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Roll to Doge

Started by Dome, October 14, 2015, 02:15:35 pm

dw6561

>Use Hell Ivy on Elric to stop him so he can't make the sodium hydroxide
  • Modding version: PSX
This is FF Tactics. All the Tactics you can ever have, all in one byte.

Dome

October 20, 2015, 03:33:37 pm #21 Last Edit: October 20, 2015, 03:39:02 pm by Dome
Quote from: Elric on October 18, 2015, 06:49:16 am
>being a master chemist, attempts to make several vials of Sodium Hydroxide

Roll: 3(+1 from tools)
You make some vials of Sodium Hydroxide. Congrats!
(Can use Sodium Hydroxide vials)

Quote from: Jumza on October 18, 2015, 10:37:47 am
>Borrow Mudvayne's Super duper Slingshot of doom, shoot Elric with a rock, then give it back to Mudvayne

(Things will be mine again!)

Roll: 3
You manage to throw the rock, however the rubber band hits you in da face (-1 to next roll)

Elric must roll to Dodge the rock!
Roll: 2
Elric is too busy with his vials to properly react, and the rock hits his head (Wounded, -1 to next rolls)

Quote from: Dome on October 18, 2015, 10:41:52 am
>Attempt to revive with spam and love (But mostly spam)

Roll:1
Nah, being dead is fine after all

Quote from: Xifanie on October 18, 2015, 11:32:00 am
>Rolls to Doge

Roll: 6
You turned this topic' name into "Roll to doge!". Congrats(?)

Quote from: Kokojo on October 18, 2015, 02:50:04 pm
> Built a mighthycopter from dirt blocks, armed with dirt missiles.

Roll:5
Your minecraft skills are so good, that a co-pilot villager spawns inside the mightycopter!
(+1 to rolls inside it)

Quote from: dw6561 on October 18, 2015, 02:53:34 pm
>Use Hell Ivy on Elric to stop him so he can't make the sodium hydroxide

Roll: 5+1
You summon too much power to attack! The whole world rises to attack everyone!
However...
Quote from: Dora the explorer>Sacrifice myself to save the world

Roll: Epic
Dora summons the power of every young boy and girl watching the show to aid her in this fight.
With all her might, she manages to repel Dw6561' attack. But not without a cost...

Manly tears will be shed for her noble sacrifice!
(Next turn, if you dont have "tears" somewhere in your action, you'll get -3 to the roll)

Jumza (Original owner of "things", -1 to next roll)
dw6561 (+1 to attack rolls when you attack with Geomancy)
Kokojo (Mightycopper made of dirt, +1 to rolls inside it)
Dome (Dead)
Elric (Stole "things", + 1 to rolls involving tools, can use Sodium Hydroxide vials, wounded)
MudVayne (Super duper Slingshot of doom)
Xifanie

"Be wise today so you don't cry tomorrow"

dw6561

>Cry into a jar, storing the tears for later use.
  • Modding version: PSX
This is FF Tactics. All the Tactics you can ever have, all in one byte.

Jumza

October 20, 2015, 10:34:01 pm #23 Last Edit: October 21, 2015, 12:58:29 am by Jumza
>Run up to Elric and cry my tears into his sodium hydroxide, rendering it useless.
  • Modding version: PSX
Nyzer: Alma teleports out of her own possessed body.
Raijinili: Remember that you're telling a modding community that the game they love could use some fixing.

3lric

>drip some sodium hydroxide on the floor in Jumza path, so he slips and breaks his hip instead causing him to cry all the tears.
  • Modding version: PSX

Dome

>Come to life thanks to a manly tear that dripped where my body dissolved

"Be wise today so you don't cry tomorrow"

Mudvayne

>Break dws jar of tears with my expert aim with my slingshot  :mrgreen:

Kokojo

> tears dome's dead body using the dirtcopter - model mighthy
I keep leaving, I keep coming back. Boomerang boy.

Dome

Quote from: dw6561 on October 20, 2015, 07:55:07 pm
>Cry into a jar, storing the tears for later use.

Roll: 5
Manly tears have been shed!
They were so manly, you'll get a +2 to the next roll when you use them!
(+2 to next "manly tears" roll)

Quote from: Jumza on October 20, 2015, 10:34:01 pm
>Run up to Elric and cry my tears into his sodium hydroxide, rendering it useless.

Quote from: Elric on October 20, 2015, 11:31:19 pm
>drip some sodium hydroxide on the floor in Jumza path, so he slips and breaks his hip instead causing him to cry all the tears.

Fuck this, I'll decide the result rolling once for each of you: whoever gets the higher result wins
Jumza rolls: 6-1
Elric rolls: 1-1

Jumza runs to Elric, while Elric drips chemicals on the ground. Manly tears are shed while Jumza flies, however, "Things", now a bear trap, steps into the fray.
The epic mix of tears, love, blood, bear traps and chemical (United with both the tragicomical results, 1 and 6) produces an unexpected result... Elric and Jumza fuse into one being: Jumic! (Or Elza, your call)
From now on, you'll be 2 heads attached on a single body! If you cooperate in your actions, you'll get +1 to the roll: Otherwise, you get a -2

Quote from: Dome on October 21, 2015, 02:22:43 am
>Come to life thanks to a manly tear that dripped where my body dissolved

Roll: 6
The manly tears ressurect your body, giving you Phenominal Cosmic Power...trapped into a Ity Bity Living Space
(Godlike powers, trapped inside a lamp)

Quote from: Mudvayne on October 21, 2015, 11:34:02 am
>Break dws jar of tears with my expert aim with my slingshot  :mrgreen:

Roll: 4+1
Owww. The jar is broken. You Dastard!
(Dw' jar of manly tears is broken)

Quote from: Kokojo on October 22, 2015, 12:18:11 am
> tears dome's dead body using the dirtcopter - model mighthy

Roll: 3+1
You try to tear the lamp, but you just damage it a bit
(Dome's lamp is damaged)

Jumic (Or Elza): Bi-headed human, +1 if you cooperate, -2 if you act on your own
dw6561 (+1 to attack rolls when you attack with Geomancy)
Kokojo (Mightycopper made of dirt, +1 to rolls inside it)
Dome (Godlike powers, trapped inside a damaged lamp)
MudVayne (Super duper Slingshot of doom)

"Be wise today so you don't cry tomorrow"

3lric

October 23, 2015, 07:38:11 am #29 Last Edit: October 23, 2015, 09:40:22 pm by Elric
> Uses the remaining Sodium Hydroxide to dissolve the lamp and Dome along with it.
  • Modding version: PSX

Xifanie

>Summon Batdoge to stop crime
  • Modding version: PSX
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Jumza

Quote from: Elric on October 23, 2015, 07:38:11 am
> Uses the remaining Sodium Hydroxide to dissolve the lamp and Dome along with it.
  • Modding version: PSX
Nyzer: Alma teleports out of her own possessed body.
Raijinili: Remember that you're telling a modding community that the game they love could use some fixing.

dw6561

>summon Tingle to get revenge on Mudvayne
  • Modding version: PSX
This is FF Tactics. All the Tactics you can ever have, all in one byte.

Dome

My action:
>Become a benevolent, yet annoying, spam god




Quote from: Elric+Jumza on October 23, 2015, 07:38:11 am
> Uses the remaining Sodium Hydroxide to dissolve the lamp and Dome along with it.

Roll: 5+1
The lamp is easily dissolved, as is Dome's body trapped inside: only bones remain

Quote from: Xifanie on October 23, 2015, 07:09:59 pm
>Summon Batdoge to stop crime


Roll: 4
Batdoge to the rescue!
(New png: Batdoge, will attack whoever deals something illegal)

Quote from: dw6561 on October 24, 2015, 03:55:01 pm
>summon Tingle to get revenge on Mudvayne

Roll: 3
Kooloo-Limpah!
Tingle is here!

Mudvayne must roll to doge Tingle'...attack?
Roll: 4
Tingle isn't that threatening anyway...
(New png: Tingle. Will do stuff...I guess)

Quote from: Dome>Become a benevolent, yet annoying, spam god

Roll: 5
Dome' bones rise in the air, and he ascends to his rightful place: on the spam throne.
Being a benevolent (yet annoying) god/spammer/skeleton/genie, he decides to grant everyone a wish!

Global event!
Everyone can "wish" something with his next action! If the wish only has beneficial results and doesn't harm anyone, the wish will be granted. If you wish harm for someone, you will only roll a 1 or a 5.
(Of course you can simply decide to do whatever the fuck you want and ignore the opportunity. Your call)


Jumic (Or Elza): Bi-headed human, +1 if you cooperate, -2 if you act on your own
dw6561 (+1 to attack rolls when you attack with Geomancy)
Kokojo (Mightycopper made of dirt, +1 to rolls inside it)
Dome (Skeleton/God of Spam)
MudVayne (Super duper Slingshot of doom)
Xifanie

Png:
Batdoge: Will attack whoever does something illegal
Tingle: Random

"Be wise today so you don't cry tomorrow"

Jumza

>"I wish that Elric and I weren't attached anymore!"
  • Modding version: PSX
Nyzer: Alma teleports out of her own possessed body.
Raijinili: Remember that you're telling a modding community that the game they love could use some fixing.

3lric

>"I wish that Jumza and I weren't attached anymore!"
  • Modding version: PSX

Kaijyuu

>"I wish everyone would immediately win the game."
  • Modding version: PSX

silentkaster

>"I wish I could have a character (me) come to life without having to roll a high number!"
You've stepped in puddles less shallow than me.

Mudvayne

">I wish that I had a hippopotamus."

dw6561

>"I wish that I could create the world's first trinary computer."
  • Modding version: PSX
This is FF Tactics. All the Tactics you can ever have, all in one byte.