Final Fantasy Hacktics

"Love is a serious mental disease." - Plato

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Willy Wonka

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"History does not repeat itself but it often does rhyme." -Mark Twain

"The secret to interstellar travel will be first written on a napkin in a pub by a dockworker." -Albert Einstein

"Soldier, doctor, priest- a true martial artist is an equal balance of these three things." - Me, on a poster I put on my dojo wall

"You want to know why Nick [Me] isn't a priest, Nathan [brother]? Its because he's actually a paladin. See, a priest walks up to a pedophile and says 'that produces suffering and is wrong. You should try your best to stop it and repent' while a paladin walks up to a pedophile and says 'Blam! Blam blam blam!' and then possibly reloads. That is why Nick never went to seminary school and became a priest." - My cousin Eric answering my little  brother's question a few years  back. All I could do was nod.

"Denny Crane." - Denny Crane

"This thread is dumb..."  -Elric  10/12/14

"You may be right
I may be crazy
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for
Turn out the light
Don't try to save me
You may be wrong for all I know
But you may be right"
- Billy Joel

<FactCore> Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis.
<CuriosityCore> What's that noise?
<Turret> Put me down.
<GLaDOS> You must really, really love to test.
<SpaceCore> So much space. Need to see it all.

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"Thoughout all of history, no wise king has ever forced his army to obey him through oppression. People will only truly fight for what is right. And there is only one thing that is truly right in this world! The one true, unchanging righteousness in the world is... cuteness! Cute makes right! All our needs, desires and instincts seek cuteness, and it is for cuteness that we will give everything we have! That's just the way men are!" - Sora

"The earth makes a sound as of sighs and the last drops fall from the emptied cloudless sky. A small boy, stretching out his hands and looking up at the blue sky, asked his mother how such a thing was possible. Fuck off, she said."
― Samuel Beckett

"I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it."

― W.C. Fields

Reminded me of Salute Your Shorts... "Why won't you swim in the lake?" "Because fish fart in it." Which was no doubt derived from that quote, but retooled for the G-rated Nickelodeon audience.

... I miss Salute Your Shorts. Even though I've seen every episode 6 times if I've seen them once. I'm sure I'd be embarrassed by it if I tried to watch it now, but that's kind of the point of childhood nostalgia.

I heard of that show but never seen it as brazilian Nickelodeon never broadcasted it.

They actually may have, but I was young when it aired, so you woulda likely been too young.

I'm pretty sure it was never broadcasted in Brazil, and yes i would be too young.

"War. War never changes." - Ron Perlman

Quote from: Ryqoshay on October 14, 2014, 02:19:38 pm
"War. War never changes." - Ron Perlman

......

<3

"You aren't sailing past honor for the liking of a room. These questions are birthday basements. To end the blue radish is the upside of luxury and sparking a good lizard can only make tears fall in hindsight. Puddles do not ask for why not? It is cheese! Breath and wind. It is cheese." - Alan Shore

"War is good for business." Ferengi Rule of Aquisition 34

"Peace is good for business." Ferengi Rule of Acquisition 35

Me: "I'm going to be a father, dad. What should I do?"
Dad: "Whatever the hell she says."

*2 years later*
Me: "Well my wife is pregnant again, dad. What should I do?"
Dad: "Not whatever the hell you did the first time."

Gotta love dads! :p

"Ecchi na no wa ikenai to omoimasu!"
(I think that dirty thoughts are bad)
- Mahoro

''My spleen!'' Dib, Invader Zim.

Quote from: Ronin1984 on October 17, 2014, 12:07:31 pm
Me: "I'm going to be a father, dad. What should I do?"
Dad: "Whatever the hell she says."

*2 years later*
Me: "Well my wife is pregnant again, dad. What should I do?"
Dad: "Not whatever the hell you did the first time."

Gotta love dads! :p

This is the father I aspire to be.

"With these changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes
Nothing remains quite the same
With all of my running and all of my cunning
If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane
If we couldn't laugh we just would go insane
If we weren't all crazy we would go insane"
- Jimmy Buffett

"We need something strong enough to kill the weeds, the grass, and the rocks." - random customer at a random home improvement store

Oscar: "Well you do the best with what you have... I have lemons, I make lemonade."
Michael: "That's a very positive outlook."
Oscar: "Yeah, but I hate the lemonade business.  It's the grind... You have to grind so many fuckin lemons!"

Arrested Development

"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" - Cave Johnson

"America, Fuck Yeah!
Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day, Yeah"

Trey Parker - America, Fuck Yeah

That song should be usa's national anthem.

Quote from: Vaan on October 20, 2014, 09:23:35 pm
That song should be usa's national anthem.

If it were, I'd expatriate. -_-

Quote from: PowerthirstWhen God gives you lemons, YOU FIND A NEW GOD

"We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavoring and furniture polish is made from real lemons." - Alfred E. Neuman

Quote from: Ryqoshay on October 21, 2014, 02:47:18 pm

Are you Sachiko from Corpse Party now?

"No, this is Patrick." - Patrick Star

"Is this the Krusty Krab? - Anonymous Krusty Krab Customer

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

"I'm talkin' bout balllls deep"
-Cleveland Jr.

Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?
Diane Simmons (sighs): Ghostbusters, Tom.
Tom Tucker: No, Diane. Their insurance company. That's just stupid what you said.

"The country we live in was built by slaves
Beat down and murdered and stuffed in their graves
You put a slave owner on the one dollar bill
And you wanna know why I KILLLL PEOPLE!?"

- ICP - Terrible - The Amazing Jeckel Brothers

*spoilers for the rather excellent Legacy of Kain series*

"Magnets, how do they work?" - ICP

Well if we're quoting retarded shit...

"I'mma make you my bitch
Cake, cake, cake, cake
Cake, cake, cake, cake
Cake, cake, cake, cake
Cake, cake, cake." - Rihanna

...which is almost as good as...

"Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass
Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass
Ass ass ass ass ass ass as
Stop..." - Nicki Minaj

Truly the visionaries of our time...

Mine had a point to it. That doesn't

Truth > Retardation

"Or when you sneak into a wake and you see a beefcake
Do the creep
And do the creep"
- Nikki Minaj

Nikki's laughter is absolutely retaharded

"And I would laugh, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha." - Nikki Minaj

That's creepy too but i meant this

"'Napalm sticks to kids' is *not* a motivational phrase." - Skippy

"It's a trap!" - Admiral Ackbar

Imma put in here a brazilian quote cuz ryqo reminded me.


"É uma cilada, Bino!" - Pedro Alves Gomes Melo Vargas de Carvalho Silva, Carga Pesada (Hard Load)


It means Its a trap, Bino, when one of those truckdriver was trickd in a series, but it became a meme when referencing  men who look like and or dress like women.

"I'm gonna put my pain into your soul!" - Krieg

"This book says I don't exist unless I think I do. But what if I don't?" -Kyle, South Park

"Must obey the Taco Man!" - GIR

"Having no money is like having breast cancer, just stop squeezing it and thinking about it and it goes away" - Sakata Gintoki

"Money cannot buy happiness." - age old saying

"Maybe not, but you'd be surprised how easy it is to rent these days." - Joe Higashi

"Be catalysts, not cattle." - Slacker Jack

    "My anger, pain and sadness--shall be your loss."
    --Dark Knight

"No self-respecting catgirl can resist a photo-op... wait... what's a self-respecting catgirl?" - Whack a Catgirl

"[Simon:]
TIS I!
Never fear, Simon Belmont is here! (Shit!)
The power of Christ is infused in my spear!
I'll put an end to your horrible reign!

[Mummy (Egoraptor):]
But we're just playing Twister!

[Simon:]
I RIP OUT YOUR BRAIN! (Agh!)
I will restore the glory of light
with my whip and the crystals, I'll take back the night!" - Starbomb, Crashervania

"Respect my...... AUTHORITAAAAY!"
-Eric Cartman

Da fuck is a Cartmab?

Also, *authoritah

"Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern." - Steve Zissou

Quote from: Elric on November 05, 2014, 08:51:06 pm
Da fuck is a Cartmab?

He is evil born a typo.

Quote from: Toshiko on November 06, 2014, 07:58:06 am
Also, *authoritah

It's not always authoritah. Sometimes it's authoritay. It's cool that way.

Quote from: TristanBeoulve on November 06, 2014, 05:38:10 pm
It's not always authoritah. Sometimes it's authoritay. It's cool that way.

No

"Love forever love is free
Let's turn forever you and me"
- 2D

"What is right for one soul may not be right for another. It may mean having to stand on your own and do something strange in the eyes of others." - Eileen Caddy

Quote from: Elric on November 06, 2014, 09:38:01 pm
No

Quote from: TristanBeoulve
Yes

1. That's not a quote.

Quote from: Elric on November 06, 2014, 09:38:01 pm3. No

(The only people who ever said it as Authority were not Cartman, nor did they say it as such)

4. Shut up noob, I was literally watching South Park before you were born

"When someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'YES'!" - Winston Zeddemore

Quote from: Elric on November 10, 2014, 02:50:03 pm
4. Shut up noob, I was literally watching South Park before you were born

You wound me.
Thank you for typing literally, though. I thought for sure that you meant that figuratively.

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I'm glad my thanks are well received.

"Baka." - uttered innumerously by every tsundere ever

"So hear my Batty word,
And excersise a little prudence,
When dealing with... humans."
- Batty Koda

"I'm getting a god complex and I LIKE IT!" - Gaige

"愛してるばんざーい!
ここでよかった 私たちの今がここにある
愛してるばんざーい!
始まったばかり 明日もよろしくね まだゴールじゃない"
- μ's

Translation:
"Cheers for the love!
I'm glad to be here, Our present exists right here
Cheers for the love!
It's only just begun, I'm counting on you again tomorrow, We've yet to reach our goal"






さあ!
さあ!
大好きだばんざーい!
まけないゆうき 私たちは今を楽しもう
大好きだばんざーい!
頑張れるから 昨日に手をふって ほら前向いて

Translation:
Now!
Cheers for loving you!
With the courage to never give up let's enjoy the present
Cheers for loving you!
We can do our best so wave goodbye to yesterday and look forward

にゃにゃめにゃにゃじゅうにゃにゃどのにゃらびでにゃくにゃくいにゃにゃくにゃにゃはんにゃにゃだいにゃんにゃくにゃらべてにゃがにゃがめ?

Translation (with many liberties):
Can mew imyagine an imyaginary mewnyagerie mewnyager imyagining mewnyaging an imyaginyary mewnyagerie?
- Black Hanekawa

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"Vaan is a retard" 

- Elric

"Vaan is a retard"

- Elric

"Vaan is a retard"

- Elric

"Vaan ain't not a retard."

- Kyozo22

C-C-C-COMBO BRRRRRRRREAKEEER

"Urusai urusai urusai!" - Shana

"Vaan.... probably isn't a retard?"
-TristanBeoulve

"Screw you, you creepy fuck"

- (I'm sure someone at some point)

I did, I did!

(In my head...)

"Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference." - Mark Twain

Quote from: Elric on November 15, 2014, 10:50:29 am
"Screw you, you creepy fuck"

- (I'm sure someone at some point)

"lol"
-Danny, The Adventurer's Tale

"When you love someone, you have no control. That is what love is; being powerless." - Raymond Reddington

"Anybody can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not within everybody's power and is not easy." - Aristotle

"Somebody's got to be unafraid to lead the freak parade." - Big and Rich

"Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin." - Grace Hansen

"I can put all my finger in my nose"
- Ralph Wiggum

"To understand is to stand under which is to, look up to which is a good way to understand." - Sister Corita

"You are ignoring this user. Show me the post." - FFH forum, about Ryqoshay

"Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don't care.
What did you have for lunch today?"
- Rod

"Yes, I guess you could say I am a loner, but I feel more lonely in a crowed room with boring people than I feel on my own."

-Henry Rollins

I'd rather post Curly Brace, but this is a Quote topic :/

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"You don't have to be alone to be lonely
You might as well give in."
- OK Go

"To make any future that we dreamt up real requires creative scientists, engineers, and technologists to make it happen. If people are not within your midst who dream about tomorrow - with the capacity to bring tomorrow into the present - then the country might as well just recede back into the cave because that's where we're headed."
- Neil deGrasse Tyson

 "We need a theory of everything. Perhaps, the ultimate triumph of science."
- Stephen Hawking

"Don't worry, be happy" - Meher Baba

"Nants Ingonyama bagithi baba"  - Lebo M

"Remember, the Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested." - GLaDOS

"We haven't even scratched the surface when it comes to overkill." - Justin Timberlord

It's The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" of The Flying Spaghetti Monster

1. I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou *** when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.

2. I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.

3. I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, okay? Oh, and get this into your thick heads: woman = person. man = person. Samey = Samey. One is not better than the other, unless we're talking about fashion and I'm sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.

4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go f*** yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.

5. I'd really rather you didn't challenge the bigoted, misogynistic, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the b******.

6. I'd really rather you didn't build multi million-dollar synagogues / churches / temples / mosques / shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):
Ending poverty
Curing diseases
Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable
I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the creator.

7. I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people I talk to you. You're not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can't you take a hint?

8. I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/vaseline. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.

"Love. Surely it is a human construct; a hedge against the terror of mortality. I believe that, but that doesn't account for times I've felt it myself. ... It vexes. Love is either a human construct or it's a real thing, right?" - Sherlock

"The question cannot be answered. The concept of love exists. Therefore, it is useful, even if it is a human construct. It exists because it serves a need. A question that can be answered might be, 'Why is love needed?'" - Bella

"Everything is music! When I go home, I throw knickers in the oven and it's music! Crash, boom, bang!" - "Bjork"

"Some have said there is no subtlety to destruction. You know what? They're dead." - Jaya Ballard

"If you can't be kind, at least be vague." - Judith Martin

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch

"... it only takes seven pounds of pressure to crack open a man's head... ...from the inside. Kisses now!" - Fluffmodeous

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." - Robert Bloch