Final Fantasy Hacktics

When your son is a Xenomorph


Oh God.


I cant even.


Why does it taste like Grandma?! And how do they know the taste of Grandmas?!

Not exactly hacks, since they re .exe games. but imma leave some links for ya

http://kotaku.com/fans-spent-spent-six-years-working-on-a-pokemon-game-th-1675365478?utm_campaign=Socialflow_Kotaku_Facebook&utm_source=Kotaku_Facebook&utm_medium=Socialflow

http://kotaku.com/a-pokemon-fan-game-three-years-in-the-making-1669405212

http://kotaku.com/fan-made-pokemon-game-is-more-exciting-than-the-real-th-1655072789

Eae Bródi, Bem vindo ao FFH, onde seus sonhos se tornam realidade! 

Quote from: rrs_kai on December 01, 2014, 10:48:50 am
I knew you were evil....Mr. Bark Knight definitely loves you

You're lucky you re dead, otherwise i would eat your soul for calling Ryqo-tan evil.

"Nants Ingonyama bagithi baba"  - Lebo M

Previously on Super Dark Knight Nacht's Souleaty Tenebrous Theater: Roll to Dodge Edition:

After lots of struggling, Nacht finally summons the Dark Shenlong, but it costed his own energy. Oh well, screw it, he didnt care because his objective was complete.

"What is your wish?"

"What do you think?"

"Is your wish to know what i think?"

Nacht facepalms for a brief second.

"Shenlong, just freaking wreck that stupid wonder!"

The destruction caused by the Dark Dragon was massive but it wasnt enough to bring it to the ground.

"Lucky bastard, I will destroy you!" But he walks away, he had bigger problems right now, there was a spambomb coming, could you imagine how everyone's emails were going to be after the explosion? Neither could Nacht.
He wanted to stop it, but there were too many spams to handle and it was nowhere to be found, so all he could do was to protect.

He walks past the corpse of Kokojo, and that worries Nacht.

"Is the bomb already killing everyone?!"

That makes him go faster to where Ryqo and Cap'n were.

And now on to today's episode:
Worried about his loved one, and the captain guy, Nacht attempts to impale his sword on the ground to create a barrier of darkness that would protect them from the spam.

>["Dark Barrier of Go Back to Deep Web, Spam!"]

 "We need a theory of everything. Perhaps, the ultimate triumph of science."
- Stephen Hawking

Cant write big post, no time. Either Kokojo or Lady Luck hates me.

>["Dark Shenlong of Consuming Chaotic Obliteration Summon!³" while mad at lady luck for betraying me]

Its only physics, opposites attract, and that causes a zapping reaction. Now we just have to see who is hit by our electricity

Previously on Super Dark Knight Nacht's Souleaty Tenebrous Theater: Roll to Dodge Edition:

When Nacht tried to destroy the Wonder by summoning a Shenlong made of darkness, all seem'd to go well, but the apathy was draining his powers, and much to his disapointment he didnt open a portal, he closed a portal, unsummoning something, he didnt know what he did unsummon since it wasnt summoned.

"This is not over, the apathy will go away!" - Nacht exclaims while pointing at the wonder, as the skies start to shine brighter again, losing the darkness and corruption and soon to his surprise he looks at Ryqo-tan, and what he saw was Ryqo, conjuring another apathy, the whole world starts to get wrapped in darkness all over again, but why was Ryqo doing that?

"R-Ryqo-tan...?" - He asks himself confused while Carebears rain from the sky.


Nacht was confuse, but as soon as he looks up and sees the skies pitch black, he realizes "The skies are darkness now....Darkness... Wait, Im a Dark Knight! Darkness should boost me!"

And now on to today's episode:

Determined to use the Apathy in his favor, Nacht attempts jump in the sky and spin quickly, canalizing the darkness onto himself to create his beloved Shenlong of Darkness to consume the wonder, as he didnt have to summon him from another dimension, Darkness was already there.

>["Dark Shenlong of Consuming Chaotic Obliteration Summon!²"]

That was the 2nd worse roll ever, only losing to when we had to include hammer in our moves, but everyone thought it was only for celdia because kokojo only wrote it on celdia's move and didnt add the said event.

Quote from: Ryqoshay on November 07, 2014, 02:00:53 pm
Love forever love is free
Let's turn forever you and me

Didnt know you were into Gorillaz, that must be why we re linked together. On my phone i have the full discography of Gorillaz (not counting the remix albuns with Spacemonkeys, although i have them on my computer)

OOC: Perhaps Zambeenies attacked everybody.

Previously on Super Dark Knight Nacht's Souleaty Tenebrous Theater: Roll to Dodge Edition:

Nacht's attack was sucessful, but much to his disapointment, the wonder liked the sword. That only made him angrier "That stupid wonder wont give up will it?" His rage was building and he wasnt going to let it go that easily
Suddenly a strange feeling covers the world, it was affecting everyone, including Nacht "What is that?" He asks himself only to find Kokojo with a paperclip and a stabbed apple, and of course using logic he finds out what is happening "Red apples look like those cartoony hearts everyone draws, the heart represent love, therefore Kokojo stabbed love. That monster!"
His anger was only building, as if he was blaming his dog half for feeling love, if Concourt didnt fuse with him, love wouldnt affect him. But love being stabbed wasnt his main worries, he wanted to kill the wonder, because it been resisting his attacks the whole time, and he was very pissed.

Then only to his amusement, a portal emerges, and some messed up stuff are coming out of it, nightmares, uranium and fire "What the..." and, before he finished his sentence, Captain Dynamite jumps out of the portal only to Ryqo close it. Captain Dynamite was going to support him with petals and friendship, and that was the motivation he needed to try and destroy the


And now on to today's episode:

With his anger built, he attemps to deal massive damage to the wonder by jumping in the air, opening a portal between dimensions and summoning out of it Dragonball's Shenlong but made of darkness so Shenlong consumes the wonder.

>["Dark Shenlong of Consuming Chaotic Obliteration Summon!"]

QuoteYou instead decide to not look at the couple with the most intensity you can muster, that is, by firing rapid 8-inch nail guns with one hand, and piloting a motocycle that's going away from a giant volcano explosion while on one wheel, with heavy metal music in the backgroup while your jacket flaps in the wind. You're awesome.

Although he isnt still as awesome as I am, he is a paladin, im a Bark Knight.

Quote from: Toshiko on November 03, 2014, 07:43:59 am
The chest could use some more detail, but it's already looking better than that JPEG thing that's been floating around for years. I'm liking it. Keep it up!

Agreed.

"[Simon:]
TIS I!
Never fear, Simon Belmont is here! (Shit!)
The power of Christ is infused in my spear!
I'll put an end to your horrible reign!

[Mummy (Egoraptor):]
But we're just playing Twister!

[Simon:]
I RIP OUT YOUR BRAIN! (Agh!)
I will restore the glory of light
with my whip and the crystals, I'll take back the night!" - Starbomb, Crashervania

Quote from: TristanBeoulve on November 03, 2014, 06:00:25 pm
To look cool?

Eggxactly

Augh Shiet. Captain Dynamite is going to be born. Hopefully.