaphor! >.< Ryqo-Ry isn't evil! She would only take candy from a baby if it posed a choking or other health hazard.
Also, she may need to give a lesson in music next. Perhaps with the help of a guest like Bjork (http://ffhacktics.com/smf/index.php?topic=10648.msg203308#msg203308)!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Vaan on December 02, 2014, 01:06:59 pm
Quote from: rrs_kai on December 01, 2014, 10:48:50 am
I knew you were evil....Mr. Bark Knight definitely loves you


You're lucky you re dead, otherwise i would eat your soul for calling Ryqo-tan evil.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on December 02, 2014, 04:47:42 pm
Let the music lessons begin!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on December 03, 2014, 01:06:26 pm
Rolling tonight. The big pause was because of a big projet I had to do for today...
Finnaly done.

Damn you, sociology.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Dome on December 03, 2014, 08:34:04 pm
Quote from: Kokojo on December 03, 2014, 01:06:26 pm
Damn you, sociology.

Leave sociology alone, you Dastard!
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on December 05, 2014, 03:56:33 am
> Revive as Cow-thulu.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Kokojo on December 05, 2014, 04:02:45 am
Time to roll!

But first, RRS_kai roll that I forgot! You might ressurect from it...
Quote from: rrs_kai on November 24, 2014, 11:49:28 am
>summon Bugs bunny to help Kokojo (eehhhh...whats up doc??)

Your roll : 2

You instead join in the circle of people into picking your nose.

Second, I must retract something : RRS_Kai is NOT DEAD. I did forget he had 2hp!

Please submit a new roll for this round, RRS, and I am very sorry :-(.
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Quote from: Dome on November 24, 2014, 04:13:58 am
>Summon an army of Cossack warriors riding Bears to do my bidding

Your roll :1 (-1) = 0 Cannot roll a 0. Reroll.
Your roll : 2  Bleh :/

You decide to do.... knitting. For your army. Maybe. And then you give up knitting.

Quote from: Jumza on November 24, 2014, 10:34:02 am
>steal (the recently deceased) rrs_kai's wonder and force it to work for me.

Your roll : 3 (-1) = 2 Godamnit. It's 4 am. I am tired from studying and this is the rolls we get?

You look at Dome's discarded work and decide you will never abandon something like that. However, you forget what you wanted to do.

Quote from: Ryqoshay on November 30, 2014, 11:15:21 am
>["1-2-3 A-B-C Elementary Love Ryqo Lecture of Friendship and Respect!"]

Your roll : 6 Oh god.

You point your magic wand at Dome and everything that flows out of your pointy stick is knowledge, love and how to cuddle someone. You tell him about the feelings and the magic of friendship better than anypony could do, and you leap towards him with more and more until the day turns dark. The number of words you have said are magnificient, and even Dome must admit you have a point. However, you get overcharged with energy, and since you're now the power of love itself, you get too much into your own element, having flattered yourself to a point. The love power causes you to want to discharge... and there is only one target in front of you!

Dome must ROLL TO DODGE the hiroshima-like hug!
Your roll : 4

Dome sucessfully sidesteps to the side, avoiding a ''Adorable Love Love Ryqo Rush Steam Hug!'' from Ryqo. Of course, the speech would have had an effect on him, if it was not for the sudden attack.

Quote from: Kokojo on December 05, 2014, 03:56:33 am
> Revive as Cow-thulu.

Your roll : 4

You revive, but in another dimension where things die in a minute anyway.

Quote from: Captain Dynamite
>[Back to work!"]

Your roll : 1

You instead slack off and decide nothing should be done for those people today. You even want to buy a TV...

Quote from: Wonder
>Be built! (D10)

Your roll : 7

The enemy tries to use some tribuchet on you, but they end up accelerating the process, somehow.



Dome: Cannot roll a 0, Immunity to meteors,
Ryqoshay: Life-Bounded with Vaan, directs Captain Dynamite next turn not using up her turn
Vaan: Airship, Hates Tristan (+1 to attacks vs Tristans), Magic gem (+ 1 on all RTDs), Life-Bonded with Ryqo, +2 to next roll.
Rufio: Is a zombie, +1 to attack rolls, +1 to dance moves,  is in a MJ's zombie horde, has a horde of wolf dancer and some mermaids to ride on, +2 to next roll.
rrs_kai : Has a mixing bowl that's nasty,Has a Wonder, 1hp, If you include FUSRODAH in your roll, it'll get +1, once.
Jumza : Metric fuckton of cookies made to look like a wonder, -1 to next roll
Barba :Dead
Artmicion: Dead
TristanBeoulve: Dead
Kokojo: Dead



MC Nail :
Cluster of dancers : Friends with Rufio.
Wonder : Wins the game for RRS_Kai in 40 turns. (1 hp) Now is the alter ego of RRS_Kai being built SUPER fast(D10), Wounded for 1 turns
Captain Dynamite :
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: rrs_kai on December 05, 2014, 10:43:32 am
Quote from: Kokojo on December 05, 2014, 04:02:45 am
Second, I must retract something : RRS_Kai is NOT DEAD. I did forget he had 2hp!

Please submit a new roll for this round, RRS, and I am very sorry :-(.
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Thanks Kokojo, I forgot as well.
The previous round's roll
>fuse with the wonder (my alter-ego) to revive Kokojo by feeding him a ka-me-ha-me-ha powered cookie. FUSRODAH (+1 roll, one time only).

I'll keep today's roll independent of the outcome of the previous roll.
>uncover the secret behind the art of suplexing a train while running backwards.
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Ryqoshay on December 10, 2014, 04:57:37 pm
Previously on Super Idol Ryqo-Ry's Happy Bouncy Love Smile Theater: Roll to Dodge Edition:

As the aspect of Love itself one can hardly blame Ryqoshay for being affected by her own lecture on the finer points of Love. She finds herself stepping towards Dome as she discusses friendship before bouncing up and down happily when the topic turns its magic. She wants, rather, she needs him to understand and eventually finds herself striding towards him in leaps and bounds. Quaking with unbridled Love power, she finally jumps forward with arms outstretched, fully prepared to give him a hug he will never forget.

"Adorable Love Love Ryqo Rush Steam Hug!" she shouts.

Unfortunately, the SpamBomb's architect simply sidesteps the oncoming tackle hug.

"Hey!" Ryqo complains as her arms close around nothing. "You can't dodge Love!" She whirls around to face him again. "That's no fair!" she pouts. "You're supposed to learn Love and play nice with everyone! Hrm..." She thinks for a moment before pounding a fist into a palm. "I know!" she cries excitedly. "I know how to make you stay a while and listen!"

Almost as an afterthought, she calls over to Captain Dynamite, "Break time's over!

>[Back to work!]

There is still much to do!"

With a snap of her fingers, a purple cowboy hat appeared on her head, cute boots on her feet and a rhinestone studded vest over her blouse. Producing several long strands of pink ribbon, she twirled them around quickly to braid them into something resembling a rope. Then, with a dramatic flick of her wrist, she tied one end into a loop. Lastly, she began to spin the loop in the air above her head. "I'm gonna wrangle me some deviants and make them behave!" she declares proudly. "Gotta catch 'em all!"

And now on to today's episode:

>["Triple Tangled Heart Love Ryqo Lasso Hold!"]
Title: Re: Roll to dodge!
Post by: Dome on December 10, 2014, 09:04:55 pm
>Delete the wonder from reality punching it