How art thou, gangster?

[Bastard Poetry]

My name is Bastard Poetry.

I'm not exactly new here, but I sure was gone a long time. Is this where people say hello and welcome and all that shit?


Hello? Welcome?


Someone take my bags up, god damn it. I'm going to be staying for awhile.

[Zozma]

welcome back to FFHotel bp

ohh... we lost your bags.

no we dont have a gift shop either so no tooth paste or anything for you!

[Cheetah]

Welcome back BP. You have certainly been away for too long.

[DarthPaul]

Good to have the genius behind CoK back, and we didn't lose your bags we found zombies in them and Zozma bludgeo'd them.....for hammer.

[Kokojo]

BP ! I love you !

[LastingDawn]

Welcome back, Bastard Poetry! Great to see you active once more!

[Archael]

welcome back to FFHotel bp

ohh... we lost your bags.

no we dont have a gift shop either so no tooth paste or anything for you!

hehe

bad boy

salty rage

[Bastard Poetry]

Thanks, guys. I didn't really need the contents of the bags, anyways. Those were supposed to end up in Zozma's shower, so that'll save me time later. It's just that one of the bags was Italian, and I felt empowered by the designer's net worth by proxy. Oh well..

I brought you guys a souvenir:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cDnsld1PVA

[Xifanie]

Bastard, nice to have you back, we sincerely love your CoK. We want it to grow more! And I can't wait for the next one; still sucks you have to start over.

[Archael]

Came to FFH to get some fun
but then I saw you walking towards me
on the run

and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

[philsov]

WELCOME TO FFH, WHERE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE.

[DarthPaul]

Woot for genocide wait what the fuck I'm gonna die.......Meh bring it on.