Perls of the Chat.

[Wiz]

*Facepalm* Yeah, that's quite the narcissistic monumental blunder I made.

I swear I always thought mibbit hid your IP address for some reason. Wherever I got my information from, I was seriously misinformed. No matter, it's all fun and good and I guess the lesson that's to be learned from this trial of error is to never try to be a spy unless you're absolutely certain that you know what you're doing.

I especially fucked myself over when I typed in instantaneously "Coincidence?" since that alone is the self-admission that it was me.

[Kaijyuu]

Don't worry, we still love you.

[Samuraiblackbelt]

I especially fucked myself over when I typed in instantaneously "Coincidence?" since that alone is the self-admission that it was me.

I was sold at "I'm not Wiz. Even if I were, I wouldn't be narcissistic enough to go under an alt and comment on my own team."

[Kokojo]

I sold out at the first phrase. Spy fail.

[mucus]

<Taichii> weeee
<Taichii> brolly is dead
<Taichii> fap time

[Taichii]

its nap time.. and im really sleepy its nearly6 am here.. LOL nyt dude :p

[Ryqoshay]

its nap time.. and im really sleepy its nearly6 am here.. LOL nyt dude :p

But the F and the N are so far apart on the keyboard, you typically use opposite hands for them... I would have an easier time believing a B or M typo.

[Taichii]

But the F and the N are so far apart on the keyboard, you typically use opposite hands for them... I would have an easier time believing a B or M typo.

as i have said my elbow is across the keyboard :p as i have said last nyt.. too lazy :p

[Celdia]

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[07:30] <itoikenza> Darthatron where are ya?
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[07:37] * Darthatron (~Darthatro@CPE-121-220-68-133.lnse2.win.bigpond.net.au) has joined #ffh
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This sort of thing never fails to amuse me.

[formerdeathcorps]

The newbs get wilder by the day!

<JPG> fucking 10 year olds >
<slave> lol!
<fdc> No...
<fdc> that's just wrong

[Celdia]

[23:51] =Toshiko= and 9" is way too long
[23:51] =Toshiko= I don't usually go more than a half inch

[3lric]

^^^hahaha wtf^^^

[Ryqoshay]

If it fits, it ships?

[formerdeathcorps]

<Eternal248> Celdia don't need no man.
<Ralts> celdia ain't need no man*
<formerdeathcorps> you only say that because you were turned down, ET
<Chimp> who called my name
<Eternal248> Celdia's not my type.
<mando> Eternal don't need no wo-man
<Alby4t5> Ms. Celdia. I was trying to add my animation to the game and it broke my brain when I reached the hex part.
<Aero> Oh, so what IS your type, ET?
* lirmont hands out "Dodge Lightning" kits.
<Efrate> She's not mine par se either but she's a great pal, just dual murder doesn't sounds like a way to end an evening
<Celdia> Yeah, I know Et. I have boobs.

[3lric]

[20:38] <@Etna> Eternal, if I ever meet you, I'm punching you in the face.
[20:38] <Eternal248> :p
[20:38] <@Elric> that should be punishable by death my enraged turkies
[20:38] <fdc> who didn't listen when I told him to redo his posts
[20:38] <@Elric> by*
[20:38] <@Etna> I figure it would be nice to at least give you a warning
[20:38] <Sammy> Can I be there to see it?
[20:38] <@Etna> sure
[20:38] <RavenOfRazgriz> Careful Etna, Eternal is a fragile little boy, you might kill him.
[20:38] <Sammy> ANd when he falls in the gutter, can I kick him in the ribs?
[20:38] <Wasabi> I would just force a bottle of Yellow Tail down his throat Jupi, then stick him in the corner.
[20:38] <RavenOfRazgriz> Or knock out most of his teeth
[20:38] <RavenOfRazgriz> Or both
[20:39] <Eternal248> I'm fairly sure I could make any of you hurt.
[20:39] <Eternal248> Badly.
[20:39] <@Etna> that's up to you :p
[20:39] <@Elric> so you think Eternal
[20:39] <@Elric> I'm not scared
[20:39] <Sammy> No, Eternal.
[20:39] <Sammy> I'm sure you can;t.
[20:39] <Eternal248> Elric, I'd just have to feed you dairy.
[20:39] <@Elric> maybe of sammy, because of the martial arts experience
[20:39] <Wasabi> Speaking of which, the last music video was pretty good Jupi. Song-wise. The video made me cringe though.
[20:39] <@Elric> but im fairly certain i could take you Eternal
[20:39] <@Elric>
[20:40] <Wasabi> Especially with the whole theme bejng white and everything.
[20:40] <Wasabi> *being
[20:40] <Sammy> I'm certain even Arne could take Eternal.
[20:40] <fdc> HAHAHAHA....

[formerdeathcorps]

<Eternal248> >Message someone on FB I haven't spoken to in high school, ask if they remember me.
<Eternal248> >"How could I forget the smartest guy in class?"
<fdc> ...

Seriously guys, we need another target.  This is getting stupid.

[Eternal]

Note to self: take over the world, delete Spam.

[3lric]

[21:05] <@Etna> just stop smoking and drink instead
[21:05] <@Etna> that'll fatten you up
[21:05] <Ralts> it's like my body knows
[21:06] <Pierce> "More cushion for the pushin"
[21:06] <@Elric> you can't do as many things when drunk tho
[21:06] <Ralts> i exercise regularly but i eat a lot. i have like five meals a day.
[21:06] <Pierce> Lies.
[21:06] <@Elric> like driving drunk = bad
[21:06] <Pierce> You can do /more/ things.
[21:06] <Pierce> Biking though.
[21:06] <Ralts> when i'm drunk
[21:06] <@Etna> driving high is also bad >>;
[21:06] <Wasabi> I don't usually get the munchies when I smoke. I get super thirsty though.
[21:06] <Ralts> i can sing better than whitney houston
[21:06] <@Elric> driving high = driving not 1 mile over the speed limit and watching every single part of your surroundings
[21:06] <Pierce> ^
[21:06] <Sammy> Drunk drivers run stop signs, high drivers wait for them to turn green.
[21:06] <Pierce> It's safer if anything.
[21:06] <RavenOfRazgriz> I bet if we got Eternal high he might actually do something useful.
[21:06] <Ralts> i'm also the best damn dancer (when i'm drunk)
[21:06] <@Etna> lmao @ sammy
[21:07] <@Elric> [21:06] <Sammy> Drunk drivers run stop signs, high drivers wait for them to turn green.
[21:07] <@Elric> Win
[21:07] <Ralts> lmao

[Kagebunji]

So many perls in one day

[Taichii]

FINALLY! XD