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Ultraviolence

Started by Bastard Poetry, October 12, 2009, 06:49:45 pm

Dirty twenty-to-one?

Verily
12 (44.4%)
Rather
3 (11.1%)

Total Members Voted: 14

Voting closed: October 12, 2009, 06:49:45 pm

Bastard Poetry

October 12, 2009, 06:49:45 pm Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Bastard Poetry
There was me, that is BP, and my three droogs, that is Chaumel, Hussy, and Voldemort, Voldemort being really swell, and we sat in the Goland Milkbar making up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening, a flip dark chill winter bastard though dry. The Goland Milkbar was a milk-plus mesto, and you may, O my brother, have forgotten what these mestos were like things changing so skorry these days and everybody very quick to forget, bar rumours not being heard much neither. Well, what they sold there was milk plus something else. They had no license for selling liquor, but there was no law yet against prodding some of the new veshches which they would put into the old moloko, so you could peet it with vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom or one or two other veshches which would give you a nice quiet horrorshow fifteen minutes admiring Ajora And All His Zodiac Braves in your left shoe with lights bursting all over your mozg. Or you could peet it with knives in it, as we use to say, and this would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of dirty twenty-to-one, and that was what we were peeting this evening I'm starting off the story with.
Final Fantasy Tactics - Thief SSCC:

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL73FB72C01D917FD6&feature=viewall

(Fully recorded LP; successes, failures, and most things inbetween)

Mental_Gear

October 12, 2009, 06:57:09 pm #1 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Mental_Gear
Wall-o'-text hits you for 750 damage.

DarthPaul

October 12, 2009, 08:13:47 pm #2 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darthpaul
Verily, yonder bastard of the swale.
Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, bringing torment and pain to others. Oh damned soul wallowing in your sin, perhaps...it is time to die

Dormin Jake

October 12, 2009, 09:52:13 pm #3 Last Edit: October 13, 2009, 12:41:55 am by Dormin Jake
Ultracute Droog:

  • Modding version: Other/Unknown
We are Dormin. Thou art to bring us a tasty beverage.
  • Discord username: dorminjake

LastingDawn

October 12, 2009, 10:06:54 pm #4 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by LastingDawn
Was this an FFT form of the... (I want to say "Bandersnatch", but I'm pretty sure that's not the name of it.)

That old poen with Vorpal Blades, and Snicker-snacks, that starts with "Beware the ?Bandersnatch? my son..."?
"Moment's anger can revert to joy,
sadness can be turned to delight.
A nation destroyed cannot be restored,
the dead brought back to life."

Art of War

Beta & Gretchen Forever!!!!

RavenOfRazgriz

October 12, 2009, 10:18:55 pm #5 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by RavenOfRazgriz
Quote from: "LastingDawn"Was this an FFT form of the... (I want to say "Bandersnatch", but I'm pretty sure that's not the name of it.)

That old poen with Vorpal Blades, and Snicker-snacks, that starts with "Beware the ?Bandersnatch? my son..."?

Yes, it was Bandersnatch.

You even spelled it correctly, regardless of the lies Firefox wants you to think.

DarthPaul

October 12, 2009, 11:03:02 pm #6 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darthpaul
Quote from: "LastingDawn"Was this an FFT form of the... (I want to say "Bandersnatch", but I'm pretty sure that's not the name of it.)

That old poen with Vorpal Blades, and Snicker-snacks, that starts with "Beware the ?Bandersnatch? my son..."?

I had to memorize that poem and recite it once a week (perfectly) for ten weeks.

Never try to major in psychology people.
Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, bringing torment and pain to others. Oh damned soul wallowing in your sin, perhaps...it is time to die

Kokojo

October 12, 2009, 11:36:14 pm #7 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Kokojo
Damnit, dartpaul, thats my goal...
I keep leaving, I keep coming back. Boomerang boy.

DarthPaul

October 12, 2009, 11:48:15 pm #8 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darthpaul
Also it is called Jabberwockey not bandersnatch.
Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, bringing torment and pain to others. Oh damned soul wallowing in your sin, perhaps...it is time to die

LastingDawn

October 13, 2009, 12:06:12 am #9 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by LastingDawn
Jabberwock! That's it.
"Moment's anger can revert to joy,
sadness can be turned to delight.
A nation destroyed cannot be restored,
the dead brought back to life."

Art of War

Beta & Gretchen Forever!!!!

Asmo X

October 13, 2009, 12:19:52 am #10 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Asmo X
You people are terrible. It's from A Clockwork Orange

Archael

October 13, 2009, 12:50:38 am #11 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Archael

Melancthon

October 13, 2009, 01:41:23 am #12 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Melancthon
What's it going to be then, eh?
Just a collaborator plotting collaboration.
"WHATS ST AJORA'S DEAL DUDE!?"

DarthPaul

October 13, 2009, 01:53:55 pm #13 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by darthpaul
Quote from: "Asmo X"You people are terrible. It's from A Clockwork Orange

Egad man, I haven't watched that movie in at least a decade.
Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, bringing torment and pain to others. Oh damned soul wallowing in your sin, perhaps...it is time to die

Samuraiblackbelt

October 13, 2009, 06:34:47 pm #14 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Samuraiblackbelt
QuoteSome crap of mine


I wouldn't call this crap
<JoZ> I'm not Wiz. Even if I were, I wouldn't be narcissistic enough to go under an alt and comment on my own team.

PGF: "You are ignoring this user. Click to see their post."

Melancthon

October 14, 2009, 01:09:47 am #15 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Melancthon
BP, have you read "The Wanting Seed" by Burgess?  I liked it a lot.  Very different from "A Clockwork Orange," but quite good.  Interesting stuff about cycles of government and history.  And cannibalism.  Lots and lots of cannibalism.
Just a collaborator plotting collaboration.
"WHATS ST AJORA'S DEAL DUDE!?"

Bastard Poetry

October 14, 2009, 05:30:56 pm #16 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Bastard Poetry
I haven't, but now I want to. Thanks!

I'll probably bump it to the top of my to-read pile after I finish with my present addictions to Melville and Yeats.
Final Fantasy Tactics - Thief SSCC:

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL73FB72C01D917FD6&feature=viewall

(Fully recorded LP; successes, failures, and most things inbetween)

Mental_Gear

October 14, 2009, 05:46:28 pm #17 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Mental_Gear
Yeats? W.B. Yeats?

Bastard Poetry

October 14, 2009, 05:48:58 pm #18 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Bastard Poetry
Yeah.

If I recall correctly, you live in Ireland, right? Whereabouts?

I used to live in Dublin, and it was something of a spiritual experience visiting Yeats' hometown, Sligo.
Final Fantasy Tactics - Thief SSCC:

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL73FB72C01D917FD6&feature=viewall

(Fully recorded LP; successes, failures, and most things inbetween)

Mental_Gear

October 14, 2009, 06:06:49 pm #19 Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm by Mental_Gear
South-West. Kerry.

Poetry's not my thing. More of a novel and drama person. Last year we studied The Merchant of Venice, this year it's Hamlet. It's like going from cave paintings to Van Gogh.